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FightTiger — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 10:27:14 EDT

Sorry I woke so many of you in the Midwest up last night. I usually reserve that for Californians.

-The Earthquake

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Adonis — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 00:07:35 EDT

@VTBen:

Oh, that was lovely.

Adonis

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J-No — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 19:55:05 EDT

Sorry we didn't handle the whole molesting little boys situation better.
-The Pope

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Laser Guided — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 19:42:29 EDT

Sorry for sucking the drama out of the Masters.
-Immelman

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Johnny LaRue — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 18:27:47 EDT

sorry doesn't feed the admiral's cat
- felix

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Len Bias Cocaine Surplus — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 18:17:08 EDT

Sorry we sucked this ye... wait we made the playoffs? How the fuck that happen?

-Atlanta Hawks

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jessox — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 18:03:31 EDT

Sorry about thinking (and saying) "Forward" was a speed and was the only speed Joe Horn had. I'm especially sorry if it will get me back on Monday Night Football or really any gig.

- Joe Theismann

PS - Ow, my leg.

jessox

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Act — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 18:01:38 EDT

@parker91: Sorry I whined to Colin Campbell and made all the refs hate you even more.

- M. Brodeur

Act

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Sherrill-Theory — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 18:00:41 EDT

@Carlton_Whitfield: Got lucky; were I able to watch the game, instead of being relegated to gamecast, I'd likewise have been too incensed to think properly.

Sherrill-Theory

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HernandezStache — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 18:00:28 EDT

"Sorry I didn't wear a raincoat" - me to my junk (Miami-Spring Break '08)

HernandezStache

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Lady Andrea — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 17:55:56 EDT

@Carlton_Whitfield: seriously, that is bullshit.

Lady Andrea

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twoeightnine — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 17:52:05 EDT

"haha holy guilt trip lol" - The Hall star

Is that the official name of the Pope's visit?

Holy Guilt Trip 2008 - Sorry Your Son is Hot.

twoeightnine

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AkAggie — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 17:51:05 EDT

Sorry we can't talk about The Hills for an hour - Barack

AkAggie

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Robert Barone’s Dog — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 17:50:58 EDT

@Weed Against Speed: You write Canadian way better than he speaks it.

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Carlton_Whitfield — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 17:50:34 EDT

@Sherrill-Theory: Damn! Well-played.

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Brazil Thrill — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 17:50:25 EDT

Sorry for throwing my players under the bus, but I did give them a subtle hint that they should perhaps kind of foul somebody at the end.

-John Calipari

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Jews For Purple Jesus — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 17:50:13 EDT

Sorry that my retirement will interfere with your masturbating.

-Jose Lima

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Carlton_Whitfield — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 17:50:07 EDT

Sorry I'm a user AND a liar. -- Tejada
[sportsillustrated.cnn.com]

Carlton_Whitfield

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Natrone Means Business — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 17:49:26 EDT

@44 in a Row: "Sorry we only showed up for the last five minutes of Tuesday's game." -SJ Sharks

Natrone Means Business

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Sherrill-Theory — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 17:49:26 EDT

Sorry I'm actually older than I said I-- ... Wait, what was I saying?

- Miguel Tejada

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Sherrill-Theory — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 17:48:19 EDT

@Carlton_Whitfield: I am too ... Is it too late (yes, late) to start drinking?

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Brazil Thrill — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 17:47:39 EDT

Sorry I made fun of your little trip to Mexico. And sorry for coveting your psycho girlfriend's funbags. Also, sorry you have to actually spend time with her and act like you care about that bimbo. Finally, sorry for your mental retardation.

-Big Ben

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Weed Against Speed — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 17:46:43 EDT

@Robert Barone's Dog: Hees still real 'appy with da way da guyss played. Still, dee orgun-eye-zay-shun needss GAB-orik to play better.

Weed Against Speed

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Spanish Necktie — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 17:46:34 EDT

Sorry I blew the cover on our draft plans. -Dolphins GM Jeff Ireland

Spanish Necktie

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7th Floor King Dingaling — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 17:46:04 EDT

Sorry we screwed you, David Stern made us

--NBA Referees

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44 in a Row — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 17:46:03 EDT

"Sorry we only showed up for the first four minutes of Sunday's game." --San Jose Sharks

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Secret Identity — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 17:45:53 EDT

Sorry about the Dooceing.

-The Washington Post

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CIALIS COOPER — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 17:45:48 EDT

Sorry, that's not a hood, it's a t-shirt.
--Mr. Anthony's stylist

CIALIS COOPER

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Le Légende de Vincent Tremblay — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 17:45:26 EDT

@Le Légende de Vincent Tremblay: Sorry for randomly inserting dead YouTube links into people's posts.

-- Gawker IT

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Robert Barone’s Dog — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 17:43:55 EDT

Sorry, but I couldn't control 'em. Whaddya want from me? I'm just a head coach, eh?
--Jacques Lemaire

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Le Légende de Vincent Tremblay — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 17:43:55 EDT

Where do we start?

-- The Pittsburgh Pirates

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Carlton_Whitfield — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 17:43:21 EDT

@Sherrill-Theory: Sorry we blew it for you, Lohse. -- Bullpen
/still mad

Carlton_Whitfield

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Gourmet Spud — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 17:42:42 EDT

Sell you a sack of sorries for two-bits, my weekly-wearied, web-based wordsmiths?

-Weintraub

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UkraineNotWeak — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 17:42:42 EDT

I'm sorry, Will. I don't swing that way.--Rick Ankiel

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sir_pantsalot — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 17:42:12 EDT

"Sorry; I thought I could squeeze it through there."

Chris Hansen wants you to have a seat right here Mr bus driver.

sir_pantsalot

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VTBen — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 17:42:12 EDT

Sorry Will, but we won't be in first for much longer.
-Tony LaRussa

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Sherrill-Theory — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 17:42:02 EDT

Sorry I f-ing jinxed f-ing Lohse and the f-ing Cardinals this afternoon.

- Leitch

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Weed Against Speed — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 17:41:30 EDT

Sorry I forgot to wish you a Happy 50th Birthday earlier, Mad Libs.

- ( Drug ) Against ( Drug )

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GreatOdensRaven — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 17:40:44 EDT

I'm not sorry. I'm a dick.
-Clay Bennett

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WiserTime — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 17:39:55 EDT

I'm sorry I called you a Chinaman.
-Bobby Clampett

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Carlton_Whitfield — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 17:39:26 EDT

Sorry we're stuck in the 1950s. -- Washington Post

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blind-squirrel — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 17:38:59 EDT

Sorry that you have to look elsewhere to find your pole-vaulting dream girl.

Cal athletic department

blind-squirrel

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gunga galunga gunga - gunga galunga — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 17:38:48 EDT

I'm sorry I didn't swallow.

-Jerramy Stevens mom

gunga galunga gunga - gunga galunga

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starksgotejected — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 17:37:51 EDT

AI posts under the handle "genuinearticle"?

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parker91 — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 17:37:43 EDT

Sorry that I couldn't distract Marty Brodeur in a mor conventional fashion.

--S. Avery.

parker91

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Ray — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 17:37:03 EDT

I'm sorry I snitched on you for killi-GAAACCCKKK

Ray

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GoldManGold — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 17:36:59 EDT

Sorry, but she's all mine.
--Allen Stokke

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GreatOdensRaven — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 17:36:13 EDT

Sorry I know where Will hides the bodies.
-Weintraub

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Le Légende de Vincent Tremblay — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 17:35:41 EDT

Shorry about the Ottawa Community Theatre'sh producshion of 300 before Monday night'sh game.

-- Bryan Murray

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Natrone Means Business — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 17:34:57 EDT

Sorry I didn't win the NCAA pick 'em pool.
-Blit Meat

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GorgeForeman — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 17:34:08 EDT

Sorry that the lack of me has caused 98% of you, feelings of doubt and self-loathing.

--Commenter Star

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Yostal — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 17:33:46 EDT

@Paper Cut: Um, really? Seriously, I have seen an essential and genuine support for Coach Rod thus far. Michigan fans may be a lot of things, but we at least give our coach one game before calling for his head.

"Sorry I can't stop the Predators from scoring goals in closely timed pairs."
--Dominik Hasek

Yostal