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Kenton Keith Is A Perfect Handcuff Running Back

cromartie — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 16:56:50 EDT

@Steve Trachsel, Ace: When the alternative is Regina.....

cromartie

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reverendtmac — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 15:43:44 EDT

@Steve Trachsel, Ace: Having lived in Regina for two and a half years, I don't blame him a bit. Indy's gotta look like heaven compared to where he was.

reverendtmac

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Jubilation T. Cornpone — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 15:42:16 EDT

Indy TV: "Another local athlete in trouble with the law, tonight at 10."

Larry Bird: "Sweet Jesus, no!"

...minutes later

Larry Bird: (laughs) "Dang local news promos get me every time!"

Jubilation T. Cornpone

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twoeightnine — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 15:36:37 EDT

Anyone thinks its funny that the jackass crying racism makes a Stephen Jackson joke for no reason?

It's cool now, he pulled the article and rewrote it with no mention of that at all anymore. The original link is blank.

twoeightnine

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rdldr1 — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 15:13:32 EDT

Peyton Manning; "They are not saying LEEEAVE, they are saying KEEEEITH!"

rdldr1

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Sandburgh — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 14:35:45 EDT

Cars are a gateway prop for leaning. Before you know it you've graduated to lightpoles and then BOOM! You're broke, homeless, and leaning on a table 3-4 times a day.

Sandburgh

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ro50 — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 14:33:23 EDT

Leaning on cars? Dancing? Come on... Unless pistols are fired into the air I am not interested enough to make it through 2 paragraphs.

ro50

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RachelRayIsTheDevil — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 14:21:55 EDT

Leaning on cars is the downfall of this once great nation.

RachelRayIsTheDevil

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Spanish Necktie — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 14:20:37 EDT

@Silky John-STON!: Was with a 19-year old male trying to get in the club. Not nearly as much fun as I would have hoped.

Spanish Necktie

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The Diesel — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 14:19:54 EDT

@Brazil Thrill - Hawks Aficionado: Hang on now.
Still too soon?

The Diesel

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sassydeerrun — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 14:18:39 EDT

Cloud 9 > Client 9

sassydeerrun

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Steve Trachsel, Ace — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 14:16:25 EDT

@Frank Beamers Goiter: [sports.espn.go.com]

Steve Trachsel, Ace

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Frank Beamers Goiter — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 14:14:39 EDT

Cloud 9...that sounds familiar regarding other pro athletes. Is that Jamaal Tinsley's hangout as well?

Frank Beamers Goiter

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BarrySagittarius — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 14:12:07 EDT

Alternate headline: Serena Williams clinches Family Circle Cup

BarrySagittarius

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The Count of Monte Fisto — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 14:12:03 EDT

If glassy-eyed and disrespectful is grounds for arrest, that's really going to cut down on the comments around here.

The Count of Monte Fisto

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Silky John-STON! — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 14:08:56 EDT

Nobody else noticed the "Contributing to the delinquency of a minor" thrown in there? WTF was that about?

Silky John-STON!

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Phony Gwynn — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 14:08:12 EDT

[Joseph Addai, on the phone]: Yo, man, sounds like you havin' a good ol' time.

[Kenton Keith]: Yeah man, get yo ass up here! We on Cloud 9!

[JA]: I ... I can't hear you, man. I'm in the club right now. I been walkin' 'round for 20 minutes. I don't see yo ass.

[KK]: We on the roof!

Phony Gwynn

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Secret Identity — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 14:07:53 EDT

Keith and a few other individuals were outside the club about 3 a.m., leaning on cars

Then Danny Zuko showed up and they all broke into a rendition of "Greased Lightning".

Secret Identity

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Carmen McFanzone — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 14:06:03 EDT

Can't you see that man is a ni--?

Carmen McFanzone

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The Fan’s Attic — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 14:05:10 EDT

Dhani Jones knows Keith's pain.

The Fan’s Attic

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Triple B — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 14:03:31 EDT

Those Lil'Ronnie parties just don't stop ... until the cops come.

Triple B

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McNutty — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 14:03:28 EDT

were outside the club about 3 a.m., leaning on cars,

So Prezbo broke his eye socket with the butt of his service weapon?

/miss The Wire

McNutty

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Clare — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 14:02:24 EDT

@Donald_Igwebuike: Allons enfants de la Patrie, le jour de gloire est arrivé.

Clare

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David Hume — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 14:01:23 EDT

What, do they not have tasers in IND?

David Hume

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Civil Negligence — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 14:01:01 EDT

dancing and not leaving the parking lot when they were told to.

Another tragic example of a Rick Rolling gone wrong.

Civil Negligence

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Afino — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 13:59:45 EDT

@Doyle McPoyle:

He should be playing basketball then.

Afino

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The Fan’s Attic — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 13:58:57 EDT

His real crime was doing the electric slide in public.

The Fan’s Attic

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ArkansasFred — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 13:58:06 EDT

What the hell does David J. Warner know about racism? Have you ever seen him? I mean, a computer animator couldn't render a better picture of a hopelessly white guy.

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ArkansasFred

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BigTenObsession — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 13:57:50 EDT

@Hit Bull Win Steak:

Hey now! Plenty of black kids come into the Nap from...

Noblesville? Nope, that's not it.
Sheridan? Nope.
Broad Ripple?

Never mind.

BigTenObsession

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EddieRebel — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 13:57:03 EDT

When I learned his middle name was Kevin, it all made sense.

EddieRebel

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Brazil Thrill — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 13:56:36 EDT

He's one of James Dungy's favorite players. Somebody better put that kid on suicide watch.

Oh, right...

Brazil Thrill

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Steve Trachsel, Ace — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 13:55:12 EDT

Also, in the linked racism story.

Anyone thinks its funny that the jackass crying racism makes a Stephen Jackson joke for no reason?

Steve Trachsel, Ace

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Hit Bull Win Steak — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 13:54:12 EDT

I think the fact that Keith is black and in Indianapolis, pretty much clued the cops in that he's either a Colt or a Pacer...

Hit Bull Win Steak

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7th Floor King Dingaling — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 13:53:54 EDT

His eyes are so glassy I can see my own reflection in them.

7th Floor King Dingaling

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ltwinslow — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 13:53:52 EDT

studies have shown that 1 in 3 nfl players will be arrested for a DWB

ltwinslow

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MitchKayak — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 13:53:34 EDT

I was once arrested for being black in Indy.

Wait, what?

MitchKayak

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Steve Trachsel, Ace — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 13:51:52 EDT

Most shocking part of this story; He spends time in Indianapolis in the offseason.

Steve Trachsel, Ace

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SlickBomb — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 13:51:51 EDT

There should be some kind of NFL rule that prohibits this sort of thing. Like "If you are rated under a 70 OVR in Madden, you can not get away with that kind of shit."

SlickBomb

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7-8 Deville — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 13:51:46 EDT

Brady Quinn is not impressed.

7-8 Deville

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Doyle McPoyle — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 13:51:45 EDT

Is that Micki Free?

Doyle McPoyle

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What Would Kornheiser Do? Presented by Peniston Fuels — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 13:50:54 EDT

You know what? I've always been shy to say it, but I'm going to go ahead and say it now:

I'd have a star by my name if I wasn't white.

What Would Kornheiser Do? Presented by Peniston Fuels

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Hit Bull Win Steak — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 13:50:12 EDT

aint no party like an Indianapolis party cuz an Indianapolis party dont stop?

Hit Bull Win Steak

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Chamomiles Davis — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 13:50:09 EDT

...An off-duty police officer, bouncing at the club...

That must have been some good music playing.

Chamomiles Davis

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Donald_Igwebuike — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 13:49:43 EDT

Maybe they just hate him because he is French.

Donald_Igwebuike

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throwbot — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 13:48:57 EDT

dancing is illegal?

alert Kevin Bacon.

throwbot

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Shakεy fka Flαmεtown — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 13:46:41 EDT

Maybe if he told the police he was a former CFL running back he would have gotten off with just a warning, but noooooooo.

Shakεy fka Flαmεtown