Becks: Shalom, Brother - Deadspin Comments

Becks: Shalom, Brother

DougOLis — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 18:48:22 EDT

@Secret Identity: I'm not even Jewish and I know that's true.

DougOLis

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being_sven — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 18:12:15 EDT

So, the kid is a Tottenham fan?

being_sven

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KOGOD — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 17:58:37 EDT

He can come to my Passover, but he better not fucking touch Elijah's wine.

KOGOD

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You_are_My_Larsson_My_Henrik_Larsson — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 17:16:32 EDT

YES YES FUCKING YES!

CELTIC 2-RANGERS 1

YO HO HO OFF WE GO, WE'RE STILL ON FOR THREE IN A ROW!
BYE BYE RANGERS!

/threadjack

You_are_My_Larsson_My_Henrik_Larsson

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dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 16:50:27 EDT

@dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese... mac: Dummy, that was supposed to be to @The Fan's Attic:

dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac

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LitiGrrl30 — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 16:48:43 EDT

@ghostsoftheSCupcountry: This is Deadspin, right? Not TMZ?

LitiGrrl30

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MitchKayak — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 16:45:44 EDT

@dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese... mac: Geraldo Rivera is nodding in agreement.

MitchKayak

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dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 16:36:28 EDT

All Hispanics are catholic but some catholics are jewish.

So it would logically follow that some hispanics are jewish.

dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac

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Jews For Purple Jesus — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 16:36:14 EDT

was given his first traffic ticket for bending too much on a left turn.

All that Manischevitz will do that to you.

Jews For Purple Jesus

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Peter Nincompoop — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 16:31:31 EDT

@Stev D: Make the playoffs.

Peter Nincompoop

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The Fan’s Attic — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 16:30:16 EDT

@dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese... mac: i thought all hispanics were catholic.

The Fan’s Attic

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Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 16:27:51 EDT

@DennyCrane: he converted?

Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies

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izzone — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 16:27:30 EDT

will baby cruz have peyas?

izzone

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Doyle McPoyle — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 16:25:29 EDT

@Silky John-STON!: Mbenga like Beckham?

Doyle McPoyle

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DennyCrane — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 16:24:18 EDT

@gunga galunga gunga - gunga galunga: DJ Mbenga: not a Jew.
But guess who is: Hall of Famer Rod Carew!

/plzshootme

DennyCrane

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dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 16:24:17 EDT

@The Fan's Attic: With a cockney accent, its very confusing.

dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac

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HebrewHammer — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 16:24:03 EDT

Victoria Beckham is no longer a Spice Girl, she's now a Bitter Herb Girl.

HebrewHammer

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Silky John-STON! — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 16:23:26 EDT

Beckham's kid sure is a huge black man.

And is he on prison work-release in that picture?

Silky John-STON!

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The Fan’s Attic — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 16:22:44 EDT

@dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese... mac: he's a hispanic jew?

The Fan’s Attic

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Whitey Fisk — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 16:22:01 EDT

@Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies:

Someone had to put it to bed.

Whitey Fisk

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Stev D — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 16:21:15 EDT

Oh that Beckman, what can't he do?

Stev D

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DennyCrane — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 16:20:59 EDT

Hope he likes the gefilte fish for lunch.

DennyCrane

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dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 16:20:09 EDT

No, ese, You only button the top one, not all of them.

dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac

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Delicious Pundit — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 16:19:50 EDT

Good call, sending someone named after the cross to a Jewish school. Must be National Brotherhood Week.

Delicious Pundit

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shea_guevara — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 16:19:40 EDT

"But let me ask you this: was your mother's vagina Jewish?"

/David Cross

shea_guevara

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Your GPA — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 16:19:34 EDT

Arsenal's craptastic season must really have you down when you're reaching for a lame post like this.

Your GPA

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The Fan’s Attic — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 16:18:56 EDT

Clearly, Hirshey is ignoring the biggest news of the day...naked pictures for Euro 2008.

[unprofessionalfoul.blogspot.com] (Body painting, probably NSWF)

The Fan’s Attic

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StuScott Booyahs — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 16:18:56 EDT

@Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies: Sorry, but I likey. I give a +1 to bring him back to even.

StuScott Booyahs

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Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 16:16:22 EDT

@Whitey Fisk: -1. You know you deserved that

Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies

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TimBiakabutukaMyLunchMoney — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 16:15:49 EDT

D.J. Mbenga is Jewish?

TimBiakabutukaMyLunchMoney

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StuScott Booyahs — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 16:15:07 EDT

Those crafty, crafty jews. Now they've infiltrated our cherished soc-cer.

StuScott Booyahs

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Whitey Fisk — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 16:14:56 EDT

@ghostsoftheSCupcountry:

Yes, Cruz with Jews is news.

Whitey Fisk

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Secret Identity — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 16:13:07 EDT

only half Jewish (on his mum's side)

Any good Jew knows that it's the mum's side that matters.

I hope Cruz knows the Four Questions, he probably has to sing them on Saturday night...

Secret Identity

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crazyjoedavola — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 16:12:58 EDT

So he's sending his son to a Jewish nursery school, but he's not Jewish...

Maybe the school was cheaper?

crazyjoedavola

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ghostsoftheSCupcountry — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 16:11:25 EDT

This is news?

ghostsoftheSCupcountry