Alex Smith Is A Little Looser When South Of The Border - Deadspin Comments

Alex Smith Is A Little Looser When South Of The Border

Bastard — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 04:03:12 EDT

I wonder if she knows what they say about guys w/small hands?

Bastard

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BaBaBooey — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 18:52:36 EDT

@Bullet_Tooth_Tony: If you haven't had a $500+ tab at the office, you haven't really lived yet.

BaBaBooey

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BaBaBooey — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 18:48:45 EDT

Should I just repost my original comment or do I have to come up with some witty retort here (since my orginal was not witty and really more of a comment)?

BaBaBooey

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Silky John-STON! — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 17:50:02 EDT

Apparently, Rick goes to 49ersnews more than he goes to deadspin.com.

The Deadspin office needs to hire Terry Tate to bring the pain train. "YOU DUPE A POST! YOU HURT THE MOST! WOO!"

Silky John-STON!

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Bullet_Tooth_Tony — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 17:24:55 EDT

The Office- a fine Cabo establishment.

Bullet_Tooth_Tony

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MrSinlinlin — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 17:07:21 EDT

I believe he learned this under Urban Meyer... it's a razzle-dazzle play in the "Spread Offense" that only works against a sloppy defense. Bad play call here.

MrSinlinlin

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Brazil Thrill — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 17:04:04 EDT

@David Hume: And hopefully Wie is wearing nothing but a lei.

Brazil Thrill

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LeagueofShadows — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 16:59:25 EDT

@DennyCrane: Triple T's thoughts on the matter.

Yeah, fun is fun. But when things don't happen the way they supposed to happen, you know Triple's T gonna condense the nonsense, just cause I'm on vacation don't mean I'm out to lunch, I come to play, baby.

I love Terry Tate too much.

LeagueofShadows

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Triple B — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 16:59:18 EDT

@MattinglysSideburns: I won't be the guy making any Kimbo Slice jokes. Terry Tate is fair game.

Triple B

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Weed Against Speed — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 16:56:49 EDT

In the Mormon relgion, the taste of ear wax goes a long way in determining whether a woman may be suitable as a wife.

Weed Against Speed

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CreamsicleOrange — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 16:54:23 EDT

I would love to see the next frame. The one where the young spring breaker realizes that the tongue of an oft-injured, small handed, talentless Mormon QB just sampled the right side of her face.

CreamsicleOrange

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Secret Identity — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 16:54:03 EDT

@MattinglysSideburns:

MAN UP!

Secret Identity

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MattinglysSideburns — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 16:52:25 EDT

@Triple B: Where does the Office Kimbo factor into the equation?

MattinglysSideburns

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David Hume — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 16:52:20 EDT

@Brazil Thrill-Gasm: Featuring Michelle Wie's ass, I hope.

David Hume

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twoeightnine — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 16:51:26 EDT

He's actually whispering to her: "Don't worry, baby, it's not true what they say about small hands." What? I love a girl with baby hands.

twoeightnine

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DennyCrane — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 16:51:22 EDT

@Triple B: Terry Tate, Office Linebacker > Office bimbo > Office Rambo

DennyCrane

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Carlton_Whitfield — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 16:50:57 EDT

@Gourmet Spud: Which of course comes on the heels of A.J.'s "Yahweh Rescues the Sporting Enthusiast."

Carlton_Whitfield

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strong like bull smart like tractor — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 16:50:01 EDT

So, is thedirty officially part of the Gawker Media Empire now? There's only so much that Nibbles can do, Nick...

strong like bull smart like tractor

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Triple B — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 16:47:49 EDT

Office bimbo > office rambo

Triple B

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Brazil Thrill — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 16:47:44 EDT

@I Party With Hansen: Up next, pictures of Brook and Robin Lopez's crazy vacation to Hawaii.

Brazil Thrill

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McCroskey — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 16:47:32 EDT

John Rhys-Davies is everywhere

McCroskey

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Fundamentally UnSound — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 16:47:22 EDT

"Smith Tries to One-Up Leinart"

Bigger contract, shittier team, and possibly a harder party-er? Check and mate.

/pissed off Niners fan

Fundamentally UnSound

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The Gizmo from Pismo — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 16:47:07 EDT

Hah! Fools! What you don't know is that Smith went to same bar TWICE and met the chick's twin sister!

For the Mexican guy? Eh..they all look the same.

The Gizmo from Pismo

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goathair — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 16:47:00 EDT

I have the same beard.

goathair

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stealofthedraft — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 16:46:49 EDT

You meet my daugher. She's pretty, yes? Now you'll have to marry her.

stealofthedraft

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The Legend of Vincent Tremblay — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 16:46:39 EDT

Alex Smith is all wrong for The Dirty's system. He'd be a much better drunk if his party photos were posted on TMZ.

The Legend of Vincent Tremblay

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Triple B — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 16:46:34 EDT

@Triple B: Fixed, but not well enough

Triple B

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LeagueofShadows — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 16:45:26 EDT

OH NOM NOM NOM

LeagueofShadows

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Big Jim Slade — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 16:44:33 EDT

CAPTAIN CHAOS!!!!

Big Jim Slade

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The Teufel Shuffle — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 16:43:26 EDT

Why the hell is Alex Smith hanging out with George Lopez?

The Teufel Shuffle

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Gourmet Spud — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 16:43:22 EDT

@HebrewHammer:

I can't wait for the inevitable tension when Rick releases his book, "Are You There, God? It's Me, A Fan Who Needs Saving."

Gourmet Spud

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Triple B — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 16:42:25 EDT

@Suss--: Jeff Garcia would find a way to beat them off out for the starting job.

Fixed

Triple B

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Lady Andrea — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 16:41:40 EDT

Apparently the left hands and right hands of Deadspin do not know what each other are up to....

Lady Andrea

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TimBiakabutukaMyLunchMoney — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 16:41:35 EDT

Is that the Guanabee guy?

TimBiakabutukaMyLunchMoney

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MattinglysSideburns — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 16:41:25 EDT

Jay Briscoe, George Lopez, yes, karate student.

MattinglysSideburns

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Carlton_Whitfield — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 16:39:36 EDT

The Office Rambo never forgot his fellow soldiers left behind in the supply closet.

Carlton_Whitfield

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HebrewHammer — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 16:39:28 EDT

There's less communication between the Deadspin staff than there is on the Knicks starting five. Zing!

HebrewHammer

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Weed Against Speed — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 16:37:30 EDT

@André Roussimoff: He can solve all Human Resources problems with the aide of his trusty knife.

Weed Against Speed

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DennyCrane — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 16:36:24 EDT

Hey, at least Alex is posing with women and not NSYNC.

DennyCrane

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Matt Sussman — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 16:35:05 EDT

"What if Matt Leinart and Alex Smith played on the same team? "

Jeff Garcia would find a way to beat them out for the starting job.

Matt Sussman

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André Roussimoff — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 16:34:57 EDT

I wonder if The Office Rambo fought for the Taliban like The Movie Rambo did.

André Roussimoff

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Gourmet Spud — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 16:34:42 EDT

He's actually whispering to her: "Don't worry, baby, it's not true what they say about small hands."

Gourmet Spud

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I Party With Smoot — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 16:34:31 EDT

@Brazil Thrill-Gasm: It's Twin Day on Deadspin. First Ozzie/Jose, now this.

I Party With Smoot

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Brazil Thrill — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 16:30:31 EDT

I kinda liked this story better the first time it appeared on Deadspin.

Brazil Thrill