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Milwaukee's Tailgaters Highly Evolved In All Things Toilet-Related

calmasacucumber — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 08:40:35 EDT

I was actually at/near all of the parties mentioned...and yes they were charging cash.

calmasacucumber

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DikembeMeiztombo — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 21:04:40 EDT

Imagine trying to find a place to take a dump.

/serial shitter

DikembeMeiztombo

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procras — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 17:42:20 EDT

it is, after all, a privilege to pee

procras

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iantenna — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 17:14:00 EDT

too bad they didn't make the playoffs last year. everyone coulda just peed their pants.

iantenna

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SpandexEnthusiast — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 17:11:42 EDT

Brewer's fans are a little too persnickety and prudent for my liking..

I believe proper phillies game toilet etiquette has already been discussed.

SpandexEnthusiast

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DennyCrane — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 17:11:36 EDT

Can I recommend OopsICrappedMyPants?

DennyCrane

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Lance's Other Nut — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 17:05:37 EDT

@Lance's Other Nut: Worst part is, if read within the context, it sounds as if the people claiming to be wearing depends find themselves all the smarter for it.

Lance's Other Nut

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the sieve — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 17:05:00 EDT

Are all porta-potties in Wisconsin as big as the one in that photo?

the sieve

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Lance's Other Nut — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 17:04:23 EDT

@ArkansasFred: Until you're too drunk to notice that you've pissed all over the side of the car.

Lance's Other Nut

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suntastic — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 17:00:54 EDT

Is that a hobbit in that picture?

suntastic

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Lance's Other Nut — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 16:59:24 EDT

Anyone surprised by this story is bold-faced liar. Also, there is a comment made by someone in that story that alludes to people in depends.

Lance's Other Nut

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HugsFromHarold — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 16:59:21 EDT

"What no one brought a towel?" -DeMarcus Beasley.

HugsFromHarold

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J-No — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 16:58:03 EDT

@Jackfruit: They are living the American Dream.

J-No

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HernandezStache — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 16:54:34 EDT

Ive gotten a pissing in public ticket at Shea on opening day 2 years in a row. Had i been able to pay $1-3 each visit, I'd definitely save some money. Although I would never be able to see the apparently shocked response from the NYPD each time. "What the fuck are you doing?" Pissing, and this surprises you how?

HernandezStache

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Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 16:44:15 EDT

@Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies: *God

Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies

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Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 16:43:57 EDT

@What Would Kornheiser Do?: +#2. Go, I'm laughing too loud

Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies

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crazyjoedavola — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 16:42:32 EDT

Superior Officers Council NYPD. Lieutenants and above. They can park directly on the homeless if they feel like it.

crazyjoedavola

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decoitous — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 16:42:30 EDT

Reminds me of the 700 Level bathrooms at the Vet. I remember rolling in there during the 3rd quarter and watching my fellow denizens of the Tri-State area, fed up by long lines for both urinals and sinks and instead using the wire mesh trashcans. Remember, its the city of brotherly love, not the city of IQ levels over 40.

decoitous

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Doyle McPoyle — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 16:37:46 EDT

@crazyjoedavola: Which Union? My Dad was the President of the CEA. For like a decade, I was pretty much untouchable in New York (a priviledge much, much abused).

Doyle McPoyle

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Jackfruit — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 16:37:26 EDT

it's good to know that the entrepreneurial spirit is alive and well in Milwaukee.

Jackfruit

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Triple B — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 16:36:11 EDT

I knew Wisc had no indoor plumbing

Triple B

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mrtrailsafety — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 16:34:31 EDT

Nachos and Jagermeister boilermakers = all-day pass. Nice work if you can get it.

mrtrailsafety

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hozzleshank — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 16:31:36 EDT

Milorganite is an organic fertilizer made up of... Milwaukee sewage. It's likely on the greens of your local golf course right now.

I'm not making this up

hozzleshank

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crazyjoedavola — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 16:30:50 EDT

@shea_guevara: Just have to know the right people. One of my clients is the Union for the NYPD. They park under the Northern Blvd overpass by the marina. We dont need no stinking permit. And since they are all cops, no one says a word.

crazyjoedavola

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Evgeni Merkin — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 16:30:33 EDT

The most arrestible offense on Bourbon Street. You can punch a hooker in the mouth, no biggie. Piss in the streets of New Orleans? Up against the wall muthfucka!

Evgeni Merkin

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Stev D — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 16:27:44 EDT

I use a 14 year old girl.
-R. Kelly

Stev D

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shea_guevara — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 16:27:14 EDT

@crazyjoedavola: How is anybody gonna tailgate when there's like 12 parking spots left?

shea_guevara

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josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 16:26:37 EDT

@Lady Andrea: I think they plan on hitting the auctions following the closures of Stadia Shea & Yankee to acquire enough urinals to create a suitable WC.

josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you

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Jackfruit — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 16:25:43 EDT

@MitchKayak: easy Dwight

Jackfruit

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Tuffy — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 16:25:43 EDT

@Lady Andrea: He once used a Doritos bag on Olive Oyl, but I digress.

Tuffy

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crazyjoedavola — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 16:25:24 EDT

Shea Stadium doesn't provide port o pottys, so tomorrow we wrap the big blue tarp around two trees, and a support for the overpass. Classy

crazyjoedavola

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Tuffy — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 16:25:08 EDT

@Lady Andrea: That's called "recycling" in Wisconsin.

Tuffy

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Doyle McPoyle — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 16:24:32 EDT

@ArkansasFred: I do the same thing, but on the other side of the door so it looks like I'm searching for something in the car. Known lovingly as "The Tripod".

Doyle McPoyle

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Lady Andrea — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 16:24:03 EDT

@Nationalcoholic: like you never used a Doritos bag on Olive Court.

Lady Andrea

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Nationalcoholic — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 16:21:07 EDT

The only thing worse than Wisconsin: The Preakness. Empty 30-pack, Doritos bag, whatever works for those people.

Nationalcoholic

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Cialis Cooper — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 16:20:23 EDT

I love Milwaukee.

Cialis Cooper

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MenaceIISobriety — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 16:18:53 EDT

"i cut my penis on the can!"
/Schrute'd

MenaceIISobriety

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Green Weenie — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 16:16:36 EDT

Just stuff a towel up the leg of your shorts, and let the equipment manager take care of it.

/Bill Walker

Green Weenie

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Matt_T — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 16:16:29 EDT

Whatever you do, make sure you dont wizz on the electric fence.

Matt_T

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The Fan’s Attic — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 16:14:45 EDT

How long before MLB and the Brewers sue the proprietors for taking the piss and shit of MLB/Brewers. What happens at the ballpark belongs to MLB.

The Fan’s Attic

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TheStarterWife — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 16:14:43 EDT

This is why you always make friends with the guys with a camper (generally used for hunting)at a tailgate.

TheStarterWife

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Triple B — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 16:14:31 EDT

How much for a season pass?

Triple B

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UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 16:13:53 EDT

Wisconsin has always been known as a progressive state.

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

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Doug Llewelyn, Court Reporter — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 16:13:53 EDT

Someone took a giant fucking steaming shit on the mound and named it fucking Eric Gagne.

Doug Llewelyn, Court Reporter

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Summer-of-George — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 16:12:51 EDT

@Lady Andrea:

Yes, and they called it the Earth.

Summer-of-George

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Old Gregg — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 16:12:00 EDT

When my soccer team went to a game at Old Trafford, we circled up to form a human wall around one member who had to piss. It was right in front of Matt Busby's statue, about a half hour before game time. I have no idea how no one noticed, but I'm thankful, because I probable would have lost my life.

Old Gregg

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Jews For Purple Jesus — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 16:10:43 EDT

Like a midget at a urinal, Brewers fans are staying on their toes.

/Drebin'd

Jews For Purple Jesus

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MitchKayak — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 16:10:36 EDT

I think I cut my penis on the lid

MitchKayak

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Hit Bull Win Steak — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 16:10:02 EDT

the portable toilets were later delivered to the Miller factory and their contents were rebranded "MGD Light"

Hit Bull Win Steak

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HIV 2 Elway — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 16:09:55 EDT

Just don't break the seal.

HIV 2 Elway

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Crookednose — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 16:09:45 EDT

Was that $10 for all-day access or all-day use? Because there is a difference.

Crookednose

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Lady Andrea — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 16:09:30 EDT

Will the makers of the 12-man beer bong be able to come up with a 12-man toilet system?

Lady Andrea

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Rob Iracane — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 16:08:58 EDT

In Soviet Russia, passed out fat chick in stadium parking lot pisses on YOU!

Rob Iracane

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MattinglysSideburns — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 16:08:45 EDT

I didn't know Lyddie England could pee standing up.

MattinglysSideburns

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tater — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 16:08:45 EDT

"A nearby competitor was reportedly charging $3 per visit for a crude toilet surrounded by a shower curtain."

So they bring bathtubs to games.

tater

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What Would Kornheiser Do? — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 16:08:41 EDT

No Depends? God, no one thinks outside the box anymore.

/shits pants
/considers it taken care of

What Would Kornheiser Do?

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ArkansasFred — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 16:07:52 EDT

My dad taught me to open the car door, stand between the hood and the open door and pretend like you're fixing a windshield wiper. Works every time.

ArkansasFred

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Trenton Makes The World Takes — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 16:07:12 EDT

just take a knee

Trenton Makes The World Takes