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KSK Blogger Disgraces Washington Post's Pristine Image

André Roussimoff — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 13:44:03 EDT

@NovakAintNoJokovic: I learned this lesson from crappy offensive coordinator Dana Bible, who also has some pretty disappointing photos.

André Roussimoff

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VTBen — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 13:38:12 EDT

Hines Ward no smirre about this.

I guess the Post was none too pleased about the "dying medium" part.

VTBen

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The Man with No Name — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 13:19:30 EDT

/sending "fuck" filled email to the washington post editors/ceo right now.

The Man with No Name

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1980 David Bowie From The Music Video Ashes To Ashes — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 13:15:18 EDT

Mose Schrute got kicked off the beet farm when he came out. He can definitely relate. You should ask him for guidance.

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Spanish Necktie — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 13:11:30 EDT

Shouldn't we be firing our rage at MediaBistroDC as much as the Post?

Spanish Necktie

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UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 13:10:15 EDT

@Christmas Ape:

I guess you were never a guest in Wilpon's hot tub.

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NovakAintNoJokovic — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 13:08:09 EDT

Folks, I learned something today, by the way.

I learned not to assume when a person has the name "Dana Milbank", that they are necessarily a woman. And that googling for pictures of said person might not be as rewarding as I originally anticipated.

NovakAintNoJokovic

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MannysHeadStash — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 13:05:53 EDT

I usually just get fired for "gross incompetence" and "lacking the ability to do my job in any way, shape or form" or being "high right now, aren't you?"

MannysHeadStash

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NovakAintNoJokovic — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 13:04:47 EDT

@UkraineNotWeak: Why waste the quarter? Can't he just get up from his couch and walk up the stairs from the basement to tell her in person?

NovakAintNoJokovic

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Signal to Noise — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 13:02:18 EDT

Not like there isn't more expensive dead weight hanging around the WaPo.

They could at least have offered you a buyout if they really wanted to make cuts that badly.

(right, I know...)

Signal to Noise

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RachelRayIsTheDevil — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 13:01:31 EDT

They'll never figure out my true identity.

-UPS wax board commercial BAD haircut guy

RachelRayIsTheDevil

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TheWrathofQBEagles — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 13:00:34 EDT

@Christmas Ape: I just learned that you're from Allentown. So am I, and I'm sorry to hear that. Oh, and sorry about the whole job thing. What a crock.

TheWrathofQBEagles

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Ray — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 13:00:32 EDT

What do we want? SUNGLASS HUT! When do we want it? NOW!

Oh. Wrong protest.

Ray

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A Pimp Named DaveR — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 12:59:12 EDT

Cheer up, Ape -- when monkeys take over the world, YOU SHALL BE THEIR KING!!!!

Or something like that.

A Pimp Named DaveR

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francois_leroux_speedskater — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 12:59:12 EDT

@Rusty: I berieve you mean, Hines Wald.

If this means a higher volume of Ape posts in general, I'm arr smirres.

But otherwise, that sucks.

francois_leroux_speedskater

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Chamomiles Davis — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 12:59:05 EDT

This soapbox racing queen is brimming with tears.

Chamomiles Davis

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TheStarterWife — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 12:58:10 EDT

@Juancho: Ya... I know I owe you an email. Sorry.

TheStarterWife

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StuScott Booyahs — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 12:58:04 EDT

@StuScott Booyahs: Would anyone be surprised if ESPN had no idea of his past? "Holy shit, you did ether? You're fired times one million!"

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StuScott Booyahs — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 12:55:32 EDT

@starksgotejected: What about Hunter Thompson? That guy was clean as a whistle.

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DennyCrane — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 12:55:21 EDT

Jimmy Breslin approves. Of the drinking.

Encouraging Referee Pitman

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Rusty — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 12:55:03 EDT

Ugh, devil's advocate time. Perhaps the Post didn't want someone who writes Hines Ward posts in Engrish to represent their paper.

I love the Ward posts and I know they're done with love. But one can imagine some higher-up somewhere freaking out.

Rusty

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Encouraging Referee Pitman — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 12:53:45 EDT

Getting fired by WaPo > getting laid off by the former Montgomery Journal in favor of a new printing press.

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StuScott Booyahs — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 12:53:40 EDT

@twoeightnine: +1 million

Im a people person. Who drinks.

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starksgotejected — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 12:53:30 EDT

I understand this move though. Seriously, name one decent writer who was/is a drinker. You can't.

starksgotejected

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Secret Identity — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 12:53:23 EDT

@Doyle McPoyle:

Kid Canada is still alive?

Secret Identity

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LosOsosdeChicago — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 12:51:39 EDT

Lesson is: Stay in the Closest

LosOsosdeChicago

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Im a people person. Who drinks. — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 12:49:51 EDT

This may be the first time blogging actually caused someone to move into their mother's basement.

Sucks you were fired. You and the Parrot look chummy - perhaps he can make a few calls and get you the Steely gig.

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Juancho — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 12:49:51 EDT

@TheStarterWife: do you even check your email?

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J.L. White — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 12:49:14 EDT

It should have been you, any other Steelers fan who isn't as talented as Xmas Ape.

/just kidding

J.L. White

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Babcocksure — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 12:47:11 EDT

fired for blogging? i thought you got fired THEN blogged. right Stephen A?

Babcocksure

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SensitiveThug — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 12:46:44 EDT

While the old WaPo-version of Michael Tunison we knew and loved may be no more, his brilliant essay on the burning of Pollo Rico will live on forever in the archives...

SensitiveThug

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Crookednose — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 12:45:50 EDT

Ape, don't worry, I worked for two newspapers for 11 years, lost my job last fall, and now get paid $15 per post as a blogger, so you'll simply have to switch to the coffee and cigarettes diet for the foreseeable future. I get complimented on my svelteness all the time.

Crookednose

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blastitbiggs — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 12:44:42 EDT

Looks like the parrot, near death, is being visited by a beloved family member who has already passed.

Or that red blob is a thumb in the way.

blastitbiggs

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supermike5alive — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 12:44:34 EDT

WHY did ye come out of the gay mafia closet in the first place? fame and riches?

how are the fame and riches?

supermike5alive

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Magnakai Haaskivi — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 12:44:31 EDT

I think Ape should get a star for his efforts.

Magnakai Haaskivi

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TheStarterWife — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 12:43:49 EDT

That sucks Ape. Why would old media want to keep anyone around with talent and a fresh voice? Not like newsrooms aren't dying or anything...

@Suss--: Seriously choke on a dick Matt Sussman. Someone called my office (and left a lovely message on my voice mail) the other week and I am fairly certain it was Blogfrica related.

TheStarterWife

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Juancho — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 12:43:18 EDT

@StuScott Booyahs: I snuck out to fill my water bottle on the clock and got caught by a manager. It was hilarious.

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Magnakai Haaskivi — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 12:43:13 EDT

@Civil Negligence: And he never did follow up on that woman who died of crab allergies.

Magnakai Haaskivi

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mlmintampa — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 12:43:12 EDT

I actually put my blog on my resume when I applied for jobs. Granted, I'm a terrible writer.

mlmintampa

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DennyCrane — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 12:43:01 EDT

@Christmas Ape: That's actually kind of awesome.

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The Diesel — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 12:41:34 EDT

Normally, I'd say something like, 'and today's not even my birthday.'

But this just stinks.

The Diesel

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twoeightnine — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 12:39:53 EDT

Woodward used to throw ice cream parties during the weekends in the summer.

and Kornheiser threw lemon parties.

twoeightnine

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EditorOfTheDailyFaberian — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 12:39:51 EDT

@StuScott Booyahs: I moved here because this was the only job I could find.

Outside of the governmentt, I am completely un-employable.

EditorOfTheDailyFaberian

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Sandy Magic Jackson — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 12:36:49 EDT

@Suss--: "Hey You're Tall and Fat!"
"Yeah, well you're skinny and stupid, give me back my pen."

Sandy Magic Jackson

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Christmas Ape — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 12:36:33 EDT

Woodward used to throw ice cream parties during the weekends in the summer.

So he's okay in my book. Screw the rest of them.

Christmas Ape

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Jefferson Short Bus — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 12:36:13 EDT

Pretty soon, the blogosphere will be the mainstream and newspapers will be the parents' basement.

My condolences, Ape. I hope you dropped a deuce on Kornheiser's desk.

Jefferson Short Bus

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MitchKayak — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 12:35:13 EDT

You people have real jobs? Why was I not informed of this?

MitchKayak

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SlickBomb — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 12:34:53 EDT

Well, I'm cancelling my subscription... What do you mean no one subscribes to the WaPo anymore??

SlickBomb

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Sandy Magic Jackson — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 12:33:40 EDT

I think this was beautifully (and succinctly) put by a poster over at Steinz' blog:
DICK MOVE
Now Ape has more time to misspell my blog's name when he links it, so more power to him. (JK Ape)

Sandy Magic Jackson

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Fundamentally UnSound — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 12:33:39 EDT

@Turkeyleg: Agreed.

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supermike5alive — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 12:33:21 EDT

@Rob Iracane: you got a star! great job!

supermike5alive

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Fundamentally UnSound — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 12:33:05 EDT

@StuScott Booyahs: Well the Marion Barry drug bust then re-election was over the top, but I was a young lad then. I'm legal now, and this + the Nationals + knowing "W" lives here = embarrassment.

Couple that with me being a Knick fan, and well...

/loads gun

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Gourmet Spud — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 12:32:35 EDT

Time to introduce the Washington Post to "Disgruntled Ape":

[simianfever.com]

Gourmet Spud

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DennyCrane — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 12:31:54 EDT

@UkraineNotWeak: +100

ItsAlwaysSunnyInGoldenState

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ItsAlwaysSunnyInGoldenState — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 12:31:35 EDT

I, for one, am shocked the Washington Post isn't more interested in associating with the website that brought us the Sex Cannon.

Shocked, I say.

(Naww I'm just kidding. Down with the Washington Post and all that jazz.)

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Doyle McPoyle — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 12:31:30 EDT

Kid Canada sends his regards.

Doyle McPoyle

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Bluenatic — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 12:31:13 EDT

All this is going to do is discourage other anonymous bloggers to remain anonymous, which, of course, the mainstream media will criticize them for.

For the first time since I started my blog, I'm really glad nobody is reading.

Bluenatic

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Cialis Cooper — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 12:30:23 EDT

I don't know who you are, but I know what you write.
I read what you write, and I like what I read.
This is all bullshit.
God bless you all.

Cialis Cooper

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Matt Sussman — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 12:29:11 EDT

"This is my real name."

You're the Leonard Surplus? I thought the guy who owned that liquidation store down the road was just using a stage name for his commercials!

Matt Sussman

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Artie Fufkin — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 12:29:08 EDT

You can't fire someone for celebrating Christmas, but you can fire someone for being simian.

Artie Fufkin

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CubsDynasty — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 12:28:22 EDT

The Washington Post is actually a paper, I thought it was made up. Someone actually pays Kornheiser to write a column?

CubsDynasty

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StuScott Booyahs — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 12:28:20 EDT

@Fundamentally UnSound: You weren't embarassed before?

And BTW, how is that so many people on Deadspin and KSK are from DC? Why does everyone move here?

Im Hafner the man I used to be back when I was using PEDs

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UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 12:27:52 EDT

The Washington Post truly hates every Ape they see. From ChimpanA to ChimpanZee.

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

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Michael Bertin — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 12:27:27 EDT

@Len Bias Cocaine Surplus: Mine too. My parents were just Sifl & Olly fans.... Oh, and they were breeding at about age 9.

Michael Bertin

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Im Hafner the man I used to be back when I was using PEDs — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 12:27:21 EDT

@Stay Away From Oprah: That would make a fantastic name for a book.

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Fundamentally UnSound — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 12:27:11 EDT

@Christmas Ape: Ape, I hope you gave the big-wigs a, "Huh? HUH? FUCK YOU!" for all bloggers.

Makes me embarrassed to be a Washingtonian.

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StuScott Booyahs — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 12:26:06 EDT

@Juancho: You've got me beat there.

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Bunkie Perkins — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 12:24:22 EDT

The blogger response shall be swift and far-reaching. Godspeed Ape.

Bunkie Perkins

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StuScott Booyahs — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 12:23:54 EDT

@Weed Against Speed: +1

Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!

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Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah! — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 12:23:40 EDT

*affixes brown ribbon to lapel*

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Len Bias Cocaine Surplus — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 12:23:27 EDT

This is my real name.

My parents were really upset with the state of the Celtics.

Len Bias Cocaine Surplus

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SA — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 12:22:27 EDT

@Texas Gal: In other words...

1. Fire known and generally liked blogger.
2. ...
3. Profit!

On the bright side Ape, those comments are nothing short of glorious.

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The Fan’s Attic — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 12:22:23 EDT

@Christmas Ape: I hear San Francisco is quite generous to the homeless.

The Fan’s Attic

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I Party With Smoot — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 12:21:41 EDT

I wanted to come out to my employer, but I was afraid they'd misinterpret that and roll cameras...

I Party With Smoot

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Fat-Fat — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 12:21:39 EDT

@Christmas Ape: +1 for the comment and +63 cents for a coffee

Fat-Fat

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McCroskey — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 12:21:29 EDT

That's really sad. Sorry, Christmas Ape.

Hopefully, Bob Woodward is already hard at work on a book about it.

McCroskey

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youstayclassy — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 12:21:21 EDT

@Weed Against Speed:

Was that transcript taken from PTI or their daily pre-show circle jerk?

youstayclassy

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UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 12:21:14 EDT

@Christmas Ape:

Did you at least take a slug at Len Downie?

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

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Fat-Fat — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 12:20:33 EDT

@Weed Against Speed: +19

Fat-Fat

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Juancho — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 12:20:32 EDT

@StuScott Booyahs: Damn. I got canned from Dillard's, if that's any consolation.

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TheLou-Do — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 12:19:35 EDT

@Christmas Ape: Hey, at least as a parting gift you got a post about you on Deadspin.

That's like a severance package right?

[/sorry]

TheLou-Do

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Weed Against Speed — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 12:19:24 EDT

Kornheiser: Wilbon, what do you think about this blogger getting fired from the post? I think his name was Tunison.

Wilbon: Why should I care? I'm a journalist. Have I ever met this guy? Do I have to ride in the elevator with him? Do you care Tony?

Kornheiser: Does he watch American Idol?

Wilbon: Why should I care if he watches American Idol? Don't bring that trash about bloggers around me. I'm a journalist.

Kornheiser: So was he.

Wilbon: That's stupid.

Weed Against Speed

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Cowboycane — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 12:18:09 EDT

Next up for the Post: Who put the flaming bag of dog shit on the Johnson's porch? by Woodward and Bernstein

Cowboycane

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Yostal — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 12:17:53 EDT

Well, when the Apes take over, we now know who just moved up the list of first against the wall.

Christmas Ape, I'm sorry, I really am. Hopefully some time at Summer Camp will make everything better.

Yostal

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throwbot — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 12:17:41 EDT

Bernstein just rolled over in his grave.

throwbot

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Randall Tex Cobb — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 12:17:19 EDT

@Juancho: Montgomery Cty School News: Drooling, paste eating, moron's mom thinks he's a genius.

Randall Tex Cobb

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Rob Iracane — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 12:16:56 EDT

I'd blame Katherine Graham, if that bitch wasn't dead.

Rob Iracane

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UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 12:16:40 EDT

@Christmas Ape:

Here'a a quarter. Call your mother and tell her you are no longer a journalist.

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

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Juancho — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 12:16:27 EDT

@UkraineNotWeak: the way I figure, Krauthammer must have nudie pics of Kathleen Graham he's hanging onto.

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Clare — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 12:16:21 EDT

Gingers are nothing but trouble.

Clare

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Phony Gwynn — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 12:15:55 EDT

@Christmas Ape: Beautiful.

Phony Gwynn

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muggsybogues — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 12:15:32 EDT

@Rob Iracane: Right?

muggsybogues

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HugsFromHarold — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 12:15:26 EDT

Did Christmas Ape comment on the Deadspin Blue Jays preview?

HugsFromHarold

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Natrone Means Business — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 12:15:06 EDT

@LeNoceur: The end is nigh.

Natrone Means Business

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Christmas Ape — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 12:14:40 EDT

Ya betta ask someboddddaaaayyyyyy!

for some spare change

Christmas Ape

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Civil Negligence — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 12:14:13 EDT

@DamnSkippy: Well, in fairness, Ape shouldn't have been making up those stories about the homeless.

Civil Negligence

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Chones_Chonies — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 12:14:01 EDT

I think that's Jenny's new phone number.

Chones_Chonies

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DennyCrane — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 12:12:47 EDT

This is why I stick to the NY Post. Because they have no shame at all. And don't employ Mike Lupica.

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Texy — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 12:12:36 EDT

Wait, lemme get this straight- the Post had one of the most recognizable and widely-read sports bloggers already in the fold... and rather than capitalize on the opportunity and make him a Post blogger, they fired him?

Makes perfect sense!

Texy

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UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 12:12:01 EDT

Christmas Ape is fired. Yet, Charles Krauthammer still has a job. Which one is truly more embarassing?

For shame, Washington Post. Your glory days as a paper are way behind you.

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

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StuScott Booyahs — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 12:12:00 EDT

@Juancho: I did indeed, even though I never met the guy. Harsh.

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sassydeerrun — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 12:10:40 EDT

The Onion > The Washington Post

sassydeerrun

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Juancho — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 12:10:15 EDT

@ArkansasFred: I got your hookup for any info you need on Montgomery Cty. Catholic schools.

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umlaut75 — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 12:10:08 EDT

Sucks. Sorry XmasApe.

umlaut75

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Rob Iracane — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 12:10:04 EDT

Why anyone would ever reveal their real name in the blogworld is beyond me.

Rob Iracane

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Phony Gwynn — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 12:09:57 EDT

Ape, I got fired from the Journal News for telling a room full of young reporters (including three females) they could all give me a blumpkin.

So, don't feel too bad.

Phony Gwynn

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Civil Negligence — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 12:09:47 EDT

Ape: Please tell me you smacked that shit eating grin off of Milbank's face before you departed the elevator?

Civil Negligence

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Stay Away From Oprah — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 12:09:34 EDT

God Save The Washington Post

But what about the fan?

Stay Away From Oprah

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Juancho — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 12:09:26 EDT

@StuScott Booyahs: You got Mooned?