- Deadspin Comments

IchiroSuzukiSamurai — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 22:25:44 EDT

But does Chad know that the Panthers didn't play in Super Bowl XL?

IchiroSuzukiSamurai

Ace Rothstein — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 18:05:28 EDT

i don't wanna hear about anything botched unless it's a gamewinning layup. Certainly, not Norman Chad's lasik surgery..jeez

Ace Rothstein

LeagueofShadows — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 16:51:56 EDT

He better not leave his readers "hanging"!
...
You know, hanging chad...
I'm done.

LeagueofShadows

asliceofbacon — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 16:02:27 EDT

i can tell you one thing - norman chad looks really snazzy in those all black t-shirts

asliceofbacon

AngryJoeMagrane — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 15:32:47 EDT

Next year, look for Chad to be a huge Rick Ankiel fan

AngryJoeMagrane

Wyshynski — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 15:30:58 EDT

Can we get two people from the audience to read different parts of Norman Chad's column while he provides the footnotes?

Wyshynski

Drew Magary — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 15:24:11 EDT

The Big Lead ADORED that article and salutes Norm Chad for trying out new ideas they've never seen before.

Drew Magary

Lady Andrea — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 15:20:06 EDT

@BigTenObsession: heeeee. Chelsia and I are not one and the same. : )

Lady Andrea

Yostal — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 15:18:34 EDT

@TheStarterWife: I thought today's Deadspin theme was protesting human rights abuses. And then you go and raise this idea?

Yostal

twoeightnine — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 15:17:11 EDT

Since it has already been done, why not impress the masses by watching 24 hours of Versus instead.

Too many infomercials.

twoeightnine

BigTenObsession — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 15:16:45 EDT

@Lady Andrea:

I didn't think that you were allowed to have internet access from the jury sequester house.

BigTenObsession

suntastic — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 15:14:15 EDT

Eerily similar to that columnist from San Antonio who claimed that he invented "The Tee Martin Principle."

suntastic

fightonusc — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 15:13:48 EDT

Norman Chad should do something really "edgy" next, like write about Peter King's daughter.

fightonusc

Chamomiles Davis — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 15:08:40 EDT

This is almost as good as Chad's last article, "Black Like Me."

Chamomiles Davis

TheStarterWife — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 15:08:30 EDT

Since it has already been done, why not impress the masses by watching 24 hours of Versus instead.

TheStarterWife

StevePerryPsychOut — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 15:07:18 EDT

Perhaps he couldn't read the book or the site because of a botched LASIK surgery. Did you catch that? A BOTCHED LASIK SURGERY. BOTCHED LIKE PLAYING A 7-2 OFFSUIT. B-O-T-C-H-E-D.

StevePerryPsychOut

crazyjoedavola — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 15:07:03 EDT

Kind of related. I feel asleep last night watching ESPN2. It ran a poker marathon last night, so Chad's voice is stuck in my head. I walked back in while getting ready this morning and heard Vitale weeping on Mike and Mike.

I will never fall asleep with the TV on again. Bad things happen.

crazyjoedavola

Matt Sussman — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 15:06:40 EDT

Not true, he only did 23 hours and 59 minutes.

Matt Sussman

Sherrill-Theory — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 15:06:05 EDT

@Doug Llewelyn, Court Reporter: "Closeted"??

Sherrill-Theory

SlickBomb — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 15:05:53 EDT

Get back in your basement, blogger boy!

SlickBomb

Stev D — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 15:05:36 EDT

I can't wait to get a picture with a non-smiling Norman Chad.

Stev D

Cinco Ocho — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 15:05:20 EDT

I think I read the book about this already

Cinco Ocho

Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 15:04:59 EDT

Chad's next column - Easily digestible glossary entries

Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies

Doug Llewelyn, Court Reporter — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 15:04:29 EDT

Someone should turn the tables on him and write a book about being a closeted homosexual that likes poker.

Doug Llewelyn, Court Reporter

Sh!tShow — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 15:04:27 EDT

Exercise in Vanity. He knows the WSOP will be on at least one channel the entire time.

Sh!tShow

Sherrill-Theory — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 15:04:01 EDT

Next week, he reprints a mock quiz from The M Zone.

Oh wait...

Sherrill-Theory

Cialis Cooper — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 15:03:13 EDT

When is this guy going to are wrestle Mark Cuban?

Cialis Cooper

Gourmet Spud — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 15:02:45 EDT

That's fine, but he better not cop my idea of voting on the likeability of sport media personalities.

Gourmet Spud

HebrewHammer — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 15:02:43 EDT

It'll all be in his new book: Yahweh Save The Fan

HebrewHammer

tater — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 15:02:36 EDT

I see nothing about his failed marriages are we sure this is Norman Chad?

tater

Bluenatic — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 15:02:02 EDT

Yet another reason why you should never trust a man with two first names.

Bluenatic

Lady Andrea — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 15:01:35 EDT

Where's the picture of him looking like he's been rode hard and put away wet?

Lady Andrea

Paul Zuvella — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 15:01:32 EDT

I can't wait for his report on the time he played basketball and touch football with the athletes from Pros vs. Joes

Paul Zuvella

Rob Iracane — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 15:01:26 EDT

Someone contact Harper Collins! This is gold!

Rob Iracane

Paper Cut — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 15:01:21 EDT

The Simpsons already did it!

Paper Cut

twoeightnine — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 15:01:14 EDT

That sounds like something a blogger would do.

twoeightnine