<![CDATA[Deadspin Vs. Cat Lady. Let's Watch The Fun - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin Vs. Cat Lady. Let's Watch The Fun - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin Vs. Cat Lady. Let's Watch The Fun]]> @MattinglysSideburns:

+1,000,000

BelichickSpiesOnYou

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin Vs. Cat Lady. Let's Watch The Fun]]> @dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: My god, that post plus the picture made me laugh until tears were running down my face. thank you.

dirtybacon

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin Vs. Cat Lady. Let's Watch The Fun]]> Caption for the cat picture,"Don't worry guys, she's going to die alone and then we can eat her."

FriendsLikeJimRome

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin Vs. Cat Lady. Let's Watch The Fun]]> Next day bailout. So sad. EAT CATS. Timing is everything Fiddling.

RachelRayIsTheDevil

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin Vs. Cat Lady. Let's Watch The Fun]]> OK, guys, over-under this lady weighing 200 pounds:

ThatMarkDude

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin Vs. Cat Lady. Let's Watch The Fun]]> Hint: ignore that first captial letter...

FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin Vs. Cat Lady. Let's Watch The Fun]]> @FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns brought to you by Diebold:

peat cats?

is that lawn mulch made out of cats?

jisrael1

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin Vs. Cat Lady. Let's Watch The Fun]]> PlEAse Take CrAzy deadspin commenTerS with a grain of salt.

Find the hidden message...

FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin Vs. Cat Lady. Let's Watch The Fun]]> Can I haz boifren?

OlsenTwinsValueMenu

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin Vs. Cat Lady. Let's Watch The Fun]]> From her website:

I believe spaying and neutering animals will end a lot of needless suffering.

It's really too bad your parents didn't lead by example...

FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin Vs. Cat Lady. Let's Watch The Fun]]> Of all the days to not be on Deadspin. I can't believe I missed this.

LeagueofShadows

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin Vs. Cat Lady. Let's Watch The Fun]]> One of my dad's co-workers had a cat that hung itself from a tree in their backward. I don't know if they dressed it up, but it wouldn't surprise me.

hotdogwheel

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin Vs. Cat Lady. Let's Watch The Fun]]> Deep down she loves all 10 comments that were made.

Fat-Fat

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin Vs. Cat Lady. Let's Watch The Fun]]> Does it mean that I hate myself if I sort of agre with her? (though I didnt get to read any of the comments)

jabostick

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin Vs. Cat Lady. Let's Watch The Fun]]> @CharlesBronsonPinchot: "Good person" or not, the result is the same if she drops dead on the floor and the cats end up eating her. Nom nom nom, indeed.

RonZookonRedBull

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin Vs. Cat Lady. Let's Watch The Fun]]> INVISABUL CROSSHARS

MenaceIISobriety

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin Vs. Cat Lady. Let's Watch The Fun]]> is this because I rickrolled her?

TheRunningboard7

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin Vs. Cat Lady. Let's Watch The Fun]]> A blogger who takes pride in her feline Abu Ghraib wants to tell sports fanatics and readers of a sports journalism satire site how to use to their time productively.
God bless you, Internet.

A Puckish Satire of Contemporary Mores

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin Vs. Cat Lady. Let's Watch The Fun]]> Ahem.

[img403.imageshack.us]

The Joy of Cesc

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin Vs. Cat Lady. Let's Watch The Fun]]> LOL! cats.

Silky John-STON!

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin Vs. Cat Lady. Let's Watch The Fun]]> [Will Ferrell as Harry Caray]

"Hey kitty. If you were a rabbit, would you eat yourself? I know I would. I'd be delicious!"

[/Ferrell Caray]

Yinka Double Dare

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin Vs. Cat Lady. Let's Watch The Fun]]> @Suss--: Wizard Cat casts Level 5 Salmon of the Infinite.

Yinka Double Dare

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin Vs. Cat Lady. Let's Watch The Fun]]>

[i37.photobucket.com]

It was only a matter of time...

You_are_My_Larsson_My_Henrik_Larsson

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin Vs. Cat Lady. Let's Watch The Fun]]> Cowboy cat is so embarassed he hangs his head in shame. He's about to test that old adage that you can't choke yourself to death with your own hands.

drewheyman

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin Vs. Cat Lady. Let's Watch The Fun]]> Remember lady, if it's not Gritty Kitty, it stinks!
And it also makes an excellent casserole for when those unexpected guests arrive.

Agamemnon Busmalis

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin Vs. Cat Lady. Let's Watch The Fun]]> Winfrey is also pissed that Michael Vick was chosen for a segment on "Bart's People."

Deadspin

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin Vs. Cat Lady. Let's Watch The Fun]]> Q: What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead cats?

A: You can't unload the truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

I Am Kyle's Raging Panic Attack

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin Vs. Cat Lady. Let's Watch The Fun]]> They all live in their basements, if we could just remove all the basements in the United States we would have peace.

CubsDynasty

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin Vs. Cat Lady. Let's Watch The Fun]]> O AN HE CUDDLY

1980 David Bowie From The Music Video Ashes To Ashes

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin Vs. Cat Lady. Let's Watch The Fun]]> @Sir Hotbod Handsomeface: Unless it's turned into glue or kibbles and bits, I just don't see it happening.

White Speed Receiver

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin Vs. Cat Lady. Let's Watch The Fun]]> @What Would Kornheiser Do?: If that isn't a comment of the fortnight, I don't know what is.

TheStarterWife

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin Vs. Cat Lady. Let's Watch The Fun]]> Add Dee Mirich to the bottom pic = Who's in Kristy Winfrey's 5?

I give money to animal charities, have pets, etc. These are just jokes, lady.

lavaughn

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin Vs. Cat Lady. Let's Watch The Fun]]> Ceiling Cat is watching her molest a zucchini as we speak.

David Hume

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin Vs. Cat Lady. Let's Watch The Fun]]> @ArkansasFred: I have to take credit for that one.

The Fan’s Attic

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin Vs. Cat Lady. Let's Watch The Fun]]> cats rool, dogs drool!

iantenna

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin Vs. Cat Lady. Let's Watch The Fun]]> Seriously, everyone knows what this is leading up to right?

SHOTY 2008: Wizard Cat

Sir Hotbod Handsomeface

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin Vs. Cat Lady. Let's Watch The Fun]]> @Weed Against Speed: Where she buys them designer clothes from Eddie Meower?

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin Vs. Cat Lady. Let's Watch The Fun]]> Pussies.

twoeightnine

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin Vs. Cat Lady. Let's Watch The Fun]]> Shoulda been you, Crazy Cat lady.

J-No

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin Vs. Cat Lady. Let's Watch The Fun]]> Does anyone else think she purchased those outfits for her cats at a store with a ridiculous name like Feline's Basement?

Weed Against Speed

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin Vs. Cat Lady. Let's Watch The Fun]]> This woman's just mad that Rob not only rejected her account, but also mocked her and said that her JonBenet Ramsey jokes aren't funny.

Magnakai Haaskivi

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin Vs. Cat Lady. Let's Watch The Fun]]> LOLcats

Tebow2007

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin Vs. Cat Lady. Let's Watch The Fun]]> @MustacheofMilesTarver: Sounds like somebody has been watching too much of the Right Stuff with her kitties.

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin Vs. Cat Lady. Let's Watch The Fun]]> Q: What's more fun than a barrel of dead cats?

A: Sticking pins in their eyes.

Phatty

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin Vs. Cat Lady. Let's Watch The Fun]]> ew, cat people.

muggsybogues

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin Vs. Cat Lady. Let's Watch The Fun]]> @Weed Against Speed: She'd have to have sex first for that to even be an issue.

@Rob Iracane: Which one speaks entirely in Anchorman quotes?

Jefferson Short Bus

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin Vs. Cat Lady. Let's Watch The Fun]]> @What Would Kornheiser Do?: Cackling

The Sports Hernia

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin Vs. Cat Lady. Let's Watch The Fun]]> I get the feeling that Kristy Winfrey watches a lot of Full House reruns and nods approvingly whenever Stephanie Tanner is onscreen.

Both because of the "how rude" sentiment, and the addiction to meth.

Its The Beer Talking

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin Vs. Cat Lady. Let's Watch The Fun]]> When I was a kid, I used to put a Superman cape on my dog so it would flap when he ran down the stairs. He never once tried to take it off.

I'm sure I had a point to make.

Gourmet Spud

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin Vs. Cat Lady. Let's Watch The Fun]]> "I have 6 cats here."

Not pictured, the other two cats spinning from the ceiling fan.

MustacheofMilesTarver

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin Vs. Cat Lady. Let's Watch The Fun]]> @ArkansasFred: Small world...

What Would Kornheiser Do? Presented by Peniston Fuels

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin Vs. Cat Lady. Let's Watch The Fun]]> "I know that I am a good person"

Well, guess you got that going for you. Which is nice.

Afino

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin Vs. Cat Lady. Let's Watch The Fun]]> This broad must be cheesing her face off.

OchentaYcinco

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin Vs. Cat Lady. Let's Watch The Fun]]> When I was a kid I used to put scotch tape on the family cat's paws and watch him freak out.

I'm sure glad that cruelty only manifested itself in me wasting an entire workday commenting anonymously on a sports blog.

ArkansasFred

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin Vs. Cat Lady. Let's Watch The Fun]]> in my mind, the Magical Mr. Mistoffelees is usually wearing a tight unitard with leg warmers. Shows what I know about cats!

amorphous

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin Vs. Cat Lady. Let's Watch The Fun]]> By the way, lady, I'm sure no one thinks you're crazy. They think you smell like cat piss, but they don't think you're crazy...

What Would Kornheiser Do? Presented by Peniston Fuels

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin Vs. Cat Lady. Let's Watch The Fun]]> "Ooooh. Cat fight!"

"Woof Woof"

"Don't you mean reeeeeeer?"

Agamemnon Busmalis

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin Vs. Cat Lady. Let's Watch The Fun]]> "cats are cunts
cunts are cats
cats are cunts
cunts are cats
it's easy to learn
so let's all say that"

/come poop with me






Jews For Purple Jesus

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin Vs. Cat Lady. Let's Watch The Fun]]> Full disclosure: I have 23 cats.

Rob Iracane

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin Vs. Cat Lady. Let's Watch The Fun]]> I hope bad doings don't come back at us.

44 in a Row

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin Vs. Cat Lady. Let's Watch The Fun]]> Cats are shitheads.

The Sports Hernia

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin Vs. Cat Lady. Let's Watch The Fun]]> I guess dressing cats in costumes count as doing something constructive.

riahekans

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin Vs. Cat Lady. Let's Watch The Fun]]> Bob Barker thinks this bitch should be spayed.

Weed Against Speed

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin Vs. Cat Lady. Let's Watch The Fun]]> ya'll... so RUDE.

supermike5alive

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin Vs. Cat Lady. Let's Watch The Fun]]> The cat couldn't have typed those comments, Focker. It lacks opposable thumbs.

Threat Level: Midnight

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin Vs. Cat Lady. Let's Watch The Fun]]> But if you believe as I do that God's great plan includes affording our animal friends a certain degree of dignity, then you will please refrain from dressing your cat as a wizard.

Rick, how do you know that the cat is not, in fact, a real wizard? Maybe it put on the costume itself, being a master of magic and all.

Oh yeah...I just blew your mind.

Its The Beer Talking

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin Vs. Cat Lady. Let's Watch The Fun]]> Hey I might be childish and I might be rude but... what was that 3rd thing?

Len Bias Cocaine Surplus

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin Vs. Cat Lady. Let's Watch The Fun]]> @PeteJayhawk: You know what they say about Calicos... always fighting and drinking milk. They should just lock em all up.

BigJimSlade

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin Vs. Cat Lady. Let's Watch The Fun]]> Two years ago, I briefly dated a woman with three cats; each cat had two different names.

I vowed never again to date a cat person.

Jefferson Short Bus

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin Vs. Cat Lady. Let's Watch The Fun]]> Iracane has been notified and a full investigation is underway

What did she dress one of her kitties up as Serpico? Or Murtaugh and Riggs?

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin Vs. Cat Lady. Let's Watch The Fun]]> Alright, meow. Hand over your license and registration. Hurry up meow.

ballsattack

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin Vs. Cat Lady. Let's Watch The Fun]]> I'm just glad she didn't put the nude Santonio Holmes costume on one of 'em.

phillas

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin Vs. Cat Lady. Let's Watch The Fun]]> Hey Dumbledore, did you get your tickets?

Tickets, to what?

To the Gun Show, pussy!

dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin Vs. Cat Lady. Let's Watch The Fun]]> Wizard Cat is +15 MP.

amorphous

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin Vs. Cat Lady. Let's Watch The Fun]]> @PeteJayhawk: That's becaus it's Patriot Day and all the Bostonians are already passed out drunk.

Chief Wahoo

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin Vs. Cat Lady. Let's Watch The Fun]]> Village of the Damned meets Pet Sematary.

TheLou-Do

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin Vs. Cat Lady. Let's Watch The Fun]]> @PeteJayhawk:

/cue "Debbie Downer" music

Gourmet Spud

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin Vs. Cat Lady. Let's Watch The Fun]]> @The Gizmo from Pismo: Too bad ASPCA isn't one of them.

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin Vs. Cat Lady. Let's Watch The Fun]]> They can say whatever they want, it doesn't bother me too much..

Apparently it does if you decided to remove the comments and talk about it. Sunt.

I'm Hafner the man I used to be

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin Vs. Cat Lady. Let's Watch The Fun]]> In her defense, the little human hands on the cat on the right is pretty damn adorable.

Summer-of-George

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin Vs. Cat Lady. Let's Watch The Fun]]> Mrs. Winfrey does a lot of constructive things.

Such as taking all the milk jugs and setting them on the floor so she can get to the freshest one in the back. Won't you die, already?

What Would Kornheiser Do? Presented by Peniston Fuels

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin Vs. Cat Lady. Let's Watch The Fun]]> @Matt_T: And, while doing so, she'll be playing with her kitty.

Brazil Thrill

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin Vs. Cat Lady. Let's Watch The Fun]]> I dressed my goldfish up like a scuba diver and sent him on an expedition to the depths of the toilet with a flush to propel him. I'm still waiting for his return, but I suspect he'll have some pretty amazing findings. He's very smart for a goldfish.

Fugees-and-Funyuns

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin Vs. Cat Lady. Let's Watch The Fun]]> God I love this clip. No sign of The Wizard


+ Watch video


Little Lebowski Urban Achievers

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin Vs. Cat Lady. Let's Watch The Fun]]> Hey, at least this episode of "Deadspin Commenter Invasion" didn't turn appallingly racist...so there's that.

PeteJayhawk

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin Vs. Cat Lady. Let's Watch The Fun]]> CatLuvver: I luv ur banner. Those 2 cute kitties make me dance with glee.

Score one for the upper rungs of society! Better luck next time, nuts!

ArkansasFred

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin Vs. Cat Lady. Let's Watch The Fun]]> @The Gizmo from Pismo: The elves and the ogres are ALWAYS chatting him up.

Magnakai Haaskivi

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin Vs. Cat Lady. Let's Watch The Fun]]> It would be nice to actually get some productive comments, rather than these childish insults and observations.

Check it out, I can do all three: I agree that all animals should live happily, which is why I don't think you should make them wear Halloween costumes, you psychopath.

OchentaYcinco

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin Vs. Cat Lady. Let's Watch The Fun]]> Hey now stop it. She only dressed up the cat second from the left because she really enjoys that Rodney Dangerfield movie. Unfortunately for her she couldn't fully reenact the movie because no man will go within 100 yards of her.

Chuck Knoblockhead

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin Vs. Cat Lady. Let's Watch The Fun]]> I have a feeling that Ms. Winfrey is going to be spending a lot of time checking out the Santonio Holmes picture.

Matt_T

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin Vs. Cat Lady. Let's Watch The Fun]]> + 1 to anyone who can accurately type the cackle of the simpsons cat lady

Babcocksure

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin Vs. Cat Lady. Let's Watch The Fun]]> I applaud her effort to get her cats dressed up. It's nearly impossible for me to get my cats to sit still for two minutes, let alone allow me to put a three-piece costume on them. Am I right, fellow cat owners?

/tumbleweed blows past my monitor.

Peter Cavan

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin Vs. Cat Lady. Let's Watch The Fun]]> I can't tell if the all-white cat is British or choking.

Strokke

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin Vs. Cat Lady. Let's Watch The Fun]]> Would she have preferred if we called her Insane Hairy Pussy Lady?

Weed Against Speed

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin Vs. Cat Lady. Let's Watch The Fun]]> ...people automatically believe you are a..."crazy cat lady"...

I wasn't aware there were other kinds.

Gourmet Spud

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin Vs. Cat Lady. Let's Watch The Fun]]> If any of those cats had thumbs, she'd be dead.

Whitey Fisk

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin Vs. Cat Lady. Let's Watch The Fun]]> The cat isn't a wizard. It's a WWWWWIIIZZZAAARRD! The cat went with the 10 friend plan.

The Gizmo from Pismo

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin Vs. Cat Lady. Let's Watch The Fun]]> I can't believe she deleted my comment about how Hitler used to dress his pets up in little SS uniforms. Cat loving fascist!

Chief Wahoo

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin Vs. Cat Lady. Let's Watch The Fun]]> Oprah should have had the abortion.

goathair

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin Vs. Cat Lady. Let's Watch The Fun]]> Aight. I put on my robe and wizard hat.

Matt Sussman

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin Vs. Cat Lady. Let's Watch The Fun]]> They can say whatever they want, it doesn't bother me too much because I know that I am a good person.

"Wizard Cat" will be the judge of that, ma'am.

CharlesBronsonPinchot

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin Vs. Cat Lady. Let's Watch The Fun]]> What their comments told me, besides that they were immature and annoying...

Hey! I resemble that remark.

Gourmet Spud

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin Vs. Cat Lady. Let's Watch The Fun]]> You are a cat. This will not be read to you.

kayceebk

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin Vs. Cat Lady. Let's Watch The Fun]]> When I go to hell, all the animals will be wearing clothes.

OchentaYcinco

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin Vs. Cat Lady. Let's Watch The Fun]]> I like the cat on the right checking out his new, neck-wrangling hands

Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin Vs. Cat Lady. Let's Watch The Fun]]> She can't take a joke? What a pussy.

CharlesBronsonPinchot

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin Vs. Cat Lady. Let's Watch The Fun]]> wizard cat can see your soul

Phatty

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin Vs. Cat Lady. Let's Watch The Fun]]> As long as she doesn't dress up a cat like her wizard's sleeve, we should be fine.

BigJimSlade

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin Vs. Cat Lady. Let's Watch The Fun]]> Not pictured: Kristy Winfrey dying alone.

MattinglysSideburns

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin Vs. Cat Lady. Let's Watch The Fun]]> INVISBL DIGNITEE

amorphous

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin Vs. Cat Lady. Let's Watch The Fun]]> Not really sure how emasculating your cats counts as "helping," but whatever you say Crazy Cat Lady.

ASox

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin Vs. Cat Lady. Let's Watch The Fun]]> "Just think if these people could put such effort into something constructive."

That'll always be the dream, lady.

[spends 15 minutes on two-stanza song parody of this blog post]

Matt Sussman

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin Vs. Cat Lady. Let's Watch The Fun]]> yes, yes, yes, yes

(bottom pic)

Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies

]]> <![CDATA[Deadspin Vs. Cat Lady. Let's Watch The Fun]]> I'm pretty sure her cats are quietly plotting her death, especially the wizard cat. Good person or not, her time might be growing short.

MitchKayak

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