Aubrey Huff Is Jackin' It - Deadspin Comments

Aubrey Huff Is Jackin' It

abbydoopop — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 11:50:14 EDT

It'll last until Peter "I Trained Jim Dolan" will stixk his head up his ass and muck the whole thing again.

Where have you gone Brooks Robinson?

abbydoopop

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abbydoopop — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 11:47:55 EDT

Give it a couple weeks.

Peter "I Trained James Dolan" Angelos will stick his head in and demand the Orioles trade Melvin Mora for Brooks Robinson.

Oh...wait...Brooksie wants nothing to do with the team until that asshole is gone!

abbydoopop

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Maximum_Orsulak — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 13:43:38 EDT

Luke Scott will not be content to merely be the first man since Ted Williams to hit .400. He will hit .500 and we will cower before his magnificence and place offerings of wine and fine meats at his feet.

/hoping that this isn't the high point of 2008 for us O's fans
/maybe 75 wins at least?
/please?

Maximum_Orsulak

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JoeyBellesGPS — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 13:17:20 EDT

Joe Borowski. Why do you continue to do this to us Indians fans?

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ceilingFANBOY — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 13:16:06 EDT

@the earl of weaver: Maybe the Orioles should just start marketing that you are only a five minute walk from a multitude of strip joints and have stag nights where single guys can get discounts on tickets.

ceilingFANBOY

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being_sven — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 12:58:33 EDT

um, 'cuz they're all dead in rowhouses?

/played-out reference

being_sven

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Magnakai Haaskivi — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 12:14:17 EDT

@the earl of weaver: But I thought they captured that homeless serial killer?

Magnakai Haaskivi

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Summer-of-George — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 12:02:10 EDT

@Matt_T:

Cookie and Glavine were dealing last night...if you like slow grounds balls in shitty weather, that was the game to watch last night.

Summer-of-George

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JosephFinn — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 11:56:22 EDT

No mention of the White Sox and Crede's go-ahead grand slam? For shame.

JosephFinn

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DontPracticeRenteria — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 11:51:55 EDT

Stan Marsh has always spent his life thinking baseball was just a game. Now he's about to learn that a homerun can save the life of a little boy with cancer. Stan Marsh is... Jackin' It.

In Theatres May 17th

DontPracticeRenteria

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Im a people person. Who drinks. — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 11:51:00 EDT

@Sarcastro: +1 on 20 year rebuilding plan call.

So then what is best for the Pirates is to somewhat suck record wise - but to have individual players have good years. I think the team has the bullpen to accomplish just that.

As far as the vetern free agents go - I thought it was a bit odd to see all the complaining about the Bucs not making any moves in the off season. Cause they have such a kick ass track record with that. They can suck perfectly fine with who they have - no need to bring in anyone else to add to the suck.

Im a people person. Who drinks.

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Rusty — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 11:50:43 EDT

Also, the $611 million scoreboard malfunctioned through most of the first inning.

Actually, the stadium is at $674 million and climbing due to eminent domain lawsuits and the District taking incredibly risky loans that backfired. All public money too!

So, um, go Nats?

Rusty

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ceilingFANBOY — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 11:47:35 EDT

To be fair, the weather in Baltimore hasn't exactly been great and school is still in. Attendance should go up at least a bit when school is out. Besides that, I guess people are waiting to see if this is not just a fluke.

ceilingFANBOY

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ghostsoftheSCupcountry — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 11:46:10 EDT

Blaine Boyer for sale...cheap. Call Bobby Cox for more info.
Also available...Peter Moylan, free to a good home.

The CrownVision screen is a pair of Magino's Briefs, starched.

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

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the earl of weaver — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 11:44:21 EDT

I'm getting my jabs in with my Yankee and Sox buddies while I can.

@DeepFriar: That's not fair. The Inner Harbor is lovely.

But seriously? Don't go anywhere else in Baltimore aside from there if you value your life.

the earl of weaver

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Matt_T — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 11:41:57 EDT

Fun* fact: Last night was the quickest game played at Coors.

*may not actually be fun. Stupid Blaine Boyer.

Matt_T

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Rob Iracane — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 11:41:51 EDT

@af607105: Audrey II > all those skanks

Rob Iracane

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Sarcastro — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 11:41:29 EDT

@Im a people person. Who drinks.: Too much "success" (which, for the Buccos, equates to being fewer than 10 games under .500 in June) might result in management trying to add a free agent or two, which would further hamstring the team's 20-year rebuilding plan.

I, too, hope for trades and prospects and a winning season before I'm 40 (they've got until 2012).

Sarcastro

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Mr. Praline — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 11:40:24 EDT

@UkraineNotWeak:
Audrey Tautou > Audrey Hepburn > Audrey Horne > Aubrey Huff

Mr. Praline

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UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 11:38:41 EDT

@HIV 2 Elway:

Audrey Hepburn > Audrey Horne > Aubrey Huff

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

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Im a people person. Who drinks. — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 11:37:58 EDT

@Sarcastro: They won't suck ass entirely until after the trading deadline - if baseball has such a thing. I think it does. Nady will get to play for a good team, maybe Bay too - hopefully the Pirates will get some decent prospects out of it. But then they will revert to their natural state of late - which is sucking ass entirely.

Im a people person. Who drinks.

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HIV 2 Elway — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 11:34:15 EDT

Audrey Horne > Aubrey Huff
/just awful

HIV 2 Elway

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Sarcastro — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 11:33:46 EDT

Mark my words: The Pirates will not entirely suck ass this season. It's going to be more like an 82-percent ass-sucking effort, resulting in a 73-89 campaign.

Let's go Pens.

Sarcastro

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Afino — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 11:32:23 EDT

@UkraineNotWeak:

Hey-oh!

Afino

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futuremrsrickankiel — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 11:31:48 EDT

This is Huff's day!

I fully support Aubrey Huff getting his own holiday, as I have to imagine said holiday would be devoted to hangovers and general jackass-ery. Much like Yom Kippur, as I understand it.

futuremrsrickankiel

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HIV 2 Elway — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 11:31:37 EDT

I'm heading to the Royals opener in 30 minutes. NOthing says baseball weather like 40 and rainy.

HIV 2 Elway

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Hustler of Culture — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 11:29:52 EDT

@kw: Yes, always

Hustler of Culture

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UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 11:29:08 EDT

@Sherrill-Theory:

You're shocked by runaway spending in Washington?

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

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DeepFriar — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 11:27:17 EDT

What gives? First-rate ballpark; first-place team; horny, hung over star player; why wouldn't people show up?
Here's a hint, it's still Baltimore

DeepFriar

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Sherrill-Theory — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 11:25:57 EDT

@Sherrill-Theory: Wait ... hangover starting to dissipate ... moronic inability to recognize hyperbole coming clear ...

/my bad

Sherrill-Theory

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tater — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 11:25:48 EDT

Call me crazy but I can't wait to see Mangino go all David Wells on us.

tater

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Sherrill-Theory — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 11:24:18 EDT

A $611 MILLION scoreboard?? Are you shitting me???

Sherrill-Theory

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Doyle McPoyle — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 11:24:10 EDT

Mark Mangino is throwing out the first pitch, so I hear. Also it's the debut of the CrownVision video board, which at 84-by-105 feet is the largest in the world!

These two are not unrelated.

Doyle McPoyle