<![CDATA[An Update From The Deadspin Beijing Bureau - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[An Update From The Deadspin Beijing Bureau - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[An Update From The Deadspin Beijing Bureau]]> @Gourmet Spud: Is your dispenser also being protected by the BOGSFPU? Because they look like they mean business.

NovakAintNoJokovic

]]> <![CDATA[An Update From The Deadspin Beijing Bureau]]> @PeteJayhawk: That is old school. Anyone who is not a Communist = fascist. Anyone who is not a fascist = communist.

+1 for the anachronistic insults crazy web site.

EditorOfTheDailyFaberian

]]> <![CDATA[An Update From The Deadspin Beijing Bureau]]> @crazyjoedavola: I love the crazy on that site...check this out, regarding the disruption of the torch lighting in Greek:

The three French men, it turns out, are all from a notorious right-wing organization ... called Reporters Without Borders .... the group gets funding from the U.S. government��s National Endowment for Democracy as well as the Soros Foundation...

Yes, the Soros Foundation is SOOOOO right-wing. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!

Pete Gaines

]]> <![CDATA[An Update From The Deadspin Beijing Bureau]]> If it were up to me, I would get an American-made Sacred Flame Protection Unit rather than those cheap Chinese knock-offs. They're probably full of lead paint.

Maximum_Orsulak

]]> <![CDATA[An Update From The Deadspin Beijing Bureau]]> I'm guessing we'll see the tie-dyed Power Ranger on the right hoisting the Chinese flag in Taipei in about 7 years.

Mr. Sparkle

]]> <![CDATA[An Update From The Deadspin Beijing Bureau]]> @crazyjoedavola: What is Tibet's deal any way?

/ Lady Victory USA

EditorOfTheDailyFaberian

]]> <![CDATA[An Update From The Deadspin Beijing Bureau]]> so i don't have the patience to read this. I'm assuming a couple small dick jokes and a few stabs at the chinese Government. was I right?

Babcocksure

]]> <![CDATA[An Update From The Deadspin Beijing Bureau]]> My favorite blog of the Chinese blogosphere is easily Metsarebetterthangrounduptigerpenis.blogspot.com

Stev D

]]> <![CDATA[An Update From The Deadspin Beijing Bureau]]> That first picture is the bastard love-child of George Orwell and Big Gay Al.

BarrySagittarius

]]> <![CDATA[An Update From The Deadspin Beijing Bureau]]> Make sure you tell the guy from Iowa to step onto the sidewalk when the tanks are driving through Tiananmen Square. Oops.

BarrySagittarius

]]> <![CDATA[An Update From The Deadspin Beijing Bureau]]> @ArkansasFred: something is afowl...

dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac

]]> <![CDATA[An Update From The Deadspin Beijing Bureau]]> "the relay itself went pretty smoothly, albeit on a heavily fortified and truncated route"

Rosie Ruiz will be putting this to the test.

the earl of weaver

]]> <![CDATA[An Update From The Deadspin Beijing Bureau]]> @OchentaYcinco: You can't mine China's comedy gold without the proper documentation.

Hit Bull Win Steak

]]> <![CDATA[An Update From The Deadspin Beijing Bureau]]> The Nazi Dali Lama site has to be a joke. Seriously.

MitchKayak

]]> <![CDATA[An Update From The Deadspin Beijing Bureau]]> "Ping has been labeled a traitor by some internet forum contributors who feel that the media coverage and protests abroad are an affront to China's dignity."

Media coverage? Dignity? But, but, but... wide stances! Number 9! Give it up China, you've got over a billion people. Law of probabilities says you've way funnier stuff going on over there.

OchentaYcinco

]]> <![CDATA[An Update From The Deadspin Beijing Bureau]]> @Weed Against Speed: Zubaz outlet

DeepFriar

]]> <![CDATA[An Update From The Deadspin Beijing Bureau]]> @crazyjoedavola:

To be fair, there are lots of similarities. All of them have an "i" in their name, and that can't be a coincidence.

racistmascot_inc

]]> <![CDATA[An Update From The Deadspin Beijing Bureau]]> you speak into my mic, I'll speak into yours...

Hit Bull Win Steak

]]> <![CDATA[An Update From The Deadspin Beijing Bureau]]> @Civil Negligence: +100,000,000. And AMEN!

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

]]> <![CDATA[An Update From The Deadspin Beijing Bureau]]> They had a legless guy interview Torre from dick level? WTF?

MeanMachine

]]> <![CDATA[An Update From The Deadspin Beijing Bureau]]> Cookie Kwan stays stay away from the East Side... that's HER side!

Big Jim Slade

]]> <![CDATA[An Update From The Deadspin Beijing Bureau]]> probably be where, that is.

sassydeerrun

]]> <![CDATA[An Update From The Deadspin Beijing Bureau]]> Those tie-dye uniforms look like a 4 year old could've made them - oh wait.

HebrewHammer

]]> <![CDATA[An Update From The Deadspin Beijing Bureau]]> Oh, and I expected to see some kids playing dodgeball and shooting up roids.

Afino

]]> <![CDATA[An Update From The Deadspin Beijing Bureau]]> I bet they got the ZZ Top cranked on those headphones all day long.

Lanny's Mustache Rides

]]> <![CDATA[An Update From The Deadspin Beijing Bureau]]> @DeepFriar: And where did they get all that kick-ass matching Generra clothes?

Weed Against Speed

]]> <![CDATA[An Update From The Deadspin Beijing Bureau]]> @Lunatic Fringe: They will probably where all of the cats have 'mysteriously' disappeared to. And that would be a dish of General Tso's.

sassydeerrun

]]> <![CDATA[An Update From The Deadspin Beijing Bureau]]> @twoeightnine: Yeah, didn't Claire Danes rape one of them?

The Teufel Shuffle

]]> <![CDATA[An Update From The Deadspin Beijing Bureau]]> Hey! There's something fishy about that first photo....

[news.xinhuanet.com]

ArkansasFred

]]> <![CDATA[An Update From The Deadspin Beijing Bureau]]> Yes (If she took the glasses off, let her hair down, and wore more revealing clothes), dude, Torre

André Roussimoff

]]> <![CDATA[An Update From The Deadspin Beijing Bureau]]> @TheLou-Do: The Time Warner Cable reenactment would have the screen giving you the finger. And then exploding.

DennyCrane

]]> <![CDATA[An Update From The Deadspin Beijing Bureau]]> That's why there are so many, they're freaking CLONES!

DeepFriar

]]> <![CDATA[An Update From The Deadspin Beijing Bureau]]> Is that beef jerky on the desk of the Beijing bureau?

DennyCrane

]]> <![CDATA[An Update From The Deadspin Beijing Bureau]]> Hey, that's just a re-enactment of having Comcast.

TheLou-Do

]]> <![CDATA[An Update From The Deadspin Beijing Bureau]]> anybody giving odds on these 3 being around in August ?

Lunatic Fringe

]]> <![CDATA[An Update From The Deadspin Beijing Bureau]]> Ok, anti-cnn.com is a true find. Any site that compares the Dalai Lama to Hitler and Stalin must be heard.

crazyjoedavola

]]> <![CDATA[An Update From The Deadspin Beijing Bureau]]> is manned by three college buddies who "studied" abroad together in Shanghai

I think I've seen that movie.

twoeightnine

]]> <![CDATA[An Update From The Deadspin Beijing Bureau]]> That Chinese media guy must be one of those homosexuals.

Either that or he thinks Jim Gray-Kobe Bryant interviews are hard-hitting journalism.

So, actually, he's a homo either way.

Bring Me The Head of Karim Garcia

]]> <![CDATA[An Update From The Deadspin Beijing Bureau]]> The anonimity is probably a good idea...my advice is to keep your head Lo, Mein.

Doyle McPoyle

]]> <![CDATA[An Update From The Deadspin Beijing Bureau]]> This make Afeeno smirre.

Afino

]]> <![CDATA[An Update From The Deadspin Beijing Bureau]]> ... Sacred Flame Protection Unit - who are charged with guarding the flame on its tumultuous, misguided, and increasingly bizarre journey around the world

brady quinn has an entire security team now?

ltwinslow

]]> <![CDATA[An Update From The Deadspin Beijing Bureau]]> Hey guys...the Peking Bureau isn't dead...BANG! x3...oops, damn Red Guard and their wi-fi.

Oh well, back to real sports...

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

]]> <![CDATA[An Update From The Deadspin Beijing Bureau]]> Tricia Takanawa is covering this, right?

ILovePaleHoseandPaleHos

]]> <![CDATA[An Update From The Deadspin Beijing Bureau]]> @Gourmet Spud: Froot Roop?

Chones_Chonies

]]> <![CDATA[An Update From The Deadspin Beijing Bureau]]> Damnit, Nibbles!

Will, when you are gonna follow Wonkette's lead and buy Deadspin from Gawker?

Civil Negligence

]]> <![CDATA[An Update From The Deadspin Beijing Bureau]]> Nice to see the fanny pack is still en vogue somewhere on this planet.

Civil Negligence

]]> <![CDATA[An Update From The Deadspin Beijing Bureau]]> Was this paid for by the Committee to Re-Invade Vietnam.

WoodBatsSteelBalls

]]> <![CDATA[An Update From The Deadspin Beijing Bureau]]> They can do whatever they want to the torch, but nobody better fuck with the Ceremonial Froot Loop Dispenser.

Gourmet Spud

]]> <![CDATA[An Update From The Deadspin Beijing Bureau]]> See, that's the problem. You arrest 16,000 Chinese dissidents, but you're still power-hungry an hour later.

racistmascot_inc

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