Wade Boggs And His Mullet Appear On ESPN - Deadspin Comments

Wade Boggs And His Mullet Appear On ESPN

GhostofCharlesBronson — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 00:23:46 EDT

It is a stretch but a possibility, no?

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GhostofCharlesBronson

Wade Boggs And His Mullet Appear On ESPN

cromartie — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 16:47:10 EDT

Well, Chris Benoit isn't using that hairstyle any more so....

cromartie

Wade Boggs And His Mullet Appear On ESPN

Loudon Peppermilk's Academy of Literal Dance — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 16:18:26 EDT

I guess the Hair Club For Men has perfected the Barry Melrose.

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Wade Boggs And His Mullet Appear On ESPN

BelichickSpiesOnYou — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 10:28:43 EDT

Do you think that now he is one of the gang at ESPN, he'll eat a box of chicken, go out with Berman, and go "opposite field" with some 45 year old cougar, taking them back to his temporary apartment in Bristol while Berman and his hook up for the night sleep it off on his couch?

BelichickSpiesOnYou

Wade Boggs And His Mullet Appear On ESPN

Death Blow — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 09:58:47 EDT

@MitchKayak: Pitt the Elder!

Death Blow

Wade Boggs And His Mullet Appear On ESPN

drewheyman — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 21:55:00 EDT

laugh all you want, but for those of us whose hair is circling down the drain, when you magically get it back, then all hairstyles look awesome. he's gonna have a mohawk, fauxhawk, rat tail, curls, hightop fade, buttcut, kid n play thing, bobby brown thing, vanilla ice thing, rick astley thing, flock of seagulls thing, and smile through every one!

drewheyman

Wade Boggs And His Mullet Appear On ESPN

scammy — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 21:06:03 EDT

Now that is one fine Kentucky Waterfall!

scammy

Wade Boggs And His Mullet Appear On ESPN

metroville — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 20:29:31 EDT

@Dread-Pirate-Dave-Roberts: But in Rice's and Buckner's defense, they (along with Dennis Eckersley) actually wore their current hairstyles in the 80s. Boggs' offering is, quite perplexingly, a fresh look for him.

metroville

Wade Boggs And His Mullet Appear On ESPN

LeagueofShadows — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 19:09:52 EDT

@amorphous: THE CREATOR OF THE UNIVERSE>>>>NAPPY JOKES>>>>WADE BOGSS

/SWEATWOMAN'D

LeagueofShadows

Wade Boggs And His Mullet Appear On ESPN

thefuseproject — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 18:46:42 EDT

A. Is it in their contract that ESPN on camera talent must shop at Men's Wearhouse.* B. What is that on Boggs' face!? Somebody get him Clyde Frazier's phone number. *clearly still wearing leftovers from the Johnny Carson collection (big and tall version)

thefuseproject

Wade Boggs And His Mullet Appear On ESPN

JimmyChitwood — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 18:33:42 EDT

Oh...I thought that was Brian Engblom talking baseball.

JimmyChitwood

Wade Boggs And His Mullet Appear On ESPN

YukMouth — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 18:32:47 EDT

Wade Boggs is an insufferable prick. Watching Berman blow him for 60 minutes as they cut away 7 times for updates on the Boston NY game that hadn't started yet was unbearable.

YukMouth

Wade Boggs And His Mullet Appear On ESPN

Mayor McRib — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 18:30:51 EDT

I thought he'd be bigger.

thanks

Mayor McRib

Wade Boggs And His Mullet Appear On ESPN

BMass — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 18:29:51 EDT

First, Ron Artest takes my hair cut, now Wade Boggs. Can this day get any worse?

BMass

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amorphous — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 18:27:44 EDT

Ron Artest's insanity > Wade Boggs's strangeness

Wade Boggs's mullet > Ron Artest's KIN9

Chickens > organic cookies

amorphous

Wade Boggs And His Mullet Appear On ESPN

JoeyBellesGPS — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 18:25:51 EDT

I'm waiting for Walt Frazier to be walking through the background with Just For Men brush in color gel.

JoeyBellesGPS

Wade Boggs And His Mullet Appear On ESPN

MitchKayak — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 18:25:37 EDT

I still say that Lord Palmerston was the best British Prime Minister.

MitchKayak

Wade Boggs And His Mullet Appear On ESPN

suntastic — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 18:25:26 EDT

WAIT, you're telling me there was a Road House 2?!!!

//runs out the door

suntastic

Wade Boggs And His Mullet Appear On ESPN

OchentaYcinco — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 18:22:57 EDT

Thanks to his legendary drinking exploits, I have friends who to this day will call at 1:45 a.m. from a bar to order a pizza for pick-up under the name Wade.

OchentaYcinco

Wade Boggs And His Mullet Appear On ESPN

Lady Andrea — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 18:22:43 EDT

If they're gonna do Road House 3, they better get on it while Swayze is still available.

Lady Andrea

Wade Boggs And His Mullet Appear On ESPN

Herbies_Wingman — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 18:20:57 EDT

Goatee rides 25 cents

/Salisburied

Herbies_Wingman

Wade Boggs And His Mullet Appear On ESPN

I_hate_yourself — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 18:19:05 EDT

Please, at least he couldn't drink or eat in style.
tastybooze.com

I_hate_yourself

Wade Boggs And His Mullet Appear On ESPN

JakeFratelli — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 18:18:47 EDT

@Mr. Marinovich: SHOTY.....

JakeFratelli

Wade Boggs And His Mullet Appear On ESPN

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 18:18:39 EDT

@KittyLitterKing: Really it's hard to argue with that formula.

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner

Wade Boggs And His Mullet Appear On ESPN

Mr. Marinovich — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 18:16:32 EDT

The Boggs 70-beer story is truly one of the very best.

He really is what this site is all about. A ridiculously awesome ballplayer with all the characteristics we look for in a Deadspin legend.

Mr. Marinovich

Wade Boggs And His Mullet Appear On ESPN

André Roussimoff — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 18:16:23 EDT

Wade does better guest spots when his mistress stands behind the camera with no underwear on.

André Roussimoff

Wade Boggs And His Mullet Appear On ESPN

KittyLitterKing — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 18:15:21 EDT

Wade Boggs' daily checklist:

1) Eat chicken
2) 2-5, 1 Run
3) Chart pitches
4) Get drunk in hotel bar, have freaky sex.

/Steve Phillips approves

KittyLitterKing

Wade Boggs And His Mullet Appear On ESPN

ltwinslow — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 18:14:41 EDT

ahhh, memories of the first nudie magazine that young winslow ever laid eyes on

ltwinslow

Wade Boggs And His Mullet Appear On ESPN

Avoid the Clap, Jimmy Dugan — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 18:13:29 EDT

Wade Boggs makes me wish Deadspin had been around in the 1980's. We would have had a field day.

/was actually having field days in elementary school in the 1980s

Avoid the Clap, Jimmy Dugan

Wade Boggs And His Mullet Appear On ESPN

starksgotejected — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 18:13:16 EDT

The old Miller Lite-stache still in effect I see.

starksgotejected

Wade Boggs And His Mullet Appear On ESPN

Dread-Pirate-Dave-Roberts — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 18:12:57 EDT

In Boggs' defense:

Jim Rice and Bill Buckner still have their 80's hairstyles...

Dread-Pirate-Dave-Roberts

Wade Boggs And His Mullet Appear On ESPN

TheStarterWife — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 18:11:35 EDT

Does Bogg's mullet fight with Barry Melrose's mullet when they're in the same room? Or do they just share a mullet that needs to be freshened up between tapings?

TheStarterWife

Wade Boggs And His Mullet Appear On ESPN

LeagueofShadows — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 18:11:08 EDT

Ok, that one kind of sucked.
HOw about:

He eats more chicken any man ever seen, yeah.

LeagueofShadows

Wade Boggs And His Mullet Appear On ESPN

ltwinslow — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 18:10:43 EDT

also, can we get a "still, light years better than eric young" tag, please?

ltwinslow

Wade Boggs And His Mullet Appear On ESPN

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 18:10:41 EDT

Not shown: Boggs banging 5 groupies in between his chicken dinners.

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner

Wade Boggs And His Mullet Appear On ESPN

OchentaYcinco — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 18:10:10 EDT

Business in front, drinking 65 beers on a cross-country flight in back.

OchentaYcinco

Wade Boggs And His Mullet Appear On ESPN

FightTiger — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 18:10:05 EDT

If only The Bluegrass State had a MLB team... That Kentucky Waterfall would have been right at home.

FightTiger

Wade Boggs And His Mullet Appear On ESPN

LeagueofShadows — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 18:09:57 EDT

Wade Boggs: The Kyle Orton of the 80s.

LeagueofShadows

Wade Boggs And His Mullet Appear On ESPN

Lupicas!XofullofBile — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 18:09:51 EDT

"Hi this is now hall of famer Wade Boggs. Like thousands of other people, I took control of my hair loss..."

Lupicas!XofullofBile

Wade Boggs And His Mullet Appear On ESPN

ltwinslow — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 18:09:33 EDT

hey, he said he's only eating chicken 5 days a week these days, so BACK THE FUCK OFF OK?

ltwinslow

Wade Boggs And His Mullet Appear On ESPN

JakeFratelli — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 18:09:16 EDT

Baseball in the front, sex in the back.

JakeFratelli