<![CDATA[Kenny Mayne Would Like To Sell You His Finest Meats And Cheeses - Deadspin Comments]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/deadspin.com.png <![CDATA[Kenny Mayne Would Like To Sell You His Finest Meats And Cheeses - Deadspin Comments]]> http://deadspin.com Sun, 13 Apr 2008 14:06:22 EDT Sun, 13 Apr 2008 14:06:22 EDT http://deadspin.com/378334/kenny-mayne-would-like-to-sell-you-his-finest-meats-and-cheeses <![CDATA[Kenny Mayne Would Like To Sell You His Finest Meats And Cheeses]]> http://deadspin.com/378334/kenny-mayne-would-like-to-sell-you-his-finest-meats-and-cheeses#c5168910 I know I'm kind of late to the parade on this, but I'd just like to point out that Kenny Mayne is a legitimately cool dude.

Sid Bream Was Out

]]> 11:378334:c5168910 Sun, 13 Apr 2008 14:06:22 EDT <![CDATA[Kenny Mayne Would Like To Sell You His Finest Meats And Cheeses]]> http://deadspin.com/378334/kenny-mayne-would-like-to-sell-you-his-finest-meats-and-cheeses#c5158027 Tepid

Crookednose

]]> 11:378334:c5158027 Fri, 11 Apr 2008 20:33:02 EDT <![CDATA[Kenny Mayne Would Like To Sell You His Finest Meats And Cheeses]]> http://deadspin.com/378334/kenny-mayne-would-like-to-sell-you-his-finest-meats-and-cheeses#c5153798 I want to know if Salisbury ever saw 2 Girls 1 Cup, that one question would have been more entertaining than the entire interview.

pmo07

]]> 11:378334:c5153798 Fri, 11 Apr 2008 16:42:29 EDT <![CDATA[Kenny Mayne Would Like To Sell You His Finest Meats And Cheeses]]> http://deadspin.com/378334/kenny-mayne-would-like-to-sell-you-his-finest-meats-and-cheeses#c5141534 Well, Now I'm buying his book...and GSTF of course.

The Gizmo from Pismo

]]> 11:378334:c5141534 Fri, 11 Apr 2008 08:55:00 EDT <![CDATA[Kenny Mayne Would Like To Sell You His Finest Meats And Cheeses]]> http://deadspin.com/378334/kenny-mayne-would-like-to-sell-you-his-finest-meats-and-cheeses#c5139288 40-50k = "success"? I'll be severely disappointed if it doesn't do 40-50k the first week.

Zapp Brannigan's Girdle

]]> 11:378334:c5139288 Fri, 11 Apr 2008 00:57:46 EDT <![CDATA[Kenny Mayne Would Like To Sell You His Finest Meats And Cheeses]]> http://deadspin.com/378334/kenny-mayne-would-like-to-sell-you-his-finest-meats-and-cheeses#c5136954 P.S.: Norby!

Guero

]]> 11:378334:c5136954 Thu, 10 Apr 2008 21:52:30 EDT <![CDATA[Kenny Mayne Would Like To Sell You His Finest Meats And Cheeses]]> http://deadspin.com/378334/kenny-mayne-would-like-to-sell-you-his-finest-meats-and-cheeses#c5135497 Because of this interview, I've got Kenny Mayne-ia.

sorry.

Shenanigans

]]> 11:378334:c5135497 Thu, 10 Apr 2008 19:45:35 EDT <![CDATA[Kenny Mayne Would Like To Sell You His Finest Meats And Cheeses]]> http://deadspin.com/378334/kenny-mayne-would-like-to-sell-you-his-finest-meats-and-cheeses#c5133119 @Timber, His Arms Wide:

The corpse of John Candy

Grandjester

]]> 11:378334:c5133119 Thu, 10 Apr 2008 17:19:57 EDT <![CDATA[Kenny Mayne Would Like To Sell You His Finest Meats And Cheeses]]> http://deadspin.com/378334/kenny-mayne-would-like-to-sell-you-his-finest-meats-and-cheeses#c5131818 Flαmεtown

]]> 11:378334:c5131818 Thu, 10 Apr 2008 16:34:25 EDT <![CDATA[Kenny Mayne Would Like To Sell You His Finest Meats And Cheeses]]> http://deadspin.com/378334/kenny-mayne-would-like-to-sell-you-his-finest-meats-and-cheeses#c5131678 That was really cool. Good work, AJ.

PeteJayhawk

]]> 11:378334:c5131678 Thu, 10 Apr 2008 16:29:08 EDT <![CDATA[Kenny Mayne Would Like To Sell You His Finest Meats And Cheeses]]> http://deadspin.com/378334/kenny-mayne-would-like-to-sell-you-his-finest-meats-and-cheeses#c5130579 I am amused by the simplicity of this interview.

Chamomiles Davis

]]> 11:378334:c5130579 Thu, 10 Apr 2008 15:49:11 EDT <![CDATA[Kenny Mayne Would Like To Sell You His Finest Meats And Cheeses]]> http://deadspin.com/378334/kenny-mayne-would-like-to-sell-you-his-finest-meats-and-cheeses#c5130160 TheStarterWife

]]> 11:378334:c5130160 Thu, 10 Apr 2008 15:35:24 EDT <![CDATA[Kenny Mayne Would Like To Sell You His Finest Meats And Cheeses]]> http://deadspin.com/378334/kenny-mayne-would-like-to-sell-you-his-finest-meats-and-cheeses#c5129967 Phatty

]]> 11:378334:c5129967 Thu, 10 Apr 2008 15:30:19 EDT <![CDATA[Kenny Mayne Would Like To Sell You His Finest Meats And Cheeses]]> http://deadspin.com/378334/kenny-mayne-would-like-to-sell-you-his-finest-meats-and-cheeses#c5129735 ahhh the Regency. I always loved not being able to afford a drink there

Chaunceyshammy

]]> 11:378334:c5129735 Thu, 10 Apr 2008 15:24:05 EDT <![CDATA[Kenny Mayne Would Like To Sell You His Finest Meats And Cheeses]]> http://deadspin.com/378334/kenny-mayne-would-like-to-sell-you-his-finest-meats-and-cheeses#c5129699 what is a milkshake baby?

/n00b

Laser Guided

]]> 11:378334:c5129699 Thu, 10 Apr 2008 15:23:25 EDT <![CDATA[Kenny Mayne Would Like To Sell You His Finest Meats And Cheeses]]> http://deadspin.com/378334/kenny-mayne-would-like-to-sell-you-his-finest-meats-and-cheeses#c5129536 @sassydeerrun: Seriously, I could sit here all day and not think of something better than a Playboy and Crown Royal party. Wayyyyyy better than coke and hookers.

OchentaYcinco

]]> 11:378334:c5129536 Thu, 10 Apr 2008 15:18:59 EDT <![CDATA[Kenny Mayne Would Like To Sell You His Finest Meats And Cheeses]]> http://deadspin.com/378334/kenny-mayne-would-like-to-sell-you-his-finest-meats-and-cheeses#c5129512 And now, Great Moments in Journalism History:

"Translation: boner."

OchentaYcinco

]]> 11:378334:c5129512 Thu, 10 Apr 2008 15:18:01 EDT <![CDATA[Kenny Mayne Would Like To Sell You His Finest Meats And Cheeses]]> http://deadspin.com/378334/kenny-mayne-would-like-to-sell-you-his-finest-meats-and-cheeses#c5129468 Judging from the above picture, Kenny spent his five figure sum at Hefner's birthday party; therefore not being able to afford your fine tome.

sassydeerrun

]]> 11:378334:c5129468 Thu, 10 Apr 2008 15:16:34 EDT <![CDATA[Kenny Mayne Would Like To Sell You His Finest Meats And Cheeses]]> http://deadspin.com/378334/kenny-mayne-would-like-to-sell-you-his-finest-meats-and-cheeses#c5129310 @CubsDynasty:What about guys that own cats that drink? My little lion has a problem.

[tylerhouston.blogspot.com]

The Diesel

]]> 11:378334:c5129310 Thu, 10 Apr 2008 15:11:34 EDT <![CDATA[Kenny Mayne Would Like To Sell You His Finest Meats And Cheeses]]> http://deadspin.com/378334/kenny-mayne-would-like-to-sell-you-his-finest-meats-and-cheeses#c5129294 @Naptown Drew: Chris Hansen agrees.

Weed Against Speed

]]> 11:378334:c5129294 Thu, 10 Apr 2008 15:10:54 EDT <![CDATA[Kenny Mayne Would Like To Sell You His Finest Meats And Cheeses]]> http://deadspin.com/378334/kenny-mayne-would-like-to-sell-you-his-finest-meats-and-cheeses#c5129196 @Naptown Drew: It ties it all together like no other question could possibly do.

The Sports Hernia

]]> 11:378334:c5129196 Thu, 10 Apr 2008 15:07:26 EDT <![CDATA[Kenny Mayne Would Like To Sell You His Finest Meats And Cheeses]]> http://deadspin.com/378334/kenny-mayne-would-like-to-sell-you-his-finest-meats-and-cheeses#c5129177 I look forward to buying Kenny's book for 4.99 at the outlet mall.

Steve Trachsel, Ace

]]> 11:378334:c5129177 Thu, 10 Apr 2008 15:06:50 EDT <![CDATA[Kenny Mayne Would Like To Sell You His Finest Meats And Cheeses]]> http://deadspin.com/378334/kenny-mayne-would-like-to-sell-you-his-finest-meats-and-cheeses#c5129152 I, too, want a signing bonus. I, too, was laughed at upon request.
/modern publishing

muggsybogues

]]> 11:378334:c5129152 Thu, 10 Apr 2008 15:05:54 EDT <![CDATA[Kenny Mayne Would Like To Sell You His Finest Meats And Cheeses]]> http://deadspin.com/378334/kenny-mayne-would-like-to-sell-you-his-finest-meats-and-cheeses#c5129140 @the earl of weaver: Castanza did.

Dieter

]]> 11:378334:c5129140 Thu, 10 Apr 2008 15:05:28 EDT <![CDATA[Kenny Mayne Would Like To Sell You His Finest Meats And Cheeses]]> http://deadspin.com/378334/kenny-mayne-would-like-to-sell-you-his-finest-meats-and-cheeses#c5129126 I think so many of life's conundrums could be solved by asking yourself "Right, but did you have a boner?"

Naptown Drew

]]> 11:378334:c5129126 Thu, 10 Apr 2008 15:04:52 EDT <![CDATA[Kenny Mayne Would Like To Sell You His Finest Meats And Cheeses]]> http://deadspin.com/378334/kenny-mayne-would-like-to-sell-you-his-finest-meats-and-cheeses#c5129047 @YukMouth: You're not alone, he's overrated.

The Sports Hernia

]]> 11:378334:c5129047 Thu, 10 Apr 2008 15:02:09 EDT <![CDATA[Kenny Mayne Would Like To Sell You His Finest Meats And Cheeses]]> http://deadspin.com/378334/kenny-mayne-would-like-to-sell-you-his-finest-meats-and-cheeses#c5129045 @Doug Llewelyn, Court Reporter: It's as if someone's unrestrained, bourbon-soaked id has obtained a commenting account.

David Hume

]]> 11:378334:c5129045 Thu, 10 Apr 2008 15:02:03 EDT <![CDATA[Kenny Mayne Would Like To Sell You His Finest Meats And Cheeses]]> http://deadspin.com/378334/kenny-mayne-would-like-to-sell-you-his-finest-meats-and-cheeses#c5129035 At that hotel, when you phone the concierge for an extra pillow, what do you get?

blastitbiggs

]]> 11:378334:c5129035 Thu, 10 Apr 2008 15:01:38 EDT <![CDATA[Kenny Mayne Would Like To Sell You His Finest Meats And Cheeses]]> http://deadspin.com/378334/kenny-mayne-would-like-to-sell-you-his-finest-meats-and-cheeses#c5129025 You could use the Tom Emanski Interviewing Drills Video. It's endorsed by Fred McGriff.

Just kidding, nicely done and I've always liked Mayne.

Turd Ferguson

]]> 11:378334:c5129025 Thu, 10 Apr 2008 15:01:11 EDT <![CDATA[Kenny Mayne Would Like To Sell You His Finest Meats And Cheeses]]> http://deadspin.com/378334/kenny-mayne-would-like-to-sell-you-his-finest-meats-and-cheeses#c5129026 @Rob Iracane:

"AH DON'T WANT YER LIFE!"

-The Mox

Secret Identity

]]> 11:378334:c5129026 Thu, 10 Apr 2008 15:01:11 EDT <![CDATA[Kenny Mayne Would Like To Sell You His Finest Meats And Cheeses]]> http://deadspin.com/378334/kenny-mayne-would-like-to-sell-you-his-finest-meats-and-cheeses#c5129002 @Bud Fox: "Hey, it's our good friend Kenny Mayne!" [turn music off]

Carlton_Whitfield

]]> 11:378334:c5129002 Thu, 10 Apr 2008 15:00:25 EDT <![CDATA[Kenny Mayne Would Like To Sell You His Finest Meats And Cheeses]]> http://deadspin.com/378334/kenny-mayne-would-like-to-sell-you-his-finest-meats-and-cheeses#c5128945 @Carlton_Whitfield:

Having seen Pearl Jam roughly 25 times, the worst part is when Neil Everett throws his underpants at Eddie Vedder, who smells them and flings them at Stone Gossard.

Secret Identity

]]> 11:378334:c5128945 Thu, 10 Apr 2008 14:58:30 EDT <![CDATA[Kenny Mayne Would Like To Sell You His Finest Meats And Cheeses]]> http://deadspin.com/378334/kenny-mayne-would-like-to-sell-you-his-finest-meats-and-cheeses#c5128941 @MickelsonsManBoobs: Execute Me

MickelsonsManBoobs

]]> 11:378334:c5128941 Thu, 10 Apr 2008 14:58:23 EDT <![CDATA[Kenny Mayne Would Like To Sell You His Finest Meats And Cheeses]]> http://deadspin.com/378334/kenny-mayne-would-like-to-sell-you-his-finest-meats-and-cheeses#c5128929 @FredGarvin: check out Hashmarks on tWWL where Mosley refers to the "DS"

DeepFriar

]]> 11:378334:c5128929 Thu, 10 Apr 2008 14:57:49 EDT <![CDATA[Kenny Mayne Would Like To Sell You His Finest Meats And Cheeses]]> http://deadspin.com/378334/kenny-mayne-would-like-to-sell-you-his-finest-meats-and-cheeses#c5128927 @Gourmet Spud: I'd be more scared if oneeightseven was his username.

Natrone Means Business

]]> 11:378334:c5128927 Thu, 10 Apr 2008 14:57:42 EDT <![CDATA[Kenny Mayne Would Like To Sell You His Finest Meats And Cheeses]]> http://deadspin.com/378334/kenny-mayne-would-like-to-sell-you-his-finest-meats-and-cheeses#c5128925 @ILovePaleHoseandPaleHos: Nicely exectuted.

MickelsonsManBoobs

]]> 11:378334:c5128925 Thu, 10 Apr 2008 14:57:41 EDT <![CDATA[Kenny Mayne Would Like To Sell You His Finest Meats And Cheeses]]> http://deadspin.com/378334/kenny-mayne-would-like-to-sell-you-his-finest-meats-and-cheeses#c5128921 Dancing with the stars- you can pay me to go on for a low 5 figures. And Maks as my partner.

Le Kangourou de Kataroo bites her thumb in your general direction

]]> 11:378334:c5128921 Thu, 10 Apr 2008 14:57:32 EDT <![CDATA[Kenny Mayne Would Like To Sell You His Finest Meats And Cheeses]]> http://deadspin.com/378334/kenny-mayne-would-like-to-sell-you-his-finest-meats-and-cheeses#c5128897 Boring. Plus, I don't trust men who don't drink or that own cats.

CubsDynasty

]]> 11:378334:c5128897 Thu, 10 Apr 2008 14:57:03 EDT <![CDATA[Kenny Mayne Would Like To Sell You His Finest Meats And Cheeses]]> http://deadspin.com/378334/kenny-mayne-would-like-to-sell-you-his-finest-meats-and-cheeses#c5128889 @Doug Llewelyn, Court Reporter: + 1

preciousroy

]]> 11:378334:c5128889 Thu, 10 Apr 2008 14:56:47 EDT <![CDATA[Kenny Mayne Would Like To Sell You His Finest Meats And Cheeses]]> http://deadspin.com/378334/kenny-mayne-would-like-to-sell-you-his-finest-meats-and-cheeses#c5128882 Am I the only one who finds Kenny Mayne mad overrated and crazy pompous?

YukMouth

]]> 11:378334:c5128882 Thu, 10 Apr 2008 14:56:33 EDT <![CDATA[Kenny Mayne Would Like To Sell You His Finest Meats And Cheeses]]> http://deadspin.com/378334/kenny-mayne-would-like-to-sell-you-his-finest-meats-and-cheeses#c5128849 I can imagine The Balls setting up the old Merv Griffin set in his apartment for all future interviews.

Bud Fox

]]> 11:378334:c5128849 Thu, 10 Apr 2008 14:55:09 EDT <![CDATA[Kenny Mayne Would Like To Sell You His Finest Meats And Cheeses]]> http://deadspin.com/378334/kenny-mayne-would-like-to-sell-you-his-finest-meats-and-cheeses#c5128836 I'm shocked by the love.

The Sports Hernia

]]> 11:378334:c5128836 Thu, 10 Apr 2008 14:54:49 EDT <![CDATA[Kenny Mayne Would Like To Sell You His Finest Meats And Cheeses]]> http://deadspin.com/378334/kenny-mayne-would-like-to-sell-you-his-finest-meats-and-cheeses#c5128814 Did he try to sell The Balls car insurance?

@Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies: "I ain't payin no 6.505 for no Coke!"

ILovePaleHoseandPaleHos

]]> 11:378334:c5128814 Thu, 10 Apr 2008 14:54:11 EDT <![CDATA[Kenny Mayne Would Like To Sell You His Finest Meats And Cheeses]]> http://deadspin.com/378334/kenny-mayne-would-like-to-sell-you-his-finest-meats-and-cheeses#c5128809 Next up: Isiah Thomas.

If dreams could come true.

The Fan’s Attic

]]> 11:378334:c5128809 Thu, 10 Apr 2008 14:54:05 EDT <![CDATA[Kenny Mayne Would Like To Sell You His Finest Meats And Cheeses]]> http://deadspin.com/378334/kenny-mayne-would-like-to-sell-you-his-finest-meats-and-cheeses#c5128786 @twoeightnine:

Wha...what are you planning to do?

Gourmet Spud

]]> 11:378334:c5128786 Thu, 10 Apr 2008 14:53:27 EDT <![CDATA[Kenny Mayne Would Like To Sell You His Finest Meats And Cheeses]]> http://deadspin.com/378334/kenny-mayne-would-like-to-sell-you-his-finest-meats-and-cheeses#c5128774 @Rob Iracane: Maybe it's just interviews during The Balls' lifetime.

The Fan’s Attic

]]> 11:378334:c5128774 Thu, 10 Apr 2008 14:53:12 EDT <![CDATA[Kenny Mayne Would Like To Sell You His Finest Meats And Cheeses]]> http://deadspin.com/378334/kenny-mayne-would-like-to-sell-you-his-finest-meats-and-cheeses#c5128766 @Weed Against Speed: Mine would be that guy who impersonated that ESPN guy to sleep with the teen girls. Either that or the actual ESPN guy.

Rob Iracane

]]> 11:378334:c5128766 Thu, 10 Apr 2008 14:52:56 EDT <![CDATA[Kenny Mayne Would Like To Sell You His Finest Meats And Cheeses]]> http://deadspin.com/378334/kenny-mayne-would-like-to-sell-you-his-finest-meats-and-cheeses#c5128754 Dan Levy

]]> 11:378334:c5128754 Thu, 10 Apr 2008 14:52:27 EDT <![CDATA[Kenny Mayne Would Like To Sell You His Finest Meats And Cheeses]]> http://deadspin.com/378334/kenny-mayne-would-like-to-sell-you-his-finest-meats-and-cheeses#c5128752 I know the WWL is prolly shitting their pants about this interview, but I for one will be buying the book soley because of it.

The White Boom Boom

]]> 11:378334:c5128752 Thu, 10 Apr 2008 14:52:19 EDT <![CDATA[Kenny Mayne Would Like To Sell You His Finest Meats And Cheeses]]> http://deadspin.com/378334/kenny-mayne-would-like-to-sell-you-his-finest-meats-and-cheeses#c5128748 Jefferson Short Bus

]]> 11:378334:c5128748 Thu, 10 Apr 2008 14:52:13 EDT <![CDATA[Kenny Mayne Would Like To Sell You His Finest Meats And Cheeses]]> http://deadspin.com/378334/kenny-mayne-would-like-to-sell-you-his-finest-meats-and-cheeses#c5128732 Good interview with a funny guy.

But for juxtaposition, I think next week you should "interview" Jeremy Schaap and as soon as he opens his mouth, shove a giant black dildo in his mouth.

Doug Llewelyn, Court Reporter

]]> 11:378334:c5128732 Thu, 10 Apr 2008 14:51:44 EDT <![CDATA[Kenny Mayne Would Like To Sell You His Finest Meats And Cheeses]]> http://deadspin.com/378334/kenny-mayne-would-like-to-sell-you-his-finest-meats-and-cheeses#c5128704 Balls Deep is dead?

MickelsonsManBoobs

]]> 11:378334:c5128704 Thu, 10 Apr 2008 14:50:30 EDT <![CDATA[Kenny Mayne Would Like To Sell You His Finest Meats And Cheeses]]> http://deadspin.com/378334/kenny-mayne-would-like-to-sell-you-his-finest-meats-and-cheeses#c5128693 @Rob Iracane: No kidding. Mine would have been Tom Arnold. He was married to Roseanne!

Weed Against Speed

]]> 11:378334:c5128693 Thu, 10 Apr 2008 14:50:08 EDT <![CDATA[Kenny Mayne Would Like To Sell You His Finest Meats And Cheeses]]> http://deadspin.com/378334/kenny-mayne-would-like-to-sell-you-his-finest-meats-and-cheeses#c5128686 Is his publisher arranging for a tray of the finest meats and cheeses upon reaching that 40-50K copies sold mark? Or was that part of the advance?

Signal to Noise

]]> 11:378334:c5128686 Thu, 10 Apr 2008 14:49:42 EDT <![CDATA[Kenny Mayne Would Like To Sell You His Finest Meats And Cheeses]]> http://deadspin.com/378334/kenny-mayne-would-like-to-sell-you-his-finest-meats-and-cheeses#c5128652 This is going to be genius.

Rock You Like An Iracane

]]> 11:378334:c5128652 Thu, 10 Apr 2008 14:48:35 EDT <![CDATA[Kenny Mayne Would Like To Sell You His Finest Meats And Cheeses]]> http://deadspin.com/378334/kenny-mayne-would-like-to-sell-you-his-finest-meats-and-cheeses#c5128645 Can't wait for the "Monsters of Bristol: Revealing the Magic & the Horror" speaking tour with Mayne, Dan Patrick, & Olbermann.

josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you

]]> 11:378334:c5128645 Thu, 10 Apr 2008 14:48:20 EDT <![CDATA[Kenny Mayne Would Like To Sell You His Finest Meats And Cheeses]]> http://deadspin.com/378334/kenny-mayne-would-like-to-sell-you-his-finest-meats-and-cheeses#c5128640 If Kenny Mayne is the interview of your lifetime, I pity your lifetime.

Rob Iracane

]]> 11:378334:c5128640 Thu, 10 Apr 2008 14:48:13 EDT <![CDATA[Kenny Mayne Would Like To Sell You His Finest Meats And Cheeses]]> http://deadspin.com/378334/kenny-mayne-would-like-to-sell-you-his-finest-meats-and-cheeses#c5128572 This is about 1000 times better than Hugh Douglas yelling in my ear.

Approve of this feature.

MickelsonsManBoobs

]]> 11:378334:c5128572 Thu, 10 Apr 2008 14:46:01 EDT <![CDATA[Kenny Mayne Would Like To Sell You His Finest Meats And Cheeses]]> http://deadspin.com/378334/kenny-mayne-would-like-to-sell-you-his-finest-meats-and-cheeses#c5128570 @DeepFriar: Looks like access to me.

The Fan’s Attic

]]> 11:378334:c5128570 Thu, 10 Apr 2008 14:46:00 EDT <![CDATA[Kenny Mayne Would Like To Sell You His Finest Meats And Cheeses]]> http://deadspin.com/378334/kenny-mayne-would-like-to-sell-you-his-finest-meats-and-cheeses#c5128549 he agreed to meet and said he'd be wearing blue

Was he afraid that you wouldn't recognize him?

BigTenObsession

]]> 11:378334:c5128549 Thu, 10 Apr 2008 14:45:01 EDT <![CDATA[Kenny Mayne Would Like To Sell You His Finest Meats And Cheeses]]> http://deadspin.com/378334/kenny-mayne-would-like-to-sell-you-his-finest-meats-and-cheeses#c5128541 That is one neatly trimmed flat-top.

The Sports Hernia

]]> 11:378334:c5128541 Thu, 10 Apr 2008 14:44:40 EDT <![CDATA[Kenny Mayne Would Like To Sell You His Finest Meats And Cheeses]]> http://deadspin.com/378334/kenny-mayne-would-like-to-sell-you-his-finest-meats-and-cheeses#c5128523 @the earl of weaver: Step off, the earl of weaver. Step off.

Weed Against Speed

]]> 11:378334:c5128523 Thu, 10 Apr 2008 14:44:13 EDT <![CDATA[Kenny Mayne Would Like To Sell You His Finest Meats And Cheeses]]> http://deadspin.com/378334/kenny-mayne-would-like-to-sell-you-his-finest-meats-and-cheeses#c5128518 How in the hell did the WWL allow him to talk to anyone from this site?

Also, I hereby rescind my "disapprove" click frmo a few weeks back. Mayne seems like a cool guy.

FredGarvin

]]> 11:378334:c5128518 Thu, 10 Apr 2008 14:44:08 EDT <![CDATA[Kenny Mayne Would Like To Sell You His Finest Meats And Cheeses]]> http://deadspin.com/378334/kenny-mayne-would-like-to-sell-you-his-finest-meats-and-cheeses#c5128499 Great interview, too bad it's going to be his last.

twoeightnine

]]> 11:378334:c5128499 Thu, 10 Apr 2008 14:43:41 EDT <![CDATA[Kenny Mayne Would Like To Sell You His Finest Meats And Cheeses]]> http://deadspin.com/378334/kenny-mayne-would-like-to-sell-you-his-finest-meats-and-cheeses#c5128494 Man, Neil Everett is totally going to ruin that Pearl Jam concert.
Kenny, "Better Man" starts... RIGHT NOW!!!

Carlton_Whitfield

]]> 11:378334:c5128494 Thu, 10 Apr 2008 14:43:33 EDT <![CDATA[Kenny Mayne Would Like To Sell You His Finest Meats And Cheeses]]> http://deadspin.com/378334/kenny-mayne-would-like-to-sell-you-his-finest-meats-and-cheeses#c5128452 Outside of a couple of "shits" and one "give a fuck" he doesn't curse.

And outside of a few hundred boxes of Rihanna cds, I don't steal. But tell that to the judge.

Great l'il feature.

Gourmet Spud

]]> 11:378334:c5128452 Thu, 10 Apr 2008 14:42:20 EDT <![CDATA[Kenny Mayne Would Like To Sell You His Finest Meats And Cheeses]]> http://deadspin.com/378334/kenny-mayne-would-like-to-sell-you-his-finest-meats-and-cheeses#c5128432 "40 or 50 thousand copies"
But not at one time. That would bne some kind of record.


Paul Zuvella

]]> 11:378334:c5128432 Thu, 10 Apr 2008 14:41:51 EDT <![CDATA[Kenny Mayne Would Like To Sell You His Finest Meats And Cheeses]]> http://deadspin.com/378334/kenny-mayne-would-like-to-sell-you-his-finest-meats-and-cheeses#c5128428 After seeing the book's cover, Brady Quinn has quickly pushed sales past the one million mark.

Carlton_Whitfield

]]> 11:378334:c5128428 Thu, 10 Apr 2008 14:41:43 EDT <![CDATA[Kenny Mayne Would Like To Sell You His Finest Meats And Cheeses]]> http://deadspin.com/378334/kenny-mayne-would-like-to-sell-you-his-finest-meats-and-cheeses#c5128423 But did he get wood over Dan Cortese? These are the hard-hitting questions you should be asking, Balls.

the earl of weaver

]]> 11:378334:c5128423 Thu, 10 Apr 2008 14:41:41 EDT <![CDATA[Kenny Mayne Would Like To Sell You His Finest Meats And Cheeses]]> http://deadspin.com/378334/kenny-mayne-would-like-to-sell-you-his-finest-meats-and-cheeses#c5128419 He has not seen "Two Girls One Cup." After I explain to him in graphic detail of what it is, he simply says, with a wide-eyed expression, "Ah, I don't know if I'd want to see that..."

You're not supposed to describe it, you're supposed to have it ready to play on a portable DVD player. Shame!

Rob Iracane

]]> 11:378334:c5128419 Thu, 10 Apr 2008 14:41:33 EDT <![CDATA[Kenny Mayne Would Like To Sell You His Finest Meats And Cheeses]]> http://deadspin.com/378334/kenny-mayne-would-like-to-sell-you-his-finest-meats-and-cheeses#c5128416 This reeks of true journalism!

DeepFriar

]]> 11:378334:c5128416 Thu, 10 Apr 2008 14:41:28 EDT <![CDATA[Kenny Mayne Would Like To Sell You His Finest Meats And Cheeses]]> http://deadspin.com/378334/kenny-mayne-would-like-to-sell-you-his-finest-meats-and-cheeses#c5128392 Much more Ryan Stiles than Christopher Guest

BigRicks

]]> 11:378334:c5128392 Thu, 10 Apr 2008 14:40:45 EDT <![CDATA[Kenny Mayne Would Like To Sell You His Finest Meats And Cheeses]]> http://deadspin.com/378334/kenny-mayne-would-like-to-sell-you-his-finest-meats-and-cheeses#c5128389 I think Kenny Mayne would have liked to have been taught how to do a Smoky Tornado.

Weed Against Speed

]]> 11:378334:c5128389 Thu, 10 Apr 2008 14:40:43 EDT <![CDATA[Kenny Mayne Would Like To Sell You His Finest Meats And Cheeses]]> http://deadspin.com/378334/kenny-mayne-would-like-to-sell-you-his-finest-meats-and-cheeses#c5128363 I like Kenny Mayne. I also find him kind of attractive.

And I'm a whole 1.5 years older than Jessica Biel!

Lady Andrea

]]> 11:378334:c5128363 Thu, 10 Apr 2008 14:40:07 EDT <![CDATA[Kenny Mayne Would Like To Sell You His Finest Meats And Cheeses]]> http://deadspin.com/378334/kenny-mayne-would-like-to-sell-you-his-finest-meats-and-cheeses#c5128346 @The Fan's Attic: Wrong recurring bit. But, I like guys willing to stick their necks out like Mayne did here. For that, I will drop a few quid for his dissertation.

The Fan’s Attic

]]> 11:378334:c5128346 Thu, 10 Apr 2008 14:39:30 EDT <![CDATA[Kenny Mayne Would Like To Sell You His Finest Meats And Cheeses]]> http://deadspin.com/378334/kenny-mayne-would-like-to-sell-you-his-finest-meats-and-cheeses#c5128337 $6.505 per Coke?

Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies

]]> 11:378334:c5128337 Thu, 10 Apr 2008 14:39:19 EDT <![CDATA[Kenny Mayne Would Like To Sell You His Finest Meats And Cheeses]]> http://deadspin.com/378334/kenny-mayne-would-like-to-sell-you-his-finest-meats-and-cheeses#c5128267 Approve.

The Fan’s Attic

]]> 11:378334:c5128267 Thu, 10 Apr 2008 14:36:47 EDT <![CDATA[Kenny Mayne Would Like To Sell You His Finest Meats And Cheeses]]> http://deadspin.com/378334/kenny-mayne-would-like-to-sell-you-his-finest-meats-and-cheeses#c5128167 The Diesel

]]> 11:378334:c5128167 Thu, 10 Apr 2008 14:33:36 EDT