John Elway Is Always Watching You, Jay Cutler - Deadspin Comments

John Elway Is Always Watching You, Jay Cutler

IchiroSuzukiSamurai — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 20:34:56 EDT

Joey Harrington has been doing this about the Lions for years, only instead of two gorgeous models, he's had Francis the Talking Mule and Mr. Ed by his side.

IchiroSuzukiSamurai

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Lo_JackedNo.7 — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 19:53:05 EDT

What's with the passive agressivey first sentence?

Lo_JackedNo.7

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twoeightnine — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 19:21:31 EDT

Even better.

twoeightnine

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AndrewRidgeleySportsMachine — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 18:50:33 EDT

@twoeightnine: Actually, I think it's Leanne Tweeden.

/yummy

AndrewRidgeleySportsMachine

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Laser Guided — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 18:46:14 EDT

i think, to be fair, he was "roughousing" and not horsing around.

Laser Guided

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twoeightnine — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 18:34:01 EDT

I'm not 100% positive but I think the "friend" is Jennifer Esposito.

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twoeightnine

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Packy — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 18:27:07 EDT

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I didn't know corky played football?

Packy

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Slothrop — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 18:24:43 EDT

holy fleshbot in my deadspin ...

Carry on. Carry on.

Slothrop

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She Blinded Me With Violence — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 18:24:37 EDT

@twoeightnine: Fine then. What name did she give the left one?

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Packy — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 18:22:39 EDT

@twoeightnine: She's got a nice head of hair.

Packy

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AndrewRidgeleySportsMachine — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 18:22:39 EDT

Shut up and get back to your salt lick, John.

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twoeightnine — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 18:22:28 EDT

Holy awesome automatic pics. The other one is just listed as friend.

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twoeightnine

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Spanish Necktie — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 18:20:44 EDT

@Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner: Meh.

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Packy — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 18:20:40 EDT

@Gourmet Spud: Not unless she got great implants. PLease tell me she got implants.....

Packy

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twoeightnine — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 18:20:30 EDT

The one on the right is Carrie Stevens.

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Gourmet Spud — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 18:19:25 EDT

Isn't that Brooke Shields?

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Packy — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 18:19:08 EDT

@Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner: Oh my god, she has the same cleft pallet and dumbfuck look. Poor girl, they should have euthanized her.

Packy

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The Teufel Shuffle — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 18:16:49 EDT

Kellen Clemens has to listen to another 4 years of Joe Namath telling him how to drink and pick up women. Beats being Rodgers & Cutler.

The Teufel Shuffle

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Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 18:15:12 EDT

@Spanish Necktie: No, this is one of his daughters. [images.usatoday.com]

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner

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Bunkie Perkins — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 18:14:38 EDT

I always thought the John Elway Collection was referring to furniture...who knew?

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Dave J. — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 18:14:06 EDT

I'm still hoping against hope that Elway is named as one of the Denver VIPs busted in that recent Denver call-girl ring thing.

/Bitter Chargers fan

Dave J.

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The New Math: 86=1 — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 18:13:04 EDT

Aaron Rodgers is going to get to deal with this for the next four years, so that should be fun.

I'm guessing he's already tired of Peter King constantly calling him.

The New Math: 86=1

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Another-Failed-Tedford-QB — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 18:10:16 EDT

Fuck John Elway and the pussy ass Donkeys. Where is HIV2ELWAY when you need him?

Another-Failed-Tedford-QB

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Spanish Necktie — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 18:08:19 EDT

Are those Elways daughtesrs?

If so: Damn! and isn't his left hand a bit high?

If not: Damn! and carry on.

Spanish Necktie

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The Fan’s Attic — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 18:07:34 EDT

My advisor in college went to Stanford with Elway. There used to be, maybe there still is, a big frat party where they had a giant ice slide into a pond outside of the house. Said advisor was at the party, Mr. Horseface was drunk and came up to him and said "I could fucking kill you" as he grabbed the poor guy by the shoulders. Then he left.

Moral of the story: Jay Cutler, watch out for Elway at parties with ice slides.

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Packy — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 18:06:29 EDT

@martyfunkhauser: so (-1)-(-1)-(-1)= Elway is an asshole?

Packy

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Summer-of-George — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 18:04:53 EDT

Colorado Day Sucks

/Coloradoan

Summer-of-George

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martyfunkhauser — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 18:02:39 EDT

And I do not approve of Elway not approving Cutler's comments not approving Brandon Marshall "horsing around". So there.

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Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 18:00:56 EDT

Aaron Rodgers is going to get to deal with this for the next four years, so that should be fun.

Favre will be far too busy with daily press conferences about his status to criticize Rodgers.

Besides he isn't half as big a prima donna as Elway. And that's really saying something.

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner

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Packy — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 18:00:27 EDT

@Tebow2007: HE looks strikingly similar to Gary Busey....

Packy

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Tebow2007 — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 17:59:25 EDT

Yes, Barbaro, Yes

Tebow2007

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ArkansasFred — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 17:59:08 EDT

Good John. Now here's a delicious sugar cube.

ArkansasFred

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Matt_T — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 17:59:04 EDT

Elway should comment. He is an expert in horsing around.

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Packy — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 17:58:34 EDT

Elway has no room to talk. Most of us remember the draft debacle with him. Also, isn't what he is saying in the quote kind of what cutler just did, calling him out?

Packy

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Matt Sussman — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 17:57:53 EDT

The Elways were not informed that Family Feud attire is business casual.

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Moobs — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 17:56:52 EDT

Yes, Elway, Yes.

John, focus on the Colorado Whogivesaflyingfucks in Arena League and let the man do what he needs to do. Last time I checked, you'd been out of the league for nearly a decade.

Moobs

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gunga galunga gunga - gunga galunga — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 17:55:54 EDT

YES, dude, and YES

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KOGOD — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 17:55:41 EDT

Aaron Rodgers is going to get to deal with this for the next four years, so that should be fun.

Why would Brett Favre comment on the guy that's backing him up?

KOGOD

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Gourmet Spud — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 17:55:09 EDT

Elway won't be happy until he has found a way to become the operating mind in Cutler's body, like some sort of football Krang.

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