<![CDATA[Satan Gives Lakers Power of Levitation, Western Conference Title - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[Satan Gives Lakers Power of Levitation, Western Conference Title - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[Satan Gives Lakers Power of Levitation, Western Conference Title]]> @CaptainHomeless:

Oh yeah, like you have never tried to backdoor mambo the check in girl.

Grandjester

]]> <![CDATA[Satan Gives Lakers Power of Levitation, Western Conference Title]]> If Andrew Bynum can get his vijayjay healthy for the playoffs, the Lakers should be western conference champs.

BaBaBooey

]]> <![CDATA[Satan Gives Lakers Power of Levitation, Western Conference Title]]> @CaptainHomeless: I'm not saying I totally agree with you or anything, but I love you, CaptainHomeless.

Basketbawful

]]> <![CDATA[Satan Gives Lakers Power of Levitation, Western Conference Title]]> On the one hand, I really hope this year and possibly next season can renew the Lakers/Celtics rivalry as one of the best in sports. On the other hand, fuck Kobe Bryant, who should be averaging 80 ppg in a prison rec league right now. I hope the MVP race has some weird mathematical anomaly like what happened to Barkley, and Chris Paul ends up winning by having a hojillion second-place votes.

CaptainHomeless

]]> <![CDATA[Satan Gives Lakers Power of Levitation, Western Conference Title]]> @MiggytheTiggy: Dear Loss in the Conference Finals,

We're coming for you. Again.

-Detroit

suntastic

]]> <![CDATA[Satan Gives Lakers Power of Levitation, Western Conference Title]]> @Jehovahs Witness Protection Program: I know...groan...I know...it's gonna be fixed soon.

@Schluby: For the record, there aren't nearly enough Bobby Heenan quotes on the Internet. I'm just sayin'.

@MiggytheTiggy: Dear Pistons: Be careful what you wish for. Sincerely, the Celtics.

@Carlton_Whitfield: He might end up changing that reference altogether.

@Doyle McPoyle: God love The Gorilla.

@Doyle McPoyle: Awesome.

@futuremrsrickankiel: I'm compelled! But wait...I was already a Celtics fan. Never mind.

@DeepFriar: Was that before or after he sprained his ankle slipping on a banana peel?

Basketbawful

]]> <![CDATA[Satan Gives Lakers Power of Levitation, Western Conference Title]]> boo double posts....hooray beer!

MoClarettMoProblems

]]> <![CDATA[Satan Gives Lakers Power of Levitation, Western Conference Title]]> Dear Pistons,

You're right, that never happens.

2007 Mavericks

MoClarettMoProblems

]]> <![CDATA[Satan Gives Lakers Power of Levitation, Western Conference Title]]> @Unky Rob:

dear Pistons,

Seriously, it happens.

2007 Mavericks

MoClarettMoProblems

]]> <![CDATA[Satan Gives Lakers Power of Levitation, Western Conference Title]]> @MoClarettMoProblems:

Dear Sixers,

We're very concerned. (stifling laughter)

Motown

Unky Rob

]]> <![CDATA[Satan Gives Lakers Power of Levitation, Western Conference Title]]> @Sh!tShow: Yeah... searching for Boston sympathy on Deadspin is like searching for meaning in a Pauly Shore movie. Should have known better.

futuremrsrickankiel

]]> <![CDATA[Satan Gives Lakers Power of Levitation, Western Conference Title]]> @DennyCrane: err, Hornets. I tipe reel guud.

DennyCrane

]]> <![CDATA[Satan Gives Lakers Power of Levitation, Western Conference Title]]> @futuremrsrickankiel: To this New Yorker, the Honets are a much more compelling redemption story, and I'm really hoping they come out of the West.

DennyCrane

]]> <![CDATA[Satan Gives Lakers Power of Levitation, Western Conference Title]]> @futuremrsrickankiel: Boston hasn't been bad long enough to be a redemption story.

drewheyman

]]> <![CDATA[Satan Gives Lakers Power of Levitation, Western Conference Title]]> I saw Emeka Okafor get injured eating a donut yesterday.
And no, it wasn't a "fancy" or anything like that.
Straight up glazed, homey.

DeepFriar

]]> <![CDATA[Satan Gives Lakers Power of Levitation, Western Conference Title]]> futuremrsrickankiel: Oh, you silly.

Sh!tShow

]]> <![CDATA[Satan Gives Lakers Power of Levitation, Western Conference Title]]> On the other end of the spectrum, the T-Wolves reached win number 60 in the first season of the post-Kevin Garnett era

The T-Wolves won 60 games? Damn the West *is* tough when the worst team still wins 60!

grungedave

]]> <![CDATA[Satan Gives Lakers Power of Levitation, Western Conference Title]]> Gorilla Monsoon is disgusted by your comment

/gets vaderbombed.

Len Bias Cocaine Surplus

]]> <![CDATA[Satan Gives Lakers Power of Levitation, Western Conference Title]]> @Balls State Explorer: Goddamn it, you beat me to it.

I would have thought that a redemption story like the C's would have been a compelling thing to watch, even for Boston haters. Shows what I know.

futuremrsrickankiel

]]> <![CDATA[Satan Gives Lakers Power of Levitation, Western Conference Title]]> Brain: Kobe's my second-favorite player.
Gorilla: I'm almost afraid to ask...who's your favorite?
Brain: All the rest are tied.

Doyle McPoyle

]]> <![CDATA[Satan Gives Lakers Power of Levitation, Western Conference Title]]> @josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance...: only thing i see standing in the way is the refs. I mean I just called for fouling LeBron and Garnett simultaneously and I'm at my desk in NY.

Babcocksure

]]> <![CDATA[Satan Gives Lakers Power of Levitation, Western Conference Title]]> @josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance...: That would almost be as good as, for example, how nicely the season ended for the Mets in '07.

Balls State Explorer_explored

]]> <![CDATA[Satan Gives Lakers Power of Levitation, Western Conference Title]]> @Schluby: What did I do?

Steve Trachsel, Ace

]]> <![CDATA[Satan Gives Lakers Power of Levitation, Western Conference Title]]> dear Pistons,

Might want to snap that 2 game losing streak to the us before you think about Boston.

Philly

MoClarettMoProblems

]]> <![CDATA[Satan Gives Lakers Power of Levitation, Western Conference Title]]> @Schluby: WILL YOU STOP?!

/monsoon'd

Doyle McPoyle

]]> <![CDATA[Satan Gives Lakers Power of Levitation, Western Conference Title]]> @MiggytheTiggy: We can only hope. When would DET get the Celts, anyway -- Conference Championship?

Would be great, though, for the Patriots season to end with a loss to Coughlin & Eli & the Celts season to end in the first round against the Hawks.

How 'bout dem apples, Beantown Bitches?

josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you

]]> <![CDATA[Satan Gives Lakers Power of Levitation, Western Conference Title]]> However, they've finished it +1 Pau Gasol, +1 number one seed in the Western Conference, +1 MVP for Kobe (probably), and +1 brighter future than any other team in the league

Dude, that's like... +4.

futuremrsrickankiel

]]> <![CDATA[Satan Gives Lakers Power of Levitation, Western Conference Title]]> @BigJimSlade: They should be getting win 60 about this time in 2010

Tomato and Basil McRae

]]> <![CDATA[Satan Gives Lakers Power of Levitation, Western Conference Title]]> Meanwhile, Pat is living an entirely different kind of Life of Riley in Miami.

Carlton_Whitfield

]]> <![CDATA[Satan Gives Lakers Power of Levitation, Western Conference Title]]> @Schluby: Win if you can, lose if you must, but always cheat.

DennyCrane

]]> <![CDATA[Satan Gives Lakers Power of Levitation, Western Conference Title]]> Miroslav?

Sir Hotbod Handsomeface

]]> <![CDATA[Satan Gives Lakers Power of Levitation, Western Conference Title]]> dear Celtics,

We're coming for you.

Detroit

Babcocksure

]]> <![CDATA[Satan Gives Lakers Power of Levitation, Western Conference Title]]> +1 for the Bobby the Brain reference. Now if you Ham and Eggers will excuse me, I have to go count my money.

Evgeni Merkin

]]> <![CDATA[Satan Gives Lakers Power of Levitation, Western Conference Title]]> On the other end of the spectrum, the T-Wolves reached win number 60
wow... are they the top seed in the playoffs?

Big Jim Slade

]]> <![CDATA[Satan Gives Lakers Power of Levitation, Western Conference Title]]> Hey, no fair-- Matt's just trying to boost his year-end +1 count.

Carlton_Whitfield

]]> <![CDATA[Satan Gives Lakers Power of Levitation, Western Conference Title]]> How'd they get an Aston Martin on the court?

dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac

]]> <![CDATA[Satan Gives Lakers Power of Levitation, Western Conference Title]]> [i]the T-Wolves reached win number 60 in the first season of the post-Kevin Garnett era [/i]

Big typo there.

Jehovahs Witness Protection Program

]]> <![CDATA[Satan Gives Lakers Power of Levitation, Western Conference Title]]> INVIZABULL BOUNSEE KASSELL.

MattinglysSideburns

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