We Won't Even Talk About The Pirate Ship On His Ass - Deadspin Comments

We Won't Even Talk About The Pirate Ship On His Ass

Nose Tackle Romper — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 08:24:06 EDT

I bet the guy with the unibrow tat has a Tasmanian Devil inked somewhere on his body

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josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 21:08:09 EDT

@Gourmet Spud: What did the EARTH CRISIS dude do to end up doing time?

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J-No — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 20:07:13 EDT

@Gourmet Spud: I always thought that was an urban legend but if it's on the internet it must be true.

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RachelRayIsTheDevil — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 20:02:10 EDT

@iHaveaRagingTebowner: No, it's Jim Carrey in the Grinch That Stole Christmas.

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Loudon Peppermilk's Academy of Literal Dance — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 19:26:30 EDT

That's what happened when you use your face to catch a Michael Jackson moneyshot.

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iHaveaRagingTebowner — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 18:53:57 EDT

Is that Sugar Bear?

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asliceofbacon — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 18:45:06 EDT

even in jersey...what a true fan

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Jefferson Short Bus — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 18:39:34 EDT

Patrick deeply regretted tagging along on Brady Quinn's paintball trip. Was the killshot the only thing he took in the face?

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Reasonable Doubt for a Reasonable Price — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 18:39:28 EDT

Just to clarify, this guy was arrested 1/7/06, the day of the Bucs/Redskins game in the playoffs that year.

[www.hcso.tampa.fl.us]

/partypooper

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Slothrop — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 18:39:16 EDT

It is so sad when Muppets start huffing paint.

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44 in a Row — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 18:37:55 EDT

Fact: 97% of all pictures taken of people with face tattoos are mug shots. Fact.

And the other 3% are candid shots of Mike Tyson.

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the-Bored — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 18:37:52 EDT

And he would have gotten away with it, if it weren't for those meddling kids!

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thefuseproject — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 18:36:37 EDT

Does Nibbles EVER take a day off?

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Gourmet Spud — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 18:35:44 EDT

Fact: 97% of all pictures taken of people with face tattoos are mug shots. Fact.

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Tebow2007 — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 18:33:15 EDT

GOLD DUST!?!?

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twoeightnine — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 18:33:06 EDT

That's the date that it was posted on, not the date that he was arrested. Notice the jersey too.

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Detective Bunk — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 18:32:58 EDT

Mucho props to our huffer. He went the extra distance to get the gold sparkly paint.

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thefuseproject — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 18:32:57 EDT

@Jefferson Short Bus: A Patty Smyth (and Scandal) reference? Really?!

Wait, the fact that I even knew that...

(slinks away)

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HernandezStache — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 18:32:54 EDT

I guess that guy will never buy crack from Doc Gooden's son again.

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MitchKayak — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 18:32:47 EDT

Dude, don't try to suck off statues, it never ends well.

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Brazil Thrill — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 18:32:29 EDT

You think Herold's got it tough? Try walking around with "19-0" tattooed on your forehead...

--Sully Fitzpatrick

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Summer-of-George — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 18:32:05 EDT

So that's Simms boyfriend?

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thefuseproject — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 18:32:03 EDT

Reason # infinity that I have not been to FL since 1988 and do not plan to go anytime soon.

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Jefferson Short Bus — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 18:31:36 EDT

Maybe the second guy was shooting down the walls of withdrawal, bang bang.

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Gourmet Spud — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 18:30:37 EDT

...was nabbed for "abusing harmful intoxicants."

Which is, of course, a euphemism for "getting caught giving Dustin Runnels a blowjob."

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RachelRayIsTheDevil — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 18:30:14 EDT

I didn't know Emilio Estevez was a Bucs fan.

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Suss-- — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 18:30:07 EDT

Mike Alstott looks horrible.

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blackheartededitor — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 18:29:48 EDT

I eat, sleep and breathe blue and gold, baby.

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ltwinslow — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 18:29:46 EDT

and that, boys and girls, is why we don't venture north of boca raton

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Matt_T — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 18:26:47 EDT

Gotta support the team!

Matt_T