<![CDATA[The Ones Meet The Eights - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[The Ones Meet The Eights - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[The Ones Meet The Eights]]> UPDATE: The stuff about Emrick above? Attribute it to Milbury instead. Ansar Khan erred in the original reporting.

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Apologies to Doc...

Wyshynski

]]> <![CDATA[The Ones Meet The Eights]]> What net work will the Stanley Cup Playoff's be on this year?

My vote: Lifetime

At least this time it would only be preempted by the " Golden Girls" instead of horse racing, witch I find less embarrassing.

pmo07

]]> <![CDATA[The Ones Meet The Eights]]> @Wyshynski: Apology accepted, but only because the 1999-2000 Cup-winning team was truly a thing of beauty.

the sieve

]]> <![CDATA[The Ones Meet The Eights]]> Leafs in Si---

Oh, wait.

blackaces

]]> <![CDATA[The Ones Meet The Eights]]> @The Gizmo from Pismo: Montreal's already won a bazillion cups. I'd probably kill myself if Ottawa won, but Montreal?

Canadian Impostor

]]> <![CDATA[The Ones Meet The Eights]]> @BustingChops: I know several Leafs fans who would committ suicide in several ways at the same time if that happened.

The Gizmo from Pismo

]]> <![CDATA[The Ones Meet The Eights]]> Good to see Jesus rocking the playoff beard.

Red Wing Euros: Why'd you kick me?
Preds: Where's your brain?
RWE: Why'd you kick me?
Preds: Where's your brain?
RWE: Why'd you kick me?
Preds: Where's your brain?
RWE: I asked you first.

Fan boy yet honest opinion: Montreal Wins the Cup. You heard it here first.

BustingChops

]]> <![CDATA[The Ones Meet The Eights]]> Predictions:

Eminem in 6

The Arcade Fire in 4

FirstDerivative

]]> <![CDATA[The Ones Meet The Eights]]> @Afino: Hey Afino, how are the Sabres looking in the playoffs?

also newfie jesus says hello and to quit stalking him.

SonofSpurrier

]]> <![CDATA[The Ones Meet The Eights]]> Prognost:

Chicken Necks in &

Also, (ugh) Massholes in &

Agamemnon Busmalis

]]> <![CDATA[The Ones Meet The Eights]]> Nothing like coming up with a suitably bizarre punch line and screwing it up by replacing of with if.

cromartie

]]> <![CDATA[The Ones Meet The Eights]]> whose only hope is to smother the fun out of it, like putting a damp pillow over a clown's face.

The same could be said for about 30 if John Wayne Gacy's victims, could it not?

As for the Wings, they were saying the same crap when the club was loaded with Russians 12 years ago so...whatever. They won't win the cup, but it won't be because the Euros are soft. It will likely be because they can't generate enough offense.

cromartie

]]> <![CDATA[The Ones Meet The Eights]]> Nashville-Detroit, watch the hockey ratings soar on Versus

Human_Cannonball

]]> <![CDATA[The Ones Meet The Eights]]> Preds get swept by Wings, then move to Hamilton, KC, or other parts unknown!

I wish.

Afino

]]> <![CDATA[The Ones Meet The Eights]]> Pardon my French, but Martin Brodeur is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his five-hole, in two weeks you'd have a diamond.

Chamomiles Davis

]]> <![CDATA[The Ones Meet The Eights]]> This is going to be a reverse of 2004. Mark my words. Bruins is 4!

dirty foreigner

]]> <![CDATA[The Ones Meet The Eights]]> Wings in five, Habs in five, Michigan and North Dakota in the final.

It's so weird. I'm watching TV and Isiah was just wildly applauded and cheered.

Granted, it's while he's being introduced among the 30 greatest Pistons of all time, but still, it's strange.

Yostal

]]> <![CDATA[The Ones Meet The Eights]]> No Michigan-Notre Dame or UND-BC preview?

Wings in 6. They'll go down to TN and drop both 3 and 4.

Al Czerviks Ride

]]> <![CDATA[The Ones Meet The Eights]]> @Average-Joe: That's a hell of thing. Hockey fans have some strange, but impressive, Photoshop skillz.

Wyshynski

]]> <![CDATA[The Ones Meet The Eights]]> We ate pancreas!

blastitbiggs

]]> <![CDATA[The Ones Meet The Eights]]> Preds in 6! Scooter Nichol takes on Hasek in game 1, Tootoo takes out Downey, and Ellis is pulled. Preds have their backs against the wall down 0-2, Ellis doesn't allow a goal the rest of the season, the Preds feast on Osgood, and Chris Chelios dies.

SonofSpurrier

]]> <![CDATA[The Ones Meet The Eights]]> Give us Barabbas!

suntastic

]]> <![CDATA[The Ones Meet The Eights]]> Canucks in....damn.

strong like bull smart like tractor

]]> <![CDATA[The Ones Meet The Eights]]> Toughness? Who needs it when you have Adobe!

Photoshop will make their men tougher! Just ask the Wings Fan Boyz! Jeez and I thought you were a blogger Wysh. Don't you know everything on the web is true?

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(For the record I just spent 20 minutes trying to figure out how the hell to embed one of their pictures. DAMMIT!
Anyway; take a look.

I find Tutto's in drag vs. Chelios picture particularly disturbing though sadly even the Preds Ice Chicks are also fair game. I shall have difficulty overcoming this defilement when accessing my ice girls images for "future alone time".



Average-Joe

]]> <![CDATA[The Ones Meet The Eights]]> Bruins in 9.

supermike5alive

]]> <![CDATA[The Ones Meet The Eights]]> Kick his ass, Seabass!!

/needs more Neely

G Voll the Mole

]]> <![CDATA[The Ones Meet The Eights]]> Habs in three.

koivutoakill

]]> <![CDATA[The Ones Meet The Eights]]> I do not accept the apology. The neutral zone trap totally fucked the game of hockey.

Jen P

]]> <![CDATA[The Ones Meet The Eights]]> MORE HOCKEY MONKEY

Tebow2007

]]> <![CDATA[The Ones Meet The Eights]]> Pardon my French, but you're an asshole.

/whoops, this should be in the Weintraub post.

Slothrop

]]> <![CDATA[The Ones Meet The Eights]]> @Chief Wahoo: I kept asking her to put on the hockey jersey...

strong like bull smart like tractor

]]> <![CDATA[The Ones Meet The Eights]]> He's dying.

LeagueofShadows

]]> <![CDATA[The Ones Meet The Eights]]> He'll keep calling me...He'll keep calling me until I come over, he'll make me feel guilty....This is ridiculous okay I'll go I'll go I'll go I'll go I'll go I'll go...shit

izzone

]]> <![CDATA[The Ones Meet The Eights]]> Why in God's name am I looking at Cameron and not at Sloane?

Chief Wahoo

]]> <![CDATA[The Ones Meet The Eights]]> Nashville's playoff chances move pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

GreatOdensRaven

]]> <![CDATA[The Ones Meet The Eights]]> Why is Tim Lincecum wearing a Red Wings sweater?

Balls State Explorer

]]> <![CDATA[The Ones Meet The Eights]]> /threadjack

Gene Upshaw just got bitchslapped by a kicker

Steve Trachsel, Ace

]]> <![CDATA[The Ones Meet The Eights]]> Let my Cameron go!!!!!!

tater

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