So, How'd OJ Mayo Work Out For You, Coach Floyd? - Deadspin Comments

So, How'd OJ Mayo Work Out For You, Coach Floyd?

Doxidan, Gentle Doxidan — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 00:10:59 EDT

@DennyCrane: As a friend memorably described it "Think of it in hiphop terms. Tupac? Best Foods. Biggie? Hellman's. It's like a big rap war. With mayonnaise."

Doxidan, Gentle Doxidan

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JackieTreehorn — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 09:32:46 EDT

Will, you got to let the Eric Gordon thing go, man. Stop being so bitter. It's unhealthy.

JackieTreehorn

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Whitey Fisk — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 16:42:46 EDT

OJ Mayo doesn't want you tapping on his fish tank or getting jiggy with the music.

Whitey Fisk

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illiniowl — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 16:36:56 EDT

@Flαmεtown: Brynn Cameron found this out the hard way.

illiniowl

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Fundamentally UnSound — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 16:34:55 EDT

/threadjack

Michael Beasley will hold a press conference to announce decision on future

/end threadjack

...So Beasley's gonna upstage Mayo again?

Fundamentally UnSound

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J-No — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 16:31:27 EDT

Nibbles?

J-No

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Stay Away From Oprah — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 16:31:03 EDT

@muggsybogues: That's right.

Stay Away From Oprah

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futuremrsrickankiel — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 16:29:01 EDT

OJ Mayo spelled backwards is Oy Am Jo; alternatively, it could be O Yam Jo. Does this feel significant to anyone else?

futuremrsrickankiel

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Fundamentally UnSound — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 16:28:31 EDT

@BigTenObsession: What would put it over the top is if they overpaid for two fat, lazy post players.

Oh...right.

/wishes I beat NBA Jam with the Hornets instead

Fundamentally UnSound

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Spanish Necktie — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 16:26:28 EDT

Sure thing, Joe Mayo.

Spanish Necktie

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BigJimSlade — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 16:26:27 EDT

@DennyCrane: Give him time...

BigJimSlade

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DennyCrane — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 16:26:11 EDT

OJ Simpson < OJ Mayo. I think.

DennyCrane

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J-No — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 16:24:52 EDT

At least it's better than what Indiana got out of Eric Gordon.

Boy, all that anger is going to burn you up inside.

/can't let it go either

J-No

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Fundamentally UnSound — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 16:24:37 EDT

Undercover Brother needed Caucasia-Vision and a hot sauce-dispensing watch to tolerate mayo.

The O'Jays > OJ Mayo

Fundamentally UnSound

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Secret Identity — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 16:23:34 EDT

Somehow the 2001 Portland Trail Blazers will find a way to draft him.

Secret Identity

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Flαmεtown — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 16:22:09 EDT

He wants out after he found out playing for the Trojans does NOT, in fact, mean free condoms.

Flαmεtown

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Windier E. Megatons — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 16:18:52 EDT

Indiana also got a first-round playoff exit out of Eric Gordon. And they don't have Li'l Romeo on scholarship. Point, Indiana.

Windier E. Megatons

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Gourmet Spud — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 16:18:50 EDT

@Brazil Thrill-Gasm:

Excellent. It works on so many levels.

Gourmet Spud

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Carlton_Whitfield — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 16:17:05 EDT

@Doyle McPoyle: "Remy? Remy Rifkin? Should I buy a beret?"

Carlton_Whitfield

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elwood — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 16:16:58 EDT

@StuScott Booyahs: You take that back right now! I had someone try to convince me that miracle whip was just as good as mayonnaise, and found it to be most definetly NOT TRUE.

elwood

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muggsybogues — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 16:08:57 EDT

@BigJimSlade: With size, length, and athleticism.

muggsybogues

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BigJimSlade — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 16:04:56 EDT

Mini-Marbury?

BigJimSlade

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Moobs — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 16:04:51 EDT

Wow, I was just telling my buddies the other night that the NBA needed another Vince Carter. Have fun getting paid and mailing it in, OJ.

Moobs

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StuScott Booyahs — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 16:03:01 EDT

@Doyle McPoyle: Elaine is so fine. Way hotter than Erin Andrews.

Ohhhh I think I just set the blogosphere on fiyah!!

StuScott Booyahs

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Tuffy — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 16:02:34 EDT

The Marines will take Mayo in the second round.

Tuffy

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Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 16:01:55 EDT

@Brazil Thrill-Gasm: +1 Beautiful

Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies

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StuScott Booyahs — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 16:01:26 EDT

@WayneFontesFanatic: Personally, I prefer buying generic. I can save 30 cents on two gallons!

StuScott Booyahs

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thesepretzels — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 16:01:16 EDT

Nice to see that SC doesn't skimp on the undershirts.*

*very nice classic unis. approve

thesepretzels

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Doyle McPoyle — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 16:00:53 EDT

Saw the Seinfeld episode last night where Elaine is trying to get her boyfriend to change his name from "Joel Rifkin" and, after reading through a list of football players, begs him to change it to "OJ". Never noticed that before!

Doyle McPoyle

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The Gizmo from Pismo — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 16:00:24 EDT

@StuScott Booyahs: ew no. funky taste to that.

The Gizmo from Pismo

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Jews For Purple Jesus — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 16:00:07 EDT

So the OJ Mayo era at USC ends with a first-round tournament loss to the other heralded freshman.

You mean the towel pisser, right?

Jews For Purple Jesus

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WayneFontesFanatic — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 15:59:09 EDT

@StuScott Booyahs: If you strike the word "the" from your analysis of Miracle Whip, I would 100% agree.

WayneFontesFanatic

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Brazil Thrill — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 15:58:44 EDT

I'm surprised by his decision. Aren't Trojans supposed to hold the Mayo?

Brazil Thrill

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muggsybogues — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 15:58:36 EDT

They call me Mayo Yayo.

muggsybogues

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Weed Against Speed — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 15:58:35 EDT

OJ Mayo is the number one cause of canker sores.

Weed Against Speed

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WayneFontesFanatic — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 15:58:06 EDT

@DennyCrane: I can't answer that question, but I can assure you I am now leaving to make a BLT, heavy on the Hellmann's.

WayneFontesFanatic

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StuScott Booyahs — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 15:58:05 EDT

@WayneFontesFanatic: Everyone knows Miracle Whip is the shit.

StuScott Booyahs

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I Party With 33765-183 — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 15:56:16 EDT

I don't follow much college basketball. For a second, I thought this post was about lunch.

I Party With 33765-183

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MattinglysSideburns — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 15:56:11 EDT

Apropos of nothing, but "OJ" stands for "Ovinton J'Anthony". That's tremendous.

MattinglysSideburns

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BigTenObsession — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 15:55:50 EDT

That mock draft predicted Eric Gordon to the Knicks. Man, are they working over time to get me to never support them again.

BigTenObsession

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DennyCrane — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 15:55:02 EDT

@WayneFontesFanatic: That's Best Foods to you (if you're west of the Rockies).
/why is that?

DennyCrane

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WayneFontesFanatic — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 15:54:10 EDT

Forget being in the top 5 of the NBA Draft. Mayo is now free to strike that million-dollar endorsement deal with Hellmann's.

WayneFontesFanatic

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Carlton_Whitfield — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 15:53:52 EDT

O AN HE SEXY
/wasn't that originally about him?

Carlton_Whitfield

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BigTenObsession — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 15:53:51 EDT

He's leaving early because Lil Romeo convinced Floyd to recruit Lil Bow Wow to form an "all-flow" back-court. It's a fact that Mayo can't hold a tune.

BigTenObsession

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StuScott Booyahs — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 15:51:08 EDT

Mr. T thinks he should stay in stay in school! And eat his greens!

StuScott Booyahs