- Deadspin Comments

sba — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 13:24:08 EDT

That's not a coyote, it's not holding an anvil from Acme Industries.

sba

The Fan’s Attic — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 12:56:43 EDT

@My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZ...: That would attract bears.

The Fan’s Attic

My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 12:46:01 EDT

They should just use Linda Cohn on her period, but that would scare everyone away.

My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH

parker91 — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 12:43:31 EDT

@Le Légende de Vincent Tremblay: it's because the decoy doesn't have 300+ PIM

parker91

jwaves2007 — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 12:42:44 EDT

In a related story, local bars have used Berman cutouts to scare away the cougar population.

jwaves2007

The Fan’s Attic — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 12:42:41 EDT

Those are funny looking bike racks.

The Fan’s Attic

Paul Zuvella — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 12:40:11 EDT

Are they from Pheonix? There's a bunch of Coyotes out there with time on their hands.

Paul Zuvella

Gourmet Spud — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 12:40:01 EDT

Berman claims that one told him to find his soulmate.

Gourmet Spud

Carmen McFanzone — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 12:39:07 EDT

/and yes, i know they're coyotes

Carmen McFanzone

Carmen McFanzone — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 12:38:25 EDT

I think cardboard cutouts of Harvey Keitel would be even more effective.

Carmen McFanzone

Le Légende de Vincent Tremblay — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 12:37:02 EDT

Wait a minute. That doesn't look anything like Daniel Carcillo.

Le Légende de Vincent Tremblay

tater — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 12:36:51 EDT

It may scare away geese but it won't take care of the roadrunner problem they have.

tater

cardboardbelt — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 12:35:07 EDT

@RedRight88: Cardboard cutout minorities.

cardboardbelt

J-No — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 12:35:05 EDT

@Chamomiles Davis: +10. I am crying over here.

J-No

GorgeForeman — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 12:34:54 EDT

What they don't understand is that the geese are only attracted to ESPN because of its affiliation with the V Foundation.

GorgeForeman

Signal to Noise — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 12:34:46 EDT

Meh. Put Linda Cohn and Lou Holtz out there. Those'll scare geese away.

Signal to Noise

UkraineNotWeak — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 12:34:25 EDT

They still have more personality than Tre Wingo.

UkraineNotWeak

MeSoHornsby — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 12:34:12 EDT

After the guy on the left hit a 120-yard slice, the coyote congratulated him, as he "really got a hold of that one".

MeSoHornsby

Stay Away From Oprah — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 12:33:57 EDT

I think they were really installed to keep that one keeping guy away that was in all of those ESPN Mobile commercials.

Stay Away From Oprah

Upshaws Leash — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 12:33:29 EDT

i heard the one on west campus is nicknamed Lil Sean

Upshaws Leash

RedRight88 — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 12:32:40 EDT

What do they plan to do to scare away the retired white guys trying to play golf in their courtyard?

RedRight88

Chamomiles Davis — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 12:32:26 EDT

Bill Walton spent over an hour trying to teach one of them to beg.

Chamomiles Davis

Doyle McPoyle — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 12:32:00 EDT

Fake animals and strobe lights? ESPN's problem just went from geese to bored Bristol teens on E.

Doyle McPoyle

supermike5alive — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 12:31:32 EDT

they put these on ball fields all around here... this is news?

supermike5alive

RonZookonRedBull — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 12:30:58 EDT

Just what Bristol needs, more residents with poles up their asses.

RonZookonRedBull

Sliderofdeath — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 12:30:43 EDT

Are they supposed to be taking a dump?

Sliderofdeath