<![CDATA[Under The Brazilian Rainbow - Deadspin Comments]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/deadspin.com.png <![CDATA[Under The Brazilian Rainbow - Deadspin Comments]]> http://deadspin.com Tue, 08 Apr 2008 22:00:13 EDT Tue, 08 Apr 2008 22:00:13 EDT http://deadspin.com/377295/under-the-brazilian-rainbow <![CDATA[Under The Brazilian Rainbow]]> http://deadspin.com/377295/under-the-brazilian-rainbow#c5093656 @Christmas Ape: The scene in the hotel room -- gay hitman with a black ex-wife snorting coke off a mirror, novice hitman doing rails off a tit, drunken & coked-up dwarf reciting Prussian Blue lyrics -- looked more fun than any Deadspin Pants Party.

josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you

]]> 11:377295:c5093656 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 22:00:13 EDT <![CDATA[Under The Brazilian Rainbow]]> http://deadspin.com/377295/under-the-brazilian-rainbow#c5090804 Hey, there's Richie Williams.

@Brazil Thrill: And the Univision (or Galavision, or whatever) announcer for the tournament insisted on calling him "Wagner Luuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrve," in his best Barry-and-Levon voice. It was great.

Colin White Devil

]]> 11:377295:c5090804 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 18:45:47 EDT <![CDATA[Under The Brazilian Rainbow]]> http://deadspin.com/377295/under-the-brazilian-rainbow#c5089224 For collective Bargaining Purposes they are represented by the Lollipop Guild, the Lollipop Guild!

HugsFromHarold

]]> 11:377295:c5089224 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 17:34:21 EDT <![CDATA[Under The Brazilian Rainbow]]> http://deadspin.com/377295/under-the-brazilian-rainbow#c5089093 @preciousroy: Right now, I wish the refs for the ties had been switched. I don't have much problem with the call itself, though Toure did not commit the foul and did not deserve the card. Babel was tugged fairly significantly and knocked off balance, though last week's ref probably would have let it go.

umlaut75

]]> 11:377295:c5089093 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 17:29:12 EDT <![CDATA[Under The Brazilian Rainbow]]> http://deadspin.com/377295/under-the-brazilian-rainbow#c5088653 So, I'm not the only one who didn't like the PK call?

Triple B

]]> 11:377295:c5088653 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 17:13:29 EDT <![CDATA[Under The Brazilian Rainbow]]> http://deadspin.com/377295/under-the-brazilian-rainbow#c5088278 @umlaut75: While I am in complete agreement, I would like to point out that I am prioritizing my hate. Ref is at the top of the list. Babel just below it.

preciousroy

]]> 11:377295:c5088278 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 16:58:53 EDT <![CDATA[Under The Brazilian Rainbow]]> http://deadspin.com/377295/under-the-brazilian-rainbow#c5088217 @My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZ...: Particularly if, as seems likely, Chelsea is forced to run out Hilario at keeper again.

strong like bull smart like tractor

]]> 11:377295:c5088217 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 16:56:25 EDT <![CDATA[Under The Brazilian Rainbow]]> http://deadspin.com/377295/under-the-brazilian-rainbow#c5088135 Hirshey are you there?

PS: (YYYEESSSSSSSSSSS!)

Steven Gerrard's Gifted Right Foot

]]> 11:377295:c5088135 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 16:54:01 EDT <![CDATA[Under The Brazilian Rainbow]]> http://deadspin.com/377295/under-the-brazilian-rainbow#c5088035 Just to be clear, I hate everything about everything right now.

umlaut75

]]> 11:377295:c5088035 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 16:51:21 EDT <![CDATA[Under The Brazilian Rainbow]]> http://deadspin.com/377295/under-the-brazilian-rainbow#c5087932 Glad to see our backline is still crapping the bed. Tony Adams, we hardly knew ya.

Mr. Praline

]]> 11:377295:c5087932 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 16:47:52 EDT <![CDATA[Under The Brazilian Rainbow]]> http://deadspin.com/377295/under-the-brazilian-rainbow#c5087832 Uh, I just noticed, but "Brazilian" is spelled wrong in the post title.

Andrew

]]> 11:377295:c5087832 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 16:44:49 EDT <![CDATA[Under The Brazilian Rainbow]]> http://deadspin.com/377295/under-the-brazilian-rainbow#c5087830 @My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZ...: Tell us something we don't know.

For now, we will stick to bitching a the Babel penalty vis a vis the non-call on Hleb last week.

preciousroy

]]> 11:377295:c5087830 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 16:44:46 EDT <![CDATA[Under The Brazilian Rainbow]]> http://deadspin.com/377295/under-the-brazilian-rainbow#c5087799 Unless Avram Grant wakes up and realizes the potential of Anelka and Drogba up front together, I can't see Chelsea beating Liverpool.

My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH

]]> 11:377295:c5087799 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 16:43:40 EDT <![CDATA[Under The Brazilian Rainbow]]> http://deadspin.com/377295/under-the-brazilian-rainbow#c5087786 @Andrew: Awesome. Unfortunately they don't come to the States very often, and when they do, the game is usually up North or on the West Coast.

Brazil Thrill

]]> 11:377295:c5087786 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 16:43:07 EDT <![CDATA[Under The Brazilian Rainbow]]> http://deadspin.com/377295/under-the-brazilian-rainbow#c5087770 Aaaaaaaaaaaaaannnddd game over. That just made my day. Wonder if Hirshey has pummeled lingeringbursitis to death yet.

Lupicas!XofullofBile

]]> 11:377295:c5087770 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 16:42:40 EDT <![CDATA[Under The Brazilian Rainbow]]> http://deadspin.com/377295/under-the-brazilian-rainbow#c5087725 I wish I could get away and see the match. Without a rooting interest, it sounds like quite the match. Fuck work right in the pants. I suppose more specifically, fuck being a worthless peon who can't sneak out to see the match right in the pants.

Andrew

]]> 11:377295:c5087725 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 16:41:00 EDT <![CDATA[Under The Brazilian Rainbow]]> http://deadspin.com/377295/under-the-brazilian-rainbow#c5087712 I hate to break this to you, Arsenal fans, but your backline is PISS POOR. Toure should've never been in that postion to pick up such a questionable foul.

Where was Gallas? Where was Senderos? You finally get a decent performance from your offense, and your so called "world class defence" pisses it away.

Asrene Wenger, it's time to open up the wallet. You need some help.

My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH

]]> 11:377295:c5087712 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 16:40:29 EDT <![CDATA[Under The Brazilian Rainbow]]> http://deadspin.com/377295/under-the-brazilian-rainbow#c5087692 Why is there not:
A-an EPL primer for those of us who dig soccer, but can't actually watch the games?
B-an EPL closer? Hirshey ain't prolific enough.



ghostsoftheSCupcountry

]]> 11:377295:c5087692 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 16:40:01 EDT <![CDATA[Under The Brazilian Rainbow]]> http://deadspin.com/377295/under-the-brazilian-rainbow#c5087667 You better not walk alone, or else I will stab you in the throat!

/hates liverpool

The Man with No Name

]]> 11:377295:c5087667 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 16:39:18 EDT <![CDATA[Under The Brazilian Rainbow]]> http://deadspin.com/377295/under-the-brazilian-rainbow#c5087642 seriously. If I'm not on here tomorrow, I have been arrested for homicide.

BigTenObsession

]]> 11:377295:c5087642 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 16:38:18 EDT <![CDATA[Under The Brazilian Rainbow]]> http://deadspin.com/377295/under-the-brazilian-rainbow#c5087611 @ Gourmet Spud:

I'm just gonna go ahead and give you a +100 for your tireless work throughout this thread

Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies

]]> 11:377295:c5087611 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 16:37:01 EDT <![CDATA[Under The Brazilian Rainbow]]> http://deadspin.com/377295/under-the-brazilian-rainbow#c5087610 I love how this became a live blog of the game. A glog if you will.

/has been drinking for 15 straight hours.

The Man with No Name

]]> 11:377295:c5087610 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 16:36:59 EDT <![CDATA[Under The Brazilian Rainbow]]> http://deadspin.com/377295/under-the-brazilian-rainbow#c5087608 Am I going to not want to find highlights of this penalty call? Damn the Soccernet gamecast only calling it a "soft" penalty...

Trot Nixons Hat

]]> 11:377295:c5087608 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 16:36:56 EDT <![CDATA[Under The Brazilian Rainbow]]> http://deadspin.com/377295/under-the-brazilian-rainbow#c5087606 Babel!

stealofthedraft

]]> 11:377295:c5087606 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 16:36:53 EDT <![CDATA[Under The Brazilian Rainbow]]> http://deadspin.com/377295/under-the-brazilian-rainbow#c5087599 fuck me right in the ass.

I am leaving work now, and I am going to engage in road-rage against any vehicle that is the color Red.

BigTenObsession

]]> 11:377295:c5087599 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 16:36:28 EDT <![CDATA[Under The Brazilian Rainbow]]> http://deadspin.com/377295/under-the-brazilian-rainbow#c5087596 Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit.

Fuck that ref right in the pants.

preciousroy

]]> 11:377295:c5087596 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 16:36:18 EDT <![CDATA[Under The Brazilian Rainbow]]> http://deadspin.com/377295/under-the-brazilian-rainbow#c5087589 @Munsoned: Yeah, multiply that by 11. I am a Greek House Director with 11 residents. They banged on my door to see if I was okay.

The Man with No Name

]]> 11:377295:c5087589 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 16:36:04 EDT <![CDATA[Under The Brazilian Rainbow]]> http://deadspin.com/377295/under-the-brazilian-rainbow#c5087586 Aw, jeez....Arsenal just completely gave up.

Signal to Noise

]]> 11:377295:c5087586 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 16:35:55 EDT <![CDATA[Under The Brazilian Rainbow]]> http://deadspin.com/377295/under-the-brazilian-rainbow#c5087583 And Ryan Babel says goodnight.

My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH

]]> 11:377295:c5087583 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 16:35:52 EDT <![CDATA[Under The Brazilian Rainbow]]> http://deadspin.com/377295/under-the-brazilian-rainbow#c5087579 Fuck and Yes


+ Watch video


MickelsonsManBoobs

]]> 11:377295:c5087579 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 16:35:43 EDT <![CDATA[Under The Brazilian Rainbow]]> http://deadspin.com/377295/under-the-brazilian-rainbow#c5087580 I hate everyone.

Munsoned

]]> 11:377295:c5087580 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 16:35:43 EDT <![CDATA[Under The Brazilian Rainbow]]> http://deadspin.com/377295/under-the-brazilian-rainbow#c5087552 Did Tommy really say he "pulled him down" and then say "he pulled his arm over his head?" Um, Tommy, those actions are mutually exclusive.

Slothrop

]]> 11:377295:c5087552 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 16:34:47 EDT <![CDATA[Under The Brazilian Rainbow]]> http://deadspin.com/377295/under-the-brazilian-rainbow#c5087538 @The Man with No Name: Yeah the Greek guy across the way gave me the "What the fuck is wrong with you?" stare. Then again when I threw the beer at the tv.

Munsoned

]]> 11:377295:c5087538 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 16:34:22 EDT <![CDATA[Under The Brazilian Rainbow]]> http://deadspin.com/377295/under-the-brazilian-rainbow#c5087519 @Brazil Thrill: @Camp Tiger Claw: I saw him play with the Brazilian National Team against the USA at Soldier Field back in September.

[picasaweb.google.com]

Andrew

]]> 11:377295:c5087519 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 16:33:37 EDT <![CDATA[Under The Brazilian Rainbow]]> http://deadspin.com/377295/under-the-brazilian-rainbow#c5087517 YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Lupicas!XofullofBile

]]> 11:377295:c5087517 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 16:33:34 EDT <![CDATA[Under The Brazilian Rainbow]]> http://deadspin.com/377295/under-the-brazilian-rainbow#c5087502 @preciousroy: @BigTenObsession: @preciousroy: @Munsoned: @preciousroy: @BigTenObsession: I hate this god damn game!

I was cheering so loud my residents heard me. Now I just need to drink with Hirshey.

The Man with No Name

]]> 11:377295:c5087502 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 16:32:54 EDT <![CDATA[Under The Brazilian Rainbow]]> http://deadspin.com/377295/under-the-brazilian-rainbow#c5087491 It's bullshit. You can't say 'sometimes its called sometimes its not." IT'S NOT A FOUL!

Munsoned

]]> 11:377295:c5087491 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 16:32:37 EDT <![CDATA[Under The Brazilian Rainbow]]> http://deadspin.com/377295/under-the-brazilian-rainbow#c5087482 THAT'S A TERRIBLE FUCKING CALL! I DEMAND AN INVESTIGATION!

BigTenObsession

]]> 11:377295:c5087482 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 16:32:24 EDT <![CDATA[Under The Brazilian Rainbow]]> http://deadspin.com/377295/under-the-brazilian-rainbow#c5087477 OK, that was penalty?

And the Derby County-seque defense lets down Arsenal again.

My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH

]]> 11:377295:c5087477 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 16:32:18 EDT <![CDATA[Under The Brazilian Rainbow]]> http://deadspin.com/377295/under-the-brazilian-rainbow#c5087455 Another difference from your standard game: the confusion during the pre-game when the players and kids walk out holding hands.

Gourmet Spud

]]> 11:377295:c5087455 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 16:31:53 EDT <![CDATA[Under The Brazilian Rainbow]]> http://deadspin.com/377295/under-the-brazilian-rainbow#c5087446 So am I supposed to be happy that I'm the first one to say +1 to an Under The Rainbow reference?

Camp Tiger Claw

]]> 11:377295:c5087446 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 16:31:33 EDT <![CDATA[Under The Brazilian Rainbow]]> http://deadspin.com/377295/under-the-brazilian-rainbow#c5087433 This seriously makes me ill. Kuyt got away with a pull-down in the box that was at least 2x worse. FUCK YOU DIRK CUNT!

BigTenObsession

]]> 11:377295:c5087433 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 16:31:14 EDT <![CDATA[Under The Brazilian Rainbow]]> http://deadspin.com/377295/under-the-brazilian-rainbow#c5087428 @Andrew: Yup. He also played for the Brazilian national squad during Copa America.

Brazil Thrill

]]> 11:377295:c5087428 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 16:30:54 EDT <![CDATA[Under The Brazilian Rainbow]]> http://deadspin.com/377295/under-the-brazilian-rainbow#c5087417 I really don't like seeing them being talked down to like that.

CreamsicleOrange

]]> 11:377295:c5087417 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 16:30:39 EDT <![CDATA[Under The Brazilian Rainbow]]> http://deadspin.com/377295/under-the-brazilian-rainbow#c5087400 @Andrew:
And he has a sex tape.

stealofthedraft

]]> 11:377295:c5087400 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 16:30:12 EDT <![CDATA[Under The Brazilian Rainbow]]> http://deadspin.com/377295/under-the-brazilian-rainbow#c5087385 Such BS. Consistency for just ONE damned time PLEASE!?

Munsoned

]]> 11:377295:c5087385 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 16:29:47 EDT <![CDATA[Under The Brazilian Rainbow]]> http://deadspin.com/377295/under-the-brazilian-rainbow#c5087383 BULL-FUCKING-SHIT.

preciousroy

]]> 11:377295:c5087383 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 16:29:45 EDT <![CDATA[Under The Brazilian Rainbow]]> http://deadspin.com/377295/under-the-brazilian-rainbow#c5087367 that's a load of crap yellow right there

Signal to Noise

]]> 11:377295:c5087367 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 16:29:19 EDT <![CDATA[Under The Brazilian Rainbow]]> http://deadspin.com/377295/under-the-brazilian-rainbow#c5087360 There's also a full-sized Vagner Love. He plays for CSKA Moscow if I'm not mistaken.

Andrew

]]> 11:377295:c5087360 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 16:29:10 EDT <![CDATA[Under The Brazilian Rainbow]]> http://deadspin.com/377295/under-the-brazilian-rainbow#c5087355 And Garrard just nailed an easy one.

Signal to Noise

]]> 11:377295:c5087355 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 16:29:04 EDT <![CDATA[Under The Brazilian Rainbow]]> http://deadspin.com/377295/under-the-brazilian-rainbow#c5087346 THAT IS FUCKING HORSESHIT!

BigTenObsession

]]> 11:377295:c5087346 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 16:28:55 EDT <![CDATA[Under The Brazilian Rainbow]]> http://deadspin.com/377295/under-the-brazilian-rainbow#c5087341 That wasn't half of what Hleb got last week,

preciousroy

]]> 11:377295:c5087341 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 16:28:45 EDT <![CDATA[Under The Brazilian Rainbow]]> http://deadspin.com/377295/under-the-brazilian-rainbow#c5087330 Horseshit

Munsoned

]]> 11:377295:c5087330 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 16:28:32 EDT <![CDATA[Under The Brazilian Rainbow]]> http://deadspin.com/377295/under-the-brazilian-rainbow#c5087322 FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

BigTenObsession

]]> 11:377295:c5087322 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 16:28:22 EDT <![CDATA[Under The Brazilian Rainbow]]> http://deadspin.com/377295/under-the-brazilian-rainbow#c5087323 YOU ARE FUCKING KIDDING.

preciousroy

]]> 11:377295:c5087323 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 16:28:22 EDT <![CDATA[Under The Brazilian Rainbow]]> http://deadspin.com/377295/under-the-brazilian-rainbow#c5087313 @preciousroy:
@BigTenObsession:
@Signal to Noise:

YAHTZEE!



BigTenObsession

]]> 11:377295:c5087313 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 16:28:03 EDT <![CDATA[Under The Brazilian Rainbow]]> http://deadspin.com/377295/under-the-brazilian-rainbow#c5087310 NO!

Munsoned

]]> 11:377295:c5087310 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 16:28:01 EDT <![CDATA[Under The Brazilian Rainbow]]> http://deadspin.com/377295/under-the-brazilian-rainbow#c5087299 Unfortunately for Argentina, even our midgets can beat their national squad.

Brazil Thrill

]]> 11:377295:c5087299 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 16:27:41 EDT <![CDATA[Under The Brazilian Rainbow]]> http://deadspin.com/377295/under-the-brazilian-rainbow#c5087291 threadjack

Adebayor gets redemption.

/threadjack

Signal to Noise

]]> 11:377295:c5087291 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 16:27:34 EDT <![CDATA[Under The Brazilian Rainbow]]> http://deadspin.com/377295/under-the-brazilian-rainbow#c5087290 ADEBAYOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BigTenObsession

]]> 11:377295:c5087290 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 16:27:28 EDT <![CDATA[Under The Brazilian Rainbow]]> http://deadspin.com/377295/under-the-brazilian-rainbow#c5087284 ADEBAYOOOOOOOOOOR!

preciousroy

]]> 11:377295:c5087284 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 16:27:13 EDT <![CDATA[Under The Brazilian Rainbow]]> http://deadspin.com/377295/under-the-brazilian-rainbow#c5087281 "I could stick you up my ass, small fry."

Jews For Purple Jesus

]]> 11:377295:c5087281 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 16:27:08 EDT <![CDATA[Under The Brazilian Rainbow]]> http://deadspin.com/377295/under-the-brazilian-rainbow#c5087277 @Gourmet Spud: my god, that was funny, +4ft

DeepFriar

]]> 11:377295:c5087277 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 16:27:02 EDT <![CDATA[Under The Brazilian Rainbow]]> http://deadspin.com/377295/under-the-brazilian-rainbow#c5087254 No comment until I hear from Kige on this development... at the next reunion.

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

]]> 11:377295:c5087254 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 16:26:07 EDT <![CDATA[Under The Brazilian Rainbow]]> http://deadspin.com/377295/under-the-brazilian-rainbow#c5087244 Who will be the first to photoshop "Blueberry" Violet from Willy Wonka in the net behind the goalie?

blastitbiggs

]]> 11:377295:c5087244 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 16:25:48 EDT <![CDATA[Under The Brazilian Rainbow]]> http://deadspin.com/377295/under-the-brazilian-rainbow#c5087201 Has someone informed Opie & Anthony to do a news flash?
/obscure


DeepFriar

]]> 11:377295:c5087201 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 16:24:42 EDT <![CDATA[Under The Brazilian Rainbow]]> http://deadspin.com/377295/under-the-brazilian-rainbow#c5087188 @Weed Against Speed:

True, but then afterwards they always steal your underpants.

Gourmet Spud

]]> 11:377295:c5087188 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 16:24:14 EDT <![CDATA[Under The Brazilian Rainbow]]> http://deadspin.com/377295/under-the-brazilian-rainbow#c5087163 @BigTenObsession: Unfortunately, yes.

preciousroy

]]> 11:377295:c5087163 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 16:23:36 EDT <![CDATA[Under The Brazilian Rainbow]]> http://deadspin.com/377295/under-the-brazilian-rainbow#c5087164 Donald Barthelme could have made this part of the plot of "Snow White".

apostles03

]]> 11:377295:c5087164 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 16:23:36 EDT <![CDATA[Under The Brazilian Rainbow]]> http://deadspin.com/377295/under-the-brazilian-rainbow#c5087138 Sure, pretend you have to bend over to tie your shoes when the camera is pointed at you. I'll buy it.

amorphous

]]> 11:377295:c5087138 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 16:22:48 EDT <![CDATA[Under The Brazilian Rainbow]]> http://deadspin.com/377295/under-the-brazilian-rainbow#c5087117 Their nicknames, from L to R:

Ronandinhoinho, Ronaldinhoinhoinho, Ronaldinhoinhoinhoinho...

Brazil Thrill

]]> 11:377295:c5087117 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 16:22:18 EDT <![CDATA[Under The Brazilian Rainbow]]> http://deadspin.com/377295/under-the-brazilian-rainbow#c5087068 They are also quite skilled at giving Brazilian waxes.

Weed Against Speed

]]> 11:377295:c5087068 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 16:20:40 EDT <![CDATA[Under The Brazilian Rainbow]]> http://deadspin.com/377295/under-the-brazilian-rainbow#c5087050 @preciousroy:

see?

BigTenObsession

]]> 11:377295:c5087050 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 16:20:08 EDT <![CDATA[Under The Brazilian Rainbow]]> http://deadspin.com/377295/under-the-brazilian-rainbow#c5087034 Which one is Roloffinho?

stealofthedraft

]]> 11:377295:c5087034 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 16:19:53 EDT <![CDATA[Under The Brazilian Rainbow]]> http://deadspin.com/377295/under-the-brazilian-rainbow#c5087012 @Schluby: dwarf, not think....duhhhh

Schluby

]]> 11:377295:c5087012 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 16:19:20 EDT <![CDATA[Under The Brazilian Rainbow]]> http://deadspin.com/377295/under-the-brazilian-rainbow#c5087010 Which one of these guys is Little Ze?

Gourmet Spud

]]> 11:377295:c5087010 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 16:19:16 EDT <![CDATA[Under The Brazilian Rainbow]]> http://deadspin.com/377295/under-the-brazilian-rainbow#c5087008 "I swear to God, if you guys make me me look ridiculous out there today..."

dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac

]]> 11:377295:c5087008 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 16:19:12 EDT <![CDATA[Under The Brazilian Rainbow]]> http://deadspin.com/377295/under-the-brazilian-rainbow#c5086988 This think team would defeat non dwarf Team USA 3-1.

Schluby

]]> 11:377295:c5086988 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 16:18:26 EDT <![CDATA[Under The Brazilian Rainbow]]> http://deadspin.com/377295/under-the-brazilian-rainbow#c5086970 alright, time to pull out my dwarf strength/retard strength conversion chart. thanks, balls.

theothermatt

]]> 11:377295:c5086970 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 16:17:54 EDT <![CDATA[Under The Brazilian Rainbow]]> http://deadspin.com/377295/under-the-brazilian-rainbow#c5086955 Shit.

preciousroy

]]> 11:377295:c5086955 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 16:17:22 EDT <![CDATA[Under The Brazilian Rainbow]]> http://deadspin.com/377295/under-the-brazilian-rainbow#c5086943 "Anybody who's as tall as this finger is off the team!"

Christmas Ape

]]> 11:377295:c5086943 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 16:16:59 EDT <![CDATA[Under The Brazilian Rainbow]]> http://deadspin.com/377295/under-the-brazilian-rainbow#c5086940 I haven't seen a team this good since Chelsea signed Sneezy, Bashful & Doc.

blackheartededitor

]]> 11:377295:c5086940 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 16:16:54 EDT <![CDATA[Under The Brazilian Rainbow]]> http://deadspin.com/377295/under-the-brazilian-rainbow#c5086938 @McCroskey: +1 well done.

Lupicas!XofullofBile

]]> 11:377295:c5086938 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 16:16:49 EDT <![CDATA[Under The Brazilian Rainbow]]> http://deadspin.com/377295/under-the-brazilian-rainbow#c5086933 Dwarf soccer: where every seat is a nosebleed.

stealofthedraft

]]> 11:377295:c5086933 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 16:16:37 EDT <![CDATA[Under The Brazilian Rainbow]]> http://deadspin.com/377295/under-the-brazilian-rainbow#c5086929 They make sex look like a church

Stev D

]]> 11:377295:c5086929 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 16:16:21 EDT <![CDATA[Under The Brazilian Rainbow]]> http://deadspin.com/377295/under-the-brazilian-rainbow#c5086922 "Snow White is not walking through that door!"

McCroskey

]]> 11:377295:c5086922 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 16:16:12 EDT <![CDATA[Under The Brazilian Rainbow]]> http://deadspin.com/377295/under-the-brazilian-rainbow#c5086920 Finally, an opponent in the upcoming race war for the midget from In Bruges!

Christmas Ape

]]> 11:377295:c5086920 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 16:16:00 EDT <![CDATA[Under The Brazilian Rainbow]]> http://deadspin.com/377295/under-the-brazilian-rainbow#c5086916 I don't like the look of it.

ClueHeywood

]]> 11:377295:c5086916 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 16:15:56 EDT <![CDATA[Under The Brazilian Rainbow]]> http://deadspin.com/377295/under-the-brazilian-rainbow#c5086917 It's a bit different from your standard game. For instance, headers occur while balls are still on the ground.

Gourmet Spud

]]> 11:377295:c5086917 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 16:15:56 EDT <![CDATA[Under The Brazilian Rainbow]]> http://deadspin.com/377295/under-the-brazilian-rainbow#c5086899 Senderos gets victimized twice in the same game -- first Hyppia, now Torres.

Signal to Noise

]]> 11:377295:c5086899 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 16:15:29 EDT <![CDATA[Under The Brazilian Rainbow]]> http://deadspin.com/377295/under-the-brazilian-rainbow#c5086864 Watching their games is remarkably like playing foosball.

blackheartededitor

]]> 11:377295:c5086864 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 16:14:36 EDT <![CDATA[Under The Brazilian Rainbow]]> http://deadspin.com/377295/under-the-brazilian-rainbow#c5086856 @Gourmet Spud: On direct free kicks, the opposing players cover their faces and at halftime they get Mandarin orange wedges.

Weed Against Speed

]]> 11:377295:c5086856 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 16:14:25 EDT <![CDATA[Under The Brazilian Rainbow]]> http://deadspin.com/377295/under-the-brazilian-rainbow#c5086855 @BigTenObsession:

see what I mean?

BigTenObsession

]]> 11:377295:c5086855 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 16:14:23 EDT <![CDATA[Under The Brazilian Rainbow]]> http://deadspin.com/377295/under-the-brazilian-rainbow#c5086852 Is that Wee Man on the far right?

Afino

]]> 11:377295:c5086852 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 16:14:21 EDT <![CDATA[Under The Brazilian Rainbow]]> http://deadspin.com/377295/under-the-brazilian-rainbow#c5086851 We wear short shorts...if you dare wear short shorts.....uhhh never mind.

Lupicas!XofullofBile

]]> 11:377295:c5086851 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 16:14:18 EDT <![CDATA[Under The Brazilian Rainbow]]> http://deadspin.com/377295/under-the-brazilian-rainbow#c5086845 yes, yes, yes, yes, yes...

.../stopping now before it gets out of hand

Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies

]]> 11:377295:c5086845 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 16:14:06 EDT <![CDATA[Under The Brazilian Rainbow]]> http://deadspin.com/377295/under-the-brazilian-rainbow#c5086772 @Gourmet Spud: Beautiful

Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies

]]> 11:377295:c5086772 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 16:12:18 EDT <![CDATA[Under The Brazilian Rainbow]]> http://deadspin.com/377295/under-the-brazilian-rainbow#c5086758 I don't even have dreams with dwarves in them. The only place I've seen dwarves in dreams is in stupid movies like this!

-Dinklage, as Tito

brougham

]]> 11:377295:c5086758 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 16:12:05 EDT <![CDATA[Under The Brazilian Rainbow]]> http://deadspin.com/377295/under-the-brazilian-rainbow#c5086759 So, is a Brazillian more or less than a quadrillion?

PantsUnknown

]]> 11:377295:c5086759 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 16:12:05 EDT <![CDATA[Under The Brazilian Rainbow]]> http://deadspin.com/377295/under-the-brazilian-rainbow#c5086747 @BigTenObsession: Pretty much anyone does.

Lupicas!XofullofBile

]]> 11:377295:c5086747 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 16:11:51 EDT <![CDATA[Under The Brazilian Rainbow]]> http://deadspin.com/377295/under-the-brazilian-rainbow#c5086745 "Alright, Ribeiro, you'll be playing Keebler...I mean KEEPER, KEEPER! Sorry."

Gourmet Spud

]]> 11:377295:c5086745 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 16:11:46 EDT <![CDATA[Under The Brazilian Rainbow]]> http://deadspin.com/377295/under-the-brazilian-rainbow#c5086715 @BigTenObsession: They have Skrtel, so it's a push.

preciousroy

]]> 11:377295:c5086715 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 16:11:13 EDT <![CDATA[Under The Brazilian Rainbow]]> http://deadspin.com/377295/under-the-brazilian-rainbow#c5086716 I didn't know Costas was Brazilian. But there he is, fifth dwarf from the right.

Bluenatic

]]> 11:377295:c5086716 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 16:11:13 EDT <![CDATA[Under The Brazilian Rainbow]]> http://deadspin.com/377295/under-the-brazilian-rainbow#c5086693 Their bicycle kicks come with training wheels.

Gourmet Spud

]]> 11:377295:c5086693 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 16:10:36 EDT <![CDATA[Under The Brazilian Rainbow]]> http://deadspin.com/377295/under-the-brazilian-rainbow#c5086689 Did they all just get done riding horses?

Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies

]]> 11:377295:c5086689 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 16:10:32 EDT <![CDATA[Under The Brazilian Rainbow]]> http://deadspin.com/377295/under-the-brazilian-rainbow#c5086655 It's just like in "Little People, Big World!"

But in Portuguese!

Le Kangourou de Kataroo bites her thumb in your general direction

]]> 11:377295:c5086655 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 16:09:34 EDT <![CDATA[Under The Brazilian Rainbow]]> http://deadspin.com/377295/under-the-brazilian-rainbow#c5086638 I thought the Naked Mile was filmed in Canada, not Brazil?

/yeah, I saw that movie

Afino

]]> 11:377295:c5086638 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 16:09:12 EDT <![CDATA[Under The Brazilian Rainbow]]> http://deadspin.com/377295/under-the-brazilian-rainbow#c5086635 I'm pretty certain that these guys defend better than Senderos.

BigTenObsession

]]> 11:377295:c5086635 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 16:09:07 EDT <![CDATA[Under The Brazilian Rainbow]]> http://deadspin.com/377295/under-the-brazilian-rainbow#c5086575 I thought Vagner Love was the kind of thing Max Mosley was into.

Secret Identity

]]> 11:377295:c5086575 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 16:07:22 EDT