- Deadspin Comments

CharlesBronsonPinchot — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 18:51:15 EDT

Chase that dragon, bro!

CharlesBronsonPinchot

EditorOfTheDailyFaberian — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 17:30:15 EDT

EditorOfTheDailyFaberian

stealofthedraft — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 17:19:27 EDT

Talk about horsepower!

stealofthedraft

Detective Bunk — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 16:48:56 EDT

@Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies: @Benny Hill Street Blues: Must be a believer in the "Go big or stay home" theory of drug abuse.

El Knob Grande — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 16:46:12 EDT

@Detective Bunk: Considering the police found bloody napkins and a 100-count box of syringes I'd say he was probably booting it.

El Knob Grande

Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 16:45:29 EDT

@Detective Bunk: They found a box of 100 needles. Fike is a MAN

Doyle McPoyle — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 16:43:32 EDT

His rehab? Tappy Tibbons' three steps!

Barry Lutz — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 16:40:41 EDT

To be fair, wasn't he driving a truck?

Barry Lutz

SpandexEnthusiast — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 16:38:28 EDT

In the past half hour we've looked at 1.Drinking and Golfing as a profession 2. Racing cars on heroin professionally

hating my job...and life..

SpandexEnthusiast

Detective Bunk — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 16:36:22 EDT

But was he snorting it like a little girl or shooting it like a man?

TheRunningboard7 — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 16:35:32 EDT

This is the best sports story I will read today.

TheRunningboard7

amorphous — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 16:33:23 EDT

NASCAR fans are not impressed. The way to their hearts is methamphetamine use.*

*Also the way to tooth decay and holes in your brain.**

**Clinical term: NASCAR fan.

Chamomiles Davis — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 16:30:56 EDT

Crew Chief: Do you have any idea how fast you were going?

Fike: Well, I got a 426 hemi here, 3/4 cams, nitro boosters, I can get 'er up to as good as 155! I guess I was goin' about... 65, tops.

Crew Chief: SEVEN! SEVEN miles an hour!