<![CDATA[Reynolds, ESPN Deny Us What Could Have Been A Beautiful Trial - Deadspin Comments]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/deadspin.com.png <![CDATA[Reynolds, ESPN Deny Us What Could Have Been A Beautiful Trial - Deadspin Comments]]> http://deadspin.com Wed, 16 Apr 2008 16:07:01 EDT Wed, 16 Apr 2008 16:07:01 EDT http://deadspin.com/380316/reynolds-espn-deny-us-what-could-have-been-a-beautiful-trial <![CDATA[Reynolds, ESPN Deny Us What Could Have Been A Beautiful Trial]]> http://deadspin.com/380316/reynolds-espn-deny-us-what-could-have-been-a-beautiful-trial#c5225959 the old finger in the but trick...

broad street bully

]]> 11:380316:c5225959 Wed, 16 Apr 2008 16:07:01 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds, ESPN Deny Us What Could Have Been A Beautiful Trial]]> http://deadspin.com/380316/reynolds-espn-deny-us-what-could-have-been-a-beautiful-trial#c5221859 @SA:

Guess who else has a birthday today? Martin Lawrence! The real one!

Secret Identity

]]> 11:380316:c5221859 Wed, 16 Apr 2008 13:43:29 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds, ESPN Deny Us What Could Have Been A Beautiful Trial]]> http://deadspin.com/380316/reynolds-espn-deny-us-what-could-have-been-a-beautiful-trial#c5221779 Whose hand is that on Chowderhead Blue's shoulder? Does the old dude have both of his hands on Harold, or is one of them from the tall dude? And I can only guess Harold's hands are clenched at his side.

+1 to dumpsterdining, too

Johnny LaRue

]]> 11:380316:c5221779 Wed, 16 Apr 2008 13:41:40 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds, ESPN Deny Us What Could Have Been A Beautiful Trial]]> http://deadspin.com/380316/reynolds-espn-deny-us-what-could-have-been-a-beautiful-trial#c5220633 @ArkansasFred: that was part of the settlement. They negotiated his two arms rather than an arm and a leg.

ImAManImForty

]]> 11:380316:c5220633 Wed, 16 Apr 2008 13:02:16 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds, ESPN Deny Us What Could Have Been A Beautiful Trial]]> http://deadspin.com/380316/reynolds-espn-deny-us-what-could-have-been-a-beautiful-trial#c5220516 "it said in a statement."
"IT?"
as if ESPN is a monstrous, faceless menace with an undying thirst for terro and oppression of the helpless.

oh yeah.



MENACEIISOBRIETY

]]> 11:380316:c5220516 Wed, 16 Apr 2008 12:56:41 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds, ESPN Deny Us What Could Have Been A Beautiful Trial]]> http://deadspin.com/380316/reynolds-espn-deny-us-what-could-have-been-a-beautiful-trial#c5219341 I wish there was a kid here. A Canadian kid whom I could wish a happy birthday to. Alas there isn't any so to all kids in that lovely country up North celebrating today as their day of birth, Happy Birthday.

SA

]]> 11:380316:c5219341 Wed, 16 Apr 2008 12:16:30 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds, ESPN Deny Us What Could Have Been A Beautiful Trial]]> http://deadspin.com/380316/reynolds-espn-deny-us-what-could-have-been-a-beautiful-trial#c5218917 @Paul Zuvella: +1

LenPasquarelli'sStretchMarks

]]> 11:380316:c5218917 Wed, 16 Apr 2008 11:58:15 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds, ESPN Deny Us What Could Have Been A Beautiful Trial]]> http://deadspin.com/380316/reynolds-espn-deny-us-what-could-have-been-a-beautiful-trial#c5218548 Simmons was going to call the podcast "Barack Obama Is Sitting On Top Of The World" but now he may as well call it "Barack Obama Can Sit On Top of the World Just As Long As He Doesn't Sit in the ESPN Studios 'Cause There's No Politicians Allowed In There!"

Paul Zuvella

]]> 11:380316:c5218548 Wed, 16 Apr 2008 11:43:43 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds, ESPN Deny Us What Could Have Been A Beautiful Trial]]> http://deadspin.com/380316/reynolds-espn-deny-us-what-could-have-been-a-beautiful-trial#c5217534 Joyeux Anniversaire, Kid Canada.

josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you

]]> 11:380316:c5217534 Wed, 16 Apr 2008 10:59:05 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds, ESPN Deny Us What Could Have Been A Beautiful Trial]]> http://deadspin.com/380316/reynolds-espn-deny-us-what-could-have-been-a-beautiful-trial#c5217396 I have to say, it takes a strong man, especially being an ex-athlete, to come out of the closet on the national stage. That must be why he was in Boston for that picture.

I wish he and The Game the happiest of lives together.

TerminatorX1

]]> 11:380316:c5217396 Wed, 16 Apr 2008 10:54:09 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds, ESPN Deny Us What Could Have Been A Beautiful Trial]]> http://deadspin.com/380316/reynolds-espn-deny-us-what-could-have-been-a-beautiful-trial#c5217354 @crazyjoedavola: That's the worst part about it.... she IS!

ILovePaleHoseandPaleHos

]]> 11:380316:c5217354 Wed, 16 Apr 2008 10:52:18 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds, ESPN Deny Us What Could Have Been A Beautiful Trial]]> http://deadspin.com/380316/reynolds-espn-deny-us-what-could-have-been-a-beautiful-trial#c5217325 If Kid Canada were here, I'd wish him a happy birthday. Since he's not, fuck him.

Reasonable Doubt for a Reasonable Price

]]> 11:380316:c5217325 Wed, 16 Apr 2008 10:50:58 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds, ESPN Deny Us What Could Have Been A Beautiful Trial]]> http://deadspin.com/380316/reynolds-espn-deny-us-what-could-have-been-a-beautiful-trial#c5217292 @Secret Identity:

Happy BDay KC. You're the Deadspin Norma Rae, or Erin Brockovich, or Harold Reynolds, or somebody.

Carmen McFanzone

]]> 11:380316:c5217292 Wed, 16 Apr 2008 10:49:47 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds, ESPN Deny Us What Could Have Been A Beautiful Trial]]> http://deadspin.com/380316/reynolds-espn-deny-us-what-could-have-been-a-beautiful-trial#c5217254 @ILovePaleHoseandPaleHos: I thought she was in a coma?

crazyjoedavola

]]> 11:380316:c5217254 Wed, 16 Apr 2008 10:47:45 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds, ESPN Deny Us What Could Have Been A Beautiful Trial]]> http://deadspin.com/380316/reynolds-espn-deny-us-what-could-have-been-a-beautiful-trial#c5217225 @Gourmet Spud: You think that's bad? He ran off with my wife!

ILovePaleHoseandPaleHos

]]> 11:380316:c5217225 Wed, 16 Apr 2008 10:46:08 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds, ESPN Deny Us What Could Have Been A Beautiful Trial]]> http://deadspin.com/380316/reynolds-espn-deny-us-what-could-have-been-a-beautiful-trial#c5217122 @Secret Identity: Oh you didn't know...

yo' ass better call sommmmebboddy... to wish him a happy birthday

Sir Hotbod Handsomeface

]]> 11:380316:c5217122 Wed, 16 Apr 2008 10:41:03 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds, ESPN Deny Us What Could Have Been A Beautiful Trial]]> http://deadspin.com/380316/reynolds-espn-deny-us-what-could-have-been-a-beautiful-trial#c5217068 @Secret Identity: You sure seem to know a lot about KCan. Argh, I'll never solve this mystery!

Carlton_Whitfield

]]> 11:380316:c5217068 Wed, 16 Apr 2008 10:38:42 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds, ESPN Deny Us What Could Have Been A Beautiful Trial]]> http://deadspin.com/380316/reynolds-espn-deny-us-what-could-have-been-a-beautiful-trial#c5217064 Where the hell are the closers today?

MeSoHornsby

]]> 11:380316:c5217064 Wed, 16 Apr 2008 10:38:40 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds, ESPN Deny Us What Could Have Been A Beautiful Trial]]> http://deadspin.com/380316/reynolds-espn-deny-us-what-could-have-been-a-beautiful-trial#c5217056 @UkraineNotWeak: I sometimes get photographed holding a bottle of whiskey. So there you go. Diversification!

futuremrsrickankiel

]]> 11:380316:c5217056 Wed, 16 Apr 2008 10:38:24 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds, ESPN Deny Us What Could Have Been A Beautiful Trial]]> http://deadspin.com/380316/reynolds-espn-deny-us-what-could-have-been-a-beautiful-trial#c5217046 @Secret Identity: That dude sucked. I'm HAPPY he isn't around anymore. I hope his BIRTHDAY is stupid.

Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies

]]> 11:380316:c5217046 Wed, 16 Apr 2008 10:37:59 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds, ESPN Deny Us What Could Have Been A Beautiful Trial]]> http://deadspin.com/380316/reynolds-espn-deny-us-what-could-have-been-a-beautiful-trial#c5217045 @Secret Identity:

How old is he in metric years?

UkraineNotWeak

]]> 11:380316:c5217045 Wed, 16 Apr 2008 10:37:58 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds, ESPN Deny Us What Could Have Been A Beautiful Trial]]> http://deadspin.com/380316/reynolds-espn-deny-us-what-could-have-been-a-beautiful-trial#c5217043 @Gourmet Spud: and you said you'd bake us a cake!

Sir Hotbod Handsomeface

]]> 11:380316:c5217043 Wed, 16 Apr 2008 10:37:56 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds, ESPN Deny Us What Could Have Been A Beautiful Trial]]> http://deadspin.com/380316/reynolds-espn-deny-us-what-could-have-been-a-beautiful-trial#c5216992 @Secret Identity:

According to his boss, he's not suppose to be having one this year. Against company policy. I'll contact his boss immediately.

Happy B-Day anyway to that guy.

UkraineNotWeak

]]> 11:380316:c5216992 Wed, 16 Apr 2008 10:36:03 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds, ESPN Deny Us What Could Have Been A Beautiful Trial]]> http://deadspin.com/380316/reynolds-espn-deny-us-what-could-have-been-a-beautiful-trial#c5216987 Secret Identity: No shit? What day is his birthday on the Canadian calendar? Really? They use the same calendar as us? Weird.

Weed Against Speed

]]> 11:380316:c5216987 Wed, 16 Apr 2008 10:35:57 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds, ESPN Deny Us What Could Have Been A Beautiful Trial]]> http://deadspin.com/380316/reynolds-espn-deny-us-what-could-have-been-a-beautiful-trial#c5216964 This would have been the best trial since Marv Albert.

Has his lawyer been disbarred yet?

crazyjoedavola

]]> 11:380316:c5216964 Wed, 16 Apr 2008 10:34:38 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds, ESPN Deny Us What Could Have Been A Beautiful Trial]]> http://deadspin.com/380316/reynolds-espn-deny-us-what-could-have-been-a-beautiful-trial#c5216948 @futuremrsrickankiel:

Just wondering if it possibly exist or are all Sawx fans born that way. Like having web feet.

UkraineNotWeak

]]> 11:380316:c5216948 Wed, 16 Apr 2008 10:34:02 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds, ESPN Deny Us What Could Have Been A Beautiful Trial]]> http://deadspin.com/380316/reynolds-espn-deny-us-what-could-have-been-a-beautiful-trial#c5216924 @Secret Identity:

If you do see that son of a bitch, tell him he owes me $50.

And, happy birthday.

Gourmet Spud

]]> 11:380316:c5216924 Wed, 16 Apr 2008 10:33:13 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds, ESPN Deny Us What Could Have Been A Beautiful Trial]]> http://deadspin.com/380316/reynolds-espn-deny-us-what-could-have-been-a-beautiful-trial#c5216890 Rumor is part of the settlement included Reynolds still being able to manage against Kenny Mayne at the All-Star celebrity softball game

Herbies_Wingman

]]> 11:380316:c5216890 Wed, 16 Apr 2008 10:31:47 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds, ESPN Deny Us What Could Have Been A Beautiful Trial]]> http://deadspin.com/380316/reynolds-espn-deny-us-what-could-have-been-a-beautiful-trial#c5216885 douche, reynolds, douche.

The Diesel

]]> 11:380316:c5216885 Wed, 16 Apr 2008 10:31:37 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds, ESPN Deny Us What Could Have Been A Beautiful Trial]]> http://deadspin.com/380316/reynolds-espn-deny-us-what-could-have-been-a-beautiful-trial#c5216877 I just got an e-mail from Kid Canada, apparently it's his birthday today.

So happy birthday KC, wherever you are.

Secret Identity

]]> 11:380316:c5216877 Wed, 16 Apr 2008 10:31:07 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds, ESPN Deny Us What Could Have Been A Beautiful Trial]]> http://deadspin.com/380316/reynolds-espn-deny-us-what-could-have-been-a-beautiful-trial#c5216863 @UkraineNotWeak: You say that like it's a bad thing, man.

futuremrsrickankiel

]]> 11:380316:c5216863 Wed, 16 Apr 2008 10:30:34 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds, ESPN Deny Us What Could Have Been A Beautiful Trial]]> http://deadspin.com/380316/reynolds-espn-deny-us-what-could-have-been-a-beautiful-trial#c5216823 Has there ever been a picture taken of a Red Sox fan in which a beer in the hand does not make an appearance?

UkraineNotWeak

]]> 11:380316:c5216823 Wed, 16 Apr 2008 10:28:37 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds, ESPN Deny Us What Could Have Been A Beautiful Trial]]> http://deadspin.com/380316/reynolds-espn-deny-us-what-could-have-been-a-beautiful-trial#c5216785 @Gourmet Spud: no that's my cousin, JustOkayFred

supermike5alive

]]> 11:380316:c5216785 Wed, 16 Apr 2008 10:26:29 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds, ESPN Deny Us What Could Have Been A Beautiful Trial]]> http://deadspin.com/380316/reynolds-espn-deny-us-what-could-have-been-a-beautiful-trial#c5216776 Massholes are bad photoshoppers.

EddieRebel

]]> 11:380316:c5216776 Wed, 16 Apr 2008 10:26:08 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds, ESPN Deny Us What Could Have Been A Beautiful Trial]]> http://deadspin.com/380316/reynolds-espn-deny-us-what-could-have-been-a-beautiful-trial#c5216767 Now I can put this behind me and concentrate on the game I love.

Triple H?

BigJimSlade

]]> 11:380316:c5216767 Wed, 16 Apr 2008 10:25:31 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds, ESPN Deny Us What Could Have Been A Beautiful Trial]]> http://deadspin.com/380316/reynolds-espn-deny-us-what-could-have-been-a-beautiful-trial#c5216749 I guess "principle" meant that he got fired while Lil' Sean got suspended.

7-8 Deville

]]> 11:380316:c5216749 Wed, 16 Apr 2008 10:24:08 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds, ESPN Deny Us What Could Have Been A Beautiful Trial]]> http://deadspin.com/380316/reynolds-espn-deny-us-what-could-have-been-a-beautiful-trial#c5216738 @ArkansasFred: It's just a mere flesh wound

Cinco Ocho

]]> 11:380316:c5216738 Wed, 16 Apr 2008 10:23:25 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds, ESPN Deny Us What Could Have Been A Beautiful Trial]]> http://deadspin.com/380316/reynolds-espn-deny-us-what-could-have-been-a-beautiful-trial#c5216724 The Trying Too Hard To Look Young Face

]]> 11:380316:c5216724 Wed, 16 Apr 2008 10:22:54 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds, ESPN Deny Us What Could Have Been A Beautiful Trial]]> http://deadspin.com/380316/reynolds-espn-deny-us-what-could-have-been-a-beautiful-trial#c5216714 He's actually going to concentrate on The Big Game by Donald O'Brien.

Carlton_Whitfield

]]> 11:380316:c5216714 Wed, 16 Apr 2008 10:22:27 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds, ESPN Deny Us What Could Have Been A Beautiful Trial]]> http://deadspin.com/380316/reynolds-espn-deny-us-what-could-have-been-a-beautiful-trial#c5216709 Masshole sandwich?

Hit Bull Win Steak

]]> 11:380316:c5216709 Wed, 16 Apr 2008 10:22:12 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds, ESPN Deny Us What Could Have Been A Beautiful Trial]]> http://deadspin.com/380316/reynolds-espn-deny-us-what-could-have-been-a-beautiful-trial#c5216689 I hope that fraction was something on the order of 99/100.

Can we take up a collection and get Berman canned?

Little Lebowski Urban Achievers

]]> 11:380316:c5216689 Wed, 16 Apr 2008 10:21:23 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds, ESPN Deny Us What Could Have Been A Beautiful Trial]]> http://deadspin.com/380316/reynolds-espn-deny-us-what-could-have-been-a-beautiful-trial#c5216678 @futuremrsrickankiel: proofread your comments, ho.

futuremrsrickankiel

]]> 11:380316:c5216678 Wed, 16 Apr 2008 10:20:46 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds, ESPN Deny Us What Could Have Been A Beautiful Trial]]> http://deadspin.com/380316/reynolds-espn-deny-us-what-could-have-been-a-beautiful-trial#c5216654 I would have envisioned this trial unfolding like one of those crazy movie trials, where everyone from Chris Berman to one of the fake coyotes on the ESPN campus is called to the witness stand (to much ooh-ing and ahh-ing from the spectators, of course) and a man bursting in with the last minute dragging a mail sack stuffed full of Deadspin comments. Kind of like that movie Pucked, you know, only not horrendously shitty.


gahh... must... not... admit... to... having... seen... Pucked

futuremrsrickankiel

]]> 11:380316:c5216654 Wed, 16 Apr 2008 10:19:49 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds, ESPN Deny Us What Could Have Been A Beautiful Trial]]> http://deadspin.com/380316/reynolds-espn-deny-us-what-could-have-been-a-beautiful-trial#c5216616 @Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies:

Now I can put this behind me and concentrate on "The Game".

Harold's appearing in a production of Damn Yankees as one of the Washington Senators.

UkraineNotWeak

]]> 11:380316:c5216616 Wed, 16 Apr 2008 10:17:47 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds, ESPN Deny Us What Could Have Been A Beautiful Trial]]> http://deadspin.com/380316/reynolds-espn-deny-us-what-could-have-been-a-beautiful-trial#c5216582 I used to think Harold Reynolds was good on the set. Then ESPN got smart and brought in Ricky Martin to talk to us. All I can say is, Harold who?

CreamsicleOrange

]]> 11:380316:c5216582 Wed, 16 Apr 2008 10:15:59 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds, ESPN Deny Us What Could Have Been A Beautiful Trial]]> http://deadspin.com/380316/reynolds-espn-deny-us-what-could-have-been-a-beautiful-trial#c5216578 "AY! AY, SULLY! GET A PICTURE OF ME, DAD, TAWMEE, AND EDDIE MURPHY HEAH."

Chamomiles Davis

]]> 11:380316:c5216578 Wed, 16 Apr 2008 10:15:56 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds, ESPN Deny Us What Could Have Been A Beautiful Trial]]> http://deadspin.com/380316/reynolds-espn-deny-us-what-could-have-been-a-beautiful-trial#c5216561 Part of the settlement was a clause that Simmons would never be allowed to talk to Obama on a podcast.

Very shrewd Harold... very shrewd.

BigJimSlade

]]> 11:380316:c5216561 Wed, 16 Apr 2008 10:15:19 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds, ESPN Deny Us What Could Have Been A Beautiful Trial]]> http://deadspin.com/380316/reynolds-espn-deny-us-what-could-have-been-a-beautiful-trial#c5216551 @preciousroy: And "dick joke" is how I found Deadspin! Small world.

Chones_Chonies

]]> 11:380316:c5216551 Wed, 16 Apr 2008 10:15:03 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds, ESPN Deny Us What Could Have Been A Beautiful Trial]]> http://deadspin.com/380316/reynolds-espn-deny-us-what-could-have-been-a-beautiful-trial#c5216543 Shoulda gone to the mat, Harold. You let 'em off the hook!

Jubilation T. Cornpone

]]> 11:380316:c5216543 Wed, 16 Apr 2008 10:14:45 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds, ESPN Deny Us What Could Have Been A Beautiful Trial]]> http://deadspin.com/380316/reynolds-espn-deny-us-what-could-have-been-a-beautiful-trial#c5216530 Civil Negligence: That's not Wilford Brimley, that's world famous caddie Mike "Fluff" Cowan!

Weed Against Speed

]]> 11:380316:c5216530 Wed, 16 Apr 2008 10:14:10 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds, ESPN Deny Us What Could Have Been A Beautiful Trial]]> http://deadspin.com/380316/reynolds-espn-deny-us-what-could-have-been-a-beautiful-trial#c5216529 One time when he and I were huffing from a gas can, I told him he was going to get in trouble for sicking his fucking finger down the crack of women's asses when he hugged them.

But anyway, it's great to see this Reynolds case "Wrapped." HR, if you're reading this, call me.

Doug Llewelyn, Court Reporter

]]> 11:380316:c5216529 Wed, 16 Apr 2008 10:14:07 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds, ESPN Deny Us What Could Have Been A Beautiful Trial]]> http://deadspin.com/380316/reynolds-espn-deny-us-what-could-have-been-a-beautiful-trial#c5216526 @Gourmet Spud: Now I can put this behind me and concentrate on "The Game", featuring Michael Douglas.

/fixed even better

Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies

]]> 11:380316:c5216526 Wed, 16 Apr 2008 10:13:55 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds, ESPN Deny Us What Could Have Been A Beautiful Trial]]> http://deadspin.com/380316/reynolds-espn-deny-us-what-could-have-been-a-beautiful-trial#c5216506 Hugs all-around?

HugsFromHarold

]]> 11:380316:c5216506 Wed, 16 Apr 2008 10:12:54 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds, ESPN Deny Us What Could Have Been A Beautiful Trial]]> http://deadspin.com/380316/reynolds-espn-deny-us-what-could-have-been-a-beautiful-trial#c5216502 I didn't know Marlo Stanfield could tolerate Red Sox fans.

Mo Vaughn Revolution

]]> 11:380316:c5216502 Wed, 16 Apr 2008 10:12:46 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds, ESPN Deny Us What Could Have Been A Beautiful Trial]]> http://deadspin.com/380316/reynolds-espn-deny-us-what-could-have-been-a-beautiful-trial#c5216494 Dude, dude, dude, SuperMike.

Gourmet Spud

]]> 11:380316:c5216494 Wed, 16 Apr 2008 10:12:00 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds, ESPN Deny Us What Could Have Been A Beautiful Trial]]> http://deadspin.com/380316/reynolds-espn-deny-us-what-could-have-been-a-beautiful-trial#c5216480 Now I can put this behind me and concentrate on "The Game", by Neil Strauss.

Fixed.

Gourmet Spud

]]> 11:380316:c5216480 Wed, 16 Apr 2008 10:11:20 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds, ESPN Deny Us What Could Have Been A Beautiful Trial]]> http://deadspin.com/380316/reynolds-espn-deny-us-what-could-have-been-a-beautiful-trial#c5216466 @Sir Hotbod Handsomeface: Celtic Pride 2: Hey! Remember Daniel Stern? He Was The Voice On The Wonder Years? No? The Guy From Home Alone? No. The Tall Guy.

ArkansasFred

]]> 11:380316:c5216466 Wed, 16 Apr 2008 10:10:34 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds, ESPN Deny Us What Could Have Been A Beautiful Trial]]> http://deadspin.com/380316/reynolds-espn-deny-us-what-could-have-been-a-beautiful-trial#c5216462 Weed Against Speed

]]> 11:380316:c5216462 Wed, 16 Apr 2008 10:10:29 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds, ESPN Deny Us What Could Have Been A Beautiful Trial]]> http://deadspin.com/380316/reynolds-espn-deny-us-what-could-have-been-a-beautiful-trial#c5216445 "Now I can put this behind me and concentrate on the game I love." Maybe awkwardly hugging female co-workers is a game to you, Harold, but it's not for the victims!

Weed Against Speed

]]> 11:380316:c5216445 Wed, 16 Apr 2008 10:09:52 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds, ESPN Deny Us What Could Have Been A Beautiful Trial]]> http://deadspin.com/380316/reynolds-espn-deny-us-what-could-have-been-a-beautiful-trial#c5216444 preciousroy

]]> 11:380316:c5216444 Wed, 16 Apr 2008 10:09:51 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds, ESPN Deny Us What Could Have Been A Beautiful Trial]]> http://deadspin.com/380316/reynolds-espn-deny-us-what-could-have-been-a-beautiful-trial#c5216423 What the fuck happened to HR's arms?????

ArkansasFred

]]> 11:380316:c5216423 Wed, 16 Apr 2008 10:08:59 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds, ESPN Deny Us What Could Have Been A Beautiful Trial]]> http://deadspin.com/380316/reynolds-espn-deny-us-what-could-have-been-a-beautiful-trial#c5216417 I hope he at least got a free meal at any participating Boston Market.

UkraineNotWeak

]]> 11:380316:c5216417 Wed, 16 Apr 2008 10:08:41 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds, ESPN Deny Us What Could Have Been A Beautiful Trial]]> http://deadspin.com/380316/reynolds-espn-deny-us-what-could-have-been-a-beautiful-trial#c5216412 That looks like a promo shot from "Celtic Pride 2: Red Sox Pride"

Sir Hotbod Handsomeface

]]> 11:380316:c5216412 Wed, 16 Apr 2008 10:08:28 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds, ESPN Deny Us What Could Have Been A Beautiful Trial]]> http://deadspin.com/380316/reynolds-espn-deny-us-what-could-have-been-a-beautiful-trial#c5216409 DumpsterDining

]]> 11:380316:c5216409 Wed, 16 Apr 2008 10:08:18 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds, ESPN Deny Us What Could Have Been A Beautiful Trial]]> http://deadspin.com/380316/reynolds-espn-deny-us-what-could-have-been-a-beautiful-trial#c5216393 The settlement:
$5 Coupon ESPN cafeteria and one slightly-used bike rack.


ILovePaleHoseandPaleHos

]]> 11:380316:c5216393 Wed, 16 Apr 2008 10:07:42 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds, ESPN Deny Us What Could Have Been A Beautiful Trial]]> http://deadspin.com/380316/reynolds-espn-deny-us-what-could-have-been-a-beautiful-trial#c5216381 In celebration, Reynolds decided to give an MLB.com intern what could be seen as an "inappropriate hug."

SlickBomb

]]> 11:380316:c5216381 Wed, 16 Apr 2008 10:07:16 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds, ESPN Deny Us What Could Have Been A Beautiful Trial]]> http://deadspin.com/380316/reynolds-espn-deny-us-what-could-have-been-a-beautiful-trial#c5216375 Does Reynolds have Dia-betus?

Civil Negligence

]]> 11:380316:c5216375 Wed, 16 Apr 2008 10:07:02 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds, ESPN Deny Us What Could Have Been A Beautiful Trial]]> http://deadspin.com/380316/reynolds-espn-deny-us-what-could-have-been-a-beautiful-trial#c5216347 Who knew Craig Stadler was a Sox fan?

Secret Identity

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