<![CDATA[Danica Patrick No Longer A Pretty Girl Who Can't Win Races - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[Danica Patrick No Longer A Pretty Girl Who Can't Win Races - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[Danica Patrick No Longer A Pretty Girl Who Can't Win Races]]> Thank God, now I can forget about IRL once and for all.

Human_Cannonball

]]> <![CDATA[Danica Patrick No Longer A Pretty Girl Who Can't Win Races]]> @Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies: No, but Deadspin should buy a foal, name her/him Blit Meat, & groom the beast to run in the KY Derby in three years. 'Ey, it's no worse than Giacomo!

josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you

]]> <![CDATA[Danica Patrick No Longer A Pretty Girl Who Can't Win Races]]> Next thing you guys are going to tell me is that humans look best when they're all made up to be professionally photographed.

C'mon now.

Billy Clyde Puckett

]]> <![CDATA[Danica Patrick No Longer A Pretty Girl Who Can't Win Races]]> I'd celebrate in her victory lane

cowbell204

]]> <![CDATA[Danica Patrick No Longer A Pretty Girl Who Can't Win Races]]> Was Blit Meat at the Blindianapolis 500?

Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies

]]> <![CDATA[Danica Patrick No Longer A Pretty Girl Who Can't Win Races]]> Winning the race in Japan? Good god, she is going to make a mint in Honda/Acura and Suntory endorsements. What middle-aged Japanese male wouldn't want to bed her?

Bos'un's Mate

]]> <![CDATA[Danica Patrick No Longer A Pretty Girl Who Can't Win Races]]> @peytonloveskenny: First time I see that picture... All I can say is that the Secret Service has their work cut out for them.

Brazil Thrill

]]> <![CDATA[Danica Patrick No Longer A Pretty Girl Who Can't Win Races]]> I would certainly take Danica out for a spin.

Fat-Fat

]]> <![CDATA[Danica Patrick No Longer A Pretty Girl Who Can't Win Races]]> @J-No: I see her as more "County Fair Hot", which is better than "Carnival Hot" or "Church Fair Hot" but not as good as "Circus Hot".

Chief Wahoo

]]> <![CDATA[Danica Patrick No Longer A Pretty Girl Who Can't Win Races]]> @Brazil Thrill - Hawks Aficionado: And Segways.

peytonloveskenny

]]> <![CDATA[Danica Patrick No Longer A Pretty Girl Who Can't Win Races]]> @Slothrop:

WOW! GREAT move by the Jays. Despite being a good guy, he had been a big hole in the middle of that line-up since he got there, and this gets them out of a big option year (he needed a minimum number of at-bats to exercise it).

Get ready for the Adam Lind era!

Gourmet Spud

]]> <![CDATA[Danica Patrick No Longer A Pretty Girl Who Can't Win Races]]> @Chief Wahoo: She's in shape and doesn't have a bad body, but her face seems to change from "mildly attractive" to "get me a paper bag" depending on the lighting.

Brazil Thrill

]]> <![CDATA[Danica Patrick No Longer A Pretty Girl Who Can't Win Races]]> semi-thread jack

Big Hurt released by Toronto. That won't improve his mood, but at least greater Toronto's long pillow-fighting nightmares are finally over.

/semi-thread jack

Slothrop

]]> <![CDATA[Danica Patrick No Longer A Pretty Girl Who Can't Win Races]]> @TattooedMess(iah): I don't know, I'm channeling the prez with such accuracy that maybe I should stay away from these delicious pretzels for a while.

Brazil Thrill

]]> <![CDATA[Danica Patrick No Longer A Pretty Girl Who Can't Win Races]]> @Chief Wahoo: I was just surprised. I think she is a good looking girl. Not super hot, but nice looking. Kinda Sandra Bullock-hot.

J-No

]]> <![CDATA[Danica Patrick No Longer A Pretty Girl Who Can't Win Races]]> @Chief Wahoo:

The shot Manny had last night landed in the Charles.

Also, can someone answer the phone at Man City? That's super annoying.

Slothrop

]]> <![CDATA[Danica Patrick No Longer A Pretty Girl Who Can't Win Races]]> @Herbies_Wingman:

we prefer the term "Driver's Aide."

Slothrop

]]> <![CDATA[Danica Patrick No Longer A Pretty Girl Who Can't Win Races]]> @Slothrop: At this point any pitch a Yankee throws to Manny that stays in the park is a victory.

Chief Wahoo

]]> <![CDATA[Danica Patrick No Longer A Pretty Girl Who Can't Win Races]]> @J-No: Not trying to be mean or anything, she just doesn't make me happy in my pants.

Chief Wahoo

]]> <![CDATA[Danica Patrick No Longer A Pretty Girl Who Can't Win Races]]> @Brazil Thrill - Hawks Aficionado: The accuracy of that sentence almost made me ask "and how are you doing this morning, mr. president?".

TattooedMess(iah)

]]> <![CDATA[Danica Patrick No Longer A Pretty Girl Who Can't Win Races]]> @Chief Wahoo:

was that successful? He neither hit nor intimidated Manny. I award him no points, and may god have mercy on his soul.

Slothrop

]]> <![CDATA[Danica Patrick No Longer A Pretty Girl Who Can't Win Races]]> wonder if she had a slumpbuster after race 49

Herbies_Wingman

]]> <![CDATA[Danica Patrick No Longer A Pretty Girl Who Can't Win Races]]> @TattooedMess(iah): He's gonna try to learninate her strategeries to accomplishinating her mission.

Brazil Thrill

]]> <![CDATA[Danica Patrick No Longer A Pretty Girl Who Can't Win Races]]> booze-crazed horndogs...so many options to expand on that

izzone

]]> <![CDATA[Danica Patrick No Longer A Pretty Girl Who Can't Win Races]]> @Chief Wahoo: I would call her better than borderline attractive. But that's just me.

J-No

]]> <![CDATA[Danica Patrick No Longer A Pretty Girl Who Can't Win Races]]> @Slothrop: Are you counting bonus points for throwing behind Manny?

Chief Wahoo

]]> <![CDATA[Danica Patrick No Longer A Pretty Girl Who Can't Win Races]]> @Brazil Thrill - Hawks Aficionado:

A 2% success rate doesn't stop Professor Farnsworth, why should it stop Danica?

Slothrop

]]> <![CDATA[Danica Patrick No Longer A Pretty Girl Who Can't Win Races]]> @Brazil Thrill - Hawks Aficionado: And an envious "how is she so successful" from Dubya.

TattooedMess(iah)

]]> <![CDATA[Danica Patrick No Longer A Pretty Girl Who Can't Win Races]]> So now she's a borderline-attractive-at-best chick who won one race?

Chief Wahoo

]]> <![CDATA[Danica Patrick No Longer A Pretty Girl Who Can't Win Races]]> A 2% success rate would get most people fired from their jobs. Not Danica though, she gets a pat on the back and a tip of the cap.

Brazil Thrill

]]> <![CDATA[Danica Patrick No Longer A Pretty Girl Who Can't Win Races]]> @Gourmet Spud: But wouldn't wrecks, jugs, and Spinal Tap references just take the whole thing to 11?

TattooedMess(iah)

]]> <![CDATA[Danica Patrick No Longer A Pretty Girl Who Can't Win Races]]> As long as there's wrecks and jugs, I can do without the Spinal Tap reference.

Gourmet Spud

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