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The Sports Hernia — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 22:33:46 EDT

This is all just too confusing.

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Dewey Decimal System — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 20:51:06 EDT

Prediction: Craig Stadler is going to win.

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VTBen — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 19:26:47 EDT

but Stanford isn't not in the Ivy League!
/east coast snob

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EditorOfTheDailyFaberian — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 17:30:54 EDT

@JoeyBellesGPS: You will want to take again 30 minutes later...

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JoeyBellesGPS — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 17:22:26 EDT

I took Michelle Wie at 10000000 to 1.

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The Fan’s Attic — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 17:04:37 EDT

I like to think that I am the Tiger Woods of masturbation. Nobody does it better than me, but, then again, it's my own junk so shouldn't I be the best?

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Laser Guided — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 16:59:45 EDT

I may be a little green at this, but it there a fairway to start?

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EditorOfTheDailyFaberian — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 16:57:43 EDT

@Detective Bunk: Basically, that show represents what I would consider an ideal working environment.

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ghostsoftheSCupcountry — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 16:51:58 EDT

@Detective Bunk: And JFK in the White House...sounds good to me. Who's got the Wayback machine?

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Weed Against Speed — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 16:51:15 EDT

I wish my name was Shane Bacon...or Arthur Sausage.

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Babcocksure — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 16:49:50 EDT

Tiger is standing on the fairway of the 1st hole and his ego is touching the green of the 18th

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Cialis Cooper — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 16:48:19 EDT

"Rock, Chalk, Green Jacket."

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UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 16:46:52 EDT

I wonder what Zach Johnson served at the Champions Dinner? Whatever was on the menu, I'm sure there was plenty of white bread on the table.

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Jews For Purple Jesus — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 16:46:48 EDT

@crazyjoedavola: Don't forget Gary McCord also. God bless Hootie, he hates loudmouth sportscasters as much as he hates feminists.

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Detective Bunk — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 16:45:07 EDT

@EditorOfTheDailyFaberian: It brings tears to my eyes. Drinking heavily, smoking and sexism were rampant. The early 1960's were a better time.

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David Hume — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 16:44:59 EDT

@David Hume: Huh.

I love golf, think Augusta is the tits, and respect the hell out of Tiger.

But I would fucking love for someone to smuggle an airhorn in and let that fucker rip in the middle of Tiger's backswing on 13, on Sunday, 1 back to, say, Justin Rose.

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UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 16:43:30 EDT

@Texas Gal:

Don't you mean cojones?

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EditorOfTheDailyFaberian — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 16:42:40 EDT

Am I the only one who gets angry every time I watch an episode of mad Men on AMC? Drinking used to be required at work. What the hell happened to our country?

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Texy — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 16:41:40 EDT

@the earl of weaver: Don't anyone mess with Sergio's balls.

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ghostsoftheSCupcountry — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 16:41:09 EDT

@Weed Against Speed: Jim Nantz IS an opiate.

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David Hume — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 16:40:17 EDT

@crazyjoedavola: Augusta in April in HD.

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Weed Against Speed — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 16:40:17 EDT

The sensation he gets during the Masters is the closest Jim Nantz will ever be to feeling the effects of being under the influence of an opiate.

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ghostsoftheSCupcountry — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 16:40:02 EDT

@crazyjoedavola: What's the over on visible pollen in HD? 300 million per hour?

-Loves the South, especially in Fall and Winter

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UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 16:39:58 EDT

The bets have been placed on the Masters and not one dollar Tiger. No value in betting on Tiger.

Retief Goosen at 28-1 is a good bet.

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Detective Bunk — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 16:38:52 EDT

@Gourmet Spud: #3 is the best lock of the weekend, including Tiger for the win.

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Secret Identity — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 16:38:44 EDT

Golf courses make you wear collard shirts but don't serve collard greens?

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crazyjoedavola — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 16:38:01 EDT

Augusta in April in HD.

I hate the pretension of golf most of the time, but how can you get mad at a tournament that historical, and also has the good sense to forbid Chris Berman from working there.

I give them a +2, then subtract 1 for the whole negro and women thing.

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Paul Zuvella — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 16:36:45 EDT

ESPN and Tirico at Augusta covering the Thursday and Friday rounds - this week has probably been heaven for the female employees in Bristol.

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ghostsoftheSCupcountry — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 16:36:02 EDT

@Gourmet Spud: Harrington's my bet, solely to try to make some cash. I think it's Tiger's to lose though.

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Gourmet Spud — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 16:35:05 EDT

Seriously, I took:

1. Goosen to win.
2. J.B. Holmes as top rookie.
3. The over in how many pimento cheese sandwiches Phil eats. It's currently at 14.

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the earl of weaver — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 16:34:29 EDT

I hope someone replaces Sergio Garcia's ball with one of those trick, exploding golf balls. But instead of the ball exploding, Sergio does.

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SpandexEnthusiast — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 16:34:17 EDT

@DeepFriar:

Man who signs/massages tits vs. man who gets his tits massaged......

gonna be a tough call

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David Hume — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 16:33:38 EDT

The best part will be when Phil's publicist releases a story about how he didn't want anyone to know about how he gave that retarded boy that novelty giant check there on the 18th green.

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