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The Colorado Rockies Own All The Hip Catchphrases

broad street bully — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 13:22:05 EDT

G-A-Y

broad street bully

The Colorado Rockies Own All The Hip Catchphrases

IchiroSuzukiSamurai — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 05:10:52 EDT

I'm guessing this guy has some work ahead of him.

[www.rocktober.com]

IchiroSuzukiSamurai

The Colorado Rockies Own All The Hip Catchphrases

Laser Guided — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 18:35:47 EDT

If baseball were any longer, it could be Rockvember. Am I right?

/punches self in groin

Laser Guided

The Colorado Rockies Own All The Hip Catchphrases

TheStarterWife — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 18:33:51 EDT

Don't album-oriented classic rock stations already have this name covered?

TheStarterWife

The Colorado Rockies Own All The Hip Catchphrases

Bobby_Big_Wheel — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 18:20:47 EDT

@Dr. Chim Richolds:

No, but NASCAR is going to trademark "Drive at Five."

Bobby_Big_Wheel

The Colorado Rockies Own All The Hip Catchphrases

Magnakai Haaskivi — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 18:08:24 EDT

Can Cleveland trademark "Indian Summer", or is that racially insensitive?

Magnakai Haaskivi

The Colorado Rockies Own All The Hip Catchphrases

msquared — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 17:46:48 EDT

My high-school cover band held a concert called Rocktoberfest. It was in a barn.

msquared

The Colorado Rockies Own All The Hip Catchphrases

Paul Zuvella — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 17:42:28 EDT

Imagine what they would want if they hadn't, you know, gotten swept

Paul Zuvella

The Colorado Rockies Own All The Hip Catchphrases

GreatOdensRaven — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 17:25:01 EDT

I'm going ahead to trademark "Tulsa Golden Hurricapril Showers" just in case.

GreatOdensRaven

The Colorado Rockies Own All The Hip Catchphrases

suntastic — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 17:24:41 EDT

I call shotgun on Soxtober. (or am I too late?)

suntastic

The Colorado Rockies Own All The Hip Catchphrases

metsarethe... — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 17:20:45 EDT

I shotgun trademarking "Deadspin" as well as "AliveSpin" and "ESPNspin"

metsarethe...

The Colorado Rockies Own All The Hip Catchphrases

Shakεy — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 17:20:40 EDT

Ahh, fuck the whole Rocktober thing. The team is just gonna be called the 'Matt Holliday's' in 2 years anyway.

Shakεy

The Colorado Rockies Own All The Hip Catchphrases

Brazil Thrill — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 17:19:36 EDT

@muggsybogues: Well, if you're gonna do that, you better hurry up. You don't want to wait 'til Rocktober, by then it will be too late.

Brazil Thrill

The Colorado Rockies Own All The Hip Catchphrases

RyanHowardToYoMutha — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 17:18:17 EDT

@Master of Karate and Friendship: Already been trademarked by the Aphrillies.

RyanHowardToYoMutha

The Colorado Rockies Own All The Hip Catchphrases

The Teufel Shuffle — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 17:17:19 EDT

I'm trademarking Bilt Meat and Fuck Lion. You can't stop me.

The Teufel Shuffle

The Colorado Rockies Own All The Hip Catchphrases

Master of Karate and Friendship — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 17:16:53 EDT

Based on the premature excitement in Baltimore right now, I may file a trademark for AprOriole.

Master of Karate and Friendship

The Colorado Rockies Own All The Hip Catchphrases

Packy — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 17:16:28 EDT

I just trademarked the word "The" you all now owe me money. What has this fucking country come to,

Packy

The Colorado Rockies Own All The Hip Catchphrases

RyanHowardToYoMutha — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 17:15:58 EDT

Who would use Rocktober besides the Rockies, geologists and crappy FM radio stations anyway? WHO ARE THEY AFRAID OF?

RyanHowardToYoMutha

The Colorado Rockies Own All The Hip Catchphrases

LeNoceur — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 17:14:42 EDT

If "trademark" means "strike with the label portion of a baseball bat," I too would like to trademark Dane Cook.

LeNoceur

The Colorado Rockies Own All The Hip Catchphrases

Carlton_Whitfield — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 17:14:02 EDT

////threadjack
Self staying at KU
/// end tj

Carlton_Whitfield

The Colorado Rockies Own All The Hip Catchphrases

Wasted Talent — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 17:13:08 EDT

Brett Favre would like to copyright May.

Wasted Talent

The Colorado Rockies Own All The Hip Catchphrases

Dr. Chim Richolds — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 17:11:36 EDT

The "rock" radio DJ's will be pissed. What's next, Two for Tuesday?

Dr. Chim Richolds

The Colorado Rockies Own All The Hip Catchphrases

dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 17:11:34 EDT

Dont get cocky, Rockies. Look where that got the Patriots.

[cache.deadspin.com]

dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac

The Colorado Rockies Own All The Hip Catchphrases

Detective Bunk — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 17:11:20 EDT

Without Rocktober, what will classic Rock stations call the tenth month of the year? Who will win the ZZ Top tickets now?

Detective Bunk

The Colorado Rockies Own All The Hip Catchphrases

7th Floor King Dingaling — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 17:09:11 EDT

I would like to trademark the month October. From now on if you use it (or any of its derivations such as 10, or Oct) please send a check to me. Thank you for your time.

7th Floor King Dingaling

The Colorado Rockies Own All The Hip Catchphrases

asliceofbacon — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 17:09:00 EDT

Pretty sure with their start, they could also trademark "Third in NL-West-ober"

/drunk

asliceofbacon

The Colorado Rockies Own All The Hip Catchphrases

HebrewHammer — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 17:08:39 EDT

The Rocktober jock strap would go perfect with my Red Sox Nation buttplugs.

HebrewHammer

The Colorado Rockies Own All The Hip Catchphrases

metsarethe... — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 17:07:32 EDT

"The Rockies needed to pull off a miracle, they did. They should be allowed to trademark Rocktober"

~ Espn Commentor (Tomorrow)

metsarethe...

The Colorado Rockies Own All The Hip Catchphrases

Russian Experiment — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 17:04:34 EDT

@Gourmet Spud: nice

Russian Experiment

The Colorado Rockies Own All The Hip Catchphrases

Spanish Necktie — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 17:04:31 EDT

No offense, but Jay Bilas finds this conversation stupid.

Spanish Necktie

The Colorado Rockies Own All The Hip Catchphrases

muggsybogues — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 17:02:09 EDT

@Brazil Thrill-Gasm: I'll give you a Metstember.

muggsybogues

The Colorado Rockies Own All The Hip Catchphrases

Packy — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 17:02:00 EDT

Pheburary?...damn thats gay

Packy

The Colorado Rockies Own All The Hip Catchphrases

Lady Andrea — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 17:01:56 EDT

"If you can't be an athlete, be an athletic supporter!"

/Eve Arden

Lady Andrea

The Colorado Rockies Own All The Hip Catchphrases

Gourmet Spud — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 17:01:45 EDT

I don't feel fully protected unless I'm wearing my "Rocktober Cockholder".™

Gourmet Spud

The Colorado Rockies Own All The Hip Catchphrases

muggsybogues — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 17:01:10 EDT

Can I trademark cocktober?

muggsybogues

The Colorado Rockies Own All The Hip Catchphrases

Jerkwheat — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 17:00:38 EDT

Detroit has Failpril on lockdown

Jerkwheat

The Colorado Rockies Own All The Hip Catchphrases

Whitey Fisk — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 17:00:17 EDT

The Cubs have tradmarked "Craptacular Century."

Whitey Fisk

The Colorado Rockies Own All The Hip Catchphrases

MitchKayak — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 17:00:10 EDT

God commands it.

MitchKayak

The Colorado Rockies Own All The Hip Catchphrases

Cousins of Ron Mexico — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 17:00:08 EDT

Lousy Smarch weather.

Cousins of Ron Mexico

The Colorado Rockies Own All The Hip Catchphrases

Hamster-Style — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 17:00:04 EDT

Or the Yanks could TM Choketober.

Hamster-Style

The Colorado Rockies Own All The Hip Catchphrases

brougham — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 16:59:42 EDT

Nothing like Brapril at the Ted.

brougham

The Colorado Rockies Own All The Hip Catchphrases

Brazil Thrill — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 16:58:06 EDT

New York should go ahead and trademark "Metstember".

Brazil Thrill