<![CDATA[Roy Williams' Divided Loyalties - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[Roy Williams' Divided Loyalties - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[Roy Williams' Divided Loyalties]]> @Doyle McPoyle: Just not on the hands. Don't break those puppies.

/looks at John Lannan

josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you

]]> <![CDATA[Roy Williams' Divided Loyalties]]> I don't feel good today.

And I feel bad about that email I sent to Will. Sore winner FTL.

PeteJayhawk

]]> <![CDATA[Roy Williams' Divided Loyalties]]> He may not have been wearing the headdress, but Self - fresh off a loss to Bucknell - was telling everyone how he wasn't really surprised at how well Illinois was doing because he, you know, recruited all of the players.

illiniowl

]]> <![CDATA[Roy Williams' Divided Loyalties]]> Take Roy and his mocking turtles back, PLEASE.

Lo_JackedNo.7

]]> <![CDATA[Roy Williams' Divided Loyalties]]> Most likely scenario: you need the sticker to get into some suite he was hanging out in before the game.

J. Henry Waugh

]]> <![CDATA[Roy Williams' Divided Loyalties]]> Maybe it's simply good sportsmanship. That would be weird.

MalibuJuice

]]> <![CDATA[Roy Williams' Divided Loyalties]]> I think NC fans should be more upset by that tie he was wearing. Thank God Joan Rivers isn't on the set with Digger and the boys. A hardy disapproval, no doubt.

CreamsicleOrange

]]> <![CDATA[Roy Williams' Divided Loyalties]]> @Weed Against Speed: Where as I assumed the headpiece has it's own built in toupee.

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner

]]> <![CDATA[Roy Williams' Divided Loyalties]]> "In Kansas your Self go f*ck you." -- Yakov Mariotti

DongerArd

]]> <![CDATA[Roy Williams' Divided Loyalties]]> @Rob Iracane: I just got a couple of "holy shit it worked" IMs from Met fan friends

MDT

]]> <![CDATA[Roy Williams' Divided Loyalties]]> For what it's worth, my guess is that Ol' Roy had no intention of supporting KU in any other way than voice, but while meeting with a group of his former players and staff (of which there were at least a half dozen players and three or four coaches)he was accosted by a member of the Alumni Association and stickered. I say this because I have a box full of those stickers from the last KUAA party I went to...

/just woke up from last nights party

THE hoi polloi

]]> <![CDATA[Roy Williams' Divided Loyalties]]> How did they crop Rudy Giuliani out of that picture?

THEGINOCIMOLICONSPIRACY

]]> <![CDATA[Roy Williams' Divided Loyalties]]> Nobody believed him when he told sweet, sweet bonnie bernstein that he didn't give a shit about North Carolina.

7-8 Deville

]]> <![CDATA[Roy Williams' Divided Loyalties]]> If I ever see Dan Hawkins wearing a Boise St. Bronco sticker, I will shit my pants. Seriously though, Roy, go coach intramurals, brother . . . go coach intramurals.

Patchy Drizzle

]]> <![CDATA[Roy Williams' Divided Loyalties]]> Divided Roy, the wind blows high...

Chamomiles Davis

]]> <![CDATA[Roy Williams' Divided Loyalties]]> Shea just got RickRoll'd. Awesome.

Rob Iracane

]]> <![CDATA[Roy Williams' Divided Loyalties]]> @Storming the Floor: In a bizarre choice, he would wear the headdress under the toupee.

Weed Against Speed

]]> <![CDATA[Roy Williams' Divided Loyalties]]> @OchentaYcinco: Should have just hit Utley for the ninth time. Aim for the face, people!

Doyle McPoyle

]]> <![CDATA[Roy Williams' Divided Loyalties]]> Huckleberry Hound is lookin' good.

Carlton_Whitfield

]]> <![CDATA[Roy Williams' Divided Loyalties]]> If Bill does wear a Chief Illiwinek headdress, does that replace the toupee, or is it worn atop the rug?

Storming the Floor

]]> <![CDATA[Roy Williams' Divided Loyalties]]> Mets' pen pitching with both hands around their throats. The more things change...

OchentaYcinco

]]> <![CDATA[Roy Williams' Divided Loyalties]]> Tic Price was there, too, banging some 23-year-old Memphis coed under the grandstand. Auld lang syne, baby.

apostles03

]]> <![CDATA[Roy Williams' Divided Loyalties]]> But does he tip his delivery guys?

HebrewHammer

]]> <![CDATA[Roy Williams' Divided Loyalties]]> @ky-jellydonuts: no way! Petrino is staying with Arkansas forEVAH!

/the Tigers at 6-0 in my world!

pr0FF'3ss0r_j'3rkwh3at

]]> <![CDATA[Roy Williams' Divided Loyalties]]> He doesn't own any Kansas shirts anymore?

goathair

]]> <![CDATA[Roy Williams' Divided Loyalties]]> @ghostsoftheSCupcountry: I thought I didn't push it far enough. I didn't throw in a job for Bobby Knight or a Photoshopped picture of Nick Saban and Bobby Petrino playing one-on-one.

ky-jellydonuts

]]> <![CDATA[Roy Williams' Divided Loyalties]]> Roy is 37 pieces of flare short.

/Office Space'd.

The Diesel

]]> <![CDATA[Roy Williams' Divided Loyalties]]> Blacklights make everyone look cool. Except Roy Williams. Because he was under the impression that the Kansas logo came out.

/Hedberg'd

Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies

]]> <![CDATA[Roy Williams' Divided Loyalties]]> But will he enter the "Men Who Look Like Old Lesbians" Hall Of Fame as a Tar Heel or a Jayhawk?

Brazil Thrill

]]> <![CDATA[Roy Williams' Divided Loyalties]]> @ky-jellydonuts: Ummm...part one is good, but the rest of your fairy tale needs work.

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

]]> <![CDATA[Roy Williams' Divided Loyalties]]> My bitch of an ex wife didn't take it so well when I showed up at her last wedding wearing a veil and a mask that was made to look like her.

Doug Llewelyn, Court Reporter

]]> <![CDATA[Roy Williams' Divided Loyalties]]> No, this is going to be great! Total whore Bill Self, loudly demanding "security" this morning, goes to Stillwater. The shell-shocked Jayhawks offer a midsized nation's GDP to Ol' Roy, who realizes that loyalty can't buy him a solid-gold Jacuzzi, and the Tar Heels take a flier on the dessicated corpse of Larry Brown, who everyone knows will either leave or die before the Winter Olympics.

Stay in school, kids. Unless they issue you a W-2.

ky-jellydonuts

]]> <![CDATA[Roy Williams' Divided Loyalties]]> He's got a pretty stupid grin on his face, like he'd been signing the breasts of hooters girls or something...

SpandexEnthusiast

]]> <![CDATA[Roy Williams' Divided Loyalties]]> I have to admit, I can't keep track of any of this shit at this point. This is getting more confusing than Lost.

/almost said Guiding Light, changed to Lost to be less gay

The White Boom Boom

]]> <![CDATA[Roy Williams' Divided Loyalties]]> I know this is a little cro-magnon, but seriously, with that mock turtle and smile, he does look gay.

What Would Kornheiser Do? Presented by Peniston Fuels

]]> <![CDATA[Roy Williams' Divided Loyalties]]> So what happens when Bill Self leaves Kansas for Oklahoma State? Did Pete Jayhawk bring that up?

I'm Hafner the man I used to be

]]> <![CDATA[Roy Williams' Divided Loyalties]]> Wow, Ben Crenshaw looks old.

The Teufel Shuffle

]]> <![CDATA[Roy Williams' Divided Loyalties]]> Could he have at least put the fucking sticker on straight, instead of just haphazardly plopping it on there?

LenPasquarelli'sStretchMarks

]]> <![CDATA[Roy Williams' Divided Loyalties]]> @Le Kangourou de Kataroo...TRY IT!: The drunk was still going strong...butthe hungover, she was a-loomin'.

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

]]> <![CDATA[Roy Williams' Divided Loyalties]]> In Roy's defense, I'm betting that John Wooden and Dean Smith were probably rooting for Kansas too.

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

]]> <![CDATA[Roy Williams' Divided Loyalties]]> Pete was alive at 3:15 this morning?

Le Kangourou de Kataroo

]]> <![CDATA[Roy Williams' Divided Loyalties]]> I would like to see him and that twat Larry Brown both eaten alive by Lions.

Doug Llewelyn, Court Reporter

]]> <![CDATA[Roy Williams' Divided Loyalties]]> What's next, Roy? Red Sox Nation?
Pathetic.


The Diesel

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