<![CDATA[Sir, You Seem To Have Dropped Your Terrible Towel - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[Sir, You Seem To Have Dropped Your Terrible Towel - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[Sir, You Seem To Have Dropped Your Terrible Towel]]> @Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies: i remember last year about this time there was the whole thing with our players being naked in hotels too...

WILBON_08

]]> <![CDATA[Sir, You Seem To Have Dropped Your Terrible Towel]]> Apparently, one person has taken Mr. Holmes' brown thermos to lunch a few times. Hopefully, her cervix survived that anaconda attack.

"Oh please! I've taken bigger ones."
-Kim Kardashian

Dewey Decimal System

]]> <![CDATA[Sir, You Seem To Have Dropped Your Terrible Towel]]> Not coincidentally, within minutes of this post, Coach Tomlin got a call from Kordell Stewart.

DamnSkippy

]]> <![CDATA[Sir, You Seem To Have Dropped Your Terrible Towel]]> @SagerBombs: Good policy. I, too, refrain from the naked posts while at work.

And yes.

J-No

]]> <![CDATA[Sir, You Seem To Have Dropped Your Terrible Towel]]> (I wanted to post that all day but I have a policy of not clicking on pictures of naked men at work)

SagerBombs

]]> <![CDATA[Sir, You Seem To Have Dropped Your Terrible Towel]]> O AN HE SEXY

SagerBombs

]]> <![CDATA[Sir, You Seem To Have Dropped Your Terrible Towel]]> @SA: I second that emotion--
Hello!

Fawn Liebowitz

]]> <![CDATA[Sir, You Seem To Have Dropped Your Terrible Towel]]> @Christ Sabo: At least he replied to you. I mean, that's a good thing right?

And today I'm a Steelers fan.

SA

]]> <![CDATA[Sir, You Seem To Have Dropped Your Terrible Towel]]> Nobody will read this this late, but this is sweet karma to me.
Two years ago I was a freshman at OSU and joined a 'Santonio is hot' or something Facebook group. Lo and behold, a few days later I get a message from Mr. Holmes himself, saying: "Man, you a fag for joining this group."
Shortly after he went to the NFL and I was stuck with 4 more years left of college.

Christ Sabo

]]> <![CDATA[Sir, You Seem To Have Dropped Your Terrible Towel]]> @BarbarobicsInstructor: God help Casey Hampton's girlfriend.

WHYGAVS

]]> <![CDATA[Sir, You Seem To Have Dropped Your Terrible Towel]]> @phillas: It's packed with peanuts.

RachelRayIsTheDevil

]]> <![CDATA[Sir, You Seem To Have Dropped Your Terrible Towel]]> I guess I won't be enjoying my Snickers while reading this post.

phillas

]]> <![CDATA[Sir, You Seem To Have Dropped Your Terrible Towel]]> he's clearly a shower and not a grower.

/looks at pants, hangs head in shame

7-8 Deville

]]> <![CDATA[Sir, You Seem To Have Dropped Your Terrible Towel]]> @Gourmet Spud: Imagine if it WAS cold. The mind reels. Well, my mind anyway.

highlifer

]]> <![CDATA[Sir, You Seem To Have Dropped Your Terrible Towel]]> You can, like, make rope with it.

Jubilation T. Cornpone

]]> <![CDATA[Sir, You Seem To Have Dropped Your Terrible Towel]]> I'm going to mosey back over to Gawker to ogle the American Apparel chick from The Paris Review.

Juancho

]]> <![CDATA[Sir, You Seem To Have Dropped Your Terrible Towel]]> @Chones_Chonies:+1

Niiiiice.

Juancho

]]> <![CDATA[Sir, You Seem To Have Dropped Your Terrible Towel]]> "Is it twoo how dey say you people are...gifted?"

[looks]

"It's twoo, it's twoo!"

Signal to Noise

]]> <![CDATA[Sir, You Seem To Have Dropped Your Terrible Towel]]> It'd been funnier if Steely McBeam's head was turned the other way.

Chones_Chonies

]]> <![CDATA[Sir, You Seem To Have Dropped Your Terrible Towel]]> Don't forget to wash u ass.

Chamomiles Davis

]]> <![CDATA[Sir, You Seem To Have Dropped Your Terrible Towel]]> @Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies: Oh, it's harmless. A naked player picture does not bring down a franchise. (Reed's naked dong came out before the 2007 season and he went on to have a solid year. )

Rather see this today than Eli Manning wedding photos from Cabo.

TheStarterWife

]]> <![CDATA[Sir, You Seem To Have Dropped Your Terrible Towel]]> @Len Bias Cocaine Surplus: Thats what Im wondering. What possible chain of events leads to "posing naked in (what I can only assume is) someone elses shower"

Steve Trachsel, Ace

]]> <![CDATA[Sir, You Seem To Have Dropped Your Terrible Towel]]> @Len Bias Cocaine Surplus:

Judging by the size of that Steely, it wasn't cold.

Gourmet Spud

]]> <![CDATA[Sir, You Seem To Have Dropped Your Terrible Towel]]> What are the conditions in which that photo happens?

Len Bias Cocaine Surplus

]]> <![CDATA[Sir, You Seem To Have Dropped Your Terrible Towel]]> I'm afraid to look in the library, but from the above comments I'm going assume that he's going to be the new favorite over at Outsports.

TheLou-Do

]]> <![CDATA[Sir, You Seem To Have Dropped Your Terrible Towel]]> Fran Fraschilla thinks Santonia doesnt have enough balls.

dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac

]]> <![CDATA[Sir, You Seem To Have Dropped Your Terrible Towel]]> Can you get that in a Fathead?

Weed Against Speed

]]> <![CDATA[Sir, You Seem To Have Dropped Your Terrible Towel]]> Why is he taking a jump rope into the shower?

oh.

hector villanueva's posse

]]> <![CDATA[Sir, You Seem To Have Dropped Your Terrible Towel]]> Brian Jackson, professional Steeler impersonator, is off to buy some black face and a prosthetic.

the earl of weaver

]]> <![CDATA[Sir, You Seem To Have Dropped Your Terrible Towel]]> That lighting is terrible...amateurs

Bunkie Perkins

]]> <![CDATA[Sir, You Seem To Have Dropped Your Terrible Towel]]> @Peter Cavan: Touché.

7-8 Deville

]]> <![CDATA[Sir, You Seem To Have Dropped Your Terrible Towel]]> @TheStarterWife: Oh that's right. You're female. You look forward to bullshit like this.

/whips self in eye with Terrible Towel

Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies

]]> <![CDATA[Sir, You Seem To Have Dropped Your Terrible Towel]]> @7-8 Deville: I don't think Madden will notice. He hasn't seen his own junk in years.

Peter Cavan

]]> <![CDATA[Sir, You Seem To Have Dropped Your Terrible Towel]]> I haven't looked at the picture , but I'm guessing his bracelet should read "Live Long and Strong"

UpstateUnderdog

]]> <![CDATA[Sir, You Seem To Have Dropped Your Terrible Towel]]> I haven't determined how this impacts his place in my draft standings for next year.

BigTenObsession

]]> <![CDATA[Sir, You Seem To Have Dropped Your Terrible Towel]]> @Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies: & @TheStarterWife: what the fuck is going on with this team? Madden will be having a field day with this.

7-8 Deville

]]> <![CDATA[Sir, You Seem To Have Dropped Your Terrible Towel]]> Does Santonio Holmes' dong know that Jerome Bettis is from Detroit?

Weed Against Speed

]]> <![CDATA[Sir, You Seem To Have Dropped Your Terrible Towel]]> @Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies: You may not like it, but I was just thinking to myself, "If the Steelers lead the league in naked players pictures, I'm not going to complain."

TheStarterWife

]]> <![CDATA[Sir, You Seem To Have Dropped Your Terrible Towel]]> After seeing Jeff Reed's hog and now this, I am starting to think that there is a disgusting method to assigning jersey numbers...

BarbarobicsInstructor

]]> <![CDATA[Sir, You Seem To Have Dropped Your Terrible Towel]]> Too bad Myron Cope died, that's a Triple Yoi if I ever saw one.

Bobby_Big_Wheel

]]> <![CDATA[Sir, You Seem To Have Dropped Your Terrible Towel]]> I hope the "Steely McDong" tag goes into early retirement.

Harry Pelotas

]]> <![CDATA[Sir, You Seem To Have Dropped Your Terrible Towel]]> There's gotta be a Cultural Oddsmaker revolving around Pittsburgh football and male nudity coming soon, yes?

Big Jim Slade

]]> <![CDATA[Sir, You Seem To Have Dropped Your Terrible Towel]]> @Christmas Ape: Fuck.

Triple B

]]> <![CDATA[Sir, You Seem To Have Dropped Your Terrible Towel]]> After seeing Jason Segel's dick, I'm wondering why I keep seeing so much penis.

MitchKayak

]]> <![CDATA[Sir, You Seem To Have Dropped Your Terrible Towel]]> It's a miracle he can jump at all...

stealofthedraft

]]> <![CDATA[Sir, You Seem To Have Dropped Your Terrible Towel]]> @RachelRayIsTheDevil: It took that long? Still, +1

Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies

]]> <![CDATA[Sir, You Seem To Have Dropped Your Terrible Towel]]> @BarbarobicsInstructor: maybe it's time to google plural possessive, dumbshit.

BarbarobicsInstructor

]]> <![CDATA[Sir, You Seem To Have Dropped Your Terrible Towel]]> Steely McBeam is a dick !

RachelRayIsTheDevil

]]> <![CDATA[Sir, You Seem To Have Dropped Your Terrible Towel]]> @Weed Against Speed: Santonio can crop out the Steely and use the picture as his health club id.

McCroskey

]]> <![CDATA[Sir, You Seem To Have Dropped Your Terrible Towel]]> @TheStarterWife: Why our team? Why? Always!?!?!?

Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies

]]> <![CDATA[Sir, You Seem To Have Dropped Your Terrible Towel]]> I'm seeing double - two shower rods!

Gourmet Spud

]]> <![CDATA[Sir, You Seem To Have Dropped Your Terrible Towel]]> Santonio Holmes is a star. A big, bright, shining star.

Clare

]]> <![CDATA[Sir, You Seem To Have Dropped Your Terrible Towel]]> He's not totally naked, he left on his yellow "Live Strong" on ... Lance Armstrong is smiling

Triple B

]]> <![CDATA[Sir, You Seem To Have Dropped Your Terrible Towel]]> @Luis Sojo Jr.: Where were you with that idea 5 minutes ago?

ILovePaleHoseandPaleHos

]]> <![CDATA[Sir, You Seem To Have Dropped Your Terrible Towel]]> That is the face of a man who enjoyed his shower...

SpandexEnthusiast

]]> <![CDATA[Sir, You Seem To Have Dropped Your Terrible Towel]]> and the odds-makers take a beating...

dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac

]]> <![CDATA[Sir, You Seem To Have Dropped Your Terrible Towel]]> No words... should have sent a poet...

TheStarterWife

]]> <![CDATA[Sir, You Seem To Have Dropped Your Terrible Towel]]> That LiveStrong bracelet doesn't leave much to the imagination.

Christmas Ape

]]> <![CDATA[Sir, You Seem To Have Dropped Your Terrible Towel]]> I don't let anyone with a camera into my shower. Maybe I'm just old fashioned that way, but it's daguerreotype or nothing.

Matt Sussman

]]> <![CDATA[Sir, You Seem To Have Dropped Your Terrible Towel]]> Female sports fans still waiting for Eckstein to seduce the camera lens.

The Sports Hernia

]]> <![CDATA[Sir, You Seem To Have Dropped Your Terrible Towel]]> He must be the anchor in the Steeler's shower-time production of "YMCA". God, it's be an awesome off-season....

BarbarobicsInstructor

]]> <![CDATA[Sir, You Seem To Have Dropped Your Terrible Towel]]> Live Strong!

twoeightnine

]]> <![CDATA[Sir, You Seem To Have Dropped Your Terrible Towel]]> INVIZIBUL LYNDDIE ENGLAND POINTING

Gourmet Spud

]]> <![CDATA[Sir, You Seem To Have Dropped Your Terrible Towel]]> @ArkansasFred: +1'...and here's a band-aid.

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

]]> <![CDATA[Sir, You Seem To Have Dropped Your Terrible Towel]]> Jesus christ ! Loufah those kneees
/ turns in man card

RachelRayIsTheDevil

]]> <![CDATA[Sir, You Seem To Have Dropped Your Terrible Towel]]> Does it make me gay if I was a bit curious to see what the uncensored pic looked like? It does?

Shit....

HazelMaesLandingStrip

]]> <![CDATA[Sir, You Seem To Have Dropped Your Terrible Towel]]> Look were not going to do anything that makes you feel uncomfortable . The key word is tasteful. Now I want you to relax and have fun because your a fun guy. All right let's do it. Okay come on. Feel the beat. Feel the beat.

/The Timeless Art of Seduction

Weed Against Speed

]]> <![CDATA[Sir, You Seem To Have Dropped Your Terrible Towel]]> Your name is Toby!

MattinglysSideburns

]]> <![CDATA[Sir, You Seem To Have Dropped Your Terrible Towel]]> My girlfriend: So, how was your day?

ArkansasFred: Not too bad. Little busy. Saw a picture of Santonio Holmes' cock though. That was kinda strange.

My girlfriend: What'd you think? I wasn't that impressed the first time I saw it.

ArkansasFred: ::blows brains out::

ArkansasFred

]]> <![CDATA[Sir, You Seem To Have Dropped Your Terrible Towel]]> Needless to say I took a pass on the full de-McBeam'd photo

UpstateUnderdog

]]> <![CDATA[Sir, You Seem To Have Dropped Your Terrible Towel]]> "See, Ben. I told you I was 6'."

Baudolino

]]> <![CDATA[Sir, You Seem To Have Dropped Your Terrible Towel]]> Santonio Holmes? More like John....ah, too easy a joke, I can't finish it.

Sandburgh

]]> <![CDATA[Sir, You Seem To Have Dropped Your Terrible Towel]]> How come he doesn't lead the league in smiles?

stealofthedraft

]]> <![CDATA[Sir, You Seem To Have Dropped Your Terrible Towel]]> Yep, I got screwed in the genetic lotto.

jwaves2007

]]> <![CDATA[Sir, You Seem To Have Dropped Your Terrible Towel]]> @Rob Iracane: Christopher Meloni, line 2.

Juancho

]]> <![CDATA[Sir, You Seem To Have Dropped Your Terrible Towel]]> Riley Skinner wants to hang out.

Lady Andrea

]]> <![CDATA[Sir, You Seem To Have Dropped Your Terrible Towel]]> Maybe Deadspin needs a gay/straight content toggle like Fleshbot?

Harry Pelotas

]]> <![CDATA[Sir, You Seem To Have Dropped Your Terrible Towel]]> She was injured, injured bad.

TheHogBlogger

]]> <![CDATA[Sir, You Seem To Have Dropped Your Terrible Towel]]> I'd be shocked if I hadn't seen this same scene weekly on Oz.

Rob Iracane

]]> <![CDATA[Sir, You Seem To Have Dropped Your Terrible Towel]]> Pictured: Santonio Holmes hangs from Doug Llewellyn's snow white cock.

Doug Llewelyn, Court Reporter

]]> <![CDATA[Sir, You Seem To Have Dropped Your Terrible Towel]]> A shower curtain? I thought a NFL player could afford a glass shower door.

Triple B

]]> <![CDATA[Sir, You Seem To Have Dropped Your Terrible Towel]]> Good day to you too, Sir.

DannyNoonan

]]> <![CDATA[Sir, You Seem To Have Dropped Your Terrible Towel]]> I skipped the picture and jumped all to the bottom, and there's no where to vote disapprove for this post.

Although had I looked at it, I most likely would have said, "Santonio, Joselio Hansen challenged you to a duel."

OchentaYcinco

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