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Epic Fail In Oakland (And Dirk Is A Space Monster!)

Rainbow Bright — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 01:56:47 EDT

That was taken after Don Nelson realized G. State wasn't making the playoffs this year. He was later found pulling a Matt Leinart, and thankfully those photos don't exist.

Rainbow Bright

Epic Fail In Oakland (And Dirk Is A Space Monster!)

TexansAreHot — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 04:52:38 EDT

@Patchy Drizzle: Taintsmith is definitely a new one to me... and I like it. I will be stealing that and using it very, very soon.

TexansAreHot

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broad street bully — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 12:22:42 EDT

What does a dutch beer have to do with Oakland?

broad street bully

Epic Fail In Oakland (And Dirk Is A Space Monster!)

Patchy Drizzle — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 12:16:37 EDT

"We Believe" is nothing more than bandwagon jargon. But I feel for Golden St. - Dallas is the one who should leave the scene what with their midget of a coach and their arrogant taintsmith of an owner. Get a fucking haircut, Cuban!

Patchy Drizzle

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DeepFriar — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 10:49:47 EDT

@stealofthedraft: dude, that's just grolsch \brrrrrrrrr tsst! \here all weekend

DeepFriar

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MattinglysSideburns — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 10:46:32 EDT

I bet Mickael Pietrus was the one who taught the Warriors how to surrender a lead like that.

MattinglysSideburns

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stealofthedraft — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 10:44:39 EDT

Nothing beats this for epic fail:

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stealofthedraft

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Big Jim Slade — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 10:38:07 EDT

series against their bizarro clones,

Do they play underwater?

Big Jim Slade

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hockalees — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 10:37:03 EDT

8 Mississippi...9 Mississippi... 10 Mississippi

hockalees

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Rob Iracane — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 10:36:03 EDT

Is there velcro on the post? Is he stuck?

Rob Iracane

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Brazil Thrill — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 10:35:06 EDT

Duke's B.A.C. (Bachelor's of Arrogant Cocksmithing) degree is second to none.

Brazil Thrill

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Carlton_Whitfield — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 10:33:17 EDT

Baron knows there is no love like the love between a man and his foam padding.

Carlton_Whitfield

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BigTenObsession — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 10:28:36 EDT

@CIALIS COOPER:

Well, I'm in then.

BigTenObsession

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martyfunkhauser — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 10:27:49 EDT

Popping the jersey is fine with me. I just wish he would stop awkwardly tugging at the side of it like he was trying to escape.

martyfunkhauser

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DennyCrane — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 10:27:06 EDT

@DennyCrane: WTF?

DennyCrane

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DennyCrane — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 10:26:49 EDT

I think we may need the help of Bugs Bunny and M

DennyCrane

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The Gizmo from Pismo — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 10:23:27 EDT

@UkraineNotWeak: But France is fair game.

The Gizmo from Pismo

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The Gizmo from Pismo — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 10:23:03 EDT

So...Kobe is Master and Walton is Blaster or what?

The Gizmo from Pismo

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tater — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 10:21:59 EDT

I flunked out of cocksmith school, it's a hard major to get.

tater

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UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 10:21:33 EDT

Short of marching on Poland, Dirk could do anything he wants after hitting that shot.

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

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Gourmet Spud — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 10:20:37 EDT

The biggest loser in Golden State's probable failure to make the playoffs? Dippity-Doo, who just signed a two-year extension with Andris Biedrins.

Gourmet Spud

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Doyle McPoyle — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 10:20:17 EDT

@Jews For Purple Jesus: I need to know right now!

Doyle McPoyle

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DeepFriar — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 10:20:12 EDT

I'm just an apprentice cocksmith, but with enough school and on the job training I'll make it

DeepFriar

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Doyle McPoyle — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 10:19:45 EDT

Where's the Kaboom? There was supposed to be an Earth-shattering Kaboom!

Doyle McPoyle

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Jews For Purple Jesus — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 10:18:57 EDT

"How do you leave the MVP wide open?"

Let me sleep on it, I'll give you an answer in the morning.

Jews For Purple Jesus

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Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 10:17:12 EDT

Oh, B-Dizzle, 9 out of 25 ain't bad

Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies

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Cialis Cooper — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 10:16:51 EDT

@BigTenObsession: I believe some level of graduate school is involved.

Cialis Cooper

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Gourmet Spud — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 10:16:39 EDT

The guy who finished at the top of my cocksmithing class was actually quite humble. And we respected him more for that.

Gourmet Spud

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tater — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 10:15:32 EDT

So that's why Dirk has been saying nanu nanu after hitting shots.

tater

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BigTenObsession — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 10:07:30 EDT

I would like to find out exactly what does give me the right to become an arrogant cocksmith. It's a goal of mine.

BigTenObsession