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T-Bones Welcome Michael Vick To The Neighborhood

josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 21:02:08 EDT

@HugsFromHarold: Fillmore is great -- if you like your Presidents to be killers. MF never would have been President, if he would not have killed his predecessor, Zachary Taylor!

josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you

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LitiGrrl30 — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 16:53:58 EDT

@illiniowl: I believe that should read "brought to you by Valtrex."

LitiGrrl30

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Laser Guided — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 16:15:27 EDT

@PantsUnknown: "Raptor" is a general term for all birds of prey, such as the red tail hawk. So although nonspecific, it wasn't misleading, nor was it bastardly.

/wiki'd

Laser Guided

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Chamomiles Davis — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 15:35:56 EDT

Check.

Chamomiles Davis

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Chamomiles Davis — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 15:35:34 EDT

@The Ronettes Sing Medieval Agrarian History: That was the original idea, but there was a failure to communicate.

Chamomiles Davis

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Dany Heatley Speedwagon — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 15:25:07 EDT

The T-Bones are still throwing around ideas, but likely to be included in Michael Vick Night are:

Free tickets to anyone who can successfully run a West Coast style offence while still being able to pass once in a while and protect yourself in the damned pocket.

Dany Heatley Speedwagon

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Weed Against Speed — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 15:21:43 EDT

@Gourmet Spud: +1

Weed Against Speed

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PantsUnknown — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 15:15:27 EDT

I'd be more impressed if the Raptor Project had an actual, you know, raptor on display. Misleadingly-named bastards.

PantsUnknown

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izzone — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 15:14:50 EDT

Does the dog parade end in a ultimate fighting match?

izzone

T-Bones Welcome Michael Vick To The Neighborhood

El Knob Grande — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 15:13:20 EDT

The T-Bones are still throwing around ideas, but likely to be included in Michael Vick Night are:

Free season tickets to anyone who can eat 50 eggs.

El Knob Grande

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HernandezStache — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 15:12:49 EDT

@SteveJeltzFan:

My exact thoughts. You needed to mapquest something 16 miles away from you? Especially since it's a prison. I'm well aware I work within a few miles of Sing-Sing. I was aware of this before Mapquest existed.

HernandezStache

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sassydeerrun — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 15:10:30 EDT

I would love to know if Michael Vick's fellow inmates will dress him up like a fire hydrant this Halloween.

sassydeerrun

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Dany Heatley Speedwagon — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 15:06:19 EDT

@Afino: I don't think so Tim.

Dany Heatley Speedwagon

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Chamomiles Davis — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 15:04:06 EDT

I take it the Naked Trucker has yet to sign off on this Michael Vick idea.

Chamomiles Davis

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Artie Fufkin — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 15:01:40 EDT

I prefer early Squeeze. pre-Tempted.

Artie Fufkin

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MeSoHornsby — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 15:01:01 EDT

@Weed Against Speed: Not sure, but you can puke up the meal into your garbage bowl. YUM-O!

MeSoHornsby

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HugsFromHarold — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 14:59:56 EDT

The T-Bones: Best logo in baseball.

As for forgetten presidents: Millard Fillmore Rules!

HugsFromHarold

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Afino — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 14:59:45 EDT

@Office Glenn:

I demand Al Borland.

Afino

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Hit Bull Win Steak — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 14:58:57 EDT

Awesome. Will they also be offering gang rape in the bathrooms?

Hit Bull Win Steak

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GorgeForeman — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 14:57:55 EDT

Do I really have to wait four months for the return of Altoona Awful Night?

GorgeForeman

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Jefferson Short Bus — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 14:57:08 EDT

Also at Michael Vick night, a spaniel and a mutt will reenact the romantic spaghetti scene from "Lady and the Tramp". And by "spaghetti" I mean "rape stand".

Jefferson Short Bus

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The White Boom Boom — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 14:55:24 EDT

I forgot how much I love this column.

The White Boom Boom

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Dany Heatley Speedwagon — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 14:53:41 EDT

@UkraineNotWeak: Or perhaps a tossed salad?

Dany Heatley Speedwagon

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Weed Against Speed — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 14:49:57 EDT

Is the Squeeze Bobblehead of Glenn Tillbrook or Chris Difford?

/thanks wikipedia

Weed Against Speed

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DennyCrane — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 14:49:27 EDT

@Weed Against Speed: Makes me wonder why they're not having it this Sunday.

DennyCrane

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Gourmet Spud — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 14:48:11 EDT

@Weed Against Speed:

No, that's "Matt Sussman" night.

Gourmet Spud

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Matt_T — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 14:47:02 EDT

Giving out ramen noodles? Way to splurge for your fans, Salem.

Matt_T

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I Shot the Sherrill, But I Did Not Shoot the Deputy — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 14:46:33 EDT

Salute to Tools Night

You mean Jose Canseco will be making an appearance?

I Shot the Sherrill, But I Did Not Shoot the Deputy

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MattinglysSideburns — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 14:46:29 EDT

Oddly enough, on July 26th, the Zurich Money-Counters of the Swiss A-League are having a Claudio Castagnoli Night...HEY!

MattinglysSideburns

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Weed Against Speed — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 14:46:19 EDT

plus Ramen-themed activities throughout the game.

So, there is going to be weed, Sega Genesis and a futon there?

Weed Against Speed

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SteveJeltzFan — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 14:46:17 EDT

Who doesn't know that they live within 16 miles of Leavenworth??

SteveJeltzFan

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dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 14:46:02 EDT

T Bones Welcome Michael Vick To The Neighborhood.
I've got to admit, I thought this article was going in an entirely different direction.

dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac

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illiniowl — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 14:45:06 EDT

Michael Vick Welcome to the Neighborhood Night brought to you by Aquafina.

fixed

illiniowl

T-Bones Welcome Michael Vick To The Neighborhood

I Shot the Sherrill, But I Did Not Shoot the Deputy — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 14:45:02 EDT

I come to Deadspin for the soaking wet cheerleaders, but I stay for Minor Enterprise. Good to have it back.

I Shot the Sherrill, But I Did Not Shoot the Deputy

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Carlton_Whitfield — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 14:44:44 EDT

Pants Party at the T-Bones game!
/no, seriously. anyone?

Carlton_Whitfield

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UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 14:42:51 EDT

You could serve Tossed Salad

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

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UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 14:42:16 EDT

@DennyCrane:

You could serve Tossed Salad.

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

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Weed Against Speed — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 14:41:38 EDT

Also, we will plagiarize some Rachael Ray recipes.

Sweet! How much EVOO, cans of food and poorly chopped garlic and herbs do I need?

Weed Against Speed

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Gourmet Spud — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 14:41:19 EDT

• Milwaukee's Hot Dog mascots will make a guest appearance, then fight to the death.

Gourmet Spud

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ILovePaleHoseandPaleHos — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 14:40:23 EDT

Those are the Gary team's actual unis, however.

/Chicagoland joke

ILovePaleHoseandPaleHos

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Doyle McPoyle — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 14:39:13 EDT

Naturally, a minor-league media head is named something like "Tommy Thrall".

Doyle McPoyle

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DennyCrane — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 14:36:39 EDT

Where are the recipes? I want to punch up my Passover seder.

DennyCrane