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Spend An Expensive Evening With Joe Buck And His Lame Friends

Buzz's Monkey Butler — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 12:53:47 EDT

@The Stork: Gotta be B. No way it can be anything else.

Spend An Expensive Evening With Joe Buck And His Lame Friends

The Stork — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 10:54:17 EDT

Julie Buck:
A.) Restaurateur
B.) Oldies DJ
C.) "Oh, one of *those* Bucks!"
D.) Who-the-hell-is-she?
E.) All of the above

The Stork

Spend An Expensive Evening With Joe Buck And His Lame Friends

The Sports Hernia — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 09:32:06 EDT

Thank you for that headline.

The Sports Hernia

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Civil Negligence — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 08:57:42 EDT

@How do you spell retard?:

"I am a color announcer. C-O-L-O-R, or you can spell it C-O-L-O-U-R, as well!"

Civil Negligence

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WillieMcGeeForever — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 01:47:14 EDT

@preciousroy: Last I checked all three Wilco shows were sold out, but maybe they added more.

On a side note, I'm going to that New Pornographers show on Saturday. That looks to be sweet.

WillieMcGeeForever

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UT Anthony — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 00:04:58 EDT

I'd rather listen to Chris Matthews talk about bowel movements with Terrell Owens than sit through that bullshit. No way in fuck I'd pay for that

UT Anthony

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Dan Serafini — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 22:33:11 EDT

No star power?

You forget George Brewer is the inventor of toasted ravioli.

Dan Serafini

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Laser Guided — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 19:53:40 EDT

disapprove.

Laser Guided

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Yostal — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 19:30:07 EDT

@44 in a Row: The spelling issue, or the fact that they're holding a "Back to School" event in May?

Yostal

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Dan Levy — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 19:25:50 EDT

Why didn't my parents name me something cool like Shimmy? I'm stuck with boring old Dan. Nothing excited about Dan.

From now on I'd like to be referred to as Shimmy Dan Levy...Shim-D for short please.

Dan Levy

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Michael Bertin — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 19:05:31 EDT

Wilco tickets are still available for a show in St. Louis? Guess nobody really does like 'em where they're from.

Also, Joe Buck is a giant douche.

Michael Bertin

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Dr. Michael Mancini — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 19:04:54 EDT

The Dundies had more star power on stage.

Dr. Michael Mancini

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Weed Against Speed — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 19:02:44 EDT

@How do you spell retard?: He declined due to the fact he is deathly afraid of bees.

Weed Against Speed

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grungedave — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 18:59:42 EDT

Teacher: The word is "forensics".
Joe Buck: Ah, fuck that. Why should we fucking have to spell forensics?
[cheers from kids in audience]
Joe Buck: S-U-C-K-M-Y-A-S-S. Forensics.

grungedave

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44 in a Row — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 18:55:29 EDT

"Back 2 School Spelling Bee" is ironic, no?

44 in a Row

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How do you spell retard? — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 18:52:19 EDT

No Tim McCarver. Not worth it.
Get me a dinner with Tim McCarver, Chris Wheeler, and Sarge Matthews, I'll cough up the money

How do you spell retard?

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Jefferson Short Bus — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 18:49:54 EDT

Shimmy Gray Miller looks like a mid-major version of Pokey Chatman.

Jefferson Short Bus

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dwinn — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 18:48:49 EDT

Eric Brewer!
Ralph Butler!
It's an expensive evening with Joe Buck --
ONLY on FOX!

dwinn

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ltwinslow — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 18:48:10 EDT

uhh swingandamiss

ltwinslow

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Spanish Necktie — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 18:46:54 EDT

ERIC BREWER, JULIE BUCK, KAREN FOSS, RALPH BUTLER, SHIMMY GRAY MILLER, COURTNEY COOPER

Who are six people who have never been in my kitchen?

Spanish Necktie

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Gourmet Spud — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 18:46:19 EDT

@Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner:

Exactly.

Gourmet Spud

Spend An Expensive Evening With Joe Buck And His Lame Friends

Jefferson Short Bus — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 18:46:08 EDT

Courtney Cooper's wardrobe brought to you by the Ralston-Purina Company.

Jefferson Short Bus

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Brazil Thrill — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 18:45:17 EDT

And for $76, that Spelling Bee better feature Shimmy Gray Miller and Courtney Cooper juggling flaming kittens or having a dildo fight.

If you need to borrow one, apparently BDD is done using his big black dildo as a stand-up comedy prop.

Brazil Thrill

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Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 18:44:20 EDT

@Gourmet Spud: Necrophilia?

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner

Spend An Expensive Evening With Joe Buck And His Lame Friends

CharlesBronsonPinchot — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 18:43:53 EDT

I can spell Joe Buck. Here it goes -

C-O-C-K-S-U-C-K-E-R

CharlesBronsonPinchot

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Gourmet Spud — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 18:43:35 EDT

Spend An Expensive Evening With Joe Buck And His Lame Friends

I'd rather spend an evening with Jack, if you follow me.

Gourmet Spud

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Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 18:43:31 EDT

ERIC BREWER, JULIE BUCK, KAREN FOSS, RALPH BUTLER, SHIMMY GRAY MILLER, COURTNEY COOPER.

That's a metric assload of who? right there.

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner

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Secret Identity — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 18:43:09 EDT

Eric Brewer is going to get fucked when he spells using the Queen's English.

Secret Identity

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thefuseproject — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 18:42:29 EDT

(tries to think of witty comment about dullard progeny of legendary announcer, can't, makes dinner)

thefuseproject

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Matt Sussman — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 18:42:00 EDT

MCR is sold out already?

I knew I didn't get out of bed today for a reason, now I know why.

Matt Sussman

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Gourmet Spud — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 18:40:37 EDT

SHIMMY GRAY MILLER

May I have the origin, please?

Gourmet Spud

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StuScott Booyahs — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 18:40:31 EDT

He had to go with that group. Tim McCarver can't spell his own name.

StuScott Booyahs

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Lady Andrea — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 18:39:58 EDT

If by "affable Midwestern charm" you mean "blowing all Cardinals who will have him," then yes, he is known for that.

Lady Andrea

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Ministry of Silly Walkoffs — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 18:38:52 EDT

...and your word, Jimmy, is DISGUSTING.

Ministry of Silly Walkoffs