Jackie Chan Threatens To Chop Protesters, Make 'Rush Hour 4' - Deadspin Comments

Jackie Chan Threatens To Chop Protesters, Make 'Rush Hour 4'

PantsUnknown — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 17:01:28 EDT

@DennyCrane: Agreed. And not only that, it's a torch that never goes out. Nothing is more powerful than infinite fire. NOTHING

PantsUnknown

Jackie Chan Threatens To Chop Protesters, Make 'Rush Hour 4'

josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 16:43:32 EDT

@shea_guevara: [digg.com]

josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you

Jackie Chan Threatens To Chop Protesters, Make 'Rush Hour 4'

2ndBase — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 16:34:41 EDT

"Let's fighting love!!"

2ndBase

Jackie Chan Threatens To Chop Protesters, Make 'Rush Hour 4'

AndrewRidgeleySportsMachine — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 16:31:47 EDT

"War! Huh! Good God y'all, Whata is it good for, absolutely nothing..."

AndrewRidgeleySportsMachine

Jackie Chan Threatens To Chop Protesters, Make 'Rush Hour 4'

StuScott Booyahs — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 16:18:01 EDT

"You come to take torch? You have ticket?"

StuScott Booyahs

Jackie Chan Threatens To Chop Protesters, Make 'Rush Hour 4'

dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 16:14:32 EDT

Since the value of the torch does not meet or exceed the $10 minimum, the next bearer will have to pick it up from Jackie's house. Problem Solved.

dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac

Jackie Chan Threatens To Chop Protesters, Make 'Rush Hour 4'

Chamomiles Davis — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 16:14:23 EDT

Wait -- what if the Chinese built a large, fortified wall along the entire length of the torch's relay route to protect it from attack by outsiders?

Nahhh... that'd never work.

Chamomiles Davis

Jackie Chan Threatens To Chop Protesters, Make 'Rush Hour 4'

ASox — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 16:07:41 EDT

It's all FOX's fault. It used to be that all you needed to do was pull your pants down around your ankles and run onto a baseball field if you wanted to be on TV. Now they wont show streaking on TV anymore, so peeps have to go grab the torch.

ASox

Jackie Chan Threatens To Chop Protesters, Make 'Rush Hour 4'

izzone — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 16:05:16 EDT

chris tucker will be driving the olympic van

izzone

Jackie Chan Threatens To Chop Protesters, Make 'Rush Hour 4'

Weed Against Speed — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 16:04:54 EDT

The lyrics to Jackie Chan's song make David Hasselhoff's lyrics to Looking for Freedom appear like they were written by Burt Bacharach.

Weed Against Speed

Jackie Chan Threatens To Chop Protesters, Make 'Rush Hour 4'

TheLou-Do — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 16:04:40 EDT

The monks from Shaoilin soccer accept this challenge.

TheLou-Do

Jackie Chan Threatens To Chop Protesters, Make 'Rush Hour 4'

ghostsoftheSCupcountry — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 16:04:01 EDT

Oh, and everybody was kung fu fightin'!

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

Jackie Chan Threatens To Chop Protesters, Make 'Rush Hour 4'

The Fan’s Attic — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 16:03:33 EDT

Where's the Deadspin Beijing Bureau on this?

Did the government snatch them up like a bunch of Falun Gong supporters?

The Fan’s Attic

Jackie Chan Threatens To Chop Protesters, Make 'Rush Hour 4'

shea_guevara — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 16:02:58 EDT

They just want to show off on the TV

That Dalai Lama, what a camera hogging asshole.

shea_guevara

Jackie Chan Threatens To Chop Protesters, Make 'Rush Hour 4'

Stev D — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 16:01:42 EDT

So all the people protesting China just want to get on TV? Makes sense to me.

Stev D

Jackie Chan Threatens To Chop Protesters, Make 'Rush Hour 4'

TomahawkFlop — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 16:01:31 EDT

I just read a fortune cookie at lunch that said Chan was going to be attacked by a mob of Triads and thrown off of Lion Rock.

TomahawkFlop

Jackie Chan Threatens To Chop Protesters, Make 'Rush Hour 4'

Nacho Friendly — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 16:00:05 EDT

Hey, it's Martin Lawrence's birthday.

Nacho Friendly

Jackie Chan Threatens To Chop Protesters, Make 'Rush Hour 4'

Im a people person. Who drinks. — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 15:58:36 EDT

Well now that Jackie Chan has put everyone on notice that messing with the torch in Beijing will get you an asswhoopin - it should go smoothly. Cause the whole being executed thing wasn't really enough of a deterrent...

Im a people person. Who drinks.

Jackie Chan Threatens To Chop Protesters, Make 'Rush Hour 4'

Jefferson Short Bus — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 15:58:23 EDT

Waiting year after year
We can see into the future
Together with hard work and sweat
We've created the five different colours.
And we were paid three cents a day for our troubles.

Fixed.

Jefferson Short Bus

Jackie Chan Threatens To Chop Protesters, Make 'Rush Hour 4'

ghostsoftheSCupcountry — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 15:57:42 EDT

Somewhere, Bruce Lee weeps.

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

Jackie Chan Threatens To Chop Protesters, Make 'Rush Hour 4'

Signal to Noise — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 15:55:56 EDT

When asked for a response to Chan's comments, Jet Li expressed sympathy for the protesters, saying he knew what it was like to be shackled after working on films like Unleashed.

Signal to Noise

Jackie Chan Threatens To Chop Protesters, Make 'Rush Hour 4'

MattinglysSideburns — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 15:52:33 EDT

How do you say "Heeeey Macarena!" in Cantonese?

MattinglysSideburns

Jackie Chan Threatens To Chop Protesters, Make 'Rush Hour 4'

ArkansasFred — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 15:51:05 EDT

Wow. That's pretty sanctimonious for someone who's made a career of making an asshole of himself on film.

ArkansasFred

Jackie Chan Threatens To Chop Protesters, Make 'Rush Hour 4'

Carlton_Whitfield — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 15:50:54 EDT

I think that songwriting is best described as "Mirich-esque."

Carlton_Whitfield

Jackie Chan Threatens To Chop Protesters, Make 'Rush Hour 4'

DennyCrane — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 15:50:24 EDT

Dear people carrying the torch,

YOU HAVE A FUCKING TORCH. IF SOMEONE COMES NEAR YOU, LIGHT THEM ON FIRE. I REPEAT, YOU HAVE A FUCKING TORCH!!!!

Thank you,
DennyCrane

DennyCrane

Jackie Chan Threatens To Chop Protesters, Make 'Rush Hour 4'

Paul Zuvella — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 15:49:27 EDT

And if he gets in real trouble along the route he can just hop in his car from Cannonball Run and make his get away

Paul Zuvella

Jackie Chan Threatens To Chop Protesters, Make 'Rush Hour 4'

shea_guevara — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 15:49:19 EDT

All protestors will be punished with a viewing of "The Medallion".

shea_guevara

Jackie Chan Threatens To Chop Protesters, Make 'Rush Hour 4'

Weed Against Speed — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 15:49:18 EDT

It's going to be awkward when Jackie Chan and Celene Dion show up in the same outfit.

Weed Against Speed

Jackie Chan Threatens To Chop Protesters, Make 'Rush Hour 4'

Whitey Fisk — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 15:48:27 EDT

That picture is from Chan's TV special, "Up With Chinese People (Screw You, Tibet)"

Whitey Fisk

Jackie Chan Threatens To Chop Protesters, Make 'Rush Hour 4'

Jews For Purple Jesus — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 15:46:22 EDT

I do not understand the words that are coming out of this post.

Jews For Purple Jesus

Jackie Chan Threatens To Chop Protesters, Make 'Rush Hour 4'

sassydeerrun — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 15:46:21 EDT

Somewhere, Brett Ratner is saying, 'This scene needs more explosions and naked chicks!'.

sassydeerrun

Jackie Chan Threatens To Chop Protesters, Make 'Rush Hour 4'

The Fan’s Attic — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 15:46:17 EDT

Together with hard work and sweat
We've created the five different colours

Clearly, Jackie's not a Benetton endorser.

The Fan’s Attic

Jackie Chan Threatens To Chop Protesters, Make 'Rush Hour 4'

Doyle McPoyle — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 15:44:57 EDT

That song depressed former co-star Owen Wilson so much he-

Doyle McPoyle

Jackie Chan Threatens To Chop Protesters, Make 'Rush Hour 4'

The Ronettes Sing Medieval Agrarian History — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 15:44:42 EDT

It looks like Jackie is getting ready to lead those people to Comet Hale-Bopp.

The Ronettes Sing Medieval Agrarian History

Jackie Chan Threatens To Chop Protesters, Make 'Rush Hour 4'

Sheepblog — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 15:44:41 EDT

Chuck Norris just booked a flight to Beijing.

Sheepblog

Jackie Chan Threatens To Chop Protesters, Make 'Rush Hour 4'

EditorOfTheDailyFaberian — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 15:44:36 EDT

Dude, Yes, Dude, Dude?, Dude, Yes, Dude, Dude, Yes, Yes, Dude, Dude, Robbed for an Oscar in Shanghai Noon

EditorOfTheDailyFaberian

Jackie Chan Threatens To Chop Protesters, Make 'Rush Hour 4'

suntastic — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 15:44:30 EDT

no smirre

suntastic

Jackie Chan Threatens To Chop Protesters, Make 'Rush Hour 4'

HebrewHammer — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 15:43:34 EDT

Is that "Rumble In The Bronx: The Musical"?

HebrewHammer

Jackie Chan Threatens To Chop Protesters, Make 'Rush Hour 4'

Secret Identity — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 15:40:47 EDT

Together with hard work and sweat
We've created the five different colours

Jackie Chan works for Gatorade?

Secret Identity

Jackie Chan Threatens To Chop Protesters, Make 'Rush Hour 4'

DanzaSlap — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 15:40:35 EDT

Jackie no-rikey the protestors. They not his numbah-wan san!

/racism

DanzaSlap