Erin Andrews' Calves Await Your Scrutiny - Deadspin Comments

Erin Andrews' Calves Await Your Scrutiny

PrinceMyshkin — Mon, 05 May 2008 12:13:44 EDT

So she's a hipster now? Fantastic. Now all I have to do is find some Clash b-sides and she's mine.

PrinceMyshkin

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LilJerrySeinfeld — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 13:38:04 EDT

She is really bow-legged.

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Matt_T — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 18:17:14 EDT

@SonofSpurrier: I graduated from an SEC school. I definitely understand tailgating for the spring game

But I think ESPN has too much pull in college football and it appears they play favorites from time to time. (USC in recent years)

Matt_T

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metalmaniac — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 18:07:28 EDT

@StuScott Booyahs: Does being into Jefferson Airplane count?

metalmaniac

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André Roussimoff — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 16:51:27 EDT

@NovakAintNoJokovic: Thank you, and on second thought I think I'm going to say yes to the one in front of the bald guy just because shes a blond, and hope for the best.

André Roussimoff

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RachelRayIsTheDevil — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 16:42:57 EDT

@Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!: That'll be fine as long as her name is Erin. It was a warm day at Florida Field. That taint must have been deliciously sweaty.

RachelRayIsTheDevil

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SonofSpurrier — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 16:25:25 EDT

@Matt_T: you must not live in the south. We're looking for a reason to go out and tailgate as the temperature are going up, and the spring game is a perfect excuse to wake up and get shitty drunk by noon.

SonofSpurrier

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nacogdoches — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 16:18:15 EDT

"We no longer want to tap that. Get off MILF Island!"

nacogdoches

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Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah! — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 16:09:11 EDT

@RachelRayIsTheDevil:Well at the rate I'm going, my girlfriend may need to call you in the next couple of years to see how you did it.

Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!

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Doc Medich — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 15:50:09 EDT

Where did you get that dress, it's awful! And those shoes and that coat, jeeeeez!

Doc Medich

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Robert Barone’s Dog — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 15:41:16 EDT

While not the most flattering pic of Ms. A., I am still disappointed in the absence of DS-HD in this post.

Robert Barone’s Dog

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NovakAintNoJokovic — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 15:34:59 EDT

I'm not impressed. There, I said it.

@André Roussimoff: I was waiting for one of those, and let me say it was worth the wait. Well done.

NovakAintNoJokovic

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RachelRayIsTheDevil — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 15:32:43 EDT

@Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!: Been there done that Body Bag. My dad's ashes are spread neatly at the 50 yard line at Florida Field.

RachelRayIsTheDevil

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12-Inch Idongivafuck Sandwich — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 15:18:22 EDT

@Suss--: Blue beat Orange 28-14 (yeaaaa, I was there, drinking heavily)

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Rozelle’s Bagman — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 15:17:04 EDT

Miss St.Pauli > Erin Andrews

By about 10 kilos.

Rozelle’s Bagman

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CreamsicleOrange — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 15:14:49 EDT

Cankles and it looks like she just got off a horse. They just don't make 'em like Linda Cohn anymore.

CreamsicleOrange

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AusKosh — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 15:14:00 EDT

your. Ugh.

AusKosh

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AusKosh — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 15:13:42 EDT

@ILovePaleHoseandPaleHos: Really thought you'd step up to the plate here, what with you screen name and all.

AusKosh

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micke — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 14:59:39 EDT

You could drive an AMC Matador between those bow legs!

micke

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André Roussimoff — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 14:58:23 EDT

Yes, Tebow, can't tell because the bald guy's head is too big, bald guy, black guy, old guy, too much hair gel and sunglasses guy, Yes, Yes, bright blue shirt guy

André Roussimoff

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ImAManImForty — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 14:56:41 EDT

if that is a pantyline, she has a serious sweating problem. Has she not heard of Botox for that? http://www.fda.gov/bbs/topics/answers/2004/ANS01301.html

ImAManImForty

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ImAManImForty — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 14:54:33 EDT

http://oncollegefootball.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/erinandrewssandwich.gif

ImAManImForty

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ImAManImForty — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 14:54:22 EDT

@MoBot: Make it work. I would give a pass on kankles for that face. Just sayin...

ImAManImForty

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Lance's Other Nut — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 14:52:56 EDT

@MoBot: Those very well could be heels, could be attributable to the "sink" factor of the field

@starksgotejected: I was thinking the exact same thing...inexcusable on her part

Lance's Other Nut

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Le Légende de Vincent Tremblay — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 14:40:51 EDT

@UkraineNotWeak: Judging from her paleness and her outfit, Erin spends a lot of time locked in her hotel room, hiding from Musberger and Lavin.

Explained.

Le Légende de Vincent Tremblay

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MoBot — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 14:38:47 EDT

That second picture is why girls shouldn't wear flats with skirts. Every girl gets cankles without a little lift in the heal.

/Tim Gunn

MoBot

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Suss-- — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 14:36:35 EDT

BUT WHO WON!?

Suss--

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amorphous — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 14:34:37 EDT

Tim Tebow does not suffer the indignity of carrying his own shoulder pads.

amorphous

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starksgotejected — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 14:33:37 EDT

That second pic reveals an absolutely horrifying pantyline.

starksgotejected

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Gourmet Spud — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 14:31:22 EDT

@Camp Tiger Claw:
@Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!:

Well played, both.

Gourmet Spud

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sassydeerrun — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 14:30:22 EDT

I am not a fan of the skirt, but she has nice legs. Approve. Wait, we are voting on this, right?

sassydeerrun

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12-Inch Idongivafuck Sandwich — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 14:26:25 EDT

@Matt_T: I believe that last year they were at Alabama for the spring game...I think its some sort of effort to bring populartity to the spring game...

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Lady Andrea — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 14:25:28 EDT

I love Erin Andrews, but that dress is hideous.

Lady Andrea

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hector villanueva's posse — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 14:25:21 EDT

She's got such a fat ass, when she walks down the street people yell "godDAMNIT that's a big fat ass..."

What the hell?

hector villanueva's posse

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Camp Tiger Claw — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 14:24:03 EDT

@Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!: After 12 years as QB you'd think he'd be better with the media by now.

Camp Tiger Claw

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Herbies_Wingman — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 14:23:59 EDT

@Secret Identity: damn it....kudos to you sir

Herbies_Wingman

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Herbies_Wingman — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 14:23:34 EDT

She just back from trying out to be the next St. Pauli Girl

Herbies_Wingman

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Mayor McRib — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 14:23:09 EDT

Nice to see they are making Zubaz pants for the ladies. She probably was inquiring for Tim to invite his rich friends over for a dinner party to see if they would like to invest 10k into her latest business venture...Ms. Zubaz

Mayor McRib

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Secret Identity — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 14:22:50 EDT

Suddenly I have a craving for a St. Pauli Girl.

Secret Identity

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starksgotejected — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 14:21:30 EDT

Her legs appear bowed for the T.

starksgotejected

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drewheyman — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 14:19:26 EDT

@UkraineNotWeak: her wide stance and bow legs suggest that as well.

drewheyman

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David Hume — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 14:17:36 EDT

@Bob Loblaw: SPF 60? What do you call that - Liquid Burqa?

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GreatOdensRaven — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 14:17:03 EDT

@Matt_T: Be careful there. There is a direct proportion between the amount of Spring Football games televised on ESPN and the number of Norman Chad sightings on World Series of Poker reruns.

GreatOdensRaven

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muggsybogues — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 14:16:59 EDT

@Whitey Fisk: Let's hike the skirt up a couple inches and get her a pair of heels. Then we're talking.

muggsybogues

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Slothrop — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 14:15:24 EDT

She looks like she should have two fistfulls of beer steins to go with that outfit. And that would be just fine.

Slothrop

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Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah! — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 14:15:13 EDT

@Camp Tiger Claw: as opposed to Weatherford's interviews, which generally involve phrases like "well that sixth sack..." and "which caused me to throw another interception."

Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!

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LeNoceur — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 14:11:33 EDT

I'm thinking those are very sheer stockings. Her arms are nice and tan.

That skirt does nothing for her ass, though.

LeNoceur

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MattinglysSideburns — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 14:11:31 EDT

@ILovePaleHoseandPaleHos:
And while we're at it, what's with the zippered back pockets there on No Ass's jeans?

MattinglysSideburns

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UkraineNotWeak — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 14:11:20 EDT

@ILovePaleHoseandPaleHos:

Judging from her paleness and her outfit, Erin spends a lot of time in the dark.

UkraineNotWeak

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Glass_Family — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 14:10:46 EDT

All for Silas... all for Silas...

Glass_Family

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Whitey Fisk — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 14:09:31 EDT

@muggsybogues:

Yet, strangely, it enhances one of mine.

Whitey Fisk

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Chamomiles Davis — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 14:08:23 EDT

I can't believe he didn't stop to speak to that kindly old gentleman in the gray shorts and blue cap first.

Chamomiles Davis

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ILovePaleHoseandPaleHos — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 14:07:43 EDT

I say this will a staunch record of heterosexuality - Erin, that entire ensemble is awful.

ILovePaleHoseandPaleHos

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UkraineNotWeak — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 14:06:47 EDT

@MitchKayak:

I'm hoping she made it back in time for that evening's show.

UkraineNotWeak

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pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 14:05:50 EDT

also, I see khaki and cargo shorts...WHERE ARE THE JORTS?!?

pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at

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pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 14:05:19 EDT

@Matt_T: that's what ESPNU is for goddammit!

seriously, it has to be for something

pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at

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Magnakai Haaskivi — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 14:03:15 EDT

Is she wearing hose or something there? Because those are some white legs. Tim Tebow might've been blinded.

Magnakai Haaskivi

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MitchKayak — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 14:03:06 EDT

Her moonlighting job is at Disney World singing "It's A Small World".

MitchKayak

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Brazil Thrill — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 14:03:01 EDT

@HugsFromHarold: I'm sure we'll all be hoping for a Marilyn Monroe moment next time she wears a skirt.

Brazil Thrill

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Bob Loblaw — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 14:02:58 EDT

Little heavy on the SPF 60, eh EA?

Bob Loblaw

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Matt_T — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 14:02:34 EDT

ESPN's love for Florida is getting close to Yankees/Red Sox levels. There's no reason for them to show any school's spring game.

Matt_T

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Stev D — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 14:02:24 EDT

@Gourmet Spud: She's "erin" in her choice of skirts!

I may now work for US Weekly.

Stev D

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MattinglysSideburns — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 14:02:11 EDT

So we're 100% certain that she's not wearing white leggings and that's not actually her pale, bare legs?

MattinglysSideburns

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Camp Tiger Claw — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 14:01:59 EDT

Trying very hard to get a salient quote from the Florida quarterback during the Gators annual spring game.

I hope salient means something about taking it one day at a time, following the plan that Coach Meyer has set, and Christ being the only route to salvation.

Camp Tiger Claw

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name_goes_here — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 14:01:28 EDT

Why is she wearing a hypercolor skirt?

name_goes_here

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DumpsterDining — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 14:00:58 EDT

Apparently she was running late and didn't have time to change after her yodeling lesson.

DumpsterDining

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Slothrop — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 14:00:08 EDT

Does someone have a magnifying glass trained on the bald dude's head?

Slothrop

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ghostsoftheSCupcountry — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 13:58:53 EDT

Honey, just drop the skirt and all will be well.

Seriously, it's ugly. Either go with the shorts and mean it or break or the slacks, kay?

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

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Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah! — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 13:57:43 EDT

Looking at her, I suddenly crave hot chocolate.

Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!

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12-Inch Idongivafuck Sandwich — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 13:56:48 EDT

To put it simply, "YES!!!!!!!!!!"

12-Inch Idongivafuck Sandwich

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goathair — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 13:56:15 EDT

@Captain Caveman: Shanoff's is from Tebow.

goathair

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Packy — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 13:55:01 EDT

@Civil Negligence: more like creepy...

Packy

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Civil Negligence — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 13:54:05 EDT

I'd like to be one of her 7 dwarfs, Horny.

Civil Negligence

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muggsybogues — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 13:53:17 EDT

Ugh and she's pale. This is miserable.

muggsybogues

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Packy — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 13:53:04 EDT

Her woman parts are not big enough for tebow. let us not forget his well endowed girlfrind

Packy

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HugsFromHarold — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 13:52:48 EDT

@Brazil Thrill-Gasm: I'm betting she has this under the skirt.
[www.cafepress.com]

HugsFromHarold

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SlickBomb — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 13:52:14 EDT

Cankles? No rikkie!

SlickBomb

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StuScott Booyahs — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 13:51:54 EDT

If you're into Alice in Wonderland, I can see being into Erin Andrews.

StuScott Booyahs

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SonofSpurrier — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 13:51:51 EDT

Approved. could use a bit more tanning, but I imagine she's busy. Also on a side, Jasper Brinkley will break Tebow's leg in three pieces this november.

SonofSpurrier

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Gourmet Spud — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 13:51:25 EDT

@Gourmet Spud:

In retrospect, not the most masculine comment I've ever posted.

Gourmet Spud

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dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 13:50:52 EDT

"What the fuck did you just say to me?"

dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac

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muggsybogues — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 13:50:26 EDT

I can't believe she has cankles. This ruins, maybe, 4/5ths of my Erin Andrews-related fantasies.

muggsybogues

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Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah! — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 13:49:53 EDT

As someone who loves the Gators with such a fervor that I want my ashes spread at the Swamp, those two pictures turned me into a 12-year old girl staring at the cover of the newest Tiger Beat.

Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!