<![CDATA[When Your Fans Blow ... Up Their Cups - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[When Your Fans Blow ... Up Their Cups - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[When Your Fans Blow ... Up Their Cups]]> @Schluby: +1

Patchy Drizzle

]]> <![CDATA[When Your Fans Blow ... Up Their Cups]]> Wyshynski > Natasha Kinski > Soda Popinski > Ted Kasinski

Have some Paczki and Pierogis on me, brah.

Evgeni Merkin

]]> <![CDATA[When Your Fans Blow ... Up Their Cups]]> I shall miss your barely disguised, immense hatred of my merry band of Penguins. Take it chilly, Hockey Daddy.

apostles03

]]> <![CDATA[When Your Fans Blow ... Up Their Cups]]> @Wyshynski: Yes, but you know what wasn't in us the entire time? Skits featuring chicks with beards that they actually grew in an attempt to win tickets. Or, actually, chicks with beards under any circumstances.

Who needs a hug indeed.

Seriously. Thanks for your hard work and best of luck in your future endeavors.

cromartie

]]> <![CDATA[When Your Fans Blow ... Up Their Cups]]> @Lanny's Mustache Rides: +1

Dany Heatley Speedwagon

]]> <![CDATA[When Your Fans Blow ... Up Their Cups]]> nabby is nasttyyyyyyyyy

Glossina Glossinidae

]]> <![CDATA[When Your Fans Blow ... Up Their Cups]]> Agamemnon Busmalis: Not sure about the burgering but I'm pretty confident the drinking will continue...might even increase (which could lead to more burgering). It's all based on this formula... Burgering=(Time/(drugs*drinks)/(Forsberg pts*drinks+drugs)- food/chocolate pudding)

Summer-of-George

]]> <![CDATA[When Your Fans Blow ... Up Their Cups]]> I'M PIERRE MACGUIRE AND I'LL BE YOUR NEW NHL CLOSER FOR THE REST OF THE PLAYOFFS!

BAM! CRASH! MONSTER! MONSTER! DOUBLE-DION! CELINE DION! WHY AM I YELLING!? CAN ANYONE HEAR ME!? SIDNEY CROSBY! TITS!

Lanny's Mustache Rides

]]> <![CDATA[When Your Fans Blow ... Up Their Cups]]> @Summer-of-George: So the drinking and burgering will continue though?

Agamemnon Busmalis

]]> <![CDATA[When Your Fans Blow ... Up Their Cups]]> Hey, if anyone wants 1 ticket to tonights rangers devs game let me know via private message, ill get back right away and say if its available.

FirstDerivative

]]> <![CDATA[When Your Fans Blow ... Up Their Cups]]> @Patchy Drizzle: Just for that, we're naming our first child Robert Andrew Nigel Gary Edward Richard Moynihan.

The Legend of Vincent Tremblay

]]> <![CDATA[When Your Fans Blow ... Up Their Cups]]> @Hextall454:

I'll take Cockknocker for $400, Alex.

Afino

]]> <![CDATA[When Your Fans Blow ... Up Their Cups]]> @TheStarterWife:

Ouch.

Afino

]]> <![CDATA[When Your Fans Blow ... Up Their Cups]]> You've done God's work, here, Wyshynski. I just hope your new editors appreciate your undying affection for Brooks Orpik as much as we have.

The Legend of Vincent Tremblay

]]> <![CDATA[When Your Fans Blow ... Up Their Cups]]> Summer-of-George

]]> <![CDATA[When Your Fans Blow ... Up Their Cups]]> @TheStarterWife: Amen to that. How can he just up and leave now, during the most important time of the year? It's like he knocked us up, hung around for the first couple of trimesters and now is packing up his shit and moving in with Gisele Bundchen. It's wrong. WRONG!

(Falls to floor, grabs hold of a Wyshynski ankle, weeps uncontrollably)

Patchy Drizzle

]]> <![CDATA[When Your Fans Blow ... Up Their Cups]]> I'll be fine with your replacement as long as it's not Weintraub.

kayceebk

]]> <![CDATA[When Your Fans Blow ... Up Their Cups]]> @Hextall454: Fat Tomy? I love that guy!

LeNoceur

]]> <![CDATA[When Your Fans Blow ... Up Their Cups]]> You're leaving? That bites!...wait, no...that blows!...hmmm, not quite...ah, yes: that tongues the balls of an angry ox!

Thanks again for writing.

Agamemnon Busmalis

]]> <![CDATA[When Your Fans Blow ... Up Their Cups]]> Is the above statement some sort of porno code-speak? Knock the cock three times on her back door and all will be answered.

twoeightnine

]]> <![CDATA[When Your Fans Blow ... Up Their Cups]]> Great work, Wysh. You'll be missed.

Hint: your future Closer can be found in the following Wild player:

Matt Foy

Hextall454

]]> <![CDATA[When Your Fans Blow ... Up Their Cups]]> Yostal

]]> <![CDATA[When Your Fans Blow ... Up Their Cups]]> I'll be sure to check you out at that yahoo thing. If we don't support it that site might never get off the ground.

Dany Heatley Speedwagon

]]> <![CDATA[When Your Fans Blow ... Up Their Cups]]> Now go home and get your (wy)shyn(ski) box!

That's all I've got.

Also, the most impressive thing about that Canadiens fan is that he drove to the rink like that.

Whitey Fisk

]]> <![CDATA[When Your Fans Blow ... Up Their Cups]]> Enjoyed your work/sekret pens love here at the closer Wyshynski. Best of luck at the new spot.

Im a people person. Who drinks.

]]> <![CDATA[When Your Fans Blow ... Up Their Cups]]> @Wyshynski: I'll miss the workday dose of tits and hockey fights. Even though you hate the Flyers, well done my man.

Balls State Explorer_explored

]]> <![CDATA[When Your Fans Blow ... Up Their Cups]]> Wait, I thought Wyshynski was a pseudonym for Will because he didn't want everybody to know he's a closet hockey fan. Wysh is a different person?

Good luck to ya Wysh, I hardy knew ya.
/Actually, I don't know you at all.
//And, you're a Devils fan
///F-U Wysh!

Al Czerviks Ride

]]> <![CDATA[When Your Fans Blow ... Up Their Cups]]> The NHL Closer is dead! Long live the new NHL Closer, whoever he/she/they/it might be.

Good luck Wyshy.

And by the way, the G.I. Joe action figure with the kung-fu grip has a better glove hand than the block of wood known as J.S. Giguere.

Boz

]]> <![CDATA[When Your Fans Blow ... Up Their Cups]]> Boston teams have lost 2 straight playoff games. Just sayin'.

/sits back, grins at memories of XLII

PantsUnknown

]]> <![CDATA[When Your Fans Blow ... Up Their Cups]]> @twoeightnine: "Depends on how prude your dicks of bosses are. There's no nipples."

Is the above statement some sort of porno code-speak?

Wyshynski

]]> <![CDATA[When Your Fans Blow ... Up Their Cups]]> Great job, Krushelwynski. You will be missed by the KB. Good luck with the erotica writing.

The KB

]]> <![CDATA[When Your Fans Blow ... Up Their Cups]]> Best of luck my man. I actually enjoyed reading about hockey.

Enrico

]]> <![CDATA[When Your Fans Blow ... Up Their Cups]]> twoeightnine

]]> <![CDATA[When Your Fans Blow ... Up Their Cups]]> @TheStarterWife:+1

Dany Heatley Speedwagon

]]> <![CDATA[When Your Fans Blow ... Up Their Cups]]> @twoeightnine: Something tells me it's probably for the best that link didn't work.

Dany Heatley Speedwagon

]]> <![CDATA[When Your Fans Blow ... Up Their Cups]]> Leaving during the playoffs? Not staying for the Stanley Cup? WTF? Are you the Sabres?

Fuck.

TheStarterWife

]]> <![CDATA[When Your Fans Blow ... Up Their Cups]]> @FirstDerivative: The rumor is that I'm Section 118, Row 5. I don't know how I'm not in the nosebleeds for this game. The punches are much harder up there.

Wyshynski

]]> <![CDATA[When Your Fans Blow ... Up Their Cups]]> You made us puckheads proud, Wyshynski. Good luck and try not to break your ! key. You'll need it where you're going.

Reasonable Doubt for a Reasonable Price

]]> <![CDATA[When Your Fans Blow ... Up Their Cups]]> @Wyshynski:
I would be remiss to not wish you the best in your future endeavours and if there's one thing about me that people need to know, it's that I hate to be remiss. I enjoyed your work and good luck going forth.

MattinglysSideburns

]]> <![CDATA[When Your Fans Blow ... Up Their Cups]]> @twoeightnine: She had me until the Leafs jersey. That's a deal-breaker.

the sieve

]]> <![CDATA[When Your Fans Blow ... Up Their Cups]]> @Wyshynski:
Cheers Wysh, I'll be in section 107, row 12, seat 1,2,3, or 4. Feel free to say hi (i'll have on drury). My ticketmaster page right now, btw is showing that I paid 1300 dollars for the tickets, with a 300 dollar convenience fee per ticket.

FirstDerivative

]]> <![CDATA[When Your Fans Blow ... Up Their Cups]]> Weed Against Speed

]]> <![CDATA[When Your Fans Blow ... Up Their Cups]]> @Wyshynski: Good luck with your future writing endeavors. Thanks for pumping something out every week for us poor hockey fans, even the MLS gets better coverage.

@Dany Heatley Speedwagon: Nabby is something else. The Sharks are a better road team than home team, I expect it to be Sharks in six.

Natrone Means Business

]]> <![CDATA[When Your Fans Blow ... Up Their Cups]]> "Nashville's plan for Detroit last night was a little holding, some stellar goaltending, some more holding, hoping that Dumont or Arnott hit the score sheet, and then just a dash of holding, for flavor."

Waaaah!

/old school burn

Babcocksure

]]> <![CDATA[When Your Fans Blow ... Up Their Cups]]> Thanks for the larfs, Wyshynski. I'll never forget Mayor McCheese.

And, uh, didn't you mean "fro-hawk"?

/quoting CBC idiots

the sieve

]]> <![CDATA[When Your Fans Blow ... Up Their Cups]]> @twoeightnine: SFW?

Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies

]]> <![CDATA[When Your Fans Blow ... Up Their Cups]]> twoeightnine

]]> <![CDATA[When Your Fans Blow ... Up Their Cups]]> twoeightnine

]]> <![CDATA[When Your Fans Blow ... Up Their Cups]]> Jerkwheat: Who?

Weed Against Speed

]]> <![CDATA[When Your Fans Blow ... Up Their Cups]]> Wow Wyshynski made a quicker exit from the post season than the Senators.

Dany Heatley Speedwagon

]]> <![CDATA[When Your Fans Blow ... Up Their Cups]]> bring back MYFO!!!

Jerkwheat

]]> <![CDATA[When Your Fans Blow ... Up Their Cups]]> @UkraineNotWeak: You forgot Goldberg and Pacey.

DennyCrane

]]> <![CDATA[When Your Fans Blow ... Up Their Cups]]> Montreal:

The Rocket, Lafleur, Courneyor, Lemaire, Robinson, Gainey

Anaheim:

Where's Emilio Estevez?

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

]]> <![CDATA[When Your Fans Blow ... Up Their Cups]]> McCroskey

]]> <![CDATA[When Your Fans Blow ... Up Their Cups]]> If the avatar is any indication, I always thought you looked hot in that Devil's jersey, Wyshynski

DeepFriar

]]> <![CDATA[When Your Fans Blow ... Up Their Cups]]> @Wyshynski: I don't believe in nothing now. I'm going to law school.

Dany Heatley Speedwagon

]]> <![CDATA[When Your Fans Blow ... Up Their Cups]]> Thanks Wyshynski. You got me through March (pure hell due to all the basketball coverage) so I will be forever gratefull to you. Great job and good luck.

Oh ya, watch out for your corn hole.

sir_pantsalot

]]> <![CDATA[When Your Fans Blow ... Up Their Cups]]> Wyshynski I want to say that even though hockey isn't a sport I'm in tune with I did enjoy reading your articles. They provided me with at least some knowledge of the sport.

...and also thank you for Mayor McCheese. That will be your legacy.

tater

]]> <![CDATA[When Your Fans Blow ... Up Their Cups]]> and if I were a Buddhist, or “Earl,” I’d say even Avery deserves a gift like that after taking the puck so hard and messy in the face earlier in the game that it called to mind gay porn. Is that because of Avery or the facial? Survery says! One and the same.

twoeightnine

]]> <![CDATA[When Your Fans Blow ... Up Their Cups]]> We're going to make the Rangers eat our shit! And then, make them shit out our shit, and then eat the shit that was originally our shit that we made them eat.

And all you motherfuckers are next...

Dead Air ummm Dead Air

]]> <![CDATA[When Your Fans Blow ... Up Their Cups]]> @Wyshynski: I hope to one day use "Re: Tits" as a subject line in an interoffice email and not be fired for it.

DennyCrane

]]> <![CDATA[When Your Fans Blow ... Up Their Cups]]> @Natrone Means Business: I thought he was going to be arrested for robbing Iggy at the end of the first.

Dany Heatley Speedwagon

]]> <![CDATA[When Your Fans Blow ... Up Their Cups]]> Plastic bucket/aluminum foil Stanley Cup >>> Inflatable Stanley Cup

Carlton_Whitfield

]]> <![CDATA[When Your Fans Blow ... Up Their Cups]]> @Afino: There will be a Closer. Oh yes, there will be a Closer.

LeNoceur

]]> <![CDATA[When Your Fans Blow ... Up Their Cups]]> Wait what? Its the playoffs man! My beard is just starting to grow in and you're leaving us?

Best of luck, and would have a few more gratuitous boobie shots been out of the question?

crazyjoedavola

]]> <![CDATA[When Your Fans Blow ... Up Their Cups]]> Re: Tits.

Don't you get it? It was never about me. Scantily clad ice girls, puck bunnies, Food Network hosts, actresses and random babes with Mayor McCheese heads were inside all of you this entire time! All you had to do was believe!

Wyshynski

]]> <![CDATA[When Your Fans Blow ... Up Their Cups]]> @Dany Heatley Speedwagon: Yeah that glove-hand save by Nabokov in the third period against Owen Nolan was downright ridiculous. Owen was sitting on the bench rocking slowing with his eyes closed for the next five minutes.

Natrone Means Business

]]> <![CDATA[When Your Fans Blow ... Up Their Cups]]> It's probably not a good thing that I'm excited to go to Game 3 in Boston because the worst they could be down is a 99% hopeless 2-0 instead of a 100% hopeless 3-0.

G Voll the Mole

]]> <![CDATA[When Your Fans Blow ... Up Their Cups]]> Seriously though, no puck bunnies?

DennyCrane

]]> <![CDATA[When Your Fans Blow ... Up Their Cups]]> What is this yahoo you speak of? Will it have comments? Is it on the series of tubes?

Dany Heatley Speedwagon

]]> <![CDATA[When Your Fans Blow ... Up Their Cups]]> After that Ducks performance last night, Lauren Conrad must be beside herself with grief, what with her being a committed Anaheim fan for 72 hours and all.

MattinglysSideburns

]]> <![CDATA[When Your Fans Blow ... Up Their Cups]]> You are leaving and Weintraub is back. I like the freedom and democracy thing we have here in America but it is times like this that I think China might be doing it the right way. I have to think that in China Weintraub would be tortured and executed while Wyshynski would be chained to a computer like a slave and forced at gun point crank out more great posts.

sir_pantsalot

]]> <![CDATA[When Your Fans Blow ... Up Their Cups]]> They're not booing, they're saying "Boo-ynski."

DennyCrane

]]> <![CDATA[When Your Fans Blow ... Up Their Cups]]> Fight the power, Wyshynski.

Don't let the hoc-key people keep us from getting our Closer!!

Afino

]]> <![CDATA[When Your Fans Blow ... Up Their Cups]]> Wait a second with Wyshynski gone who is not going to tell us about what is happening in the Western Conference? I blame him for the fact I was totally unaware before last night just how good Nabokov is. If everything I learned from hockey came from this closer I would be unaware any team exists West of the Mississippi.

Dany Heatley Speedwagon

]]> <![CDATA[When Your Fans Blow ... Up Their Cups]]> Tecmo Bowl high five!

ColleywoodBanjo

]]> <![CDATA[When Your Fans Blow ... Up Their Cups]]> McClaren is going to feel sooo inadequate at the Eiffel Tower later that night.

dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac

]]> <![CDATA[When Your Fans Blow ... Up Their Cups]]> When did Martin Lawrence start playing hockey??

/I actually love Mike Grier

Afino

]]> <![CDATA[When Your Fans Blow ... Up Their Cups]]> Wait, what? No more Greg? Who's going to give us our morning dose of puck bunnies?
It's been fun, Greg. Good luck.

Carlton_Whitfield

]]> <![CDATA[When Your Fans Blow ... Up Their Cups]]> Not to be outdone, Sean Avery has marshaled his Rangers teammates into affecting fauxhawks throughout the playoffs.

Encouraging Referee Pitman

]]> <![CDATA[When Your Fans Blow ... Up Their Cups]]> "But other opportunities have come my way, and though it's not my desire to do so, I must hand the mic over."

Translation-my lawyer informs me I've run out of appeals and I must serve time on that kiddie porn beef.

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

]]> <![CDATA[When Your Fans Blow ... Up Their Cups]]> And no boobies in the Wyshynski finale. Weak.

What's a Deadspin commenter/hockey fan to do with no Wyshynski?

Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies

]]> <![CDATA[When Your Fans Blow ... Up Their Cups]]> The traditional sendoff for Hockey Closers is a mournful chorus of "Hockey Monkey," right?

Encouraging Referee Pitman

]]> <![CDATA[When Your Fans Blow ... Up Their Cups]]> Roughly 7 and a half hours till game time. I am fired up!

blackaces

]]> <![CDATA[When Your Fans Blow ... Up Their Cups]]> (crowd chants "Wyshynski! Wyshynski!)

Although, personally, I think you should have gone out in a flurry of wall-to-wall tits, but that's just me.

Doyle McPoyle

]]> <![CDATA[When Your Fans Blow ... Up Their Cups]]> Is this the end of zombie Flanders... I mean the NHL closer?

Dany Heatley Speedwagon

]]> <![CDATA[When Your Fans Blow ... Up Their Cups]]> [slow clap]

Do not go gently into that good night, wyshynski.

Clare

]]> <![CDATA[When Your Fans Blow ... Up Their Cups]]> @Wyshynski - A going away post and you dont include a puck bunny or some other titties? Im so disappointed.

Its been fun..

Steve Trachsel, Ace

]]> <![CDATA[When Your Fans Blow ... Up Their Cups]]> Now who's gonna be our hoc-key daddy?

BloggyMcBlogBlog

]]> <![CDATA[When Your Fans Blow ... Up Their Cups]]> SELL-OUT!

BigTenObsession

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