<![CDATA[Roy Williams Will Scribble Near Your Naughty Bits - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[Roy Williams Will Scribble Near Your Naughty Bits - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[Roy Williams Will Scribble Near Your Naughty Bits]]> @UkraineNotWeak: I think Roy is making an appeal to Vitale so he can get some good fellatio like another in-state rival head coach...

if this doesnt work Roy, you may want to consider renting a cinderella costume....

SpandexEnthusiast

]]> <![CDATA[Roy Williams Will Scribble Near Your Naughty Bits]]> I'm glad he was out at a golf course during the Final Four. It isn't like Carolina looked under prepared or anything...

/still bitter

Shenanigans

]]> <![CDATA[Roy Williams Will Scribble Near Your Naughty Bits]]> The owls. They're beautiful.

JoeyBellesGPS

]]> <![CDATA[Roy Williams Will Scribble Near Your Naughty Bits]]> @drewheyman: First time I've ever heard that... "They have better wing skin"

Russian Experiment

]]> <![CDATA[Roy Williams Will Scribble Near Your Naughty Bits]]> Roy, remember to dot your I's and cross her T's.

Chamomiles Davis

]]> <![CDATA[Roy Williams Will Scribble Near Your Naughty Bits]]> When Roy was done signing her t-shirt, he gave everyone an impromptu lesson about the principle of verticality.

MrSinlinlin

]]> <![CDATA[Roy Williams Will Scribble Near Your Naughty Bits]]> I have only eaten at one Hooters in my life: State College, PA. Food was good, and the waitress had both of 'em...so yeah. Thumbs up.

G.G.

]]> <![CDATA[Roy Williams Will Scribble Near Your Naughty Bits]]> And this is why Roy will always be my favorite basketball coach.

Pacman Scones

]]> <![CDATA[Roy Williams Will Scribble Near Your Naughty Bits]]> @Lady Andrea: That was more about me. Was trying to discount why I know where to find cheap wings and beer any given night. That I'm adult is (to steal from Scott Miller) a lie I believe.

preciousroy

]]> <![CDATA[Roy Williams Will Scribble Near Your Naughty Bits]]> @Le Kangourou de Kataroo...TRY IT!:See, I live in NJ now, so I'm used to over-priced everything (doesn't mean I like it, just that I'm used to it). Coming from the Cleve, it took a few years to get used to, though.

Sculptor?!?I_just_met_her!

]]> <![CDATA[Roy Williams Will Scribble Near Your Naughty Bits]]> @The Fan's Attic: Back row, far right...EWW. She needs to stay away from the fried shrimp. everyone else...yes. (Even Roy if enough alcohol is involved.)

The Diesel

]]> <![CDATA[Roy Williams Will Scribble Near Your Naughty Bits]]> I think Hooters wings are better than BWW, because Hooters has better wing skin. the BWW meat may be better, but their skin is much worse, and i prefer the crusty chicken skin to the actual chicken meat.

drewheyman

]]> <![CDATA[Roy Williams Will Scribble Near Your Naughty Bits]]> @preciousroy: eh, going every once awhile hardly qualifies as "living off of." : ) I live off of easy mac and lean cuisine.

Lady Andrea

]]> <![CDATA[Roy Williams Will Scribble Near Your Naughty Bits]]> @izzone:

Where were you last night, young man?

BigTenObsession

]]> <![CDATA[Roy Williams Will Scribble Near Your Naughty Bits]]> @Lady Andrea: I still get pissed off when PBR is more than a buck. This is the problem of being from the south.

Le Kangourou de Kataroo

]]> <![CDATA[Roy Williams Will Scribble Near Your Naughty Bits]]> @Lady Andrea: Not really, I can find a place with $.10 wings and $3 or cheaper beers every night Sunday to Thursday here in Chicago if I want. I couldn't fathom going to Hooters even for the tits.

But I'm also an adult and can't fathom living off wings and beer anymore.

preciousroy

]]> <![CDATA[Roy Williams Will Scribble Near Your Naughty Bits]]> @Lady Andrea: that makes me sound really cheap. But...I live in the midwest. I'm used to cheap bars.

Lady Andrea

]]> <![CDATA[Roy Williams Will Scribble Near Your Naughty Bits]]> Those shorts aren't regulation size

izzone

]]> <![CDATA[Roy Williams Will Scribble Near Your Naughty Bits]]> @EddieRebel: Its all good. I'm a lineman at the University of Arizona.

Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies

]]> <![CDATA[Roy Williams Will Scribble Near Your Naughty Bits]]> @longefellowes: exactly! If I'm going to pay $5.50 per beer and $8.50 for an order of wings, the food better be awesome and the TVs better be plentiful.

@BigTenObsession: thank you. They've learned their lesson. I'm in charge of the Finals watch tonight.

Lady Andrea

]]> <![CDATA[Roy Williams Will Scribble Near Your Naughty Bits]]> "Rick links to other websites about stories I wrote on Deadspin yesterday" trifecta in play.

Matt Sussman

]]> <![CDATA[Roy Williams Will Scribble Near Your Naughty Bits]]> You know I never noticed it before by Roy may have a case of tanlexia.

tater

]]> <![CDATA[Roy Williams Will Scribble Near Your Naughty Bits]]> @Lady Andrea: Definitely. The Hooters in Princeton has great wings, decent other food, and hot Hooters girls. One up in North Jersey has everything you just listed. Plus high prices.

Sculptor?!?I_just_met_her!

]]> <![CDATA[Roy Williams Will Scribble Near Your Naughty Bits]]> @Lady Andrea:

Any man worth his salt would have listened to you. If there's a keen judge of the worthiness of Hooters, it's definitely a sports-lovin' woman.

/not snerky

BigTenObsession

]]> <![CDATA[Roy Williams Will Scribble Near Your Naughty Bits]]> @Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies: They all said no back.

EddieRebel

]]> <![CDATA[Roy Williams Will Scribble Near Your Naughty Bits]]> dude, yes, yes, yes, dude in the back, yes, yes, Roy Williams, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes

So is that a yes or no to Roy?

twoeightnine

]]> <![CDATA[Roy Williams Will Scribble Near Your Naughty Bits]]> @EddieRebel: @tater: it depends on which Hooters you attend. The one where I live has terrible food, a terrible set-up for sports viewing and fugly Hooters girls. All the guys were complaining and I was like, "I told you we should go to BWWs."

Lady Andrea

]]> <![CDATA[Roy Williams Will Scribble Near Your Naughty Bits]]> Don Chavez > The Dirty

Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies

]]> <![CDATA[Roy Williams Will Scribble Near Your Naughty Bits]]> Nice to see Roy is really taking the loss hard. On the other hand, it's nice to see him supporting his daughter.

CreamsicleOrange

]]> <![CDATA[Roy Williams Will Scribble Near Your Naughty Bits]]> @EddieRebel:

Is it the boobs and the hot wings?

tater

]]> <![CDATA[Roy Williams Will Scribble Near Your Naughty Bits]]> @The Fan's Attic: dude, yes, yes, yes, dude in the back, yes, yes, Roy Williams, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes

Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies

]]> <![CDATA[Roy Williams Will Scribble Near Your Naughty Bits]]> Arizona linemen prefer to sign below the waist.

Bunkie Perkins

]]> <![CDATA[Roy Williams Will Scribble Near Your Naughty Bits]]> I see Roy is still celebrating Easter as he was during the game with that abortion of a tie. Someone get him off the pastels!

CreamsicleOrange

]]> <![CDATA[Roy Williams Will Scribble Near Your Naughty Bits]]> What's with the sweatpants? No tip until I see those short-shorts and shiny pantyhose.

UpstateUnderdog

]]> <![CDATA[Roy Williams Will Scribble Near Your Naughty Bits]]> There's two thing I love about Hooters.

EddieRebel

]]> <![CDATA[Roy Williams Will Scribble Near Your Naughty Bits]]> I count 24 pieces of flair:

The Fan’s Attic

]]> <![CDATA[Roy Williams Will Scribble Near Your Naughty Bits]]> We have to sign tanktops of intent for cheap food?

Raskolnikov

]]> <![CDATA[Roy Williams Will Scribble Near Your Naughty Bits]]> Who's the creeper on the far right? I can't tell who he is leering at.

Lady Andrea

]]> <![CDATA[Roy Williams Will Scribble Near Your Naughty Bits]]> @UpstateUnderdog: laughs at where Roy Williams is signing his name

UpstateUnderdog

]]> <![CDATA[Roy Williams Will Scribble Near Your Naughty Bits]]> @UpstateUnderdog: would have signed her mons pubis

UpstateUnderdog

]]> <![CDATA[Roy Williams Will Scribble Near Your Naughty Bits]]> Bruce pearl

UpstateUnderdog

]]> <![CDATA[Roy Williams Will Scribble Near Your Naughty Bits]]> She would've taken her top off for Coach K. Dickie V does.

UkraineNotWeak

]]> <![CDATA[Roy Williams Will Scribble Near Your Naughty Bits]]> Excuse me, but My dash-gum eyes are up here. Thank you.

dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac

]]> <![CDATA[Roy Williams Will Scribble Near Your Naughty Bits]]> Those are some huge tracks of land there.

tater

]]> <![CDATA[Roy Williams Will Scribble Near Your Naughty Bits]]> We're definitely not in Kansas anymore.

UkraineNotWeak

]]> <![CDATA[Roy Williams Will Scribble Near Your Naughty Bits]]> @Doug Llewelyn, Court Reporter: Pissed off cunts slap back. Harder. And with lawsuits.

Le Kangourou de Kataroo

]]> <![CDATA[Roy Williams Will Scribble Near Your Naughty Bits]]> I still don't know who Don Chavez is.

MattinglysSideburns

]]> <![CDATA[Roy Williams Will Scribble Near Your Naughty Bits]]> Why was my father not invited to the annual khaki shorts and polo shirt best-ball tournament?

Stev D

]]> <![CDATA[Roy Williams Will Scribble Near Your Naughty Bits]]> Nice shirt Roy. Whens spring rush?

Matt_T

]]> <![CDATA[Roy Williams Will Scribble Near Your Naughty Bits]]> @Doug Llewelyn, Court Reporter:

John McCain comments here?

BigTenObsession

]]> <![CDATA[Roy Williams Will Scribble Near Your Naughty Bits]]> @Lady Andrea: It comes in handy when the drooling old men come around.

Brazil Thrill

]]> <![CDATA[Roy Williams Will Scribble Near Your Naughty Bits]]> Roy Williams is a motorboating sonofabitch!!

UkraineNotWeak

]]> <![CDATA[Roy Williams Will Scribble Near Your Naughty Bits]]> @Le Kangourou de Kataroo...TRY IT!: her sunglasses and orange band on her wrist?

THE hoi polloi

]]> <![CDATA[Roy Williams Will Scribble Near Your Naughty Bits]]> No! The food really is awesome! Have you ever had the wings!? They're amazing!

/same lie every Hooters guy uses

ArkansasFred

]]> <![CDATA[Roy Williams Will Scribble Near Your Naughty Bits]]> "Tyler Hansbrough's not the only guy in Carolina whose motor never stops, baby."

Secret Identity

]]> <![CDATA[Roy Williams Will Scribble Near Your Naughty Bits]]> Hey Roy, you octogenarian shithead, I'll give you $10 and your old job at KU back if you slap her in the cunt.

Doug Llewelyn, Court Reporter

]]> <![CDATA[Roy Williams Will Scribble Near Your Naughty Bits]]> He sure is concentrating hard on spelling his name correctly

crazyjoedavola

]]> <![CDATA[Roy Williams Will Scribble Near Your Naughty Bits]]> There's a Hooters shirt...but what's with the swim trunks?

Lady Andrea

]]> <![CDATA[Roy Williams Will Scribble Near Your Naughty Bits]]> @Le Kangourou de Kataroo...TRY IT!: those are really the only two pieces of flair you need to have when you work at Hooters.

Signal to Noise

]]> <![CDATA[Roy Williams Will Scribble Near Your Naughty Bits]]> John Daly says he's signing the wrong area of her body.

MeSoHornsby

]]> <![CDATA[Roy Williams Will Scribble Near Your Naughty Bits]]> @Le Kangourou de Kataroo...TRY IT!: Her ovaries?

Rob Iracane

]]> <![CDATA[Roy Williams Will Scribble Near Your Naughty Bits]]> From the looks of it, Roy Williams doesn't give a flip about tits.

ClueHeywood

]]> <![CDATA[Roy Williams Will Scribble Near Your Naughty Bits]]> Grandpa?

Rob Iracane

]]> <![CDATA[Roy Williams Will Scribble Near Your Naughty Bits]]> I know 2 things on her that count as flair...

Le Kangourou de Kataroo

]]> <![CDATA[Roy Williams Will Scribble Near Your Naughty Bits]]> I think her two pieces of flair are more than enough, thanks.

Doyle McPoyle

]]> <![CDATA[Roy Williams Will Scribble Near Your Naughty Bits]]> does he love them or enjoy them? I'm confused.

pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at

]]> <![CDATA[Roy Williams Will Scribble Near Your Naughty Bits]]> I'd add to her 15 pieces of flair.

The Gizmo from Pismo

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