About Last Night - Deadspin Comments

About Last Night

Yostal — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 12:16:05 EDT

What you missed as you had to fly to St. Louis this morning and missed the chance to thank your fellow DS commenters for their support. Amazingly, last night actually almost hurts worse than then events of September 1.

Yostal

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Chamomiles Davis — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 12:01:34 EDT

@diggity: Come on, she bad-mouths Jack to a reporter and then celebrates after letting Kenneth take the fall? Booooooooo.

Chamomiles Davis

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gbaked — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 11:26:33 EDT

@shea_guevara: I have reyes on my video game team. Since I always go for the collision at the plate, and reyes is fast... there have been alot of collisions.

Reyes has never, ever-never, been safe or done anything but bounce off of the catcher.

I laugh every time.

that seemed relevant.

gbaked

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diggity — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 10:48:33 EDT

@Chamomiles Davis: You take that back!

diggity

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Clare — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 10:22:16 EDT

@MitchKayak: My old college roommate, her sister, and I can do entire episodes of The State from memory. We can do "Porcupine Racetrack" in three-part harmony. We're big fun when we get drunk together.

In other news, you suck, Jose Reyes.

Clare

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Chamomiles Davis — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 10:03:49 EDT

I never realized until last night what a thoroughly unlikable character Liz Lemon is.

Chamomiles Davis

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Chad Sexington — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 09:47:25 EDT

What you missed while trying to decide who has kept it tight, and who you no longer want to "hit."

Chad Sexington

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blastitbiggs — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 09:42:20 EDT

@MitchKayak:

Needs a whole lotta puddin'

/outta heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah

blastitbiggs

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OchentaYcinco — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 09:38:27 EDT

@shea_guevara: I feel like both teams have good lineups on paper, but neither of them are hitting at all. The Mets scored all their runs on Tuesday off walks and errors, and the Phils don't even get on the board until the Mets go to the bullpen. Philly's starting pitching is bad, but Kendrick's control problems aside, it hasn't been as bad as I've expected so far (Adam Eaton - two straight decent starts!). And the Mets' bullpen could fuck up a ham sandwich. At least they're only chasing the Marlins.

OchentaYcinco

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OchentaYcinco — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 09:34:10 EDT

@Katni: My parents never cared that much about me. In my day, you had to earn your way into your gang.

OchentaYcinco

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shea_guevara — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 09:33:07 EDT

@UkraineNotWeak: The main reason the Phillies lost wasn't the play at the plate. It was the fact that they were 0-for-a-billion with men in scoring position.

@OchentaYcinco: I'm kind of in agreement with you there. Mets have good starting pitching and a weak lineup. Phils have a good lineup and weak pitching. Both teams need somebody on their weak side to step up their game. Although last night was the first time in a very long time that the Mets didn't look like they totally sleepwalked through a game.

shea_guevara

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BigTenObsession — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 09:32:05 EDT

@Chamomiles Davis:

The sad part is that the kid really wanted to join the Aryan Brotherhood but was rejected.

BigTenObsession

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SteveJeltzFan — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 09:29:32 EDT

@shea_guevara: As a die-hard and fully partisan Phililes fan, I can absolutely make a definitive statement about that.

SteveJeltzFan

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Chamomiles Davis — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 09:28:13 EDT

@Katni: Christ. That kid never had a chance, did he?

Chamomiles Davis

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Chamomiles Davis — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 09:27:26 EDT

What you missed while successfully outrunning officer G.O.B.

Chamomiles Davis

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Katni — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 09:26:24 EDT

What you missed while deciding what gang your child will be in.

[www.thedenverchannel.com]

Katni

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BigTenObsession — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 09:23:30 EDT

@Chamomiles Davis:

Dude, I heard that Heisenberg was a douche.

BigTenObsession

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Dany Heatley Speedwagon — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 09:23:21 EDT

What you missed while realizing you are dumber than you look for thinking a piece of wood was the hidden immunity idol.

Dany Heatley Speedwagon

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tater — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 09:22:10 EDT

@Chamomiles Davis: The Mets should be thankful that they have this device on hand for the umps.

tater

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UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 09:22:06 EDT

@OchentaYcinco:

Nice blurry images of the catcher's mitt and Reyes' hand. Doesn't appear it is tagging Reyes' back in the first two shots and it looks like Reyes' is touching the plate in the second. Also, the Ump is in a lousy position to see the tag. Then again, if he is on the other side, he's in a lousy position to see if Reyes' touches the plate. It's a bang bang play in which he doesn't get thr benefit of 1000 replays with stop motion.

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

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HIV 2 Elway — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 09:22:04 EDT

@supermike5alive: Jumped the shark halfway through last season. It's just not funny anymore.

HIV 2 Elway

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BigTenObsession — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 09:19:47 EDT

@tater:

you must be married.

HI-OH!

BigTenObsession

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tater — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 09:17:23 EDT

@diggity: It's a great CD isn't it, babe.

tater

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Chamomiles Davis — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 09:15:58 EDT

What you missed while losing the hero and getting with the zero.

Chamomiles Davis

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Charles — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 09:15:32 EDT

@UkraineNotWeak:

Yeah, I saw them, they were right in my face.

Let's bring it home this year, BC.

Charles

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Chamomiles Davis — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 09:15:01 EDT

@shea_guevara: No fair! You altered the outcome by observing it!

Chamomiles Davis

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OchentaYcinco — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 09:13:02 EDT

Bugs & Cranks has overhead stills of the Reyes play at the plate. If he touched the plate before Coste tagged him, he's a gaddamn magician.

And I know it's early and everything, but all the Mets-Phillies trash talking is no longer hiding (for me at least) the fact that these two teams just aren't good right now.

OchentaYcinco

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supermike5alive — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 09:13:00 EDT

i thought this show was about an office.

supermike5alive

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UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 09:12:13 EDT

@mannybeingmanny:

She does have the potential of a thriving candle business.

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

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tater — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 09:12:10 EDT

@BigTenObsession:
Oh I don't mind...it's pretty rare I get anyone to agree with me on anything.

tater

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mannybeingmanny — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 09:10:02 EDT

What you missed while trying to replace a $200 plasma TV on zero dollar a year salary with no benefits.

mannybeingmanny

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BigTenObsession — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 09:09:43 EDT

@BigTenObsession: you are redundantly repetitive. See:
@tater:

BigTenObsession

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BigTenObsession — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 09:08:32 EDT

If you look at the picture, Reyes' elbow is clearly touching the plate and the tag has not yet been applied.

/Hleb was fouled, Babel was not

BigTenObsession

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shea_guevara — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 09:05:51 EDT

@tater: Reyes ruled safe by the width of one electron!

shea_guevara

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MeSoHornsby — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 09:05:14 EDT

@Herbies_Wingman: The thought of putting one of your beets in my mouth makes me want to vomit.

MeSoHornsby

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tater — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 09:03:07 EDT

As you can see clearly 3 molecules of his elbow are touching the plate before the tag. Safe!!!!!!!!!

tater

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Doyle McPoyle — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 09:01:08 EDT

@shea_guevara: That would have been the most hilarious collision of all time. I think Reyes might have bounced into the stands.

Doyle McPoyle

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shea_guevara — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 08:59:22 EDT

Re: Reyes, you can't look at any replay and definitively say, "He is out." Although you can't really look at any replay and say he's safe, either. That's about as close a play at the plate as you're gonna see.

I kinda wish Reyes had barreled into the catcher, which would've made the debate moot. But the Mets have enough people on the DL as it is.

shea_guevara

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Herbies_Wingman — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 08:56:48 EDT

What you missed while enjoying your beet salad

Herbies_Wingman

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MitchKayak — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 08:43:40 EDT

what you missed while re-discovering one of the greatest State sketches ever:

://www.ifc.com/film/film-news/50-greatest-comedy-sketches-31.php

MitchKayak

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MeSoHornsby — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 08:43:06 EDT

What you missed while doing a 3-way flip all night among the Thursday night comedies, the Masters, and the non-HD Sox game

/damn Bruins

MeSoHornsby

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White Speed Receiver — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 08:40:35 EDT

What you missed while Boston College scored yet another goal.

Lammyroo is a great big sieve doo dah doo dah. (Sung to the tune of Camptown Races)

White Speed Receiver

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Al Czerviks Ride — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 08:39:08 EDT

@tater: So, who was watching the kids?

Al Czerviks Ride

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Doyle McPoyle — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 08:38:01 EDT

What you missed while writing a show for Devorrah.

Doyle McPoyle

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MurrayHewitt — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 08:37:39 EDT

Reyes might have been safe

/Matt Holliday

MurrayHewitt

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sg-dub — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 08:35:07 EDT

Actually, in his SNY postgame interview, he more or less admitted he was out. His poor english betrayed him, as he couldn't delicately explain how he was magically safe.

sg-dub

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Doyle McPoyle — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 08:30:45 EDT

Reyes is out when Reyes says he's out. And since the Professor speaks pretty horrible English, that's close to never.

Doyle McPoyle

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sg-dub — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 08:26:52 EDT

What the umpire missed was the fact that Jose Reyes was out.

sg-dub

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SteveJeltzFan — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 08:25:27 EDT

Reyes was out.

SteveJeltzFan

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Al Czerviks Ride — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 08:22:22 EDT

@Afino: Gerbe played awesome. I am a big BC fan, too, so that numbed the sting of the Billy Sauer experience a little. Just a little though.

GO BC!

Al Czerviks Ride

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tater — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 08:21:05 EDT

@UkraineNotWeak:
Stupid Deb-or-ah!!!

tater

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Afino — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 08:19:34 EDT

@Al Czerviks Ride:

I was more excited about BC administering a beatdown with Sabres prospect Nathan Gerbe (all 5'4 of him) with a hatty.

Afino

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tater — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 08:18:20 EDT

What you missed because you were on a date with your babysitter.

tater

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josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 08:14:20 EDT

@UkraineNotWeak: Weak. Enhanced imagery proves it's a fishing rod clenched in a fist.

josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you

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7-8 Deville — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 08:14:12 EDT

Melanie Coles, 22, the painting's creator and also a virgin, says that the anticipation of waiting for Waldo to appear is most of the fun.

/fixed

7-8 Deville

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Reasonable Doubt for a Reasonable Price — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 08:13:52 EDT

What you missed while getting tazed the night before you're supposed to come out of the bullpen ...

[www2.tbo.com]

Reasonable Doubt for a Reasonable Price

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Sh!tShow — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 08:07:02 EDT

Friday is pun day!

Sh!tShow

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Al Czerviks Ride — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 08:07:00 EDT

What you missed- OOOF! What you missed whi- UGH! What you missed while - NOOOOO!
What you missed while your goaltender crapped the bed in the national semifinal against a tier two team at best.

Red, you're not blameless either.

Al Czerviks Ride

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diggity — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 08:03:20 EDT

What you missed last night while singing along to THE HUNTER

diggity

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UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 08:01:24 EDT

What you missed while discussing the MILF Island finale with Dick Cheney

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen