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Now, Sing Along With The Masters

MrInBetween — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 04:36:42 EDT

What junk. Makes me want to fast-forward past the Masters and watch some meaningless NBA Eastern Conference junk.

MrInBetween

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dwinn — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 23:49:50 EDT

You're running for your liiiife
Cause Steve Williams is after yoooooou

dwinn

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Laser Guided — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 18:04:38 EDT

who greenlighted this shit?!

Laser Guided

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DeepFriar — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 15:59:29 EDT

@Afino: golf clap, +1

DeepFriar

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Jefferson Short Bus — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 15:57:05 EDT

I clicked on that YouTube video, and now I'm growing ovaries.

Jefferson Short Bus

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Jews For Purple Jesus — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 15:56:22 EDT

It's Watson, Byron Nelson, Demaret, Player and Snead
It's Tiger, Fried Chicken and Collard Greens.

/Fuzzy'd

Jews For Purple Jesus

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Gourmet Spud — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 15:55:10 EDT

Maybe CBS didn't use it because he called it "Amen's Corner" and "The Green Coat."

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Gourmet Spud — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 15:54:27 EDT

I prefer Mike & The Mechanics' "Labatt Brier, I Send My Heart to Thee."

That...was...baffling.

Gourmet Spud

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Weed Against Speed — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 15:54:02 EDT

♪♪ Heaven help the man who wrote this song...♪♪

Weed Against Speed

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Lady Andrea — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 15:53:32 EDT

@Clare: heee, very nice.

Lady Andrea

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StuScott Booyahs — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 15:52:23 EDT

I prefer "O Canada"

StuScott Booyahs

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Hernandez-is-the-Mandez — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 15:51:52 EDT

"Who'll walk the 18th fairway singing this tune?"
Ummm, nobody.

Hernandez-is-the-Mandez

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Weed Against Speed — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 15:51:30 EDT

Little known fact: the first "wooden-shafted legend" was Pinocchio.

Weed Against Speed

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Clare — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 15:51:03 EDT

@Lady Andrea: There's a mighty wind a-blowin', and it's blowin' toward the tee.

Clare

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Doyle McPoyle — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 15:48:44 EDT

@jake(ymon): Pussymouthed? He wrote "Playing With the Boys" from the Top Gun soundtrack, and that song is- oh.

Doyle McPoyle

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Its The Beer Talking — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 15:48:16 EDT

Who'll wear that green coat on Sunday afternoon?
Who'll walk the 18th fairway singing this tune?

It's a message from the Riddler!

Its The Beer Talking

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HebrewHammer — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 15:47:30 EDT

"Fairway to the Danger Zone"?

HebrewHammer

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Lady Andrea — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 15:47:02 EDT

That is mildly more entertaining if you imagine Mitch & Mickey singing it...

Lady Andrea

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goathair — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 15:46:30 EDT

There is none more bearded than Kenny Loggins.

goathair

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jake(ymon) — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 15:45:14 EDT

I dunno, the other Loggins did some pretty pussymouthed lyrics himself, especially when it came to writing songs about camps for retarded kids.

"I like the love
And I like the peaceful
I wish everyone I know could
Stand in the heartlight..."

Not to be confused with Neil Diamond's "Heartlight," which is about E.T.

Who was kinda like a retarded kid, I guess.

jake(ymon)

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Camp Tiger Claw — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 15:44:15 EDT

Shoulda been you, "Candle In The Wind: Payne Stewart"

Camp Tiger Claw

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BigTenObsession — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 15:44:02 EDT

@Rob Iracane: "The balls are dipped..." What? I'm talking about the ball-washing machine! Oh, grow up.

BigTenObsession

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Brazil Thrill — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 15:43:34 EDT

And who will be the next athlete to be honored by the "wooden-shafted legends" tag?

Brazil Thrill

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7-8 Deville — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 15:42:32 EDT

Jim Nance has one hell of a singing voice!

7-8 Deville

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Afino — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 15:42:30 EDT

It's Sarazen's double eagle at the 15 in '35

Or....

It's the Hooters girl spread eagle at the 15th in :35!

-John Daly

Afino

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Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 15:42:21 EDT

@Weed Against Speed: Dude, wtf?

Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies

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Carlton_Whitfield — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 15:42:17 EDT

Needs more Messina.

Carlton_Whitfield

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Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 15:41:44 EDT

They'd probably be a little more paranoid about that "Golden Bear's thong" line.

Oh, its throng?

Ignore that, then

Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies

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Weed Against Speed — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 15:41:14 EDT

Golden Bear's thongs? What the hell?

Oh. Nevermind.

Weed Against Speed

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I'm Hafner the man I used to be — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 15:41:04 EDT

Maybe Dave just wished he could play with the boys also.

I'm Hafner the man I used to be

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Rob Iracane — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 15:40:58 EDT

Why not just write new lyrics to "One Shining Moment"?

The ball is chipped...

Rob Iracane

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quick — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 15:40:32 EDT

"Wooden-shafted legend"? So Bobby Jones was hung like a tee?

quick

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BigTenObsession — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 15:31:38 EDT

Why is it that the minute I saw the phrase "pussymouthed lyrics" I immediately knew that this was written by The Balls?

BigTenObsession