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Ron Artest's Lunacy Knows No Bounds

supermike5alive — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 11:12:01 EDT

that guy who had to inspect the giant snake eggs/mushrooms in Artest's yard - he is Ron's Lawn Boy, right?

am i too late?

supermike5alive

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Sheepblog — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 09:44:12 EDT

I can't WAIT for Ron's "Behind the Music" episode.

Sheepblog

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Lance's Other Nut — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 09:05:19 EDT

@GettinMyGooseOn: nice

Lance's Other Nut

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GettinMyGooseOn — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 19:53:19 EDT

Ron like an antelope outta control?

GettinMyGooseOn

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FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 19:16:13 EDT

Snake eggs are really good scrambled with a little cilantro.

FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns

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MannysHeadStash — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 19:15:09 EDT

I must inquire, Will, son, can you still have fun?

MannysHeadStash

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muggsybogues — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 18:41:21 EDT

Artest, King of Prussia?

muggsybogues

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KittyLitterKing — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 18:33:50 EDT

Here he comes in his palanquin
On the back of an elephant
On a bed made of linen and sequins and silk
All astride in his clothing line
He's king and his concubines
And his assistant with his organic cookies and milk
And we'll all come praise Artest
And we'll all come praise Artest

/Decemberistized for Will's approval

KittyLitterKing

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algiers4 — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 18:33:00 EDT

i might ask you to take a radio apart and put it back together... or maybe to get me ten tacos..

algiers4

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The Most Dangerous Game of Grab-Ass — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 18:18:28 EDT

"Sanity never came his way."

/ducks and hides

The Most Dangerous Game of Grab-Ass

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Silky John-STON! — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 18:17:45 EDT

@MitchKayak: Brrreast milllk.... you made my daaaaAAAyyyyy.... @The New Math: 86=1: That's a good-ass sugar cookie.

Silky John-STON!

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Silky John-STON! — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 18:16:32 EDT

Those weren't snake eggs, they were my freshly botoxed balls.

Silky John-STON!

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The New Math: 86=1 — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 18:15:30 EDT

I want you to walk to Brooklyn and get me a sugar cookie.

The New Math: 86=1

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LeagueofShadows — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 18:12:19 EDT

By gawd, that's not Will Leitch's music!

LeagueofShadows

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Steve Trachsel, Ace — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 18:02:36 EDT

@starksgotejected: Thats the shocking part of any athlete getting busted for DUI or possession. Isnt that what the entourage is for, carry your drugs and driving your drunk ass home.

Steve Trachsel, Ace

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Whitey Fisk — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 18:01:20 EDT

Artest was tired of those motherfuckin giant snake eggs in his motherfuckin backyard.

/Phish reference

Whitey Fisk

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Brazil Thrill — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 18:00:19 EDT

I hope he doesn't get traded to the Timberwolves, for his hair stylist's sake.

Brazil Thrill

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starksgotejected — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 17:57:55 EDT

Unfortunately, due to an error by a Denver-area Kinkos, the arrow on Team Melo's flowchart that led down from the "Keep My Drunk Ass From Driving and Getting Arrested" bubble went back up, around, and down to Melo himself.

starksgotejected

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GreatOdensRaven — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 17:57:46 EDT

Artie Lange doesn't see what the fuss is all about here.

GreatOdensRaven

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Juancho — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 17:57:45 EDT

Dot Com: We could add someone else to the entourage. Tracy: That’s a good idea. Yo, what’s Young Larry doing these days? Grizz: He’s in Jay-Z’s entourage. Tracy: What about Cheese? Dot Com: He’s rolling with Ghostface Killah now. Tracy: Fat Balls? Dot Com: Studying hotel administration at Cornell. Tracy: Well, go ahead, Fat Balls! That’s a good program!

Juancho

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The Teufel Shuffle — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 17:57:12 EDT

Is his intern Erick Barkley? He's got plenty of free time these days.

The Teufel Shuffle

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supermike5alive — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 17:56:42 EDT

no phish on deadspin! only The Arcade Fire!

supermike5alive

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The Fan’s Attic — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 17:56:06 EDT

...asked to "remove what Mr. Artest thought were giant snake eggs in his backyard." (It turned out Sam Cassell had just misplaced his...uh, marbles.)

The Fan’s Attic

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BubbaCJ24 — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 17:53:04 EDT

What most people don't know is that Kevin Martin got "Burger" shaved into the back of his head.

BubbaCJ24

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Sir Hotbod Handsomeface — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 17:52:18 EDT

@Gourmet Spud: +1up

Sir Hotbod Handsomeface

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MrMoustache — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 17:51:48 EDT

Man, a reunited Phish should totally sign with TruWarier Records. I'm so stoned right now.

MrMoustache

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amorphous — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 17:51:33 EDT

...where using your haircut to tell the world you have exactly nine blood relatives happens.

amorphous

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Bobby_Big_Wheel — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 17:49:57 EDT

We can't make Phish references but you're linking to a Stoner D.C. map before the comments. Way to send mixed messages.

Bobby_Big_Wheel

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The Joy of Cesc — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 17:49:55 EDT

Organic cookies, giant snake eggs. I think Ron Artest has been listening to Sleep too much.

The Joy of Cesc

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Weed Against Speed — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 17:48:46 EDT

The guy who makes his aluminum foil hats makes 45K a year.

Weed Against Speed

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Bring Me The Head of Karim Garcia — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 17:48:42 EDT

Ron's barber was tired of reminding Ron that he was no longer on the Pacers.

Bring Me The Head of Karim Garcia

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LeagueofShadows — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 17:47:13 EDT

Where more time is spent in a barbershop than practicing happens.

LeagueofShadows

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ltwinslow — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 17:45:10 EDT

... where antisocial personality disorder happens

ltwinslow

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Carlton_Whitfield — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 17:45:04 EDT

@ltwinslow: + 1. I can't read anything Artest says without hearing it in Tracy Jordan's voice.

Carlton_Whitfield

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DM — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 17:44:50 EDT

But does he also have someone to clean his royal penis?

What a douche.

Ron Artest's Lunacy Knows No Bounds

SlantedAndDisenchanted — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 17:44:09 EDT

I once saw giant snakes while on mushrooms. So, you know, we all have our moments.

SlantedAndDisenchanted

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ltwinslow — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 17:43:06 EDT

pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft...

-griz & dotcom

ltwinslow

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MitchKayak — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 17:42:23 EDT

go up to the Bronx, and get me some breast milk from a Cambodian immigrant.

MitchKayak

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Lady Andrea — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 17:42:13 EDT

That's SO weird b/c "Giant Snake Eggs" is the name of my Barry Manilow Revue....

Lady Andrea

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Weed Against Speed — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 17:41:59 EDT

One time, I thought there were giant snake eggs in my backyard. Turns out they were just regular-sized snake eggs.

Weed Against Speed

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Gourmet Spud — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 17:40:33 EDT

...asked to "remove what Mr. Artest thought were giant snake eggs in his backyard." (They turned out to be mushrooms.)

Who's his assistant? Yoshi?

Gourmet Spud

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7th Floor King Dingaling — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 17:39:58 EDT

If you look closely you will see that there is a treasure map carved on the back of his head

7th Floor King Dingaling