Rejected Commenter Theater 3: The Rejeckoning - Deadspin Comments

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jwaves2007 — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 16:38:49 EDT

Can I have the star from the banned commentater?

jwaves2007

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Storming the Floor — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 11:54:01 EDT

@dwinn: Now that there's no more need for the CBB Closer, I actually look back fondly on the days I forgot to close my tags and you guys beat the shit out of me. At least I was employed...

Storming the Floor

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IchiroSuzukiSamurai — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 01:26:40 EDT

@1980 David Bowie From The Music Video Ashes To Ashes: Who among us hasn't got drunk off our ass, and ended up giving a laminitis to an underage thoroughbred?

/Pie-Oh-My

IchiroSuzukiSamurai

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amorphous — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 19:42:23 EDT

Can I still add SWEATWOMAN?

amorphous

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Glass_Family — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 19:21:21 EDT

If Captain Smith would have approved SWEATWOMAN'S comment, the Titanic might now have sunk...

Glass_Family

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Dread — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 19:07:29 EDT

Is Excedrin one of the new sponsors?

Dread

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Agamemnon Busmalis — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 18:31:40 EDT

@Summer-of-George: That was very kind of you, befriending that poor, sweaty woman.

Agamemnon Busmalis

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kbjone — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 18:22:34 EDT

Ya'll are about to owe me a laptop, because Gatorade is about to spew from my oral orifice, and probably put this poor old thing out of its misery.

kbjone

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ASox — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 18:22:19 EDT

"sweatwoman has no friends"

suprising! BUT apparently she has 1 follower/stalker: George Costanza.

. . . so predictable

ASox

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Seabass — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 18:22:14 EDT

@NovakAintNoJokovic: His name's Jon Benet Rams

Seabass

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Robert Barone’s Dog — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 18:13:34 EDT

@What Would Kornheiser Do?: You missed the irony...

Robert Barone’s Dog

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Silky John-STON! — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 18:04:22 EDT

When it comes to crunch time up at the pearly gates and St. Peter is sitting there with his list, he's gonna look more harshly on people who donated money to retarded causes than on those who didn't donate to any cause.

Silky John-STON!

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NovakAintNoJokovic — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 17:47:56 EDT

I like Budweiser, the St. Louis Rams (duh!) and jokes about murdered 6 year old girls.

In all seriousness, can anyone explain the "duh!" part? Is it baffling to anyone else?

NovakAintNoJokovic

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NovakAintNoJokovic — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 17:45:39 EDT

@Burning River: No no, you got it all wrong, it's like this:
NAPPY HAIR COMMENTS AGAINST ANOTHER RACE >> BUTTS >> HATE COMMENTS AGAINST THE CREATOR OF THE UNIVERSE >> A WEEKS WORTH OF VACATION

I don't personally agree with the assessment, but I am pretty sure that's what she was trying to say.

NovakAintNoJokovic

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NovakAintNoJokovic — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 17:43:22 EDT

@MattinglysSideburns: Personally, I enjoy the puns. I think we should all Cleopatra ourselves on the back whenever we come up with good ones.

NovakAintNoJokovic

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Brazil Thrill — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 17:33:02 EDT

@OchentaYcinco: Thank you, thank you.

Err... THANK>>>YOU>>>THANK YOU

Brazil Thrill

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1980 David Bowie From The Music Video Ashes To Ashes — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 17:31:48 EDT

I don't know if Barbaro is just li9ke you and me, but he sure as hell is just like Dana Jacobson.

1980 David Bowie From The Music Video Ashes To Ashes

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Lupicas!XofullofBile — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 17:25:41 EDT

Bu-bu-t we do have a way of keeping Barbaro in our minds! Everyone knows that "Horse Balls" Anderson is a tribute to Barabaro. Maybe we should rename to "Barbaro Balls" Anderson.

It's only a matter of time before Anderson breaks his leg and gets put out to pasture.

Lupicas!XofullofBile

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OchentaYcinco — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 17:24:04 EDT

@Summer-of-George: One day, you'll be able to say proudly, "I was first." Wait... make that "I>>>WAS>>>FIRST!!!"

@Brazil Thrill-Gasm: Can I give the message you left her a +1? If so, I did.

OchentaYcinco

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VTBen — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 17:22:23 EDT

Is rlhaines actually Dee Mirich?

VTBen

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Summer-of-George — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 17:21:35 EDT

@OchentaYcinco:

She's got a follower now!

/pumps fist Tiger style

Summer-of-George

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LeagueofShadows — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 17:20:18 EDT

I forgot:

Hidden black fan, Sure why not, Trey Wingo.

LeagueofShadows

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LeagueofShadows — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 17:18:22 EDT

@OchentaYcinco: Is there still a Barbaro message board? If so, we should invade it.

LeagueofShadows

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thetaxman — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 17:17:46 EDT

In all fairness to skw530, Lamisil is the most effective over the counter treatment for athlete's foot.

thetaxman

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UkraineNotWeak — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 17:17:28 EDT

What do you suppose The Sweatwoman signal looks like in the sky?

UkraineNotWeak

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Brazil Thrill — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 17:17:14 EDT

@OchentaYcinco: SHE MAY NOT HAVE ANY FRIENDS>>>BUT SHE'S HOLIER>>>THAN THOU>>>YOU MUST REPENT AND REPRESENT

Brazil Thrill

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CreamsicleOrange — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 17:17:02 EDT

Masterful photo editing...I can barely see the feedbag.

CreamsicleOrange

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LeNoceur — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 17:15:38 EDT

rlhaines is a psuedonym for Joe Buck. THAT'S DISGUS TING.

LeNoceur

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Weed Against Speed — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 17:15:33 EDT

@OchentaYcinco: I'd recommend that she try using Dry Idea.

Weed Against Speed

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Al Tijuana — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 17:15:31 EDT

Laminitis is when a lady's vagina is too big, right?

Al Tijuana

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Yinka Double Dare — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 17:15:06 EDT

you people make me sick , thought of glue? waste of meat? DISGUS TING> what do you people do all day ? think up ways to upset us true animal lovers.?yes barbaro is gone but he waas a horse. a creature of the earth just li9ke you and me. give me and barbaro a break. if you dont like hiom,KEEP YOUR OPINIIONS TO YOURSELF. thank yo

CAT-LIKE TYPING DETECTED

Yinka Double Dare

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OchentaYcinco — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 17:14:32 EDT

@Brazil Thrill-Gasm: Clicking on the link to her profile made me LOL. Look:

sweatwoman has no friends.

No shit.

OchentaYcinco

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OchentaYcinco — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 17:12:30 EDT

Now, go back to posting negativity or photoshopping pictures to make fun of people who accomplish more than you will ever do in your boring little lives.

Well, now I kinda want to make fun or horse people again. I forgot how much fun it was.

OchentaYcinco

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DennyCrane — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 17:12:27 EDT

"Get off the girl's back"? She must be implying that we can ride Dana Jacobson like a horse. Looking at her, I can see where some people might get that impression.

/zing!

DennyCrane

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PantsUnknown — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 17:12:04 EDT

@Peter Cavan: Someone has a problem with her brain. I'd have the rest of her family checked, it's probably broken from the stress of all that incest. /fixed

PantsUnknown

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Brazil Thrill — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 17:11:56 EDT

Obviously SWEATWOMAN doesn't care about nappy-haired people.

Brazil Thrill

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Steve Trachsel, Ace — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 17:11:11 EDT

You people have no class STOP You can't talk about god that way STOP Racism is ok though STOP Embrace Christ as your lLrd and Savior STOP Jews control the media STOP I like writing like this STOP I don't want to STOP You cant make me STOP Ok, this is stupid, time to STOP

Steve Trachsel, Ace

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suntastic — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 17:10:28 EDT

My, uh, friend wants to know if Sweatwoman is, y'know, single...

suntastic

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JakeFratelli — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 17:09:40 EDT

ocean of booze > bible quotes

JakeFratelli

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pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 17:09:35 EDT

@LeagueofShadows: no it wouldn't, because the retort would just get lost in a sea of 1000 Fanhouse-esqe comments. It would be like trying to actually read all of the ESPN comments.

pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at

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suntastic — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 17:08:36 EDT

@Moobs: O AN HE SEXY will never be replaced.

thank yo.

suntastic

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LeagueofShadows — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 17:08:25 EDT

SWEATWOMAN=LADYVICTORYUSA

I wonder what it would be like if we were an open forum. It would be fun mocking these people to their "faces."

LeagueofShadows

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MattinglysSideburns — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 17:07:49 EDT

@Chamomiles Davis: Sometimes I think the puns get stupid and childish, but Isis what you're saying on this one.

MattinglysSideburns

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Weed Against Speed — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 17:07:10 EDT

@UkraineNotWeak: Fuck the heck?

Weed Against Speed

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GreatOdensRaven — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 17:07:05 EDT

If it seems like we're kicking a dead horse, it's simply because his spirit is alive... and well worth kicking.

/looking for Elvis
/shits pants

GreatOdensRaven

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OchentaYcinco — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 17:06:54 EDT

SWEATWOMAN, huh?

Sounds hot.

OchentaYcinco

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LeagueofShadows — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 17:06:47 EDT

/shits pants

LeagueofShadows

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The Fan’s Attic — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 17:05:33 EDT

@Yostal: I nominate SWEATWOMAN to speak for me. For one comment. Then I'll go back to lame jokes about horses.

The Fan’s Attic

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UkraineNotWeak — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 17:04:34 EDT

If not once but at least 1000 times, I've been called a "nappy headed Jew" by one of my fellow commenters. Weed practically calls me that daily.

UkraineNotWeak

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Its The Beer Talking — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 17:04:31 EDT

I think Mel Kiper Jr. just raised a million dollars for Laurinaitis research.

Its The Beer Talking

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Marty McSuperFly — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 17:03:05 EDT

million dollars for Laminitis research and horse rescue scary

I did a lot of Laminitis research in college. The trick was to place the ID in a shallow bowl of mineral spirits, and then use an exacto knife to separate the laminate. Then, cut a few numbers, move them around, put the ID inside a pillowcase and use an iron to seal it back up.

I didn't know Barbaro was underage.

Marty McSuperFly

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Chamomiles Davis — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 17:02:39 EDT

@BigJimSlade: Your pun had me swaying to and pharoah.

Chamomiles Davis

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Rob Iracane — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 17:02:26 EDT

I'd fix the aitch-tee-emm-ell if I could but I can't so I won't.

Rob Iracane

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Jews For Purple Jesus — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 17:02:04 EDT

I just like drinking Budweiser with 6 year old girls. I'm a class act.

Jews For Purple Jesus

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Yostal — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 17:02:02 EDT

@The Fan's Attic: Speak for yourself, Firefox is making me appear to be a much better speller than I really am.

Yostal

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Chamomiles Davis — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 17:01:36 EDT

"All roads lead to Rome." - 100 A.D.

"All links lead to 'Fire Joe Morgan.'" - 2008 A.D.

Chamomiles Davis

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Juancho — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 17:00:17 EDT

@Burning River: Jesus was NOT technically black!

Juancho

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BelichickSpiesOnYou — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 16:59:33 EDT

THIS ARTICLE IS ALWAYS MY FAVORITE ONE TO READ

BelichickSpiesOnYou

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Bunkie Perkins — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 16:59:11 EDT

The Jon Benet Rams are also better than your team.

Bunkie Perkins

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ClownForPound — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 16:58:53 EDT

@MattinglysSideburns: An Orko-less movie version, half of which is set on 1980s Earth? Fuck Gwildor. Fuck the Cosmic Key.

ClownForPound

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The Fan’s Attic — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 16:58:35 EDT

@TheStarterWife: unfortunately, we still don't have a spellcheck function.

The Fan’s Attic

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MenaceIISobriety — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 16:58:29 EDT

i read this while partaking in a coke float. so my day is pretty much downhill from here.

MenaceIISobriety

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TheStarterWife — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 16:56:35 EDT

million dollars for Laminitis research and horse rescue scary, what do you think of yourselves

This is a group that raised a fair amount of money for a solider in Iraq and brought Paypal to their knees. It is not completely heartless around here.

TheStarterWife

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TheHogBlogger — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 16:56:19 EDT

Jon Benet?

O AN SHE SEXY

DISGUST ING?

/inside joke overload

TheHogBlogger

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dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 16:56:13 EDT

Hey, my name is dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese-mac, I like cheese mac, excessively long user names (duh!) and obscure references to celebrity sex tapes. Im a class act.

dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac

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Balls State Explorer — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 16:55:49 EDT

@Magnakai Haaskivi: I know. "It's just like a Shirley Temple, only without the cherry" slays them every time.

Balls State Explorer

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Peter Cavan — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 16:55:30 EDT

Someone has a problem with her SHIFT key. I'd have the rest of the keyboard checked, it's probably broken from the stress of all that key mashing.

Peter Cavan

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Weed Against Speed — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 16:55:05 EDT

@DeepFriar: Deadspin is a gateway blog. Before you know it, you're freebasing Sports By Brooks.

Weed Against Speed

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Dinger The Dinosaur — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 16:54:37 EDT

Sweatwoman should have been approved on the basis of the name alone.

Dinger The Dinosaur

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UkraineNotWeak — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 16:54:24 EDT

@Moobs:

"My name is Jon Benet Rams and I endorse this message"

UkraineNotWeak

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Tuffy — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 16:53:47 EDT

You got a Bison in your throat or are you just happy to see us?

Tuffy

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What Would Kornheiser Do? Presented by Peniston Fuels — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 16:53:42 EDT

@Robert Barone's Dog: Not me. If I thought I was funny, I'd be writing for Leno.

Be nice if someone funny did...

What Would Kornheiser Do? Presented by Peniston Fuels

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twoeightnine — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 16:52:11 EDT

I got where I am today by Photoshopping pictures to make fun of people who accomplish more than I will ever do in my boring little life!

twoeightnine

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UkraineNotWeak — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 16:52:01 EDT

Since when did Mike Golic create the universe?

UkraineNotWeak

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goathair — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 16:51:22 EDT

Oh, give me and Barbaro a break!

goathair

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Moobs — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 16:50:58 EDT

So what will replace "O AN HE SEXY" as the part of RCT that gets driven into the ground?

I vote for either "DISGUS TING", "I'm a class act", or typing in a tongue known only to yourself such as the Barbaro lady.

"YO DON?T kno whats funny.? i Li9ke horsiez and hittiny meesylf in tha hed with hammerrz."

Moobs

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BradLee — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 16:50:53 EDT

Iracane is actually a horse. And as we all know, horses do not know HTML. So give me and Iracane a break. if you dont like hiom,KEEP YOUR OPINIIONS TO YOURSELF. thank yo

BradLee

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MattinglysSideburns — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 16:49:26 EDT

If a hate comment directed towards the creator of the universe gets you a week's vacation, what are you entitled to if you make a slur towards Man-At-Arms, Orko, or another Master of the Universe?

MattinglysSideburns

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Robert Barone’s Dog — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 16:49:11 EDT

Obviously, Deadspin users think they are funny.

Not me. If I thought I was funny, I'd be writing for Leno.

Robert Barone’s Dog

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Afino — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 16:48:59 EDT

That's so DISGUST ING!

Afino

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I'm Hafner the man I used to be — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 16:48:44 EDT

If you read between the lines, it's obvious that SWEATWOMAN was just trying to tell us that nappy hair jokes are >>>>>>>> jokes about God.

I'm Hafner the man I used to be

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Lance's Other Nut — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 16:48:15 EDT

@quick: +1000 for your avatar

Lance's Other Nut

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Magnakai Haaskivi — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 16:47:29 EDT

Wait, JonBenet jokes aren't funny? Dammit, there goes my whole repertoire.

Magnakai Haaskivi

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Gordon Bombay — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 16:47:28 EDT

@DeepFriar: I'm more of a Deadspin pusher, myself.

Gordon Bombay

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Camp Tiger Claw — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 16:47:07 EDT

Obviously Sweatwoman was dictating her comment to the Western Union Man

I became a commenter by singing telegram.

Camp Tiger Claw

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BigJimSlade — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 16:46:54 EDT

I, for one, love punny pyramids. And so do my daddy and mummy.

BigJimSlade

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Sliderofdeath — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 16:46:44 EDT

Thank yo

Sliderofdeath

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Dead Wrestlers Society — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 16:45:47 EDT

oh the irony

Dead Wrestlers Society

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dwinn — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 16:44:26 EDT

Who among us has never broken HTML after drinking an ocean of booze?

dwinn

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Doyle McPoyle — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 16:43:49 EDT

I'm on board with Deadmanringstwice concerning the Jon Benet jokes and extremely on board with the Budweiser, but the St. Louis Rams? Sick fuck.

Doyle McPoyle

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Luthur — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 16:43:43 EDT

"In fairness, Will, if you were engraving the statue, you would have forgotten to close one of the tags at the end and the whole freaking statue would have been a hyperlink to Fire Joe Morgan."

Golf clap.

Luthur

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A Pimp Named DaveR — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 16:42:31 EDT

In this week's edition of Forgetting To Close Tags of the Fortnight....

A Pimp Named DaveR

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quick — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 16:42:29 EDT

@Jerkwheat: I'm an idiot.

quick

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MitchKayak — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 16:42:13 EDT

I have to give a dead horse a break?

What?

MitchKayak

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quick — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 16:41:40 EDT

Why does this entire post like to Fire Joe Morgan?

quick

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Carlton_Whitfield — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 16:41:39 EDT

Man, SWEATWOMAN sure thinks every clause is better than the one that follows.

Carlton_Whitfield

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DeepFriar — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 16:40:17 EDT

I like being a Deadspin user

DeepFriar

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strong like bull smart like tractor — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 16:39:46 EDT

Mmmm, delicious irony.

strong like bull smart like tractor

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Juancho — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 16:39:21 EDT

@Rob Iracane: closing html tags...you were saying?

Juancho

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pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 16:39:18 EDT

Re: The Ernie Banks statue proofreading error
futuremrsrickankiel: In fairness, Will, if you were engraving the statue, you would have forgotten to close one of the tags at the end and the whole freaking statue would have been a hyperlink to Fire Joe Morgan.

so is the whole middle part of this column just a tribute to FJM?

pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at

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What Would Kornheiser Do? Presented by Peniston Fuels — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 16:39:08 EDT

CLOSE IT! CLOSE THAT SHIT UP!

What Would Kornheiser Do? Presented by Peniston Fuels

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Jezzies-Scare-Me — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 16:36:36 EDT

Try this: "[/html]

Jezzies-Scare-Me

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Rob Iracane — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 16:36:25 EDT

Whoopsie doodle!

Rob Iracane