<![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back - Deadspin Comments]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/deadspin.com.png <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back - Deadspin Comments]]> http://deadspin.com Tue, 13 May 2008 19:53:38 EDT Tue, 13 May 2008 19:53:38 EDT http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5680145 Looks like Berman is going to hit a slap shot.

kurt9988

]]> 11:377839:c5680145 Tue, 13 May 2008 19:53:38 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5123483 He can always hang out with Martha Burke.

I think she's baking cookies near Amen Corner

abbydoopop

]]> 11:377839:c5123483 Thu, 10 Apr 2008 11:42:18 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5118458 @Lady Andrea: weak.

StevePerryPsychOut

]]> 11:377839:c5118458 Thu, 10 Apr 2008 02:12:04 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5118457 Whooo! Go Mariners and whatever hockey teams are still playing!

PQ Crash

]]> 11:377839:c5118457 Thu, 10 Apr 2008 02:12:02 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5118449 @StevePerryPsychOut: fine, fine. I'm off to bed.

Lady Andrea

]]> 11:377839:c5118449 Thu, 10 Apr 2008 02:10:59 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5118444 @Lady Andrea: free tickets, free beer, only team in town this week.

StevePerryPsychOut

]]> 11:377839:c5118444 Thu, 10 Apr 2008 02:09:33 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5118439 @StevePerryPsychOut: fuck the Cubs. And if you're a Cubs fan, what were you doing at the White Sox game?

Lady Andrea

]]> 11:377839:c5118439 Thu, 10 Apr 2008 02:08:02 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5118432 I actually just got back from the White Sox game not that long ago...its fuckin' FREEZING up here (as you probably know). Suffice it to say that I'm loaded, and its been 2.5 hours since my last drink. I can't feel much of anything right now.

StevePerryPsychOut

]]> 11:377839:c5118432 Thu, 10 Apr 2008 02:06:34 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5118426 @Lady Andrea: whooo! Go Cubs!

StevePerryPsychOut

]]> 11:377839:c5118426 Thu, 10 Apr 2008 02:05:40 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5118422 I'm here. Go Cards and Avs!!!!

Lady Andrea

]]> 11:377839:c5118422 Thu, 10 Apr 2008 02:05:15 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5118404 @StevePerryPsychOut: clear, unanimous NO. Ok then.

StevePerryPsychOut

]]> 11:377839:c5118404 Thu, 10 Apr 2008 02:01:07 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5118335 wooooooooooooo!

is anybody still here?

StevePerryPsychOut

]]> 11:377839:c5118335 Thu, 10 Apr 2008 01:50:24 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5118248 @PQ Crash: It's like the offspring of a Klingon and a Yeti who was forced to live in its Mom's basement with nothing but issues of Soldier of Fortune and E3.

TattooedMess(iah)

]]> 11:377839:c5118248 Thu, 10 Apr 2008 01:37:38 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5118203 @notthequarterback: That game was INCREDIBLE.

Lizabelle

]]> 11:377839:c5118203 Thu, 10 Apr 2008 01:30:00 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5118193 So I just came out, tearfully, and somewhat angrily, to my floor as depressed. That was cool.

Rock You Like An Iracane

]]> 11:377839:c5118193 Thu, 10 Apr 2008 01:27:36 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5118185 Sometimes, Digg goes horribly wrong...

Nightmare fuel

PQ Crash

]]> 11:377839:c5118185 Thu, 10 Apr 2008 01:26:03 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5118168 @Athletic Supporter v0.42beta: Supergroup? Two words for you friend: Damn. Yankees.

I kid, I kid.

@Lizabelle: I'm here, young lady. After 15 innings of Cubs excitement, we came away with a win so I'm happy! (and drunk.) how goes it?

notthequarterback

]]> 11:377839:c5118168 Thu, 10 Apr 2008 01:22:28 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5118156 @Athletic Supporter v0.42beta: True enough, but most of my friends have probably never even heard of them. Sad, sad news.

@PQ Crash: That was my first thought, but I didn't want to give any one band controlling stake in the action. I'd be more than willing to let it slide.

TattooedMess(iah)

]]> 11:377839:c5118156 Thu, 10 Apr 2008 01:20:10 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5118145 @Athletic Supporter v0.42beta: Yeah, I just scarfed a PB and J, a stick of cheddar cheese, and a chicken dog (not warm)

@PQ Crash: Jealous of the drunk.

Lizabelle

]]> 11:377839:c5118145 Thu, 10 Apr 2008 01:18:34 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5118121 @Athletic Supporter v0.42beta: Lucky bastard.

@Lizabelle: I'm still here, drunk, but still here.

@TattooedMess(iah): Ah, Jeff Ament would be the proper bassist for that group.

PQ Crash

]]> 11:377839:c5118121 Thu, 10 Apr 2008 01:15:19 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5118117 @Lizabelle: I worked a bunch, and I'm damn near braindead right now.

@TattooedMess(iah): I think Temple of the Dog was a pretty damned good supergroup.

Athletic Supporter v0.42beta

]]> 11:377839:c5118117 Thu, 10 Apr 2008 01:15:00 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5118097 @Athletic Supporter v0.42beta: Excellent. I worked 11 hours today and am still all freakin' wound up.

Lizabelle

]]> 11:377839:c5118097 Thu, 10 Apr 2008 01:12:09 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5118096 @Athletic Supporter v0.42beta: 1. I'm jealous you got to see him from what I've heard from those who've been to PJ shows.
2. Can't we just create one Super Seattle Mega Band? I mean, it couldn't go any worse than the Scott Ian, Sebastian Bach, Jason Bonham, Evan Seinfeld, Ted Nugent fiasco that was Damnocracy. Imagine getting Dave Grohl, Chris Cornell, Jerry Cantrell, Eddie Vedder and the bassist of your choice. I'd need new pants.
3. Right there with you.

TattooedMess(iah)

]]> 11:377839:c5118096 Thu, 10 Apr 2008 01:12:03 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5118091 @Lizabelle: me

Athletic Supporter v0.42beta

]]> 11:377839:c5118091 Thu, 10 Apr 2008 01:10:52 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5118086 Who's still up?

Lizabelle

]]> 11:377839:c5118086 Thu, 10 Apr 2008 01:10:10 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5118069 @PQ Crash: @TattooedMess(iah): I'm half afraid that we're going to get Cornell singing over the beat from "Promiscuous". And that would be wrong in so many ways.

And on that note, I bid thee good night.

Le Légende de Vincent Tremblay

]]> 11:377839:c5118069 Thu, 10 Apr 2008 01:08:00 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5118049 State of the music industry:

Saw Ed Vedder on monday and tuesday night. Awesome show, but I had to go to hippietown (bezerkley) to do so.

I like Soundgarden, but they gave up Cameron and can't have him back!

And I hate American Idol.

Athletic Supporter v0.42beta

]]> 11:377839:c5118049 Thu, 10 Apr 2008 01:03:50 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5118039 While I get ready for my post on music. I'll just say the torch run today in SF was magical.... and even was liveblogged.

[www.mercurynews.com]

Evidently they just totally fucked the protesters and ran a completely different route through the city.

Athletic Supporter v0.42beta

]]> 11:377839:c5118039 Thu, 10 Apr 2008 01:01:59 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5118018 @Athletic Supporter v0.42beta: Hello! You've walked into a "State of the Music Industry" discussion. Your 2 cents?

TattooedMess(iah)

]]> 11:377839:c5118018 Thu, 10 Apr 2008 00:58:00 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5118009 @Le Légende de Vincent Tremblay: Hell, if Rage can get back together then Soundgarden should be able to do the same thing. I agree with you on Chris, too. Amazingly powerful voice, and with more soul than 99% of the people at the top of the industry these days.

TattooedMess(iah)

]]> 11:377839:c5118009 Thu, 10 Apr 2008 00:56:26 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5118005 Hello all!

Athletic Supporter v0.42beta

]]> 11:377839:c5118005 Thu, 10 Apr 2008 00:55:02 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5118004 @Le Légende de Vincent Tremblay: Yup. I want this again:

+ Watch video

PQ Crash

]]> 11:377839:c5118004 Thu, 10 Apr 2008 00:54:43 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5117981 You kids these days, with your baggy pants and your hip-hop music...

44 in a Row

]]> 11:377839:c5117981 Thu, 10 Apr 2008 00:50:14 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5117974 @TattooedMess(iah): See, that's Chris in his element: wailing blue-eyed soul over acoustic guitar. Give me 50 minutes of that, and I'll roll over the play count in iTunes.

Fuck this Timbaland shit. Drag Thayil out of whatever cave he's been hiding in, borrow Cameron during Pearl Jam's next down time, find a bassist who isn't as crazy as Ben Shepherd, and throw down a fresh Soundgarden album.

Le Légende de Vincent Tremblay

]]> 11:377839:c5117974 Thu, 10 Apr 2008 00:49:27 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5117960 @TattooedMess(iah): Agreed. In Search Of... is in my top-ten list of favorite albums. Fly or Die was mediocre though.

PQ Crash

]]> 11:377839:c5117960 Thu, 10 Apr 2008 00:46:42 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5117928 @PQ Crash: As long as it stays true to the NERD formula instead of veering off onto the Pharell solo project sadness, it should be musical goodness.

TattooedMess(iah)

]]> 11:377839:c5117928 Thu, 10 Apr 2008 00:41:00 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5117921 @Le Légende de Vincent Tremblay: Fuck it, I give up.

PQ Crash

]]> 11:377839:c5117921 Thu, 10 Apr 2008 00:40:32 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5117913 @Le Légende de Vincent Tremblay: Don't be too worried. Chris can pull off just about anything, as evidenced by this:

+ Watch video

TattooedMess(iah)

]]> 11:377839:c5117913 Thu, 10 Apr 2008 00:38:38 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5117908 @TattooedMess(iah): I didn't know that. Granted, I don't pay too much attention to hip-hop now. Although I'm excited for the new N*E*R*D album.

PQ Crash

]]> 11:377839:c5117908 Thu, 10 Apr 2008 00:37:35 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5117902 @I Party With Hansen: OOOOoooOOOooo...

TattooedMess(iah)

]]> 11:377839:c5117902 Thu, 10 Apr 2008 00:37:09 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5117883 @PQ Crash: Timbaland producing Chris Cornell's next solo project? Scares the bejeezus out of me.

Le Légende de Vincent Tremblay

]]> 11:377839:c5117883 Thu, 10 Apr 2008 00:33:11 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5117879 @TattooedMess(iah): Help, I see a Beatle, cool out that's only Ringo....

I Party With 33765-183

]]> 11:377839:c5117879 Thu, 10 Apr 2008 00:32:45 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5117876 OH. FUCK. YES.

The initial Bumbershoot line-up was released today:

Beck, Stone Temple Pilots, Lucinda Williams, Neko Case, Ingrid Michaelson, Del Tha Funky Homosapien, Jakob Dylan, Lee "Scratch" Perry, M. Ward and Saul Williams.

[www.bumbershoot.org]

PQ Crash

]]> 11:377839:c5117876 Thu, 10 Apr 2008 00:32:14 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5117870 @PQ Crash: Especially since he just left the goddamn click track in a song of his recently and called it part of the beat. It's the fucking click from a digital workstation, not a part of a drum beat you lazy fucker.

Obviously, Magoo was the talented one.

TattooedMess(iah)

]]> 11:377839:c5117870 Thu, 10 Apr 2008 00:30:40 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5117866 Back in the day, by the way, Nelly Furtado had an amazing band. I saw her back in 2000 or so at Irving Plaza, and... she didn't sound so good, I have to say, but her band was phenomenal.

44 in a Row

]]> 11:377839:c5117866 Thu, 10 Apr 2008 00:29:45 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5117861 @Secret Identity: Night!

I, too, am peacing out. I'm going to freeze my ass off tomorrow afternoon at Coors, hopefully.

Le Kangourou de Kataroo bites her thumb in your general direction

]]> 11:377839:c5117861 Thu, 10 Apr 2008 00:28:55 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5117860 @Le Kangourou de Kataroo is just a sexy breath of fresh sexu...: Timbaland circa 1999? Decent. Timbaland now? Fucking horrible.

PQ Crash

]]> 11:377839:c5117860 Thu, 10 Apr 2008 00:28:44 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5117859 @Secret Identity: Those public indecency and lewd act charges are a sumbitch, huh? All kidding aside, take 'er easy.

TattooedMess(iah)

]]> 11:377839:c5117859 Thu, 10 Apr 2008 00:28:43 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5117858 If I asked a 14-year-old girl to "move her body like a nympho," I'd get greeted by Chris Hansen.

Does anyone want to try it to double-check?

44 in a Row

]]> 11:377839:c5117858 Thu, 10 Apr 2008 00:28:40 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5117854 Alright, I'm exhausted and have to go to court in the morning. Night DUAN.

Secret Identity

]]> 11:377839:c5117854 Thu, 10 Apr 2008 00:27:23 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5117849 @I Party With Hansen: Perhaps. No Bill Raftery, though. Or Gus.

She Blinded Me With Violence

]]> 11:377839:c5117849 Thu, 10 Apr 2008 00:26:52 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5117840 @Secret Identity: If I asked a 14-year-old girl to "move her body like a nympho," I'd get greeted by Chris Hansen.

Kidding aside, I agree that she's made a hypocrisy out of her career. But asking a pop star to have any moral responsibility died a long time ago.

PQ Crash

]]> 11:377839:c5117840 Thu, 10 Apr 2008 00:25:33 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5117834 @TattooedMess(iah): my grammy still calls me her baby giraffe for good cause. i have trophies for my poise and grace, dammit! and yet i'm still totally awkward most of the time.

'tis good though. keeps me normal(ish).

@PQ Crash: I love me some Timbaland. Even if he does make me think of ugly heeled hiking boots.

Le Kangourou de Kataroo bites her thumb in your general direction

]]> 11:377839:c5117834 Thu, 10 Apr 2008 00:24:54 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5117819 @Secret Identity: the best parody of a pop star/bad role model is Cora Colman in "Music and Lyrics." The BEST fake pop song since "Calculus (U+Me= Us)" by 2ge+her is "Buddha's Delight." Her other "single"? "Entering Bootytown". Lyrics: "Entering bootytown... so shake that booty round. 'cuz the booty is the way into his heaaaaart."

Le Kangourou de Kataroo bites her thumb in your general direction

]]> 11:377839:c5117819 Thu, 10 Apr 2008 00:23:00 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5117817 Evening Duan.

NHL Playoffs > NCAA Tournament.

I could just still be pissed about all the teams I had money on getting ousted in the first round, though.

I Party With 33765-183

]]> 11:377839:c5117817 Thu, 10 Apr 2008 00:22:55 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5117813 @Le Kangourou de Kataroo is just a sexy breath of fresh sexu...: Her daddy's got the shotgun, hunting riffle, and compound bow ready. So does her older step brother. They're both beautiful little girls, only one of them realizes it though.

And I think I just came out of my awkward stage not too long ago, but I still have my moments.

TattooedMess(iah)

]]> 11:377839:c5117813 Thu, 10 Apr 2008 00:22:35 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5117794 @Le Légende de Vincent Tremblay: At least David Bowie has worked with brilliant muscians: Iggy Pop, Trent Reznor, Tina Turner, etc. Furtado has...Timbaland?

PQ Crash

]]> 11:377839:c5117794 Thu, 10 Apr 2008 00:20:13 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5117791 @Secret Identity: And point them to Gwen when she was in No Doubt. Not completely skinny-mini but very hot still. That's when I fell for her.

TattooedMess(iah)

]]> 11:377839:c5117791 Thu, 10 Apr 2008 00:20:07 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5117788 @Le Légende de Vincent Tremblay: So then what will be the "Little Drummer Boy" duet with Bing Crosby phase of her career?

She Blinded Me With Violence

]]> 11:377839:c5117788 Thu, 10 Apr 2008 00:19:40 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5117779 @TattooedMess(iah): got your shotgun ready? that's how i feel 'bout this girl. luckily she's oblivious to how gorgeous she is.

seriously, my awkward stage was like 8 years long. where are these kids' awkward stages?!

Le Kangourou de Kataroo bites her thumb in your general direction

]]> 11:377839:c5117779 Thu, 10 Apr 2008 00:19:13 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5117777 @Le Kangourou de Kataroo is just a sexy breath of fresh sexu...: I thought it was Gap owned? But same difference, if not worse. If the young'ns only knew...

TattooedMess(iah)

]]> 11:377839:c5117777 Thu, 10 Apr 2008 00:18:59 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5117774 @Le Kangourou de Kataroo is just a sexy breath of fresh sexu...:

You can tell them that the boys think Fergie looks like a tranny. Gwen, well, Gwen's cute.

@PQ Crash: So she sold out. At least admit it. Try to explain to some 14 year old girl how you went from telling girls to be strong and be themselves to singing "move your body around like a nympho".

Secret Identity

]]> 11:377839:c5117774 Thu, 10 Apr 2008 00:18:35 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5117759 @Le Kangourou de Kataroo is just a sexy breath of fresh sexu...: As someone with two female cousins around that age, I second your opinion. The older one is brunette and the younger one is blonde (the opposite of my mom and her sister, who is the mother). The blonde one already knows she's gonna be heartbreaker though. It's priceless.

TattooedMess(iah)

]]> 11:377839:c5117759 Thu, 10 Apr 2008 00:17:14 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5117750 @The Dulcet Tones Of Jim Nantz: oh please. It's sooooo original to shop at (Abercrombie owned) hot topic and not have anyone understand the pain you have deep within.

Le Kangourou de Kataroo bites her thumb in your general direction

]]> 11:377839:c5117750 Thu, 10 Apr 2008 00:16:00 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5117744 @PQ Crash: That was the David Bowie "Let's Dance" phase of her career.

Le Légende de Vincent Tremblay

]]> 11:377839:c5117744 Thu, 10 Apr 2008 00:15:11 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5117734 @Secret Identity: She probably just didn't want to conform to her non-conformity.

She Blinded Me With Violence

]]> 11:377839:c5117734 Thu, 10 Apr 2008 00:13:45 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5117731 @Le Kangourou de Kataroo is just a sexy breath of fresh sexu...: That girl need some new friends, and her mom needs to be slapped Ike Turner style.

Bed Bath and Jihad

]]> 11:377839:c5117731 Thu, 10 Apr 2008 00:13:16 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5117722 @notthequarterback: I could stick to Bass Ale for the rest of my life.

@Secret Identity: Well, after her second album tanked, she probably needed the cash.

PQ Crash

]]> 11:377839:c5117722 Thu, 10 Apr 2008 00:11:37 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5117721 @Secret Identity: last week i had a long talk with the 10 year old i watch about eating disorders and why, despite what her friends say, she does NOT need to watch what she eats or worry about how much she weighs. She's 10, and all gangly anyways. I really don't think it helps that so much marketed to her today (Bratz dolls, MyScene barbies) are all based on appearance. I mean, at least Barbie was a doctor and a firefighter and a McDonald's worker and a vet. Her favorite artists are Gwen Stefani and Fergie. Who only sing about how awesome they are and how all the boys want them.

Whoa there soapbox, when did I climb up here? Sorry y'all.

Le Kangourou de Kataroo bites her thumb in your general direction

]]> 11:377839:c5117721 Thu, 10 Apr 2008 00:11:32 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5117720 @Secret Identity: So the video guys have been complaining that the place is a mess when they come in every morning, eh?

Sakic in overtime.

Le Légende de Vincent Tremblay

]]> 11:377839:c5117720 Thu, 10 Apr 2008 00:11:29 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5117706 @StevieY19:

Better Tucker and McCabe than Richard Peddie and the general manager formerly known as John Ferguson Jr.

Andrew Raycroft, however, has a night job as the janitor for the video office.

Secret Identity

]]> 11:377839:c5117706 Thu, 10 Apr 2008 00:09:43 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5117675 Evening Duan, just finished watching the Suns put a beat-down on the Spurs. That is all.

Bed Bath and Jihad

]]> 11:377839:c5117675 Thu, 10 Apr 2008 00:05:57 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5117668 @Le Kangourou de Kataroo is just a sexy breath of fresh sexu...:

I have a friend who is a music reviewer for a sorta-underground but popular Canadian entertainment newspaper.

After Nelly Furtado came out with "Loose", my friend asked her during an interview how it felt to let down all the girls who looked up to the Nelly Furtado who used to write songs about how girls shouldn't conform to the standards of mainstream media and should just be themselves.

That was the end of that interview.

Secret Identity

]]> 11:377839:c5117668 Thu, 10 Apr 2008 00:05:17 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5117664 @PQ Crash: Bass is such gud shit too. Enjoy.

notthequarterback

]]> 11:377839:c5117664 Thu, 10 Apr 2008 00:05:02 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5117646 @The Dulcet Tones Of Jim Nantz: Wade Redden got his ass kicked by Ryan Whitney. Pantsed doesn't begin to describe Ottawa's team effort. That late-third chipiness was just a temper tantrum by a team got done to them what they did to the Pens in Game 1 last year.

Game 2 is gonna be fuuunnnn!

Le Légende de Vincent Tremblay

]]> 11:377839:c5117646 Thu, 10 Apr 2008 00:04:01 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5117644 @TattooedMess(iah): Wish I could help ya, but I have no idea.

Now, I'm gone.

My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH

]]> 11:377839:c5117644 Thu, 10 Apr 2008 00:03:43 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5117635 @Secret Identity: you can do the same thing w/o plastic surgery if you're damaged enough

Le Kangourou de Kataroo bites her thumb in your general direction

]]> 11:377839:c5117635 Thu, 10 Apr 2008 00:02:22 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5117634 Night, DUAN.

My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH

]]> 11:377839:c5117634 Thu, 10 Apr 2008 00:02:17 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5117624 @Le Légende de Vincent Tremblay: Senators got pantsed as a team. Listless performance, apart from all the scraps late in the game.

She Blinded Me With Violence

]]> 11:377839:c5117624 Thu, 10 Apr 2008 00:00:29 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5117623 Night all who are still around

UkraineNotWeak

]]> 11:377839:c5117623 Thu, 10 Apr 2008 00:00:15 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5117607 @Le Kangourou de Kataroo is just a sexy breath of fresh sexu...:

See girls? Get a shitload of plastic surgery and you too can marry an eyeliner-wearing suicide-attempting rich and famous emo guitarist!

Secret Identity

]]> 11:377839:c5117607 Wed, 09 Apr 2008 23:58:36 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5117598 @Le Kangourou de Kataroo is just a sexy breath of fresh sexu...: I never thought he'd get over Peyton Sawyer breaking his heart.

/shut up, Sophia Bush and Hilarie Burton are rediculously hot.

Dr. Michael Mancini

]]> 11:377839:c5117598 Wed, 09 Apr 2008 23:57:57 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5117590 I won't lie. I think they're adorable in their twin-ness.

And, as a little sister who spent most her life in her sister's shadow, I empathize with Ashlee. Minus the nose job. And the lipsynching on national live tv.

Le Kangourou de Kataroo bites her thumb in your general direction

]]> 11:377839:c5117590 Wed, 09 Apr 2008 23:57:14 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5117582 FSN Pittsburgh is replaying the Pens/Sens game. As bad as Mike Commodore looked live, he looks worse in the replays. Evgeni Malkin totally pantsed him on Sykora's 2-on-1 goal.

Le Légende de Vincent Tremblay

]]> 11:377839:c5117582 Wed, 09 Apr 2008 23:56:21 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5117563 I feel fortunate that I do not know who the flying fudge Pete Wentz is.

She Blinded Me With Violence

]]> 11:377839:c5117563 Wed, 09 Apr 2008 23:54:18 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5117558 @Le Kangourou de Kataroo is just a sexy breath of fresh sexu...: That calls for a celebration. Now where's my arm-cuttin' knife...

Le Légende de Vincent Tremblay

]]> 11:377839:c5117558 Wed, 09 Apr 2008 23:53:52 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5117545 @Le Kangourou de Kataroo is just a sexy breath of fresh sexu...: Who's going to wear the gown? Both of them?

josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you

]]> 11:377839:c5117545 Wed, 09 Apr 2008 23:52:18 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5117544 @Le Kangourou de Kataroo is just a sexy breath of fresh sexu...: I hope that they dance to this song at their wedding:

+ Watch video

PQ Crash

]]> 11:377839:c5117544 Wed, 09 Apr 2008 23:52:17 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5117541 @Le Kangourou de Kataroo is just a sexy breath of fresh sexu...: Those lovebirds? This one's gonna stand the test of time!

/sarcasm is delicious

TattooedMess(iah)

]]> 11:377839:c5117541 Wed, 09 Apr 2008 23:51:37 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5117528 @notthequarterback: I just cracked open number three. I don't feel like being productive at work tomorrow.

@Secret Identity: Toronto, the city, kicks ass. I was up there a few years ago and I was impressed at how clean it was. Granted, it was at the end of February and cold as hell; perhaps nobody went outside to fuck it up...

PQ Crash

]]> 11:377839:c5117528 Wed, 09 Apr 2008 23:50:47 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5117521 @notthequarterback: a nice buzz going so I'll savor. Perhaps it's time to cut myself off. Sheesh.

notthequarterback

]]> 11:377839:c5117521 Wed, 09 Apr 2008 23:50:18 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5117520 BREAKING NEWS: Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz engaged.

Emo kids everywhere are shedding tears, more so than usual.

Le Kangourou de Kataroo bites her thumb in your general direction

]]> 11:377839:c5117520 Wed, 09 Apr 2008 23:50:10 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5117518 @notthequarterback: It's not so bad. Well it is, but it could be far worse.

@josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you: No matter how many times you tell that guy, every time Paris calls he's right over there. It's like he being pulled into some sort of singularity, a large gaping hole in space from which matter never escapes.

Night all.

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner

]]> 11:377839:c5117518 Wed, 09 Apr 2008 23:49:53 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5117510 @Secret Identity: You mean it's not Tucker and McCabe on the other end of that phone?

StevieY19

]]> 11:377839:c5117510 Wed, 09 Apr 2008 23:49:32 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5117507 @My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZ...: I don't have a torrent downloader or the desire to download one, so I'm having a hell of a time finding a version of Blue Eyes Meets Bed-Stuy I can download. Any ideas?

TattooedMess(iah)

]]> 11:377839:c5117507 Wed, 09 Apr 2008 23:49:16 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5117502 @Peter Cavan: I am on-record, though maybe not here (now, though...), that Aaron Rodgers will make the '09 Pro Bowl. Mark it.

FEAR THE STACHE.

josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you

]]> 11:377839:c5117502 Wed, 09 Apr 2008 23:48:53 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5117487 @Secret Identity: the canadian speaketh, so it must be true.

Le Kangourou de Kataroo bites her thumb in your general direction

]]> 11:377839:c5117487 Wed, 09 Apr 2008 23:47:48 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5117482 Oh shit, that is Katherine Heigl in Under Siege 2.

My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH

]]> 11:377839:c5117482 Wed, 09 Apr 2008 23:47:00 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5117449 @StevieY19:

Toronto the city is a lot smarter than Toronto the hockey team.

Secret Identity

]]> 11:377839:c5117449 Wed, 09 Apr 2008 23:43:44 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5117419 @Secret Identity: If you would kindly point me in the direction of a TV station that I get on Dish Network which is showing NHL hockey, I would be thrilled.

@Peter Cavan: I'm not sure what I want for the Packers....but I wish he would disappear in the clutch of Peter King and John Madden for at least 5 years before I have to hear about him again.

@PQ Crash: Excellent - I only have enough cheap vodka and OJ left for another strong one but I have a nice buzz going to I'll savor.

@Le Légende de Vincent Tremblay: Probably all for the best. And really? Stephane Yelle is still in the league??

notthequarterback

]]> 11:377839:c5117419 Wed, 09 Apr 2008 23:40:40 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5117414 I love that they go to Toronto for the replays. Seems strange to me. Did they just get stumped one day and figured Toronto would know what to do?

StevieY19

]]> 11:377839:c5117414 Wed, 09 Apr 2008 23:40:31 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5117406 I'll admit it: Hockey in HD is fucking brilliant. I'll need to remember to start watching it at the start of next season.

PQ Crash

]]> 11:377839:c5117406 Wed, 09 Apr 2008 23:39:38 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5117366 @Le Légende de Vincent Tremblay: It's a goal.

Le Légende de Vincent Tremblay

]]> 11:377839:c5117366 Wed, 09 Apr 2008 23:35:56 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5117364 YEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH

]]> 11:377839:c5117364 Wed, 09 Apr 2008 23:35:43 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5117360 @notthequarterback: Man, I was parked across the river from that, and when I saw that it was still going, I contemplated walking over.

Then I came to my senses. Why ruin the good mood.

Ooh, close play in San Jose. Iginla drives the net, undressing Brian Campbell in the process, and Stephane Yelle scores on the rebound simultaneously with Iggy knocking the net off the moorings. They're taking forever with the replay.

Le Légende de Vincent Tremblay

]]> 11:377839:c5117360 Wed, 09 Apr 2008 23:35:12 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5117354 Please let that be a goal.

My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH

]]> 11:377839:c5117354 Wed, 09 Apr 2008 23:34:30 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5117352 @notthequarterback: I've got a sixer of Bass Ale. I have no intentions of leaving it unfinished tonight.

PQ Crash

]]> 11:377839:c5117352 Wed, 09 Apr 2008 23:34:23 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5117348 @josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance...: Only 6 unknown? I figured he'd get more just from visiting the snow monkeys.

White Speed Receiver

]]> 11:377839:c5117348 Wed, 09 Apr 2008 23:34:02 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5117344 @notthequarterback: I'd suggest we have him "taken care of" but then the media coverage would be even more insufferable. Let's hope the Packers make the playoffs without him.

Peter Cavan

]]> 11:377839:c5117344 Wed, 09 Apr 2008 23:33:35 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5117325 @josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance...:

Those records were suppose to be sealed.

UkraineNotWeak

]]> 11:377839:c5117325 Wed, 09 Apr 2008 23:31:20 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5117322 How can any of you be watching baseball? It's PLAYOFF HOCKEY TIME!

Secret Identity

]]> 11:377839:c5117322 Wed, 09 Apr 2008 23:31:14 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5117321 @MustacheofMilesTarver: No goal for you, Smith. Now learn how to spell your last name properly.

@Le Légende de Vincent Tremblay: I think we may have both. I'd like to watch both, but that just isn't happening tonight.

White Speed Receiver

]]> 11:377839:c5117321 Wed, 09 Apr 2008 23:31:03 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5117315 @Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner: It's true, though. UkraineNotWeak has tested positive for 106 venereal diseases, six of which have not previously been found in humans.

josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you

]]> 11:377839:c5117315 Wed, 09 Apr 2008 23:30:29 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5117303 @White Speed Receiver: Aw, man, I got Sharks/Flames. Dion Phaneuf is pissing people off. I know, shocker.

Le Légende de Vincent Tremblay

]]> 11:377839:c5117303 Wed, 09 Apr 2008 23:29:27 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5117301 @UkraineNotWeak: Or their Pimp.

/ducks wrath of any lurking Ladies...

She Blinded Me With Violence

]]> 11:377839:c5117301 Wed, 09 Apr 2008 23:29:07 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5117300 BACKSTROM!

MustacheofMilesTarver

]]> 11:377839:c5117300 Wed, 09 Apr 2008 23:28:58 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5117295 @PQ Crash: Sad, ain't it. BTW, drinking screwdrivers tonight if you were gonna be pounding. Had to run today so I had to be good last night. Sad panda.

@Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner: Sorry to hear that.

CUBS WINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

notthequarterback

]]> 11:377839:c5117295 Wed, 09 Apr 2008 23:28:35 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5117277 I come to Deadspin, and the Analmunch get a penalty shot? This might be a short night for me, DU!AN...

White Speed Receiver

]]> 11:377839:c5117277 Wed, 09 Apr 2008 23:27:08 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5117274 @josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance...: That should be entertaining if for no other reason Metsy taking a pic of a stuffed penguin with the caption "UNW you ignorant slut".

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner

]]> 11:377839:c5117274 Wed, 09 Apr 2008 23:26:55 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5117272 @josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance...: I've met some of the Ladies... I could be a kept man if they're looking for someone to do the job.

Le Légende de Vincent Tremblay

]]> 11:377839:c5117272 Wed, 09 Apr 2008 23:26:51 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5117265 Penalty shot?!

MustacheofMilesTarver

]]> 11:377839:c5117265 Wed, 09 Apr 2008 23:26:08 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5117264 @josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance...:

I could be their Gimp.

UkraineNotWeak

]]> 11:377839:c5117264 Wed, 09 Apr 2008 23:26:06 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5117259 @notthequarterback: That bastard is getting career advice from Roger Clemens now...

PQ Crash

]]> 11:377839:c5117259 Wed, 09 Apr 2008 23:25:25 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5117251 @UkraineNotWeak: You could be the counterpoint that they keep chained in an alcove -- not even a closet; an alcove! -- but allow to fire the occasional dart at their happy ovarian balloons of lust.

josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you

]]> 11:377839:c5117251 Wed, 09 Apr 2008 23:25:09 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5117246 What the fuck is going on with Youtube now?

My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH

]]> 11:377839:c5117246 Wed, 09 Apr 2008 23:24:53 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5117235 @notthequarterback: There abouts.

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner

]]> 11:377839:c5117235 Wed, 09 Apr 2008 23:24:12 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5117228 @PeteJayhawk: If he has enough Xanax and/or Paxil in his system, he'll be fine. Lt. Winslow will vouch for that, I'm sure.

@Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner: So you must be closer to Kokomo than Indy if that's the case, no?

Finally...[sports.yahoo.com]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

notthequarterback

]]> 11:377839:c5117228 Wed, 09 Apr 2008 23:23:07 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5117226 good night gang - it appears the puppy isn't feeling well again so I'll be pulling downstairs duty with him, here's to having an accident free night and a solid night of couch sleep.

pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at

]]> 11:377839:c5117226 Wed, 09 Apr 2008 23:22:44 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5117197 @notthequarterback: No, I'm pretty well north of there, it'd take a solid two hours to get to Greenwood from here.

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner

]]> 11:377839:c5117197 Wed, 09 Apr 2008 23:19:41 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5117193 @josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance...:

Maybe I'll tryout for The Ladies. Someone has to take on the vaginarchy.

UkraineNotWeak

]]> 11:377839:c5117193 Wed, 09 Apr 2008 23:19:23 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5117188 @josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance...: Yeah that column is about his writing "skills." I thought about mailing it to him today too, but figured that wasn't very professional.

Camp Tiger Claw

]]> 11:377839:c5117188 Wed, 09 Apr 2008 23:19:12 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5117184 WTF, why is John Goodman interviewing Zack Greinke?

Also...WTF? You know the kid has anxiety issues? Maybe don't jam a microphone in his grill and ask him to justify every pitch he made?

PeteJayhawk

]]> 11:377839:c5117184 Wed, 09 Apr 2008 23:18:58 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5117182 @josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance...: Outstanding.

notthequarterback

]]> 11:377839:c5117182 Wed, 09 Apr 2008 23:18:44 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5117171 @josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance...: She should. They could use some good gals over there. Women be crazy, yo.

PeteJayhawk

]]> 11:377839:c5117171 Wed, 09 Apr 2008 23:18:03 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5117168 @Le Légende de Vincent Tremblay: Apparently the Tigers won, which I understand is something new.

She Blinded Me With Violence

]]> 11:377839:c5117168 Wed, 09 Apr 2008 23:17:43 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5117167 @notthequarterback: R. Kelly fan?

josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you

]]> 11:377839:c5117167 Wed, 09 Apr 2008 23:17:38 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5117163 @Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner: It's different this year, man. Just. Different.

What part of Indy are you in, anyway? Anywhere near Greenwood?

notthequarterback

]]> 11:377839:c5117163 Wed, 09 Apr 2008 23:17:07 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5117146 @Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner: Holy shit, give the guy 15 innings and he comes through.

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner

]]> 11:377839:c5117146 Wed, 09 Apr 2008 23:15:34 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5117143 Peeeeeeeeeeeeee-YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

notthequarterback

]]> 11:377839:c5117143 Wed, 09 Apr 2008 23:15:22 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5117138 @Le Kangourou de Kataroo is just a sexy breath of fresh sexu...: You trying out for Ladies...?

josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you

]]> 11:377839:c5117138 Wed, 09 Apr 2008 23:14:59 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5117133 @notthequarterback: No, you kinda had to expect it. Sort of like Pie grounding out to first here.

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner

]]> 11:377839:c5117133 Wed, 09 Apr 2008 23:14:32 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5117129 @Camp Tiger Claw: TJ writs for Sporting News, so he might zing you journalistically, too. & I, for one, would approve that Old Media/New Media Cold War coming to a boil in a struggle between Sporting News & Walk-off Walk. Especially if Iracane dropped 'em the ban.

josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you

]]> 11:377839:c5117129 Wed, 09 Apr 2008 23:14:18 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5117107 @Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner: I am going to be slobbering and passed-out drunk by the time this one ends. I wasn't even surprised by the Laroche bomb.

notthequarterback

]]> 11:377839:c5117107 Wed, 09 Apr 2008 23:12:40 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5117106 This Cubs game has to end at some point, right?

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner

]]> 11:377839:c5117106 Wed, 09 Apr 2008 23:12:31 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5117095 I would like to see who wins in a flop-off between Vlade Divac, Manu Ginobili, and Cristiano Ronaldo.

My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH

]]> 11:377839:c5117095 Wed, 09 Apr 2008 23:11:23 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5117083 Home from the beatdown. Gary Roberts with the rare triple-minor at the end of the game, which was nice. So what else is new?

Le Légende de Vincent Tremblay

]]> 11:377839:c5117083 Wed, 09 Apr 2008 23:10:19 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5117075 Even after taking an hour nap today, my body still refuses to stay awake. Night folks.

The Boy Wonder

]]> 11:377839:c5117075 Wed, 09 Apr 2008 23:09:51 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5117058 @Camp Tiger Claw: the fucker still owes me for the heart attacks over the past few seasons

pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at

]]> 11:377839:c5117058 Wed, 09 Apr 2008 23:07:57 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5117032 Brad Hawpe, have my babies. Pretty please. Let's arrange this. I promise I won't distract from your ball playing duties.

*drool*

Le Kangourou de Kataroo bites her thumb in your general direction

]]> 11:377839:c5117032 Wed, 09 Apr 2008 23:05:46 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5117031 Wild tie it up! Must go now. Must...watch...hockey! 'Night all!

Cinnamon Girl

]]> 11:377839:c5117031 Wed, 09 Apr 2008 23:05:43 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5117020 @PeteJayhawk: a man can dream...a man can dream...

pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at

]]> 11:377839:c5117020 Wed, 09 Apr 2008 23:04:23 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5117016 Todd Jones just got me back for this:

[www.walkoffwalk.com]

Touche, you old bastard. Touche.

Camp Tiger Claw

]]> 11:377839:c5117016 Wed, 09 Apr 2008 23:03:49 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5117007 @longefellowes: @Brazil Thrill-Gasm: Goodbye, friends.

She Blinded Me With Violence

]]> 11:377839:c5117007 Wed, 09 Apr 2008 23:02:51 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5117000 Wild score! Only down by 1! 16 minutes left! Oh, the stress. Oh the stress.

Cinnamon Girl

]]> 11:377839:c5117000 Wed, 09 Apr 2008 23:01:44 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5116994 @longefellowes: Nite.

And I'm getting my assets outta here too. Nite all.

Brazil Thrill

]]> 11:377839:c5116994 Wed, 09 Apr 2008 23:01:03 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5116985 FUCK!

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner

]]> 11:377839:c5116985 Wed, 09 Apr 2008 23:00:08 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5116980 Tigers win?! Wow. I'm all against the end of losing streaks. Yay!

Le Kangourou de Kataroo bites her thumb in your general direction

]]> 11:377839:c5116980 Wed, 09 Apr 2008 22:59:25 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5116976 Well, folks, I'm cashing in my chips. G'nite all!

longefellowes

]]> 11:377839:c5116976 Wed, 09 Apr 2008 22:58:57 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5116962 @Jerkwheat: Maybe someday they'll be as good as the Royals.

PeteJayhawk

]]> 11:377839:c5116962 Wed, 09 Apr 2008 22:57:05 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5116950 @Yostal: @Brazil Thrill-Gasm: YAY!!!!!

longefellowes

]]> 11:377839:c5116950 Wed, 09 Apr 2008 22:55:15 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5116947 @Yostal: @Brazil Thrill-Gasm: @UkraineNotWeak: at last, I can write a happy post for The Big Tilde

pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at

]]> 11:377839:c5116947 Wed, 09 Apr 2008 22:55:08 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5116940 @Brazil Thrill-Gasm: That's my motto as a Wild fan right now.

Cinnamon Girl

]]> 11:377839:c5116940 Wed, 09 Apr 2008 22:54:53 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5116938 The "Buckner Throwing Out the First Pitch at the Home Opener" curse has begun, as the Sox hand the Detroit Tigers their first win...

And, except for Friday (maybe PM rain), the Yankees series this weekend looks miserable--nothing like long delays at Fenway to really lighten one's mood

Fawn Liebowitz

]]> 11:377839:c5116938 Wed, 09 Apr 2008 22:54:46 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5116933 Nodded off for 15 minutes and the Tigers win.

UkraineNotWeak

]]> 11:377839:c5116933 Wed, 09 Apr 2008 22:54:33 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5116930 @Yostal: @Jerkwheat: See? Panic-schmanic.

Brazil Thrill

]]> 11:377839:c5116930 Wed, 09 Apr 2008 22:54:21 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5116926 TIGERS WIN!!!

TIGERS WIN!!!

pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at

]]> 11:377839:c5116926 Wed, 09 Apr 2008 22:53:46 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5116924 Our long national nightmare is over. Tigers 7, Red Sox 2.

Yostal

]]> 11:377839:c5116924 Wed, 09 Apr 2008 22:53:35 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5116923 @longefellowes: High tech version of Fuzzy Freddy...

See, now whenever you move on to sculpting miniature dudes in their skivvies, you already have the first one named.

She Blinded Me With Violence

]]> 11:377839:c5116923 Wed, 09 Apr 2008 22:53:29 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5116919 @Jerkwheat: He's a sucker if he doesn't.

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner

]]> 11:377839:c5116919 Wed, 09 Apr 2008 22:53:00 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5116913 @TattooedMess(iah): I cleverly placed mine where you can only see if I let you. Good luck with the family thing ... that can be great, and trying at the same time.

Cinnamon Girl

]]> 11:377839:c5116913 Wed, 09 Apr 2008 22:52:29 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5116911 load em up Jonesy - wouldn't want to make this easy or anything

pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at

]]> 11:377839:c5116911 Wed, 09 Apr 2008 22:52:24 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5116905 A-RAM!!! 2 run homer in the fucking 14th. Finally!

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner

]]> 11:377839:c5116905 Wed, 09 Apr 2008 22:51:59 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5116896 @Cinnamon Girl: That just gave me an idea. TM should make sure the photographer uses a digital camera. Then make a few dozen different prints, each with a 'shopped hair-do. The family can select whichever version pleases them most. High tech version of Fuzzy Freddy (or whatever the hell that iron-filing game thing was called).

longefellowes

]]> 11:377839:c5116896 Wed, 09 Apr 2008 22:51:25 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5116889 @Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner: been hammering it out for 6 years or so...

wonder if he gets visitation of the booty?

pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at

]]> 11:377839:c5116889 Wed, 09 Apr 2008 22:50:38 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5116875 @Jerkwheat: I bet that's one tricky pre-nup.

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner

]]> 11:377839:c5116875 Wed, 09 Apr 2008 22:49:41 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5116873 It is always good to feel regular, NESN broadcasters

pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at

]]> 11:377839:c5116873 Wed, 09 Apr 2008 22:49:31 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5116859 @TattooedMess(iah): Okay, late back to the party but ... shave it all off. If you're going down to a 2 anyway, what's the difference. It's respect for family, and a 20 year photo.

/back to catching up on comments

Cinnamon Girl

]]> 11:377839:c5116859 Wed, 09 Apr 2008 22:48:13 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5116852 @longefellowes: But he'd wake you up in the morning and materialize a fresh, piping hot Burger King breakfast before happy fun time.

Actually, you're right, that'd be kinda creepy.

Brazil Thrill

]]> 11:377839:c5116852 Wed, 09 Apr 2008 22:47:52 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5116842 TO HELL WITH THE PLAYOFFS, STEPHEN A., WHERE THE HELL ARE MY CHEEZ DOODLES?!!!

My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH

]]> 11:377839:c5116842 Wed, 09 Apr 2008 22:47:18 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5116824 I hope the Jays are getting these 9th inning collapses out of the way early.

But the Senators lost, so that's good.

Dr. Michael Mancini

]]> 11:377839:c5116824 Wed, 09 Apr 2008 22:45:31 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5116820 Wooooo....time for the Todd Jones (Non-Save Situation) Experience!!!

pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at

]]> 11:377839:c5116820 Wed, 09 Apr 2008 22:45:07 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5116815 @Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner: if only - that probably wouldn't have me preparing to pull 12-14 hour days

pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at

]]> 11:377839:c5116815 Wed, 09 Apr 2008 22:44:19 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5116793 @Jerkwheat: Jay Z and Beyonce?

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner

]]> 11:377839:c5116793 Wed, 09 Apr 2008 22:42:16 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5116790 Thanks for y'alls input on the hair situation. I have a few sides to consider now.

As for the tattoos...oh who am I kidding, I'm not sweating my ass off to keep some of them hidden.

TattooedMess(iah)

]]> 11:377839:c5116790 Wed, 09 Apr 2008 22:42:04 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5116788 @Fat-Fat: we call him....Ace of the bullpen

pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at

]]> 11:377839:c5116788 Wed, 09 Apr 2008 22:41:50 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5116786 @Steve Trachsel, Ace: nope, but I'm being kept away from any mortgage issues still - I'm firmly entrenched in private equity issues and a certain proposed merger that is resurfacing right now

pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at

]]> 11:377839:c5116786 Wed, 09 Apr 2008 22:41:23 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5116772 The Bobby Knight VW commerical is just weird.

PeteJayhawk

]]> 11:377839:c5116772 Wed, 09 Apr 2008 22:40:12 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5116756 @Brazil Thrill-Gasm: But I don't want to be creeped out by my toys!!

longefellowes

]]> 11:377839:c5116756 Wed, 09 Apr 2008 22:38:21 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5116741 Oh my, the Selma-Troy McClure 'Simpsons' episode...

being_sven

]]> 11:377839:c5116741 Wed, 09 Apr 2008 22:37:18 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5116728 @Dinger The Dinosaur: I grew up hearing stories about Steak n' Shake; this was before it metastasized outside of central Illinois.

My dad's best friend's wedding gift to him was a set of Steak n' Shake glasses. They went to UofI.

@notthequarterback: Look, I tend to be supportive of our Ritalin-riddled blogging overlord. His pain = my reading pleasure.

But even Will's gotta be thinking about dialing back; hence the addition of The Balls.

PeteJayhawk

]]> 11:377839:c5116728 Wed, 09 Apr 2008 22:36:14 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5116721 @longefellowes: But he's good with his fingers...

Brazil Thrill

]]> 11:377839:c5116721 Wed, 09 Apr 2008 22:35:56 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5116719 I am meat in sandwich.

[www.hollywoodtuna.com]

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner

]]> 11:377839:c5116719 Wed, 09 Apr 2008 22:35:40 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5116714 @My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZ...: Yup. Hasn't been playing half bad for them either.

@notthequarterback: Yessir, no question. Shelden Williams is a lucky, lucky bastard.

Brazil Thrill

]]> 11:377839:c5116714 Wed, 09 Apr 2008 22:35:20 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5116712 Apropos of nothing, am I the only one who continually gets creeped out by the robot Burger King?

longefellowes

]]> 11:377839:c5116712 Wed, 09 Apr 2008 22:35:08 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5116705 Oh, and Goosey Gander Deli on 4th Street in Bethlehem, PA.

thefuseproject

]]> 11:377839:c5116705 Wed, 09 Apr 2008 22:34:35 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5116693 Jerkwheat...dude you have a guy with a 108 ERA tonight.

Fat-Fat

]]> 11:377839:c5116693 Wed, 09 Apr 2008 22:33:33 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5116665 @Fat-Fat: Well I think she's quite a bit more attractive then that.

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner

]]> 11:377839:c5116665 Wed, 09 Apr 2008 22:31:34 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5116659 @Dinger The Dinosaur: I made Terre Haute, IN a pit stop on my CT to AZ drive a few years ago because the Steak n' Shake is right at the bottom of the exit ramp off the highway.

thefuseproject

]]> 11:377839:c5116659 Wed, 09 Apr 2008 22:30:43 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5116649 @PeteJayhawk: Local joints are always better, such as:

Swanky Franks, Norwalk, CT: Deep fried hot dogs since 1949.
Super Duper Weenie, Fairfield, CT: Bacon, fried onion, BBQ sauce dog.
Nicky's, Lynn, MA: The only steak and cheese I've had that was anywhere close to as good was at Jim's in Philly.
White Hut, W. Springfield, MA: Burgers, greasy burgers.
Nick's Nest, Chicopee, MA: Hot Dogs.
Jack's Drive-In, Wynantskill, NY: Burgers with sauteed onions and ketchup. Imagine a supersized White Castle slider.

thefuseproject

]]> 11:377839:c5116649 Wed, 09 Apr 2008 22:29:22 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5116648 @Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner: Jesus, in that case roadkill possum might work.

Fat-Fat

]]> 11:377839:c5116648 Wed, 09 Apr 2008 22:29:17 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Are Not Back Back Back]]> http://deadspin.com/377839/the-masters-are-not-back-back-back#c5116637 @PeteJayhawk: And Eastern Time makes it better how? It's still before noon.