<![CDATA[Will Bill Self Be The Next To Forsake Kansas? - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[Will Bill Self Be The Next To Forsake Kansas? - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[Will Bill Self Be The Next To Forsake Kansas?]]> @Rob Iracane: God rest the Wormy Dog's soul!!

Little Lebowski Urban Achiever

]]> <![CDATA[Will Bill Self Be The Next To Forsake Kansas?]]> T. Boone Pickens

He's the texan guy from the simpsons right?
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Sex Fabregas

]]> <![CDATA[Will Bill Self Be The Next To Forsake Kansas?]]> Take heart, Jayhawk fans: The last two teams to beat Villanova in the NCAA Tournament went on to win the National Championship.

Chamomiles Davis

]]> <![CDATA[Will Bill Self Be The Next To Forsake Kansas?]]> Every time they make the national title game, there's a chance their coach is lured away.

So are you suggesting Kansas threw the Missouri/Kansas football game this year?

Or some institution was spared offering Mangino 40 million...DONUTS!!

KittyLitterKing

]]> <![CDATA[Will Bill Self Be The Next To Forsake Kansas?]]> @Secret Identity: oh, I see what you did there. +1.

Dead Wrestlers Society

]]> <![CDATA[Will Bill Self Be The Next To Forsake Kansas?]]> If he left, it certainly wouldn't be a "selfless" act.

Really? Nobody?

Okay, I'll show myself out.

ithacabaron

]]> <![CDATA[Will Bill Self Be The Next To Forsake Kansas?]]> @UkraineNotWeak: Memphis certainly "Rose" to the occasion

obey my dog

]]> <![CDATA[Will Bill Self Be The Next To Forsake Kansas?]]> I beg to differ, Oh Will. Bill Self's first job was as a low-paid assistant to Larry Brown at Kansas. That still doesn't outweigh coaching at your alma mater, but I'd think the probability that he'd never get back to the Championship by taking the job would weigh pretty heavily.

Storming the Floor

]]> <![CDATA[Will Bill Self Be The Next To Forsake Kansas?]]> @Dead Wrestlers Society:

After which Self clicks his loafers together and says there's no place like home?

Secret Identity

]]> <![CDATA[Will Bill Self Be The Next To Forsake Kansas?]]> @Dead Wrestlers Society:

For Memphis, it will probably be an Elvis reference.

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

]]> <![CDATA[Will Bill Self Be The Next To Forsake Kansas?]]> @UkraineNotWeak: i'm thinking he could not possibly pass up a Wizard of Oz reference.

Kansas follows the yellow brick road to the title.

Dead Wrestlers Society

]]> <![CDATA[Will Bill Self Be The Next To Forsake Kansas?]]> @Dead Wrestlers Society:

If Kansas wins tonight, is Nantz going to refer to it as being Self Served?

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

]]> <![CDATA[Will Bill Self Be The Next To Forsake Kansas?]]> What's up with all the hair piece references? The University of Illinois has never hired and never will hire a coach who may not be sporting is natural hair. This rule has been in effect for most of the early 80's to the mid 90's.

Sandburgh

]]> <![CDATA[Will Bill Self Be The Next To Forsake Kansas?]]> @HebrewHammer: Add a little more 'aw, shucks' with some 'ya'll don't know nothin,' mix with energy speculation and you've got it.

brougham

]]> <![CDATA[Will Bill Self Be The Next To Forsake Kansas?]]> @Big Daddy Drew:

Don't get me started or we'll be reciting the entire script soon.

@obeymydog:

I certainly hope they remember the #6 dance.

Carmen McFanzone

]]> <![CDATA[Will Bill Self Be The Next To Forsake Kansas?]]> Sour Grapes Leitch

TheCardCheat

]]> <![CDATA[Will Bill Self Be The Next To Forsake Kansas?]]> @HebrewHammer:
He probably owns a local barbeque joint too.

tater

]]> <![CDATA[Will Bill Self Be The Next To Forsake Kansas?]]> @HebrewHammer: Or drives a convertible with steer horn hood ornament.

McCroskey

]]> <![CDATA[Will Bill Self Be The Next To Forsake Kansas?]]> @Peter Cavan: I hear they'll be selling prints at the Holiday Inn off the interstate this Saturday from 10-3.

Jerkwheat

]]> <![CDATA[Will Bill Self Be The Next To Forsake Kansas?]]> If he took the money and left Kansas, that would be awfully Selfish.

That one was for you Jim Nantz!

Dead Wrestlers Society

]]> <![CDATA[Will Bill Self Be The Next To Forsake Kansas?]]> @Peter Cavan:

Most of the athletic budget goes to feeding Mangino.

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

]]> <![CDATA[Will Bill Self Be The Next To Forsake Kansas?]]> Wow, it looks so lifelike.

And the guy under the toupee does, too.

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[Will Bill Self Be The Next To Forsake Kansas?]]> @Big Daddy Drew: If all else fails, he'll pull the ol' Number 6 through all of Kansas

obey my dog

]]> <![CDATA[Will Bill Self Be The Next To Forsake Kansas?]]> Could I get a copy of that picture sans hairpiece?

JimmyChitwood

]]> <![CDATA[Will Bill Self Be The Next To Forsake Kansas?]]> Bob Ross says he loves the happy sun in that picture.

jwaves2007

]]> <![CDATA[Will Bill Self Be The Next To Forsake Kansas?]]> you know, I could give a shit about Oklahoma State right now

That's what Eddie Sutton used to say every night while sidling up to the bar at the Wormy Dog Saloon.

Rob Iracane

]]> <![CDATA[Will Bill Self Be The Next To Forsake Kansas?]]> Boone also goes by the nickname Slim.

"What in the wide wide world a sports is a goin' on here? I hired you boys to get some track laid, not to jump around like a bunch of Kansas city faggots!"

Drew Magary

]]> <![CDATA[Will Bill Self Be The Next To Forsake Kansas?]]> @Jason Lee's Karma Police: ...just glistening like Patrick Ewing in the 4th quarter...

Chad Sexington

]]> <![CDATA[Will Bill Self Be The Next To Forsake Kansas?]]> @Carmen McFanzone: Kansas is so cheap that they hired someone from the Starving Artists Group to paint the coach's official portrait.

Peter Cavan

]]> <![CDATA[Will Bill Self Be The Next To Forsake Kansas?]]> Bruce Pearl is also interested and is willing to talk to this Mr. Pickens.

Turd Ferguson

]]> <![CDATA[Will Bill Self Be The Next To Forsake Kansas?]]> Am I the only one who imagines Boone Pickens speaks like Foghorn Leghorn?

HebrewHammer

]]> <![CDATA[Will Bill Self Be The Next To Forsake Kansas?]]> I love how we are now giving College coaches incentives to see a contract through to its completion.

/pittsnogle'd

dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac

]]> <![CDATA[Will Bill Self Be The Next To Forsake Kansas?]]> Billy Donovan would like to hear more about this exciting opportunity.

DannyNoonan

]]> <![CDATA[Will Bill Self Be The Next To Forsake Kansas?]]> Look forward to Bill Self telling me he's 40 and a man.

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

]]> <![CDATA[Will Bill Self Be The Next To Forsake Kansas?]]> T. Boone Pickens is one extraneous "O" away from having the greatest crazy millionaire name in history.

MyronCopacetic

]]> <![CDATA[Will Bill Self Be The Next To Forsake Kansas?]]> That looks like the cover of a crappy Sega Genesis game.

Doyle McPoyle

]]> <![CDATA[Will Bill Self Be The Next To Forsake Kansas?]]> Because throwing all that money at the OSU football team has worked out so well.

Innings Eater

]]> <![CDATA[Will Bill Self Be The Next To Forsake Kansas?]]> Well there would be plenty of reasons for Self not to go:

a) It's a step down job.
b) He would have to come back to Allen Fieldhouse every other year.
c) Lew Perkins would pony up the dough if that huge contract is true.
d) Most Kansas fans really like his style of coaching and players.

We shall see how this soap opera story turns out.

tater

]]> <![CDATA[Will Bill Self Be The Next To Forsake Kansas?]]> Nick Saban is not impressed

cowbell204

]]> <![CDATA[Will Bill Self Be The Next To Forsake Kansas?]]> T.Boone Pickens is the rich Texan from the Simpsons

Jerkwheat

]]> <![CDATA[Will Bill Self Be The Next To Forsake Kansas?]]> Is that a color-by-number?

Needs to be available at the next hotel/motel art fair.

Carmen McFanzone

]]> <![CDATA[Will Bill Self Be The Next To Forsake Kansas?]]> Which Gawker Artist painted that?

Chamomiles Davis

]]> <![CDATA[Will Bill Self Be The Next To Forsake Kansas?]]> That court is glossier than Jermaine Jackson's forehead

Big Tuna

]]> <![CDATA[Will Bill Self Be The Next To Forsake Kansas?]]> That painting would look great next to my neon Elvis on black velvet.

Civil Negligence

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