ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day - Deadspin Comments

ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day

BMass — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 17:20:59 EDT

Are you telling me that there were 951 people before this homo who had Faith1st as a username? - Health3rd489

BMass

ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day

DongerArd — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 17:16:57 EDT

"Jey, jey, jey!"

DongerArd

ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day

dhochbaum — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 16:10:35 EDT

"Astros taught not to mess with space tonight." - Alien

dhochbaum

ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day

Bring Me The Head of Karim Garcia — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 16:08:24 EDT

@VTBen:

I really hope he tells people his email is: "Christismysavor952, all one word, and hotmail dot com."

Bring Me The Head of Karim Garcia

ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day

SportsCentre — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 14:40:55 EDT

@Burning River:
There's our winner.

SportsCentre

ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day

GLOBBAL WARMING — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 14:40:04 EDT

Alcohol taught to me mess with FAT chicks tonight.

GLOBBAL WARMING

ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day

Canadian DJM — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 14:22:18 EDT

Seriously, what the fuck is going on over there? A random text generator creates more sensible comments. This isn't even funny anymore, it's just infuriating.

Canadian DJM

ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day

1980 David Bowie From The Music Video Ashes To Ashes — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 13:52:21 EDT

@That-Dude: I think that's his e-mail address.

i_love_fine_wine@women.com

1980 David Bowie From The Music Video Ashes To Ashes

ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day

Sarcastro — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 13:15:53 EDT

Hey, hey, hey ... Go fuck yourself.

- Fat Albert

Sarcastro

ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day

Jubilation T. Cornpone — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 13:00:41 EDT

"Astros taught not to mess with underage girls, but it's not a black and white thing."
-Bastardofsorts

Jubilation T. Cornpone

ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day

Fundamentally UnSound — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 12:51:45 EDT

@Sucko-T: Do you know the person that responds to their fanmail?

Fundamentally UnSound

ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day

Im Hafner the man I used to be back when I was using PEDs — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 12:51:16 EDT

Astroglide taught me to mess with phat booty at night.

Im Hafner the man I used to be back when I was using PEDs

ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day

Helmet Touch — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 12:48:44 EDT

I just wanna feel you deep inside me...Jesus. - Faith+1

Helmet Touch

ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day

Sucko-T — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 12:48:02 EDT

@NovakAintNoJokovic:

Slightly surprised but I'm guessing ESPN picks these so they can say something like "that's what you get from mom's basement, fans have no insight and they need us"

Sucko-T

ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day

ringitupwiththedongtea — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 12:47:53 EDT

"Drinking all those Strohs got me to mess around with fat chicks last night"
-morningafter69

ringitupwiththedongtea

ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day

Chamomiles Davis — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 12:46:17 EDT

"A-buh-stros taugh-but not to-buh me-buss wi-bith Pha-but Albert to-buh-nigh-but."

/mushmouth'd

Chamomiles Davis

ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day

David Hume — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 12:45:58 EDT

Those jerks at Deadspin are phucking with me, and making me look like a phool. I'm going to phume about it all phreaking day. -PhaithPhirst 952.

David Hume

ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day

NovakAintNoJokovic — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 12:43:49 EDT

Is anyone else surprised that people like this know how to get on the internet?

NovakAintNoJokovic

ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day

Sandburgh — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 12:42:22 EDT

Me fail English? That's unpossible!
-RWiggum

Sandburgh

ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day

That-Dude — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 12:41:47 EDT

I love fine wine @ women.

Does not compute.

That-Dude

ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day

Gourmet Spud — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 12:41:40 EDT

"I feel like chicken tonight." - Aramis Ramirez

Gourmet Spud

ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day

Badclown — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 12:40:44 EDT

"The Astros best stay away from Weird Harold as well" -- DrHux1985

Badclown

ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 12:40:15 EDT

@Sucko-T:

Beat me to it.

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day

My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 12:39:46 EDT

Nice to see MushMouth got that speech impediment cleared up.

My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH

ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day

Hamster-Style — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 12:39:18 EDT

@OchentaYcinco: Too soon? Nope, that's a +1.

Hamster-Style

ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 12:38:17 EDT

"I was taught not to mess with Marv Albert tonight"-oncebittentwiceshy

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day

Jews For Purple Jesus — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 12:37:25 EDT

"The Astros wanted it all, but they can't have it" --FaithNoMore

Jews For Purple Jesus

ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day

My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 12:36:23 EDT

"Bitch betta have my money."-Faith1st952

My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH

ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day

OchentaYcinco — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 12:36:13 EDT

@The Awful Logo Face: A Great White concert, on the other hand, results in a minus 30-something.

OchentaYcinco

ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day

GreatOdensRaven — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 12:35:53 EDT

Astros taught not to mess with Phat Albert in a Can tonight.
-IH8Bart

GreatOdensRaven

ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day

OchentaYcinco — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 12:35:22 EDT

I learning comment people ESPN to not understand is dumb.

OchentaYcinco

ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day

The Vigilante Face — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 12:35:14 EDT

@Sucko-T: Damn. +1. A Great White reference always does the trick.

The Vigilante Face

ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day

Gourmet Spud — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 12:33:33 EDT

"P.S. Cancel the whoopee cushion." - Faith1st952

Gourmet Spud

ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day

Fundamentally UnSound — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 12:33:10 EDT

@VTBen: He loves fine wine @ women? And since he's faith-based, does he pour Communion wine on said women?

If so, then I need to start going to church more.

Fundamentally UnSound

ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day

dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 12:33:09 EDT

Congratulations, you've demonstrated a limited understanding of what a "pun" is.

-Faith+one

dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac

ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day

Len Bias Cocaine Surplus — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 12:32:19 EDT

Hey, hey, hey. It's Carlos Lee kids!

Len Bias Cocaine Surplus

ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day

Gourmet Spud — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 12:31:30 EDT

"Herpes taught me not to mess with Mo Pete tonight."

Gourmet Spud

ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day

MattinglysSideburns — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 12:31:13 EDT

"White people ought not to dress with Phat Farm tonight" - CommonSense1st

MattinglysSideburns

ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day

OchentaYcinco — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 12:30:40 EDT

@VTBen: Even taking those lines one at a time, none of them make sense. Which pretty much made his featured commenter status an inevitability.

OchentaYcinco

ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day

Chuckie Hacks 2 and 0 — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 12:30:04 EDT

Sodomites taught not to mess with a vengeful God tonight - OldTestament6969

Chuckie Hacks 2 and 0

ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day

Evgeni Merkin — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 12:30:04 EDT

Hey, you mis-spelled fat.

Evgeni Merkin

ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day

Sucko-T — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 12:29:32 EDT

"Old hoes ought not to mess with Marv Albert any night."

-OnceBittenTwiceShy

Sucko-T

ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day

LesMilesIsAMouthyDouche — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 12:29:15 EDT

Old Man Johnson from the abandoned amusement park, wearing a Jim Leyland mask, taught not to mess with Scooby Doo and the gang tonight. -TedBundyAsFredJones

LesMilesIsAMouthyDouche

ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day

ClueHeywood — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 12:29:04 EDT

Dubudah Asdohs daught ubnot mubessah bit bat thualbat dubnite.
-Mushmouth77

ClueHeywood

ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day

Chief Wahoo — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 12:29:00 EDT

Astro taught not to get on the treadmill with George

-ElroyJetson

Chief Wahoo

ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day

abbydoopop — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 12:28:42 EDT

If Astro's not available, there's always daughter Judy...meow!

abbydoopop

ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day

VTBen — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 12:28:20 EDT

This guy's ESPN fan profile is an A+.

In Faith1st952's Words...

Faith=Christianity
Puerto Rican, Irish, German, British, and little Indian.
What a mix huh! Pure example of America's a Melting Pot!
I stick with my teams through thick and thin!
I love fine wine @ women.
Please leave comment and let's reminisce!

VTBen