I'm Not Your Fwend, Buddy - Deadspin Comments

I'm Not Your Fwend, Buddy

josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 21:54:38 EDT

@DennyCrane: As long as they are not cobwebs, I don't care what she has crammed in there.

josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you

I'm Not Your Fwend, Buddy

MrRedDevil — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 17:39:56 EDT

@Dr. Spaceman: +1 for the good Doctor! Now if we could just get me some of those pills that you give Tracy Jordan...

MrRedDevil

I'm Not Your Fwend, Buddy

44 in a Row — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 17:23:09 EDT

That's an ugly way to give up a run.

44 in a Row

I'm Not Your Fwend, Buddy

cowbell204 — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 17:22:45 EDT

@How do you spell retard?:

also failed to mention Varitek lollygagging the whole way to first

cowbell204

I'm Not Your Fwend, Buddy

How do you spell retard? — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 17:16:21 EDT

@Signal to Noise: Of course when Varitek got tagged out a second, McCarver called it intelligent (white) baserunning, just bad (white) speed.
And he said buggywhip (see Chris Wheeler glossary) last Saturday.

How do you spell retard?

I'm Not Your Fwend, Buddy

Fundamentally UnSound — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 17:07:46 EDT

@DennyCrane: The only time I'd tolerate "IN THE HOLE!!!" from one of those douches in the gallery.

Fundamentally UnSound

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ltwinslow — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 16:56:10 EDT

that never gets old

ltwinslow

I'm Not Your Fwend, Buddy

Signal to Noise — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 16:56:05 EDT

Manny just got all of it.

Tim McCarver is still talking about Ortiz's check swing.

Signal to Noise

I'm Not Your Fwend, Buddy

Dr. Spaceman, Esq. — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 16:51:04 EDT

Joe Buck is so full of shit. First he makes fun of meteorologists, then it starts to rain and he contradicts himself from four innings before.

Dr. Spaceman, Esq.

I'm Not Your Fwend, Buddy

Peter Cavan — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 16:48:15 EDT

I could do without the nostril dance party in the Edge Gel shaving cream commercial.

Peter Cavan

I'm Not Your Fwend, Buddy

Signal to Noise — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 16:40:55 EDT

Bet her green is particularly slick.

Signal to Noise

I'm Not Your Fwend, Buddy

I Party With Smoot — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 16:39:01 EDT

I always thought that as a goalie you didn't want rebounds...

I Party With Smoot

I'm Not Your Fwend, Buddy

Nacho Friendly — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 16:36:30 EDT

"As a model, i was used to getting naked in front of people."

Fine, yes, but what about your short game?

Nacho Friendly

I'm Not Your Fwend, Buddy

Da_Mang — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 16:32:35 EDT

I loved Zach Johnson in that Johnny Cash movie.

Da_Mang

I'm Not Your Fwend, Buddy

Sherrill-Theory — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 16:25:10 EDT

@DennyCrane: I just hope the rake doesn't get in the way.

Sherrill-Theory

I'm Not Your Fwend, Buddy

She Blinded Me With Violence — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 16:22:43 EDT

@Brazil Thrill-Gasm: @How do you spell retard?: Hello, fwends.

She Blinded Me With Violence

I'm Not Your Fwend, Buddy

How do you spell retard? — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 16:22:33 EDT

@How do you spell retard?: Damn, I'm not your fwend buddy.

How do you spell retard?

I'm Not Your Fwend, Buddy

How do you spell retard? — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 16:22:05 EDT

@The Dulcet Tones Of Jim Nantz: I'm not your guy, fwend.

How do you spell retard?

I'm Not Your Fwend, Buddy

Brazil Thrill — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 16:22:02 EDT

@The Dulcet Tones Of Jim Nantz: I'm not your guy, friend!

Brazil Thrill

I'm Not Your Fwend, Buddy

DennyCrane — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 16:20:13 EDT

I'd like to get stuck in her sand trap.

DennyCrane

I'm Not Your Fwend, Buddy

Da_Mang — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 16:19:47 EDT

Why do all European golfers feel the need to dress like Al Czervick?

Da_Mang

I'm Not Your Fwend, Buddy

She Blinded Me With Violence — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 16:15:54 EDT

I'm not your buddy, guy.

She Blinded Me With Violence