<![CDATA[The Masters Turns ESPN's Volume Down A Few Notches - Deadspin Comments]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/deadspin.com.png <![CDATA[The Masters Turns ESPN's Volume Down A Few Notches - Deadspin Comments]]> http://deadspin.com Fri, 11 Apr 2008 14:56:48 EDT Fri, 11 Apr 2008 14:56:48 EDT http://deadspin.com/378678/the-masters-turns-espns-volume-down-a-few-notches <![CDATA[The Masters Turns ESPN's Volume Down A Few Notches]]> http://deadspin.com/378678/the-masters-turns-espns-volume-down-a-few-notches#c5150897 @tater: +1

Van Pelt is the golf dude at the WWL; he shoulda been given the cherry gig, not Sominex Man.

metalmaniac

]]> 11:378678:c5150897 Fri, 11 Apr 2008 14:56:48 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Turns ESPN's Volume Down A Few Notches]]> http://deadspin.com/378678/the-masters-turns-espns-volume-down-a-few-notches#c5149349 dude, no, and hell yes i would do that cake.

Laser Guided

]]> 11:378678:c5149349 Fri, 11 Apr 2008 14:04:42 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Turns ESPN's Volume Down A Few Notches]]> http://deadspin.com/378678/the-masters-turns-espns-volume-down-a-few-notches#c5148360 Will, did you slip into first-person singular at the end of this post?
MEthinks you did.


Sherrill-Theory

]]> 11:378678:c5148360 Fri, 11 Apr 2008 13:32:22 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Turns ESPN's Volume Down A Few Notches]]> http://deadspin.com/378678/the-masters-turns-espns-volume-down-a-few-notches#c5147102 My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH

]]> 11:378678:c5147102 Fri, 11 Apr 2008 12:54:26 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Turns ESPN's Volume Down A Few Notches]]> http://deadspin.com/378678/the-masters-turns-espns-volume-down-a-few-notches#c5146760 iantenna

]]> 11:378678:c5146760 Fri, 11 Apr 2008 12:45:14 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Turns ESPN's Volume Down A Few Notches]]> http://deadspin.com/378678/the-masters-turns-espns-volume-down-a-few-notches#c5146675 My favorite sports line of the year is Jim Nance saying, "Thank you, Hootie." Now I can only imagine Stephen A. saying it, and it's so much more rewarding.

Dan Levy

]]> 11:378678:c5146675 Fri, 11 Apr 2008 12:42:43 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Turns ESPN's Volume Down A Few Notches]]> http://deadspin.com/378678/the-masters-turns-espns-volume-down-a-few-notches#c5146501 @cardboardbelt: you might HAVE to be stoned

Chaunceyshammy

]]> 11:378678:c5146501 Fri, 11 Apr 2008 12:37:31 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Turns ESPN's Volume Down A Few Notches]]> http://deadspin.com/378678/the-masters-turns-espns-volume-down-a-few-notches#c5146144 @cardboardbelt: Going home at lunch for a "sandwich" and following the masters while at work that afternoon is real close. Not that I have ever done such a thing.

@MeSoHornsby: I thought I was the only one who felt that way. 3 cheers for DUAN and all, but...

David Hume

]]> 11:378678:c5146144 Fri, 11 Apr 2008 12:26:00 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Turns ESPN's Volume Down A Few Notches]]> http://deadspin.com/378678/the-masters-turns-espns-volume-down-a-few-notches#c5146103 I'm holding out on my Masters win until they go with a double-breasted jacket. And until Augusta starts serving watermelon and fried chicken again...

(Yup, that's me...on my way to Hell)

FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns is the anti-Christ according to Buzz Bissinger

]]> 11:378678:c5146103 Fri, 11 Apr 2008 12:24:51 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Turns ESPN's Volume Down A Few Notches]]> http://deadspin.com/378678/the-masters-turns-espns-volume-down-a-few-notches#c5145908 This week on "Scott Baio is 38 and is Presenting a Cake To You"

blastitbiggs

]]> 11:378678:c5145908 Fri, 11 Apr 2008 12:18:42 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Turns ESPN's Volume Down A Few Notches]]> http://deadspin.com/378678/the-masters-turns-espns-volume-down-a-few-notches#c5145810 Sweet, I can use the Masters cake to cover up sundress girl's face, then go to town. Thanks Asian guy with brown belt and black pants.

André Roussimoff

]]> 11:378678:c5145810 Fri, 11 Apr 2008 12:15:32 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Turns ESPN's Volume Down A Few Notches]]> http://deadspin.com/378678/the-masters-turns-espns-volume-down-a-few-notches#c5145743 @Natrone Means Business: I don't even go near Deadspin when I'm at home because it reminds me of being at work.

MeSoHornsby

]]> 11:378678:c5145743 Fri, 11 Apr 2008 12:12:55 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Turns ESPN's Volume Down A Few Notches]]> http://deadspin.com/378678/the-masters-turns-espns-volume-down-a-few-notches#c5145732 Ironically, Augusta won't have either of them as members.

Dr. Spaceman

]]> 11:378678:c5145732 Fri, 11 Apr 2008 12:12:35 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Turns ESPN's Volume Down A Few Notches]]> http://deadspin.com/378678/the-masters-turns-espns-volume-down-a-few-notches#c5145725 Slothrop

]]> 11:378678:c5145725 Fri, 11 Apr 2008 12:12:10 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Turns ESPN's Volume Down A Few Notches]]> http://deadspin.com/378678/the-masters-turns-espns-volume-down-a-few-notches#c5145707 Does Nomar know Mia is stepping out on him?

[www.brucefeiler.com]

Chief Wahoo

]]> 11:378678:c5145707 Fri, 11 Apr 2008 12:11:30 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Turns ESPN's Volume Down A Few Notches]]> http://deadspin.com/378678/the-masters-turns-espns-volume-down-a-few-notches#c5145638 Why is Fukudome holding that green jacket?

Whitey Fisk

]]> 11:378678:c5145638 Fri, 11 Apr 2008 12:08:45 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Turns ESPN's Volume Down A Few Notches]]> http://deadspin.com/378678/the-masters-turns-espns-volume-down-a-few-notches#c5145603 @MeSoHornsby: Deadspin commenters would never dream of reading blogs while at work...

Natrone Means Business

]]> 11:378678:c5145603 Fri, 11 Apr 2008 12:07:28 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Turns ESPN's Volume Down A Few Notches]]> http://deadspin.com/378678/the-masters-turns-espns-volume-down-a-few-notches#c5145541 @DeepFriar: that would be "Cookie Kwan" you fast-typing dicknose

DeepFriar

]]> 11:378678:c5145541 Fri, 11 Apr 2008 12:05:05 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Turns ESPN's Volume Down A Few Notches]]> http://deadspin.com/378678/the-masters-turns-espns-volume-down-a-few-notches#c5145519 @The Teufel Shuffle: . . .by jumping out of the cake.

Paul Zuvella

]]> 11:378678:c5145519 Fri, 11 Apr 2008 12:04:16 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Turns ESPN's Volume Down A Few Notches]]> http://deadspin.com/378678/the-masters-turns-espns-volume-down-a-few-notches#c5145499 @MattinglysSideburns: Miles must've got his $3.2 million--

Jim Nantz crashed oceanic flight 815. He's behind it all.

Wolf Blitzer

]]> 11:378678:c5145499 Fri, 11 Apr 2008 12:03:48 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Turns ESPN's Volume Down A Few Notches]]> http://deadspin.com/378678/the-masters-turns-espns-volume-down-a-few-notches#c5145497 @HIV 2 Elway: red jacket - Cookie Kaw is number one on the West Side

DeepFriar

]]> 11:378678:c5145497 Fri, 11 Apr 2008 12:03:46 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Turns ESPN's Volume Down A Few Notches]]> http://deadspin.com/378678/the-masters-turns-espns-volume-down-a-few-notches#c5145462 DumpsterDining: That might be the best idea DirecTv has ever had...

Off The Baggie

]]> 11:378678:c5145462 Fri, 11 Apr 2008 12:02:48 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Turns ESPN's Volume Down A Few Notches]]> http://deadspin.com/378678/the-masters-turns-espns-volume-down-a-few-notches#c5145439 @dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac:
I just hope that he doesn't ruin his diet and career by eating a mint ala David Duval.

Mayor McRib

]]> 11:378678:c5145439 Fri, 11 Apr 2008 12:02:14 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Turns ESPN's Volume Down A Few Notches]]> http://deadspin.com/378678/the-masters-turns-espns-volume-down-a-few-notches#c5145429 The Teufel Shuffle

]]> 11:378678:c5145429 Fri, 11 Apr 2008 12:02:00 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Turns ESPN's Volume Down A Few Notches]]> http://deadspin.com/378678/the-masters-turns-espns-volume-down-a-few-notches#c5145405 Doyle McPoyle

]]> 11:378678:c5145405 Fri, 11 Apr 2008 12:01:12 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Turns ESPN's Volume Down A Few Notches]]> http://deadspin.com/378678/the-masters-turns-espns-volume-down-a-few-notches#c5145390 @cardboardbelt: totally stoned when Tiger hit that shot on 16. what a mindfuck.

dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac

]]> 11:378678:c5145390 Fri, 11 Apr 2008 12:00:41 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Turns ESPN's Volume Down A Few Notches]]> http://deadspin.com/378678/the-masters-turns-espns-volume-down-a-few-notches#c5145391 @HIV 2 Elway: "Hey guys, where's the keg? You tap, I'll pump!"

Carlton_Whitfield

]]> 11:378678:c5145391 Fri, 11 Apr 2008 12:00:41 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Turns ESPN's Volume Down A Few Notches]]> http://deadspin.com/378678/the-masters-turns-espns-volume-down-a-few-notches#c5145369 DirecTV had four additional channels of Masters coverage/highlights.

DumpsterDining

]]> 11:378678:c5145369 Fri, 11 Apr 2008 12:00:01 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Turns ESPN's Volume Down A Few Notches]]> http://deadspin.com/378678/the-masters-turns-espns-volume-down-a-few-notches#c5145366 Dude, Yes after six beers at the Washington & Lee class of '99 reunion.

ClueHeywood

]]> 11:378678:c5145366 Fri, 11 Apr 2008 11:59:56 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Turns ESPN's Volume Down A Few Notches]]> http://deadspin.com/378678/the-masters-turns-espns-volume-down-a-few-notches#c5145327 I wondered what happened to the 11th and 12th place finishers of American Idol Season 2.

DumpsterDining

]]> 11:378678:c5145327 Fri, 11 Apr 2008 11:58:33 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Turns ESPN's Volume Down A Few Notches]]> http://deadspin.com/378678/the-masters-turns-espns-volume-down-a-few-notches#c5145314 Green jacket, gold jacket, who gives a shit?

HIV 2 Elway

]]> 11:378678:c5145314 Fri, 11 Apr 2008 11:58:11 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Turns ESPN's Volume Down A Few Notches]]> http://deadspin.com/378678/the-masters-turns-espns-volume-down-a-few-notches#c5145290 Mickelson is torn between eating and wearing that green jacket.

dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac

]]> 11:378678:c5145290 Fri, 11 Apr 2008 11:57:25 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Turns ESPN's Volume Down A Few Notches]]> http://deadspin.com/378678/the-masters-turns-espns-volume-down-a-few-notches#c5145224 Is there any better stoned on a sunday afternoon viewing than the masters? I think not.

cardboardbelt

]]> 11:378678:c5145224 Fri, 11 Apr 2008 11:55:15 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Turns ESPN's Volume Down A Few Notches]]> http://deadspin.com/378678/the-masters-turns-espns-volume-down-a-few-notches#c5145213 May I just say that as a golf freak, I'm thoroughly enjoying Jason Sobel's live blog while at work.

Not that I read blogs on company time...

MeSoHornsby

]]> 11:378678:c5145213 Fri, 11 Apr 2008 11:54:48 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Turns ESPN's Volume Down A Few Notches]]> http://deadspin.com/378678/the-masters-turns-espns-volume-down-a-few-notches#c5145135 Miles and Charlotte got off the island?

MattinglysSideburns

]]> 11:378678:c5145135 Fri, 11 Apr 2008 11:52:44 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Turns ESPN's Volume Down A Few Notches]]> http://deadspin.com/378678/the-masters-turns-espns-volume-down-a-few-notches#c5145127 Besides Tirico, everything else involved in the broadcast was CBS.

UkraineNotWeak

]]> 11:378678:c5145127 Fri, 11 Apr 2008 11:52:29 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Turns ESPN's Volume Down A Few Notches]]> http://deadspin.com/378678/the-masters-turns-espns-volume-down-a-few-notches#c5145125 @tater: that message was sent via his BlackBerry Wireless

VTBen

]]> 11:378678:c5145125 Fri, 11 Apr 2008 11:52:24 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Turns ESPN's Volume Down A Few Notches]]> http://deadspin.com/378678/the-masters-turns-espns-volume-down-a-few-notches#c5145065 jimmy smits likes golf?

mfdoom

]]> 11:378678:c5145065 Fri, 11 Apr 2008 11:50:26 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Turns ESPN's Volume Down A Few Notches]]> http://deadspin.com/378678/the-masters-turns-espns-volume-down-a-few-notches#c5145056 COMING UP NEXT...A NEW HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER FOLLOWED BY THE BIG BANG THEORY AND TWO AND A HALF MEN. QUITE FRANKLY THE BEST SHOWS ON TELEVISION.

tater

]]> 11:378678:c5145056 Fri, 11 Apr 2008 11:50:13 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Turns ESPN's Volume Down A Few Notches]]> http://deadspin.com/378678/the-masters-turns-espns-volume-down-a-few-notches#c5145044 Ballsy of KJ Choi to order that cake early.

DeepFriar

]]> 11:378678:c5145044 Fri, 11 Apr 2008 11:49:52 EDT <![CDATA[The Masters Turns ESPN's Volume Down A Few Notches]]> http://deadspin.com/378678/the-masters-turns-espns-volume-down-a-few-notches#c5145031 Dude, Yes after a beer a hole on the golf course.

BloggyMcBlogBlog

]]> 11:378678:c5145031 Fri, 11 Apr 2008 11:49:29 EDT