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Jeff Weaver Finds Himself A Home

WydrasArmy — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 12:51:13 EDT

He will love his time in Nashville...which will be probably about 6 months...

WydrasArmy

Jeff Weaver Finds Himself A Home

josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 20:10:50 EDT

@Sherrill-Theory: Uecker doesn't talk enough to make any such small-talk. Sometimes, he goes minutes without a word, even. It's almost as disconcerting as that racialism targetting the Ozark audience.

josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you

Jeff Weaver Finds Himself A Home

Carlton_Whitfield — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 18:56:48 EDT

@Sherrill-Theory: True-- we do have that going for us.

Carlton_Whitfield

Jeff Weaver Finds Himself A Home

Windier E. Megatons — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 18:39:16 EDT

More shitty pitching in the division? Thanks, baseball!

Windier E. Megatons

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J-No — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 18:29:16 EDT

@Lady Andrea: Not me, the royal we. Although, I loved the story until the HGH issues. I am sucker for underdogs. Obviously.

J-No

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Lady Andrea — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 18:22:19 EDT

@Sherrill-Theory: I Heart Mike Shannon.

@J-No: "we" as in the Cubs? Why would you have man love for Ankiel?

Lady Andrea

Jeff Weaver Finds Himself A Home

WayneFontesFanatic — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 18:11:02 EDT

Maybe Boras can find Kent Bottenfield a minor league home tomorrow.

WayneFontesFanatic

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J-No — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 18:06:21 EDT

I thought we only had man love for Ankiel.

J-No

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Sherrill-Theory — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 18:06:00 EDT

@Lady Andrea: @Carlton_Whitfield: Until Milwaukee's announcers truly go Mike Shannon by making absurd pronouncements, like, "I wish everyone back home could see this full moon we have in New York tonight" and calls Chinese foreign exchange students "derelicts", they've got nothing on us.

Sherrill-Theory

Jeff Weaver Finds Himself A Home

lisa — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 18:04:05 EDT

Hey, party in Nashville! I have a sweet basement apartment that we can all crash in...

lisa

Jeff Weaver Finds Himself A Home

blackheartededitor — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 17:59:13 EDT

I've got Weaver Fever!

No, seriously. I've been vomiting and I have a terrible rash on my genitalia. Please help.

blackheartededitor

Jeff Weaver Finds Himself A Home

The Teufel Shuffle — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 17:59:04 EDT

Aaaaaaaaaaaaweaver! Red Snapper!

The Teufel Shuffle

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Fat-Fat — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 17:58:08 EDT

@Lady Andrea: I don't like it DAMMIT! You can keep your schtick.

Fat-Fat

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thetaxman — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 17:45:24 EDT

♪ Jeff Weaver. I believe he can get me to the ninth (batter of the game). ♪

thetaxman

Jeff Weaver Finds Himself A Home

CubsDynasty — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 17:44:13 EDT

I'm beginning to think that Scott Boras is not the brilliant tactician I thought he was

CubsDynasty

Jeff Weaver Finds Himself A Home

ltwinslow — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 17:44:09 EDT

weaver also had a minor league contract offer from st. louis, but was told that the weed is better in nashville

ltwinslow

Jeff Weaver Finds Himself A Home

Juancho — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 17:43:52 EDT

Will, where are you in that picture, exactly?

Juancho

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Carlton_Whitfield — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 17:42:24 EDT

@Lady Andrea: Not just that, but Ned Yost has already made plans to drink too much red wine tonight.

Carlton_Whitfield

Jeff Weaver Finds Himself A Home

Jerkwheat — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 17:36:49 EDT

Friends, if wanna get high you gotta get high on Jeff Weaver and Robert Fick's supply.

Jerkwheat

Jeff Weaver Finds Himself A Home

Lady Andrea — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 17:36:19 EDT

The Brewers have Weaver and Suppan. They are also batting the pitcher 8th and ESPN and their announcers talk about it like it's the 2nd coming.

Get your own schtick, Milwaukee!

Lady Andrea