<![CDATA[Olympic Torch Relay Proceeding Smoothly So Far - Deadspin Comments]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/deadspin.com.png <![CDATA[Olympic Torch Relay Proceeding Smoothly So Far - Deadspin Comments]]> http://deadspin.com Mon, 07 Apr 2008 18:11:34 EDT Mon, 07 Apr 2008 18:11:34 EDT http://deadspin.com/376682/olympic-torch-relay-proceeding-smoothly-so-far <![CDATA[Olympic Torch Relay Proceeding Smoothly So Far]]> http://deadspin.com/376682/olympic-torch-relay-proceeding-smoothly-so-far#c5067273 yeah and if a frog had wings, it wouldn't bump it's ass a-hoppin'

Ace Rothstein

]]> 11:376682:c5067273 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 18:11:34 EDT <![CDATA[Olympic Torch Relay Proceeding Smoothly So Far]]> http://deadspin.com/376682/olympic-torch-relay-proceeding-smoothly-so-far#c5066300 good thing it wasn't passing thru Milwaukee...

mrtrailsafety

]]> 11:376682:c5066300 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 17:27:42 EDT <![CDATA[Olympic Torch Relay Proceeding Smoothly So Far]]> http://deadspin.com/376682/olympic-torch-relay-proceeding-smoothly-so-far#c5065815 @Signal to Noise:

Oh yeah - the professional protesters of the Bay Area have gotten started already.

I like where their heads are at.

spankyjoe

]]> 11:376682:c5065815 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 17:10:43 EDT <![CDATA[Olympic Torch Relay Proceeding Smoothly So Far]]> http://deadspin.com/376682/olympic-torch-relay-proceeding-smoothly-so-far#c5060122 What'd Paris Hilton do?

7th Floor King Dingaling

]]> 11:376682:c5060122 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 14:04:09 EDT <![CDATA[Olympic Torch Relay Proceeding Smoothly So Far]]> http://deadspin.com/376682/olympic-torch-relay-proceeding-smoothly-so-far#c5059874 BREASTFEED ME, MR. POLICEMAN!

suntastic

]]> 11:376682:c5059874 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 13:56:07 EDT <![CDATA[Olympic Torch Relay Proceeding Smoothly So Far]]> http://deadspin.com/376682/olympic-torch-relay-proceeding-smoothly-so-far#c5059722 honestly... you had to pick on the lady in the wheelchair? really... what, was the kid with downs busy?

Tyreeeeeli

]]> 11:376682:c5059722 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 13:51:58 EDT <![CDATA[Olympic Torch Relay Proceeding Smoothly So Far]]> http://deadspin.com/376682/olympic-torch-relay-proceeding-smoothly-so-far#c5059505 Couldn't the officers have encircled the athlete, locked arms and created a ring of aridity to protect the flame?

If the French police had Arid, then they wouldn't have smelled so bad.

Blue Bishop

]]> 11:376682:c5059505 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 13:44:59 EDT <![CDATA[Olympic Torch Relay Proceeding Smoothly So Far]]> http://deadspin.com/376682/olympic-torch-relay-proceeding-smoothly-so-far#c5058756 Protests? I thought it was fire safety.

Whitey Fisk

]]> 11:376682:c5058756 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 13:19:33 EDT <![CDATA[Olympic Torch Relay Proceeding Smoothly So Far]]> http://deadspin.com/376682/olympic-torch-relay-proceeding-smoothly-so-far#c5058674 You have to give the French protesters some credit. Instead of trying to extinguish the flame when some former track star was holding it who could probably out run them, they chose the girl in the wheelchair to try an extinguish it. Touche.

You_are_My_Larsson_My_Henrik_Larsson

]]> 11:376682:c5058674 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 13:16:27 EDT <![CDATA[Olympic Torch Relay Proceeding Smoothly So Far]]> http://deadspin.com/376682/olympic-torch-relay-proceeding-smoothly-so-far#c5058499 They should just transport the torch via hot air balloons. It would at least make the protesters have to be more creative

Len Bias Cocaine Surplus

]]> 11:376682:c5058499 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 13:09:36 EDT <![CDATA[Olympic Torch Relay Proceeding Smoothly So Far]]> http://deadspin.com/376682/olympic-torch-relay-proceeding-smoothly-so-far#c5057891 Max Mozely approves.

My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH

]]> 11:376682:c5057891 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 12:49:40 EDT <![CDATA[Olympic Torch Relay Proceeding Smoothly So Far]]> http://deadspin.com/376682/olympic-torch-relay-proceeding-smoothly-so-far#c5057767 The REAL torch will travel north america through an intricate system of tunnels and hidden rooms throughout the american midwest. The underground torch railroad, if you will.

Laser Guided

]]> 11:376682:c5057767 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 12:45:34 EDT <![CDATA[Olympic Torch Relay Proceeding Smoothly So Far]]> http://deadspin.com/376682/olympic-torch-relay-proceeding-smoothly-so-far#c5057744 @Yostal: San Francisco was likely chosen due to high Chinese population. The problem is that most of the Chinese-descended who live there are probably not big fans of their country of origin's current government.

Yes, of course the IOC is tone deaf enough to not know this, and it's going to be amusing to watch. I mean, the city council has expressed official disapproval and there are going to be a TON of protestors.

Signal to Noise

]]> 11:376682:c5057744 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 12:44:30 EDT <![CDATA[Olympic Torch Relay Proceeding Smoothly So Far]]> http://deadspin.com/376682/olympic-torch-relay-proceeding-smoothly-so-far#c5057715 @Yostal: 1904 was Chicago. St. Louis stole it, so those don't count as real Olympics.

JosephFinn

]]> 11:376682:c5057715 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 12:43:24 EDT <![CDATA[Olympic Torch Relay Proceeding Smoothly So Far]]> http://deadspin.com/376682/olympic-torch-relay-proceeding-smoothly-so-far#c5057660 @Phatty:

I see these events as a challenge to the fine citizens of Philadelphia: Next time Santa appears at a public sporting event, rather than the standard booing and flinging of batteries, I expect to see him doused in water, nay, flame-retardant foam.

spankyjoe

]]> 11:376682:c5057660 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 12:41:18 EDT <![CDATA[Olympic Torch Relay Proceeding Smoothly So Far]]> http://deadspin.com/376682/olympic-torch-relay-proceeding-smoothly-so-far#c5057478 Clearly we need to protect the torch like we protect the Pope or the dice in Trouble: A large plastic bubble.

The Boy Wonder

]]> 11:376682:c5057478 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 12:34:49 EDT <![CDATA[Olympic Torch Relay Proceeding Smoothly So Far]]> http://deadspin.com/376682/olympic-torch-relay-proceeding-smoothly-so-far#c5057263 So they booed a lady in a wheelchair. Big whoop.

Phatty

]]> 11:376682:c5057263 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 12:27:56 EDT <![CDATA[Olympic Torch Relay Proceeding Smoothly So Far]]> http://deadspin.com/376682/olympic-torch-relay-proceeding-smoothly-so-far#c5056908 @OchentaYcinco: until they end up...

/zero...point...zero

OchentaYcinco

]]> 11:376682:c5056908 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 12:16:55 EDT <![CDATA[Olympic Torch Relay Proceeding Smoothly So Far]]> http://deadspin.com/376682/olympic-torch-relay-proceeding-smoothly-so-far#c5056892 They need another guy with a decoy torch. Then make a turn down a dead-end alley and let the protesters follow until the end up walking into a wall and piling up on each other. It worked for Delta house.

OchentaYcinco

]]> 11:376682:c5056892 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 12:16:07 EDT <![CDATA[Olympic Torch Relay Proceeding Smoothly So Far]]> http://deadspin.com/376682/olympic-torch-relay-proceeding-smoothly-so-far#c5056829 Why not make extinguishing the Olympic torch an Olympic event. This is more exciting than anything we'll see in Beijing and less steroids too!

Sandburgh

]]> 11:376682:c5056829 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 12:13:51 EDT <![CDATA[Olympic Torch Relay Proceeding Smoothly So Far]]> http://deadspin.com/376682/olympic-torch-relay-proceeding-smoothly-so-far#c5056817 @metrobulls:

The wave is mine.

BigTenObsession

]]> 11:376682:c5056817 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 12:13:28 EDT <![CDATA[Olympic Torch Relay Proceeding Smoothly So Far]]> http://deadspin.com/376682/olympic-torch-relay-proceeding-smoothly-so-far#c5056803 @metrobulls: It's just the Goose and the wave.

dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac

]]> 11:376682:c5056803 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 12:12:53 EDT <![CDATA[Olympic Torch Relay Proceeding Smoothly So Far]]> http://deadspin.com/376682/olympic-torch-relay-proceeding-smoothly-so-far#c5056802 If only China would change their human rights policies then we could put this issue tibet.

No? Sorry, I'll show myself out.

Steve518

]]> 11:376682:c5056802 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 12:12:52 EDT <![CDATA[Olympic Torch Relay Proceeding Smoothly So Far]]> http://deadspin.com/376682/olympic-torch-relay-proceeding-smoothly-so-far#c5056776 @RonZookonRedBull:

I don't recall Harvey Fierstein having any problems there.

UkraineNotWeak

]]> 11:376682:c5056776 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 12:11:59 EDT <![CDATA[Olympic Torch Relay Proceeding Smoothly So Far]]> http://deadspin.com/376682/olympic-torch-relay-proceeding-smoothly-so-far#c5056772 People were pissed when France refused to go into Iraq with us. They can't defend a freaking lighter.

crazyjoedavola

]]> 11:376682:c5056772 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 12:11:45 EDT <![CDATA[Olympic Torch Relay Proceeding Smoothly So Far]]> http://deadspin.com/376682/olympic-torch-relay-proceeding-smoothly-so-far#c5056748 Anyway it's all more interesting than women's volleyball.

I take offense to that as a red blooded American male there are several things that are interesting about women's volleyball.

tater

]]> 11:376682:c5056748 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 12:10:37 EDT <![CDATA[Olympic Torch Relay Proceeding Smoothly So Far]]> http://deadspin.com/376682/olympic-torch-relay-proceeding-smoothly-so-far#c5056741 @Camp Tiger Claw: It wasn't nice of Mike Hampton to derail that train, either. Or set fire to that hotel. Or cause that plane to crash.

Tuffy

]]> 11:376682:c5056741 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 12:10:16 EDT <![CDATA[Olympic Torch Relay Proceeding Smoothly So Far]]> http://deadspin.com/376682/olympic-torch-relay-proceeding-smoothly-so-far#c5056728 Couldn't the officers have encircled the athlete, locked arms and created a ring of aridity to protect the flame?

Scout

]]> 11:376682:c5056728 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 12:09:30 EDT <![CDATA[Olympic Torch Relay Proceeding Smoothly So Far]]> http://deadspin.com/376682/olympic-torch-relay-proceeding-smoothly-so-far#c5056670 @Yostal: The only other choice was to send it to Chicago, which is a 2016 bid city. Trouble is, Chicago has a real bad history with open flames.

RonZookonRedBull

]]> 11:376682:c5056670 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 12:07:03 EDT <![CDATA[Olympic Torch Relay Proceeding Smoothly So Far]]> http://deadspin.com/376682/olympic-torch-relay-proceeding-smoothly-so-far#c5056650 yeah, i was there!!!!!!!!!!


+ Watch video

holy moly that was a long time ago...

FREE TIBET!


supermike5alive

]]> 11:376682:c5056650 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 12:06:11 EDT <![CDATA[Olympic Torch Relay Proceeding Smoothly So Far]]> http://deadspin.com/376682/olympic-torch-relay-proceeding-smoothly-so-far#c5056639 Still, police barely stopped the second rush at the torch, and the attempt to extinguish it with water.

Possible Headline: Anti-Chinese Water Torch-er.

Gourmet Spud

]]> 11:376682:c5056639 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 12:05:47 EDT <![CDATA[Olympic Torch Relay Proceeding Smoothly So Far]]> http://deadspin.com/376682/olympic-torch-relay-proceeding-smoothly-so-far#c5056637 @Yostal: Geez, I wish I hadn't already wasted my "flaming things" joke.

David Hume

]]> 11:376682:c5056637 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 12:05:43 EDT <![CDATA[Olympic Torch Relay Proceeding Smoothly So Far]]> http://deadspin.com/376682/olympic-torch-relay-proceeding-smoothly-so-far#c5056628 @Lupicas!XofullofBile: Great minds and all

@UkraineNotWeak: Plus ein squared.

crazyjoedavola

]]> 11:376682:c5056628 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 12:05:13 EDT <![CDATA[Olympic Torch Relay Proceeding Smoothly So Far]]> http://deadspin.com/376682/olympic-torch-relay-proceeding-smoothly-so-far#c5056625 @MitchKayak: They didn't surrender to the torch, however they were very rude but offered to secretly collaborate with it.

RonZookonRedBull

]]> 11:376682:c5056625 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 12:05:12 EDT <![CDATA[Olympic Torch Relay Proceeding Smoothly So Far]]> http://deadspin.com/376682/olympic-torch-relay-proceeding-smoothly-so-far#c5056616 Capture the Flag with the Olympic Torch! It's like the best way to determine which country REALLY wins.

Le Kangourou de Kataroo bites her thumb in your general direction

]]> 11:376682:c5056616 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 12:04:52 EDT <![CDATA[Olympic Torch Relay Proceeding Smoothly So Far]]> http://deadspin.com/376682/olympic-torch-relay-proceeding-smoothly-so-far#c5056614 When did France hate someone other than America?

Kccal

]]> 11:376682:c5056614 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 12:04:39 EDT <![CDATA[Olympic Torch Relay Proceeding Smoothly So Far]]> http://deadspin.com/376682/olympic-torch-relay-proceeding-smoothly-so-far#c5056604 Friends, for several reasons, the French Men's Bikini Thong Police Rollerblading Team is not sponsored by the Olympic Committee. If you've enjoyed these productions of classic plays of the 30's and 40's by French cops in bikini thongs on roller blades, then please make a donation, however small, to the FMBTPRT.

Clare

]]> 11:376682:c5056604 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 12:04:02 EDT <![CDATA[Olympic Torch Relay Proceeding Smoothly So Far]]> http://deadspin.com/376682/olympic-torch-relay-proceeding-smoothly-so-far#c5056595 @dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: As long as they get three over the line before the preps, they're fine.

metrobulls

]]> 11:376682:c5056595 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 12:03:29 EDT <![CDATA[Olympic Torch Relay Proceeding Smoothly So Far]]> http://deadspin.com/376682/olympic-torch-relay-proceeding-smoothly-so-far#c5056579 To protest the treatment of the torch in France, the Chinese are no longer serving French Fries in the Forbidden City. They are now referred to as "Great Leap Forward Fries".

UkraineNotWeak

]]> 11:376682:c5056579 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 12:02:56 EDT <![CDATA[Olympic Torch Relay Proceeding Smoothly So Far]]> http://deadspin.com/376682/olympic-torch-relay-proceeding-smoothly-so-far#c5056565 ...and in another show of support Eric Gagne will purposely throw fastballs towards the head of any major leaguer that looks Chinese.

tater

]]> 11:376682:c5056565 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 12:02:25 EDT <![CDATA[Olympic Torch Relay Proceeding Smoothly So Far]]> http://deadspin.com/376682/olympic-torch-relay-proceeding-smoothly-so-far#c5056562 @Chamomiles Davis: If I remember Contact correctly, you can add televising the Olympics to that as well.

Yostal

]]> 11:376682:c5056562 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 12:02:14 EDT <![CDATA[Olympic Torch Relay Proceeding Smoothly So Far]]> http://deadspin.com/376682/olympic-torch-relay-proceeding-smoothly-so-far#c5056543 So let me see if I understand this IOC:
You're going to send the Olympic Torch to one North American city.

Instead of picking Vancouver (host of the 2010 Olympics), Calgary (1988), Los Angeles (1932 and 1984), Atlanta (1996), St. Louis (1904), Mexico City (1968), Lake Placid (1932 ad 1980), or Montreal (1976), you choose San Francisco, a city that has never hosted an Olympics and pretty much majored in protesting in college.

Well done.

Yostal

]]> 11:376682:c5056543 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 12:01:24 EDT <![CDATA[Olympic Torch Relay Proceeding Smoothly So Far]]> http://deadspin.com/376682/olympic-torch-relay-proceeding-smoothly-so-far#c5056542 So this is what those concerts by the Beastie Boys have wrought?

Paper Cut

]]> 11:376682:c5056542 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 12:01:23 EDT <![CDATA[Olympic Torch Relay Proceeding Smoothly So Far]]> http://deadspin.com/376682/olympic-torch-relay-proceeding-smoothly-so-far#c5056527 If it rains I guess the protestors don't even need to show up to make their point.

Paul Zuvella

]]> 11:376682:c5056527 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 12:00:37 EDT <![CDATA[Olympic Torch Relay Proceeding Smoothly So Far]]> http://deadspin.com/376682/olympic-torch-relay-proceeding-smoothly-so-far#c5056499 @Triple B: Not soon enough apparently.

Chones_Chonies

]]> 11:376682:c5056499 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 11:59:29 EDT <![CDATA[Olympic Torch Relay Proceeding Smoothly So Far]]> http://deadspin.com/376682/olympic-torch-relay-proceeding-smoothly-so-far#c5056491 @crazyjoedavola: I like the way you think.

Lupicas!XofullofBile

]]> 11:376682:c5056491 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 11:59:11 EDT <![CDATA[Olympic Torch Relay Proceeding Smoothly So Far]]> http://deadspin.com/376682/olympic-torch-relay-proceeding-smoothly-so-far#c5056488 Quebec has deported their three Chinese citizens in a show of solidarity with their cheese-eating surrender monkey brothers and sisters.

Secret Identity

]]> 11:376682:c5056488 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 11:59:06 EDT <![CDATA[Olympic Torch Relay Proceeding Smoothly So Far]]> http://deadspin.com/376682/olympic-torch-relay-proceeding-smoothly-so-far#c5056477 Inline rollerskates? Those French are very avant garde.

Triple B

]]> 11:376682:c5056477 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 11:58:55 EDT <![CDATA[Olympic Torch Relay Proceeding Smoothly So Far]]> http://deadspin.com/376682/olympic-torch-relay-proceeding-smoothly-so-far#c5056461 in Boston maybe 3 of those 3,000 cops would try to do something to the protesters... and the other 2,997 would stand around chatting with construction guys.

then they'd receive huge tax payer-financed pensions.

supermike5alive

]]> 11:376682:c5056461 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 11:58:15 EDT <![CDATA[Olympic Torch Relay Proceeding Smoothly So Far]]> http://deadspin.com/376682/olympic-torch-relay-proceeding-smoothly-so-far#c5056458 And to think, two years ago, the French Police couldn't keep the protestors from starting fires. Up is down...left is right.

Jefferson DArcy

]]> 11:376682:c5056458 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 11:58:02 EDT <![CDATA[Olympic Torch Relay Proceeding Smoothly So Far]]> http://deadspin.com/376682/olympic-torch-relay-proceeding-smoothly-so-far#c5056453 @neckbeardedclam:

Either that or they crash the set of a French remake of Can't Stop the Music.

UkraineNotWeak

]]> 11:376682:c5056453 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 11:57:34 EDT <![CDATA[Olympic Torch Relay Proceeding Smoothly So Far]]> http://deadspin.com/376682/olympic-torch-relay-proceeding-smoothly-so-far#c5056446 If they keep extinguishing the torch, how will the Buddhist monks be able to light themselves on fire?

crazyjoedavola

]]> 11:376682:c5056446 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 11:57:22 EDT <![CDATA[Olympic Torch Relay Proceeding Smoothly So Far]]> http://deadspin.com/376682/olympic-torch-relay-proceeding-smoothly-so-far#c5056411 Hopefully one of the Tibetian Monks can grab the torch and immolate himself. That'll send a message, huh?

Lupicas!XofullofBile

]]> 11:376682:c5056411 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 11:55:50 EDT <![CDATA[Olympic Torch Relay Proceeding Smoothly So Far]]> http://deadspin.com/376682/olympic-torch-relay-proceeding-smoothly-so-far#c5056390 Im sure the Rollerblades came in handy when the Torch was taken down Devils Backbone.

dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac

]]> 11:376682:c5056390 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 11:55:12 EDT <![CDATA[Olympic Torch Relay Proceeding Smoothly So Far]]> http://deadspin.com/376682/olympic-torch-relay-proceeding-smoothly-so-far#c5056389 Was there ever a more opportune time to employ the "What Could Possibly Go Wrong?" tag?

DeepFriar

]]> 11:376682:c5056389 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 11:55:10 EDT <![CDATA[Olympic Torch Relay Proceeding Smoothly So Far]]> http://deadspin.com/376682/olympic-torch-relay-proceeding-smoothly-so-far#c5056385 @MattinglysSideburns: China's recent actions in Tibet have made them a lock for the biathlon gold in 2010.

Chamomiles Davis

]]> 11:376682:c5056385 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 11:55:01 EDT <![CDATA[Olympic Torch Relay Proceeding Smoothly So Far]]> http://deadspin.com/376682/olympic-torch-relay-proceeding-smoothly-so-far#c5056380 @UkraineNotWeak: I'm surprised no one surrendered to the torch.

MitchKayak

]]> 11:376682:c5056380 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 11:54:46 EDT <![CDATA[Olympic Torch Relay Proceeding Smoothly So Far]]> http://deadspin.com/376682/olympic-torch-relay-proceeding-smoothly-so-far#c5056363 @UkraineNotWeak: Plus ein.

Chief Wahoo

]]> 11:376682:c5056363 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 11:54:10 EDT <![CDATA[Olympic Torch Relay Proceeding Smoothly So Far]]> http://deadspin.com/376682/olympic-torch-relay-proceeding-smoothly-so-far#c5056355 @Chones_Chonies: Fack

Triple B

]]> 11:376682:c5056355 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 11:53:51 EDT <![CDATA[Olympic Torch Relay Proceeding Smoothly So Far]]> http://deadspin.com/376682/olympic-torch-relay-proceeding-smoothly-so-far#c5056353 By the way, good luck keeping that flame once it gets to Beijing:

[fortressofpillows.blogspot.com]

Chamomiles Davis

]]> 11:376682:c5056353 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 11:53:49 EDT <![CDATA[Olympic Torch Relay Proceeding Smoothly So Far]]> http://deadspin.com/376682/olympic-torch-relay-proceeding-smoothly-so-far#c5056352 Police officers on roller skates. Good to know that they have Hot Cops in Paris.

neckbeardedclam

]]> 11:376682:c5056352 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 11:53:47 EDT <![CDATA[Olympic Torch Relay Proceeding Smoothly So Far]]> http://deadspin.com/376682/olympic-torch-relay-proceeding-smoothly-so-far#c5056336 Diana warned the IOC to stay out of those dangerous Paris tunnels.

Too soon?

Triple B

]]> 11:376682:c5056336 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 11:53:13 EDT <![CDATA[Olympic Torch Relay Proceeding Smoothly So Far]]> http://deadspin.com/376682/olympic-torch-relay-proceeding-smoothly-so-far#c5056328 I can't wait to see the look on China's face when Tibet wins a shitload of medals this summer.

MattinglysSideburns

]]> 11:376682:c5056328 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 11:52:56 EDT <![CDATA[Olympic Torch Relay Proceeding Smoothly So Far]]> http://deadspin.com/376682/olympic-torch-relay-proceeding-smoothly-so-far#c5056327 Volkswagens, jet planes, Olympic symbols, the space program, assisting Zionist plans to create a modern Jewish state -- is there anything for which we can't thank the Nazis?

Chamomiles Davis

]]> 11:376682:c5056327 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 11:52:55 EDT <![CDATA[Olympic Torch Relay Proceeding Smoothly So Far]]> http://deadspin.com/376682/olympic-torch-relay-proceeding-smoothly-so-far#c5056316 3,000 police and they couldn't protect a torch? Who was in charge, Clouseau? 3,000 NYC cops would not only keep that torch lit, they'd have 2,900 officers left over to kick some protestor ass.

Chief Wahoo

]]> 11:376682:c5056316 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 11:52:23 EDT <![CDATA[Olympic Torch Relay Proceeding Smoothly So Far]]> http://deadspin.com/376682/olympic-torch-relay-proceeding-smoothly-so-far#c5056311 At least the paparazzi didn't cause the torch to go out of control and crash in that tunnel.

Chones_Chonies

]]> 11:376682:c5056311 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 11:52:17 EDT <![CDATA[Olympic Torch Relay Proceeding Smoothly So Far]]> http://deadspin.com/376682/olympic-torch-relay-proceeding-smoothly-so-far#c5056310 The torch should be transported with the carrier in an American Gladiators like circular ball.

Trenton Makes The World Takes

]]> 11:376682:c5056310 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 11:52:15 EDT <![CDATA[Olympic Torch Relay Proceeding Smoothly So Far]]> http://deadspin.com/376682/olympic-torch-relay-proceeding-smoothly-so-far#c5056296 Usually one doesn't have much difficulty marching into Paris.

UkraineNotWeak

]]> 11:376682:c5056296 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 11:51:39 EDT <![CDATA[Olympic Torch Relay Proceeding Smoothly So Far]]> http://deadspin.com/376682/olympic-torch-relay-proceeding-smoothly-so-far#c5056281 Less than an hour later, the flame was being carried out of a Paris traffic tunnel by an athlete in a wheelchair when the procession was halted by activists who booed and chanted "Tibet."

That's not a very nice thing to do to Mike Hampton.

Camp Tiger Claw

]]> 11:376682:c5056281 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 11:51:20 EDT <![CDATA[Olympic Torch Relay Proceeding Smoothly So Far]]> http://deadspin.com/376682/olympic-torch-relay-proceeding-smoothly-so-far#c5056282 Nazis and the Chinese government. How have these two kids gotten this far without each other?

crazyjoedavola

]]> 11:376682:c5056282 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 11:51:20 EDT <![CDATA[Olympic Torch Relay Proceeding Smoothly So Far]]> http://deadspin.com/376682/olympic-torch-relay-proceeding-smoothly-so-far#c5056277 Good job protesters...extinguishing the flame will cause the Chinese government to realize their sins and give Tibet it's freedom. That could work almost as much as standing in front of moving tanks.

tater

]]> 11:376682:c5056277 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 11:51:01 EDT <![CDATA[Olympic Torch Relay Proceeding Smoothly So Far]]> http://deadspin.com/376682/olympic-torch-relay-proceeding-smoothly-so-far#c5056270 What's more flaming, a torch, or cops on inline skates?

David Hume

]]> 11:376682:c5056270 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 11:50:45 EDT <![CDATA[Olympic Torch Relay Proceeding Smoothly So Far]]> http://deadspin.com/376682/olympic-torch-relay-proceeding-smoothly-so-far#c5056250 Shaun White needs to calm down with that fire extinguisher.

HebrewHammer

]]> 11:376682:c5056250 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 11:50:12 EDT <![CDATA[Olympic Torch Relay Proceeding Smoothly So Far]]> http://deadspin.com/376682/olympic-torch-relay-proceeding-smoothly-so-far#c5056248 Does the Cincinnati Enquirer still have a Nazi beat writer left over from the Marge Schott days?

Spanish Necktie

]]> 11:376682:c5056248 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 11:50:06 EDT <![CDATA[Olympic Torch Relay Proceeding Smoothly So Far]]> http://deadspin.com/376682/olympic-torch-relay-proceeding-smoothly-so-far#c5056245 I see London, I see France, I see gross human rights violations, so fuck China in the pants.

Slothrop

]]> 11:376682:c5056245 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 11:50:01 EDT <![CDATA[Olympic Torch Relay Proceeding Smoothly So Far]]> http://deadspin.com/376682/olympic-torch-relay-proceeding-smoothly-so-far#c5056239 that is some serious overtime pay for those frenchie pigs...

supermike5alive

]]> 11:376682:c5056239 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 11:49:36 EDT <![CDATA[Olympic Torch Relay Proceeding Smoothly So Far]]> http://deadspin.com/376682/olympic-torch-relay-proceeding-smoothly-so-far#c5056238 Too much fun. Can we get the Olympics to Sudan next time?

Zimbabwe, perhaps?

Innings Eater

]]> 11:376682:c5056238 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 11:49:35 EDT <![CDATA[Olympic Torch Relay Proceeding Smoothly So Far]]> http://deadspin.com/376682/olympic-torch-relay-proceeding-smoothly-so-far#c5056229 This just keeps getting better.

Chief Wahoo

]]> 11:376682:c5056229 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 11:49:08 EDT <![CDATA[Olympic Torch Relay Proceeding Smoothly So Far]]> http://deadspin.com/376682/olympic-torch-relay-proceeding-smoothly-so-far#c5056220 I know it's Paris and all, but those cops should know that Ron Jeremy only does straight porn.

The Secret Weapon

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