<![CDATA[Can You Outeat Journalism's Top Professionals? - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[Can You Outeat Journalism's Top Professionals? - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[Can You Outeat Journalism's Top Professionals?]]> Amazing! Titus parlayed his cheesy television show into a competitive eating competition judge. The hat was the clincher in his decision.

RachelRayIsTheDevil

]]> <![CDATA[Can You Outeat Journalism's Top Professionals?]]> All-you-can-drink night would require a bucket at every seat.

IchiroSuzukiSamurai

]]> <![CDATA[Can You Outeat Journalism's Top Professionals?]]> For having to sit through an Oakland Athletics game in that dump of a coliseum, they should give you a bottle of cyanide and a noose to hang yourself from the upper deck.

alftime

]]> <![CDATA[Can You Outeat Journalism's Top Professionals?]]> @The Ronettes Sing Medieval Agrarian History: +1. That was impressive.

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[Can You Outeat Journalism's Top Professionals?]]> @The Big Picture: For Jason Whitlock, eating is a contact sport.

StuScott Booyahs

]]> <![CDATA[Can You Outeat Journalism's Top Professionals?]]> It's nice to see that Alex Désert managed to find gainful employment after 'Becker' was canceled.

El Knob Grande

]]> <![CDATA[Can You Outeat Journalism's Top Professionals?]]> @Matt_T: this is what i thought the mcafee seats were gonna be at first. so, until that happens, i'll be in the bleachers with a smuggled pint of jim beam.

iantenna

]]> <![CDATA[Can You Outeat Journalism's Top Professionals?]]> Do you have to wait online for the shit or do they bring it to you?

And by online I mean on a physical line, not the internet. Back off Rick Reilly you crazy fuck!

HernandezStache

]]> <![CDATA[Can You Outeat Journalism's Top Professionals?]]> @longefellowes: I was just a bit too young, alas. One of my bigger regrets in life.

Chief Wahoo

]]> <![CDATA[Can You Outeat Journalism's Top Professionals?]]> @Chief Wahoo: Ya know, I see your avatar, read your comment, and remember stories of the famed "Nickel beer night" at the old (Cleve) Stadium...

Sculptor?!?I_just_met_her!

]]> <![CDATA[Can You Outeat Journalism's Top Professionals?]]> If I ever get to an all you can drink section it better come with a coupon for a bail bondsman.

Chief Wahoo

]]> <![CDATA[Can You Outeat Journalism's Top Professionals?]]> @Dweezil: cylindrical meat products

+1.

The Fan’s Attic

]]> <![CDATA[Can You Outeat Journalism's Top Professionals?]]> I wonder what brave team will set up an all you can drink section. Please be the rockies, please be the rockies

Sex Fabregas

]]> <![CDATA[Can You Outeat Journalism's Top Professionals?]]> Pat Craig will be eating for the New York Post next year.

Raskolnikov

]]> <![CDATA[Can You Outeat Journalism's Top Professionals?]]> Nine hot dogs in 6 innings last year. Wanted to die after.

HIV 2 Elway

]]> <![CDATA[Can You Outeat Journalism's Top Professionals?]]> "Four dogs, one order of nachos, a bag of peanuts, an ice cream sandwich and a bag of popcorn"

This is nothing. When I used to finish up a football practice and I hadn't eaten in half a day I'd spend $40 at Taco Bell.

Think about it. Think about the cost of items on the Taco Bell menu, and do some math. Hot dogs are nothing, they're just... cylindrical meat products. Tacos and burritos have a ton of shit in them.

All you can drink sections at stadiums is very compelling to me, however.

Dweezil

]]> <![CDATA[Can You Outeat Journalism's Top Professionals?]]> @Matt_T: So, the whole place is covered in vomit?

MitchKayak

]]> <![CDATA[Can You Outeat Journalism's Top Professionals?]]> @Gourmet Spud:

You know, if I'd included the part where I was talking about San Francisco, that joke had an outside chance of being not terribly unfunny.

Gourmet Spud

]]> <![CDATA[Can You Outeat Journalism's Top Professionals?]]> At Dodger Stadium I think I had 4 or 5 hotdogs and a pretzel in their "All You Can Eat" section. So. Awesome.

Le Kangourou de Kataroo

]]> <![CDATA[Can You Outeat Journalism's Top Professionals?]]> "Though eating a full bag of peanuts is quite the underrated endeavor."

Not quite as underrated as being able to move your bowels on occasion.

Dr. Chim Richolds

]]> <![CDATA[Can You Outeat Journalism's Top Professionals?]]> This reminds me I need to try out the all you can eat and drink seats at The Ted

Matt_T

]]> <![CDATA[Can You Outeat Journalism's Top Professionals?]]> I saw people eat more than that by the 2nd inning at old Cleveland Stadium. Amateur.

Sculptor?!?I_just_met_her!

]]> <![CDATA[Can You Outeat Journalism's Top Professionals?]]> Concession staffers have found that most patrons who attempt the challenge overwhelmingly favour the hot dogs.

The least popular item: oysters.

Gourmet Spud

]]> <![CDATA[Can You Outeat Journalism's Top Professionals?]]> Amateurs. 20, 30 hot dogs. Easy. No problem.

muggsybogues

]]> <![CDATA[Can You Outeat Journalism's Top Professionals?]]> Someone sign up Mariotti.

Sucko-T

]]> <![CDATA[Can You Outeat Journalism's Top Professionals?]]> Nothing like gorging yourself in 90 degree weather for 3 hours to prime the pump for a lawsuit.

Steve Trachsel, Ace

]]> <![CDATA[Can You Outeat Journalism's Top Professionals?]]> I wasn't ate for the cycle at Miller Park (Brat, Hot Dog, Italian, Polish). To borrow a line from Bad Santa, I didn't shit right for a week.

Spanish Necktie

]]> <![CDATA[Can You Outeat Journalism's Top Professionals?]]> nine hot dogs, nine beers, nine inning game. not that hard

Mr. Bigglesworth

]]> <![CDATA[Can You Outeat Journalism's Top Professionals?]]> Four dogs, one order of nachos, a bag of peanuts, an ice cream sandwich and a bag of popcorn.

And the organization still made $30 on the deal.

blackheartededitor

]]> <![CDATA[Can You Outeat Journalism's Top Professionals?]]> that aint right to taunt that girl holding the sign like that

ltwinslow

]]> <![CDATA[Can You Outeat Journalism's Top Professionals?]]> jason whitlock just made his travel arrangements.

The Big Picture

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