<![CDATA[Gleefully Crushing Playoff Dreams - Deadspin Comments]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/deadspin.com.png <![CDATA[Gleefully Crushing Playoff Dreams - Deadspin Comments]]> http://deadspin.com Mon, 07 Apr 2008 17:17:51 EDT Mon, 07 Apr 2008 17:17:51 EDT http://deadspin.com/376702/gleefully-crushing-playoff-dreams <![CDATA[Gleefully Crushing Playoff Dreams]]> http://deadspin.com/376702/gleefully-crushing-playoff-dreams#c5066037 I don't know how Spector can go through the best UFA signings without mentioning Petr Sykora, who put up nearly 30 goals while being paid a comparatively paltry 2.75M.

Wilf

]]> 11:376702:c5066037 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 17:17:51 EDT <![CDATA[Gleefully Crushing Playoff Dreams]]> http://deadspin.com/376702/gleefully-crushing-playoff-dreams#c5065838 Death to the Flyers!

blackaces

]]> 11:376702:c5065838 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 17:11:27 EDT <![CDATA[Gleefully Crushing Playoff Dreams]]> http://deadspin.com/376702/gleefully-crushing-playoff-dreams#c5064229 @FirstDerivative: Not sure yet. My sister purchased the tix and we're snagging them at Will Call. I assume that since there is a Wyshynski and playoff tickets involved: Last Row, Section 800.

Wyshynski

]]> 11:376702:c5064229 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 16:23:02 EDT <![CDATA[Gleefully Crushing Playoff Dreams]]> http://deadspin.com/376702/gleefully-crushing-playoff-dreams#c5063934 @FirstDerivative: The one caveat. . .make sure to go to a stand that clearly says "Beers of New Jersey" or some such. Otherwise, you'll get generic Horsepiss (Miller/Bud)

kayceebk

]]> 11:376702:c5063934 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 16:14:02 EDT <![CDATA[Gleefully Crushing Playoff Dreams]]> http://deadspin.com/376702/gleefully-crushing-playoff-dreams#c5063249 @kayceebk: Thanks kay, I'll be sure to sample one for you.
@Wyshynski: Where are you sitting?

FirstDerivative

]]> 11:376702:c5063249 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 15:52:16 EDT <![CDATA[Gleefully Crushing Playoff Dreams]]> http://deadspin.com/376702/gleefully-crushing-playoff-dreams#c5061820 @FirstDerivative: The Rock's a really good arena. I've been there for a Devils game and a Cuse-Seton Hall basketball game. Great sightlines, the concourse feels like a cavern (in a good way), they've got local area high school jerseys hung up in the concourse, beer selection is prettay, prettay good!, and the building is beautiful.

Best tip I can give you: Make sure to walk all the way through Gateway Concourse on your way out of Newark Penn. Drivers don't exactly heed those red lights outside of the station, and Gateway takes you above three very busy intersections.

kayceebk

]]> 11:376702:c5061820 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 14:59:33 EDT <![CDATA[Gleefully Crushing Playoff Dreams]]> http://deadspin.com/376702/gleefully-crushing-playoff-dreams#c5061304 I'm debating between a Shanny or a Drury...sadly, my girlfriend could not find me a Staal jersey this christmas, but the Drury one has been quite lucky!...We're sitting in 114, doing the whole LIRR to NY Penn to Newark Penn...I'll be a very gregarious ranger fan there with no fingernails left after game one.

Hell, its just fun to see hockey relevant in New York again.

FirstDerivative

]]> 11:376702:c5061304 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 14:42:04 EDT <![CDATA[Gleefully Crushing Playoff Dreams]]> http://deadspin.com/376702/gleefully-crushing-playoff-dreams#c5061143 Bergeron cleared to play in the playoffs!!!
[sports.espn.go.com]

dirty foreigner

]]> 11:376702:c5061143 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 14:36:32 EDT <![CDATA[Gleefully Crushing Playoff Dreams]]> http://deadspin.com/376702/gleefully-crushing-playoff-dreams#c5061055 @Wilf: No wonder it didn't come up in my Google search.

Yes, "cherubic." And by that I mean apple-cheeked.

I didn't become a journalist to get either words or proper names correct.

Wyshynski

]]> 11:376702:c5061055 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 14:33:53 EDT <![CDATA[Gleefully Crushing Playoff Dreams]]> http://deadspin.com/376702/gleefully-crushing-playoff-dreams#c5060874 ...though I'll also be busting out a Lemieux jersey this week.

Wilf

]]> 11:376702:c5060874 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 14:27:49 EDT <![CDATA[Gleefully Crushing Playoff Dreams]]> http://deadspin.com/376702/gleefully-crushing-playoff-dreams#c5060828 @Wyshynski: "to a cherubinic gentleman in a white Claude Lemieux."

I actually went to my dictionary to see whether there was a version of "cherubic" that meant "completely not cherubic," since the context fit.

Not sure of your strategery here, Wysh.

Wilf

]]> 11:376702:c5060828 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 14:26:21 EDT <![CDATA[Gleefully Crushing Playoff Dreams]]> http://deadspin.com/376702/gleefully-crushing-playoff-dreams#c5060608 @FirstDerivative: No, you shouldn't come packing to the arena, Melrose...

The Pru is one of the nicest areans I've ever been in. Enjoy it, and be sure to give a high-five to a cherubinic gentleman in a white Claude Lemieux.

Wyshynski

]]> 11:376702:c5060608 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 14:19:32 EDT <![CDATA[Gleefully Crushing Playoff Dreams]]> http://deadspin.com/376702/gleefully-crushing-playoff-dreams#c5060600 @FirstDerivative: I'll answer...Yes the prudential center is very nice, but your comfort greatly depends on where you sit. The seating conditions in the 200 level are less than stellar. I speak from personal experience.

Also, if you plan on packing, it may do you more good inside than outside.

Shorty

]]> 11:376702:c5060600 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 14:19:17 EDT <![CDATA[Gleefully Crushing Playoff Dreams]]> http://deadspin.com/376702/gleefully-crushing-playoff-dreams#c5060424 @Zach Parise's Shorty: Thanks, I am a closet math geek working at an ad agency on Long Island...I am integral to our success, however.

@Wyshynski: I'm going on Friday actually, is the Pru nice..should I come packing on my way to the arena?

FirstDerivative

]]> 11:376702:c5060424 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 14:14:04 EDT <![CDATA[Gleefully Crushing Playoff Dreams]]> http://deadspin.com/376702/gleefully-crushing-playoff-dreams#c5059988 @kayceebk: actually the goal song is that zombie nation thing

and i dont feel good about the upcoming series.

@FirstDerivative: although you are a rangers fan, i enjoy the calculus inspired name

Shorty

]]> 11:376702:c5059988 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 13:59:33 EDT <![CDATA[Gleefully Crushing Playoff Dreams]]> http://deadspin.com/376702/gleefully-crushing-playoff-dreams#c5059686 @Wyshynski: /politely golf claps, then exclaims "woo-Hoo!" along with Blur after a goal.

kayceebk

]]> 11:376702:c5059686 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 13:50:53 EDT <![CDATA[Gleefully Crushing Playoff Dreams]]> http://deadspin.com/376702/gleefully-crushing-playoff-dreams#c5058901 @FirstDerivative: Devils fans are a lot of things, but quiet isn't one of them!

Unless there's a hockey game being playing live in front of them in their home arena...

/Sits on hands

Wyshynski

]]> 11:376702:c5058901 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 13:25:06 EDT <![CDATA[Gleefully Crushing Playoff Dreams]]> http://deadspin.com/376702/gleefully-crushing-playoff-dreams#c5058885 @Clare: And I'd watch. Nay, pay to film it.

cromartie

]]> 11:376702:c5058885 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 13:24:24 EDT <![CDATA[Gleefully Crushing Playoff Dreams]]> http://deadspin.com/376702/gleefully-crushing-playoff-dreams#c5058713 @koivutoakill:

One time I thought I had mono.....turns out I was just really bored.

Afino

]]> 11:376702:c5058713 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 13:17:30 EDT <![CDATA[Gleefully Crushing Playoff Dreams]]> http://deadspin.com/376702/gleefully-crushing-playoff-dreams#c5058700 Geez, you think the Devils fans would be quiet after beating the Rangers only once all year, and that was in a skills competition.

//Rangers in 6

FirstDerivative

]]> 11:376702:c5058700 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 13:17:01 EDT <![CDATA[Gleefully Crushing Playoff Dreams]]> http://deadspin.com/376702/gleefully-crushing-playoff-dreams#c5058416 The rest of the Giada photoset
[www.esquire.com]


Little Lebowski Urban Achievers

]]> 11:376702:c5058416 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 13:05:59 EDT <![CDATA[Gleefully Crushing Playoff Dreams]]> http://deadspin.com/376702/gleefully-crushing-playoff-dreams#c5058142 @Dany Heatley Speedwagon: I'm pretty stoked. Maybe you've got mono?

koivutoakill

]]> 11:376702:c5058142 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 12:57:26 EDT <![CDATA[Gleefully Crushing Playoff Dreams]]> http://deadspin.com/376702/gleefully-crushing-playoff-dreams#c5058071 @dirty foreigner: +1.

I plan to inject the phrase "maybe it's the syphillis talking" into every conversation possible from now on.

Chamomiles Davis

]]> 11:376702:c5058071 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 12:55:26 EDT <![CDATA[Gleefully Crushing Playoff Dreams]]> http://deadspin.com/376702/gleefully-crushing-playoff-dreams#c5056765 Substitute human hearts for tomatoes, and that photo looks alarmingly like my ex-wife.

Also: Govechkin!

the sieve

]]> 11:376702:c5056765 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 12:11:35 EDT <![CDATA[Gleefully Crushing Playoff Dreams]]> http://deadspin.com/376702/gleefully-crushing-playoff-dreams#c5056726 Dear Deadspin,
Thank you for the picture of Giada. I'm going to need a few minutes alone now.

The Fuse Project


thefuseproject

]]> 11:376702:c5056726 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 12:09:24 EDT <![CDATA[Gleefully Crushing Playoff Dreams]]> http://deadspin.com/376702/gleefully-crushing-playoff-dreams#c5056715 @Becky_MI: or EVOO

Shorty

]]> 11:376702:c5056715 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 12:08:44 EDT <![CDATA[Gleefully Crushing Playoff Dreams]]> http://deadspin.com/376702/gleefully-crushing-playoff-dreams#c5056606 and I suck at English.

dirty foreigner

]]> 11:376702:c5056606 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 12:04:06 EDT <![CDATA[Gleefully Crushing Playoff Dreams]]> http://deadspin.com/376702/gleefully-crushing-playoff-dreams#c5056332 Maybe it's the syphilis talking, but I think the Bruins can beat the habs. I even have beers beat on it (double if they sweep!).

dirty foreigner

]]> 11:376702:c5056332 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 11:52:59 EDT <![CDATA[Gleefully Crushing Playoff Dreams]]> http://deadspin.com/376702/gleefully-crushing-playoff-dreams#c5056237 Query:
Can I be forgiven about not necessarily having the proper level of hype for the Red Wings first round playoff series until after the conclusion of the Frozen Four this weekend?

Yostal

]]> 11:376702:c5056237 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 11:49:31 EDT <![CDATA[Gleefully Crushing Playoff Dreams]]> http://deadspin.com/376702/gleefully-crushing-playoff-dreams#c5055997 @crazyjoedavola: I used it on the Sabres once. There's joy in shouting the phrase "No, they've never won the Cup," let me tell you. . .

kayceebk

]]> 11:376702:c5055997 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 11:39:42 EDT <![CDATA[Gleefully Crushing Playoff Dreams]]> http://deadspin.com/376702/gleefully-crushing-playoff-dreams#c5055940 @kayceebk: My favorite song.

Let's go Devils. Make it one cup in 69 years for the Rangers.

crazyjoedavola

]]> 11:376702:c5055940 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 11:37:12 EDT <![CDATA[Gleefully Crushing Playoff Dreams]]> http://deadspin.com/376702/gleefully-crushing-playoff-dreams#c5055860 @crazyjoedavola: Food girls, for once, forget you got class. See a guy you like: just grab 'im in the biscuits and doowutchyalike.

GreatOdensRaven

]]> 11:376702:c5055860 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 11:34:05 EDT <![CDATA[Gleefully Crushing Playoff Dreams]]> http://deadspin.com/376702/gleefully-crushing-playoff-dreams#c5055852 @DeepFriar: I think Giada may steal a game here and there. Maybe Lawson in 6?

Also:

If you know the Rangers suck clap your hands
If you know the Rangers suck clap your hands
Well, you know the Rangers suck; 14 years without the cup
If you know the Rangers suck clap your hands

/playoff form

kayceebk

]]> 11:376702:c5055852 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 11:33:42 EDT <![CDATA[Gleefully Crushing Playoff Dreams]]> http://deadspin.com/376702/gleefully-crushing-playoff-dreams#c5055800 @crazyjoedavola: Aw, yeah.

Chamomiles Davis

]]> 11:376702:c5055800 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 11:31:07 EDT <![CDATA[Gleefully Crushing Playoff Dreams]]> http://deadspin.com/376702/gleefully-crushing-playoff-dreams#c5055735 @Chamomiles Davis: Bad thoughts about biscuits and gravy now.

crazyjoedavola

]]> 11:376702:c5055735 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 11:28:39 EDT <![CDATA[Gleefully Crushing Playoff Dreams]]> http://deadspin.com/376702/gleefully-crushing-playoff-dreams#c5055680 Sorry, Penelope and Salma: My new dream three-way is Giada DeLaurentis and Nigella Lawson. We'd freak until dawn, after which a delicious breakfast would be prepared. We would then continue to freak as we made this breakfast.

There would also be Raisin Bran.

Chamomiles Davis

]]> 11:376702:c5055680 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 11:26:36 EDT <![CDATA[Gleefully Crushing Playoff Dreams]]> http://deadspin.com/376702/gleefully-crushing-playoff-dreams#c5055657 also, I like to imagine that Giada's squeezing the balls of Canes fans in that picture. Good morning Deadspinners!

BustingChops

]]> 11:376702:c5055657 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 11:25:35 EDT <![CDATA[Gleefully Crushing Playoff Dreams]]> http://deadspin.com/376702/gleefully-crushing-playoff-dreams#c5055637 The Diablo's/Blueshirts pic reminds me of Eddie Murphy talking about Italian's leaving Rocky movies...

The MSG staff is waiting to watch The Italian My Little Pony get drilled.

That's entertainment people!

Average-Joe

]]> 11:376702:c5055637 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 11:24:48 EDT <![CDATA[Gleefully Crushing Playoff Dreams]]> http://deadspin.com/376702/gleefully-crushing-playoff-dreams#c5055603 I know I should be excited for playoff hockey... but for some reason I'm not.

Dany Heatley Speedwagon

]]> 11:376702:c5055603 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 11:23:15 EDT <![CDATA[Gleefully Crushing Playoff Dreams]]> http://deadspin.com/376702/gleefully-crushing-playoff-dreams#c5055548 So we're all agreed
- Lawson over de Laurentis in 4 games
- the fact that the two first NJ/NYR games not being on tv is beyond ridiculous



DeepFriar

]]> 11:376702:c5055548 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 11:20:37 EDT <![CDATA[Gleefully Crushing Playoff Dreams]]> http://deadspin.com/376702/gleefully-crushing-playoff-dreams#c5055547 ESPN may not market its hockey as much as Versus does, but if a tree falls in the forest...Anyway, even if ESPN never ran one ad about playoff hockey and even posted the wrong times for games, I'd prefer it since I could watch the games in HD. I've accepted that hockey is a niche sport in the US, just let me enjoy the game in the same quality that I can watch billiard tournaments on "the deuce."

BustingChops

]]> 11:376702:c5055547 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 11:20:36 EDT <![CDATA[Gleefully Crushing Playoff Dreams]]> http://deadspin.com/376702/gleefully-crushing-playoff-dreams#c5055478 Two great things about the rangers-devils pic:

1. the kid the ranger fan is yelling at (the kid in front of the silly hat) looks to be about 4 feet tall and 13 years old.

B. Hes wearing a fucking Colton Orr jersey. Awesome.

dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac

]]> 11:376702:c5055478 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 11:17:03 EDT <![CDATA[Gleefully Crushing Playoff Dreams]]> http://deadspin.com/376702/gleefully-crushing-playoff-dreams#c5055471 My God, Giada in crushed tomatoes. I feel like a 15 yr old asking a girl to homecoming... lot of stuttering and staring...

crazyjoedavola

]]> 11:376702:c5055471 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 11:16:36 EDT <![CDATA[Gleefully Crushing Playoff Dreams]]> http://deadspin.com/376702/gleefully-crushing-playoff-dreams#c5055418 @shea_guevara: I'd go three-day gay for Nigella Lawson. Actually, she's so smart and hot and awesome I'd go gay period for her.

@Summer-of-George: @Becky_MI: @Wyshynski: Yahtzee!

Clare

]]> 11:376702:c5055418 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 11:14:14 EDT <![CDATA[Gleefully Crushing Playoff Dreams]]> http://deadspin.com/376702/gleefully-crushing-playoff-dreams#c5055375 Will the ugliness of the Wild-Avs game spill over into the first round of the playoffs? Methinks yes.

BabaOje

]]> 11:376702:c5055375 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 11:12:12 EDT <![CDATA[Gleefully Crushing Playoff Dreams]]> http://deadspin.com/376702/gleefully-crushing-playoff-dreams#c5055310 Security at the Rock threw me off a bit yesterday - all black made it look like they could just make unruly fans disappear.

Then I realized they probably grabbed the unruly fans and threw them out into Newark, which is kinda the same thing.

GreatOdensRaven

]]> 11:376702:c5055310 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 11:08:24 EDT <![CDATA[Gleefully Crushing Playoff Dreams]]> http://deadspin.com/376702/gleefully-crushing-playoff-dreams#c5055305 @shea_guevara:

Nigella has also helped me with these fantasy.

I have a Constanza like craving for sex and food.


+ Watch video



Summer-of-George

]]> 11:376702:c5055305 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 11:08:05 EDT <![CDATA[Gleefully Crushing Playoff Dreams]]> http://deadspin.com/376702/gleefully-crushing-playoff-dreams#c5055291 starts using Matthew McConaughey dialogue from "Reign of Fire" as pre-series motivation

Ronnie J. Dio calls bullshit

DeepFriar

]]> 11:376702:c5055291 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 11:07:40 EDT <![CDATA[Gleefully Crushing Playoff Dreams]]> http://deadspin.com/376702/gleefully-crushing-playoff-dreams#c5055254 Wyshynski, you are doing the Lord's work.

Little Lebowski Urban Achievers

]]> 11:376702:c5055254 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 11:05:53 EDT <![CDATA[Gleefully Crushing Playoff Dreams]]> http://deadspin.com/376702/gleefully-crushing-playoff-dreams#c5055233 @shea_guevara: The difference is that Nigella knows that she's dripping with double entendre, but Gaida is oblivious.

The White Boom Boom

]]> 11:376702:c5055233 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 11:05:00 EDT <![CDATA[Gleefully Crushing Playoff Dreams]]> http://deadspin.com/376702/gleefully-crushing-playoff-dreams#c5055226 @Wyshynski: Heh. You know, I've always suspected that her copy writers are a couple of 13 y/o boys...

longefellowes

]]> 11:376702:c5055226 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 11:04:40 EDT <![CDATA[Gleefully Crushing Playoff Dreams]]> http://deadspin.com/376702/gleefully-crushing-playoff-dreams#c5055214 @Wyshynski:

For sure, she was sampling Olive oils yesterday morning, and was talking about how it coated her mouth and ran down her throat, it made her gag and cough. I had to turn off the tv.

Summer-of-George

]]> 11:376702:c5055214 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 11:04:04 EDT <![CDATA[Gleefully Crushing Playoff Dreams]]> http://deadspin.com/376702/gleefully-crushing-playoff-dreams#c5055199 @Summer-of-George: I'd have to say Nigella Lawson is mine. Everything she says about food sounds vaguely dirty. And they always have a scene at the end of the show where she strolls out of bed in her bathrobe to make a midnight snack.

shea_guevara

]]> 11:376702:c5055199 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 11:03:00 EDT <![CDATA[Gleefully Crushing Playoff Dreams]]> http://deadspin.com/376702/gleefully-crushing-playoff-dreams#c5055173 @Triple B: Just wait until you see her post-pregnancy cans. They're going to be perfect, giant Italian melons.

BloggyMcBlogBlog

]]> 11:376702:c5055173 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 11:02:02 EDT <![CDATA[Gleefully Crushing Playoff Dreams]]> http://deadspin.com/376702/gleefully-crushing-playoff-dreams#c5055131 Empty net goals are for homos.

-Al Iafrate

JoeyBellesGPS

]]> 11:376702:c5055131 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 11:00:19 EDT <![CDATA[Gleefully Crushing Playoff Dreams]]> http://deadspin.com/376702/gleefully-crushing-playoff-dreams#c5055115 @Clare: She also has no idea how amazingly inappropriate half the things she says on television sound coming out of her mouth. "Slide the beef in slowly" indeed...

Wyshynski

]]> 11:376702:c5055115 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 10:59:43 EDT <![CDATA[Gleefully Crushing Playoff Dreams]]> http://deadspin.com/376702/gleefully-crushing-playoff-dreams#c5055114 @Clare: At least she doesn't, in my recollection, EVER use the word "Yummo."

Becky_MI

]]> 11:376702:c5055114 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 10:59:40 EDT <![CDATA[Gleefully Crushing Playoff Dreams]]> http://deadspin.com/376702/gleefully-crushing-playoff-dreams#c5055089 @Clare:

I've had a sunday morning crush on her for years...and it helps to mute the TV.

Summer-of-George

]]> 11:376702:c5055089 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 10:58:35 EDT <![CDATA[Gleefully Crushing Playoff Dreams]]> http://deadspin.com/376702/gleefully-crushing-playoff-dreams#c5055063 [Gasp]! Can I just tell you? Giada DiLaurentiis is STUPID HOT in person. I went to a cookbook dinner she hosted and she sat at our table and hung out with me, my mother and my aunt and we were like, dumbfounded at how tiny and beautiful she is. She's a really sweet lady, too.

Of course, listening to her talk is like nails on chalkboard, but she's nice to look at.

Um...go Flyers! Beat the Caps!

Clare

]]> 11:376702:c5055063 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 10:57:20 EDT <![CDATA[Gleefully Crushing Playoff Dreams]]> http://deadspin.com/376702/gleefully-crushing-playoff-dreams#c5055048 I'd squeeze her tomatoes.

/ i got nothing

Triple B

]]> 11:376702:c5055048 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 10:56:50 EDT <![CDATA[Gleefully Crushing Playoff Dreams]]> http://deadspin.com/376702/gleefully-crushing-playoff-dreams#c5055044 @Wyshynski: Be careful man - you're a devils fan able to identify a fancy rockettes kickline hat - he's coming for you next.

name_goes_here

]]> 11:376702:c5055044 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 10:56:38 EDT <![CDATA[Gleefully Crushing Playoff Dreams]]> http://deadspin.com/376702/gleefully-crushing-playoff-dreams#c5055030 Get da fuck outta heah!

ArkansasFred

]]> 11:376702:c5055030 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 10:55:41 EDT <![CDATA[Gleefully Crushing Playoff Dreams]]> http://deadspin.com/376702/gleefully-crushing-playoff-dreams#c5054990 What's the deal with the Devils fan in the sparkly red top hat? Is he hitting a midnight screening of The Rocky Horror Picture Show after the game?

shea_guevara

]]> 11:376702:c5054990 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 10:54:06 EDT <![CDATA[Gleefully Crushing Playoff Dreams]]> http://deadspin.com/376702/gleefully-crushing-playoff-dreams#c5054987 Is that Puddy in the Broduer jersey?

Also: Mmmm...Giada

McCroskey

]]> 11:376702:c5054987 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 10:54:01 EDT <![CDATA[Gleefully Crushing Playoff Dreams]]> http://deadspin.com/376702/gleefully-crushing-playoff-dreams#c5054977 @Chief Wahoo: +1 and +1. My question is why he's trying to pummel a Devils fan wearing a fancy Radio City Rockettes kickline hat.

I think I just answered my own question.

Wyshynski

]]> 11:376702:c5054977 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 10:53:35 EDT <![CDATA[Gleefully Crushing Playoff Dreams]]> http://deadspin.com/376702/gleefully-crushing-playoff-dreams#c5054934 Who knew Carlos Mencia was a Rangers fan? Unless, of course, he stole the jersey from Louis CK.

Chief Wahoo

]]> 11:376702:c5054934 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 10:51:37 EDT <![CDATA[Gleefully Crushing Playoff Dreams]]> http://deadspin.com/376702/gleefully-crushing-playoff-dreams#c5054897 Just a note that we'll be previewing each series here on Deadspin over the next three days; The Four/Fives are up first this afternoon.

Another way Deadspin gives the middle finger to the Four Letter. Rock on.

Afino

]]> 11:376702:c5054897 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 10:50:14 EDT <![CDATA[Gleefully Crushing Playoff Dreams]]> http://deadspin.com/376702/gleefully-crushing-playoff-dreams#c5054882 I guarantee you there at least three people in that Rangers/Devils photo named either Vinny or Tony.

Doyle McPoyle

]]> 11:376702:c5054882 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 10:49:19 EDT <![CDATA[Gleefully Crushing Playoff Dreams]]> http://deadspin.com/376702/gleefully-crushing-playoff-dreams#c5054867 And yet no mention of freebasing five-alarm wing sauce or pointing and laughing at the nearest Leafs fan.

I have one better. Because I don't think enough people saw it on Saturday...

Points and gives the Nelson Muntz "HA HA!" to all Carolina Hurricanes fans

Not talking shit about the Sabres missing the playoffs now, are ya?

Afino

]]> 11:376702:c5054867 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 10:48:16 EDT <![CDATA[Gleefully Crushing Playoff Dreams]]> http://deadspin.com/376702/gleefully-crushing-playoff-dreams#c5054848 Speaking of Dennis Miller, Winner No. 1 was written by him, right?

UkraineNotWeak

]]> 11:376702:c5054848 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 10:47:46 EDT