<![CDATA[Hurry, Before Alex Rodriguez Steals This Job - Deadspin Comments]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/deadspin.com.png <![CDATA[Hurry, Before Alex Rodriguez Steals This Job - Deadspin Comments]]> http://deadspin.com Tue, 22 Apr 2008 10:50:11 EDT Tue, 22 Apr 2008 10:50:11 EDT http://deadspin.com/382093/hurry-before-alex-rodriguez-steals-this-job <![CDATA[Hurry, Before Alex Rodriguez Steals This Job]]> http://deadspin.com/382093/hurry-before-alex-rodriguez-steals-this-job#c5310944 Is she my secretary, or can I get someone a little less...terrifying?

Lord Humungus

]]> 11:382093:c5310944 Tue, 22 Apr 2008 10:50:11 EDT <![CDATA[Hurry, Before Alex Rodriguez Steals This Job]]> http://deadspin.com/382093/hurry-before-alex-rodriguez-steals-this-job#c5310007 Editor Lori Braun says the perfect candidate will be able to churn out 5-6 posts per day

The only thing churning 5-6 times per day would be my stomach.

Chamomiles Davis

]]> 11:382093:c5310007 Tue, 22 Apr 2008 09:58:32 EDT <![CDATA[Hurry, Before Alex Rodriguez Steals This Job]]> http://deadspin.com/382093/hurry-before-alex-rodriguez-steals-this-job#c5309312 Mmm...mam is that a pickle in your pocket? Oh, those shorts don't have pockets...

FriendsLikeJimRome

]]> 11:382093:c5309312 Tue, 22 Apr 2008 09:13:22 EDT <![CDATA[Hurry, Before Alex Rodriguez Steals This Job]]> http://deadspin.com/382093/hurry-before-alex-rodriguez-steals-this-job#c5305190 Man, I'm so sorry I found that one picture on her site.

blastitbiggs

]]> 11:382093:c5305190 Mon, 21 Apr 2008 21:59:13 EDT <![CDATA[Hurry, Before Alex Rodriguez Steals This Job]]> http://deadspin.com/382093/hurry-before-alex-rodriguez-steals-this-job#c5304340 Me want SNU SNU!

LeagueofShadows

]]> 11:382093:c5304340 Mon, 21 Apr 2008 20:51:39 EDT <![CDATA[Hurry, Before Alex Rodriguez Steals This Job]]> http://deadspin.com/382093/hurry-before-alex-rodriguez-steals-this-job#c5303621 Horry Kow!

iHaveaRagingTebowner

]]> 11:382093:c5303621 Mon, 21 Apr 2008 20:01:16 EDT <![CDATA[Hurry, Before Alex Rodriguez Steals This Job]]> http://deadspin.com/382093/hurry-before-alex-rodriguez-steals-this-job#c5302772 Oh man, I can't wait to have one of those ladies break my dick.

DwayneBoweCoalition

]]> 11:382093:c5302772 Mon, 21 Apr 2008 19:04:34 EDT <![CDATA[Hurry, Before Alex Rodriguez Steals This Job]]> http://deadspin.com/382093/hurry-before-alex-rodriguez-steals-this-job#c5302280 "Ladies Night" on Ninja Warrior again!

thefuseproject

]]> 11:382093:c5302280 Mon, 21 Apr 2008 18:34:51 EDT <![CDATA[Hurry, Before Alex Rodriguez Steals This Job]]> http://deadspin.com/382093/hurry-before-alex-rodriguez-steals-this-job#c5302267 WHO WANTS TO SEX ME UP!!!

LeagueofShadows

]]> 11:382093:c5302267 Mon, 21 Apr 2008 18:34:09 EDT <![CDATA[Hurry, Before Alex Rodriguez Steals This Job]]> http://deadspin.com/382093/hurry-before-alex-rodriguez-steals-this-job#c5302255 "These dudes are JACKED!!"

(looks again)

"Oh, oh, that's just not right."

thefuseproject

]]> 11:382093:c5302255 Mon, 21 Apr 2008 18:33:10 EDT <![CDATA[Hurry, Before Alex Rodriguez Steals This Job]]> http://deadspin.com/382093/hurry-before-alex-rodriguez-steals-this-job#c5302202 @Juancho: No, don't know who that is.

Chief Wahoo

]]> 11:382093:c5302202 Mon, 21 Apr 2008 18:30:13 EDT <![CDATA[Hurry, Before Alex Rodriguez Steals This Job]]> http://deadspin.com/382093/hurry-before-alex-rodriguez-steals-this-job#c5302199 @Carlton_Whitfield: i would like to say this is a funny comment and add a point to your point total. winner.

supermike5alive

]]> 11:382093:c5302199 Mon, 21 Apr 2008 18:30:07 EDT <![CDATA[Hurry, Before Alex Rodriguez Steals This Job]]> http://deadspin.com/382093/hurry-before-alex-rodriguez-steals-this-job#c5302019 Sometimes Deadspin makes me happy... like Leinart with coeds picture days. Other times it makes me sad, like athlete junk/shemale flexing days.

/maybe just has a case of the Mondays

Silky John-STON!

]]> 11:382093:c5302019 Mon, 21 Apr 2008 18:20:20 EDT <![CDATA[Hurry, Before Alex Rodriguez Steals This Job]]> http://deadspin.com/382093/hurry-before-alex-rodriguez-steals-this-job#c5301955 Great. Now my office isn't going to fire me but instead send me to inpatient counseling.

Ladies love Fennis

]]> 11:382093:c5301955 Mon, 21 Apr 2008 18:17:47 EDT <![CDATA[Hurry, Before Alex Rodriguez Steals This Job]]> http://deadspin.com/382093/hurry-before-alex-rodriguez-steals-this-job#c5301718 ...not to mention Lori's borther Lloyd was responsible for the name tag fiasco.

stash3630

]]> 11:382093:c5301718 Mon, 21 Apr 2008 18:04:36 EDT <![CDATA[Hurry, Before Alex Rodriguez Steals This Job]]> http://deadspin.com/382093/hurry-before-alex-rodriguez-steals-this-job#c5301708 @Herbies_Wingman: No, but she might do you with hers.

Carson

]]> 11:382093:c5301708 Mon, 21 Apr 2008 18:04:16 EDT <![CDATA[Hurry, Before Alex Rodriguez Steals This Job]]> http://deadspin.com/382093/hurry-before-alex-rodriguez-steals-this-job#c5301683 @Chief Wahoo: You've heard about her, no?

Juancho

]]> 11:382093:c5301683 Mon, 21 Apr 2008 18:02:51 EDT <![CDATA[Hurry, Before Alex Rodriguez Steals This Job]]> http://deadspin.com/382093/hurry-before-alex-rodriguez-steals-this-job#c5301422 I wouldn't fuck her with your dick

Herbies_Wingman

]]> 11:382093:c5301422 Mon, 21 Apr 2008 17:49:55 EDT <![CDATA[Hurry, Before Alex Rodriguez Steals This Job]]> http://deadspin.com/382093/hurry-before-alex-rodriguez-steals-this-job#c5301405 @Juancho: My man, that is beyond a yes and into "absolutely" territory. Just don't let her hurt you in bed. Too much.

Chief Wahoo

]]> 11:382093:c5301405 Mon, 21 Apr 2008 17:49:12 EDT <![CDATA[Hurry, Before Alex Rodriguez Steals This Job]]> http://deadspin.com/382093/hurry-before-alex-rodriguez-steals-this-job#c5301366 Nice face....butter body.

ImAManImForty

]]> 11:382093:c5301366 Mon, 21 Apr 2008 17:47:31 EDT <![CDATA[Hurry, Before Alex Rodriguez Steals This Job]]> http://deadspin.com/382093/hurry-before-alex-rodriguez-steals-this-job#c5301322 @Chief Wahoo: Bro, I need a ruling.

Juancho

]]> 11:382093:c5301322 Mon, 21 Apr 2008 17:46:09 EDT <![CDATA[Hurry, Before Alex Rodriguez Steals This Job]]> http://deadspin.com/382093/hurry-before-alex-rodriguez-steals-this-job#c5301305 She's not Lori Braun! She's RAY FINKLE! She's a man!

gunga galunga gunga - gunga galunga

]]> 11:382093:c5301305 Mon, 21 Apr 2008 17:45:39 EDT <![CDATA[Hurry, Before Alex Rodriguez Steals This Job]]> http://deadspin.com/382093/hurry-before-alex-rodriguez-steals-this-job#c5301285 @Peter Cavan: Maybe the scale models behind her are supposed to project a Godzilla motif?

Carlton_Whitfield

]]> 11:382093:c5301285 Mon, 21 Apr 2008 17:44:43 EDT <![CDATA[Hurry, Before Alex Rodriguez Steals This Job]]> http://deadspin.com/382093/hurry-before-alex-rodriguez-steals-this-job#c5301281 Christ that looks photoshopped...

Plus, nice lyrical tag, btw

Fawn Liebowitz

]]> 11:382093:c5301281 Mon, 21 Apr 2008 17:44:13 EDT <![CDATA[Hurry, Before Alex Rodriguez Steals This Job]]> http://deadspin.com/382093/hurry-before-alex-rodriguez-steals-this-job#c5301261 @Peter Cavan: Me thinks someone just jammed up the stapler again.

CIALIS COOPER

]]> 11:382093:c5301261 Mon, 21 Apr 2008 17:43:18 EDT <![CDATA[Hurry, Before Alex Rodriguez Steals This Job]]> http://deadspin.com/382093/hurry-before-alex-rodriguez-steals-this-job#c5301258 Yes.

...What? Why's everyone looking at me like that?

Brazil Thrill

]]> 11:382093:c5301258 Mon, 21 Apr 2008 17:43:13 EDT <![CDATA[Hurry, Before Alex Rodriguez Steals This Job]]> http://deadspin.com/382093/hurry-before-alex-rodriguez-steals-this-job#c5301250 You couldn't just stop at Danica and let us have sweet dreams?

1980 David Bowie From The Music Video Ashes To Ashes

]]> 11:382093:c5301250 Mon, 21 Apr 2008 17:42:58 EDT <![CDATA[Hurry, Before Alex Rodriguez Steals This Job]]> http://deadspin.com/382093/hurry-before-alex-rodriguez-steals-this-job#c5301248 She just vaulted into the top-5 of the Raiders' draft board.

Sherrill-Theory

]]> 11:382093:c5301248 Mon, 21 Apr 2008 17:42:55 EDT <![CDATA[Hurry, Before Alex Rodriguez Steals This Job]]> http://deadspin.com/382093/hurry-before-alex-rodriguez-steals-this-job#c5301237 Does she like cats?

Weed Against Speed

]]> 11:382093:c5301237 Mon, 21 Apr 2008 17:42:19 EDT <![CDATA[Hurry, Before Alex Rodriguez Steals This Job]]> http://deadspin.com/382093/hurry-before-alex-rodriguez-steals-this-job#c5301224 Why is she posing in an office? And shouldn't she be lifting that file cabinet instead of draping herself over the chair?

Peter Cavan

]]> 11:382093:c5301224 Mon, 21 Apr 2008 17:41:37 EDT <![CDATA[Hurry, Before Alex Rodriguez Steals This Job]]> http://deadspin.com/382093/hurry-before-alex-rodriguez-steals-this-job#c5301193 Lori SMASH competing blogs!

Carlton_Whitfield

]]> 11:382093:c5301193 Mon, 21 Apr 2008 17:40:15 EDT <![CDATA[Hurry, Before Alex Rodriguez Steals This Job]]> http://deadspin.com/382093/hurry-before-alex-rodriguez-steals-this-job#c5301188 She has man hands!

/for starters

Secret Identity

]]> 11:382093:c5301188 Mon, 21 Apr 2008 17:40:09 EDT <![CDATA[Hurry, Before Alex Rodriguez Steals This Job]]> http://deadspin.com/382093/hurry-before-alex-rodriguez-steals-this-job#c5301181 Do they pay dental?

Slothrop

]]> 11:382093:c5301181 Mon, 21 Apr 2008 17:39:59 EDT <![CDATA[Hurry, Before Alex Rodriguez Steals This Job]]> http://deadspin.com/382093/hurry-before-alex-rodriguez-steals-this-job#c5301167 I always wondered what WWE's Batista would look like as a woman.

Oh wait, replace the word "always" with "never".

Its The Beer Talking

]]> 11:382093:c5301167 Mon, 21 Apr 2008 17:39:28 EDT <![CDATA[Hurry, Before Alex Rodriguez Steals This Job]]> http://deadspin.com/382093/hurry-before-alex-rodriguez-steals-this-job#c5301154 It's ok, she can only sense through movement, so everyone stay perfectly still.

TheLou-Do

]]> 11:382093:c5301154 Mon, 21 Apr 2008 17:38:33 EDT <![CDATA[Hurry, Before Alex Rodriguez Steals This Job]]> http://deadspin.com/382093/hurry-before-alex-rodriguez-steals-this-job#c5301152 Thanks for that AJ. Now I have to spend the next 48 straight hours looking at porn so I don't have permanent erectile dysfunction

7th Floor King Dingaling

]]> 11:382093:c5301152 Mon, 21 Apr 2008 17:38:32 EDT <![CDATA[Hurry, Before Alex Rodriguez Steals This Job]]> http://deadspin.com/382093/hurry-before-alex-rodriguez-steals-this-job#c5301147 You think anybody thinks Daulerio's a failure because he goes home to Starla at night? Forget about it!

Barry Lutz

]]> 11:382093:c5301147 Mon, 21 Apr 2008 17:38:23 EDT <![CDATA[Hurry, Before Alex Rodriguez Steals This Job]]> http://deadspin.com/382093/hurry-before-alex-rodriguez-steals-this-job#c5301142 No. Never sex a lady who can break you in half.

Juancho

]]> 11:382093:c5301142 Mon, 21 Apr 2008 17:38:19 EDT <![CDATA[Hurry, Before Alex Rodriguez Steals This Job]]> http://deadspin.com/382093/hurry-before-alex-rodriguez-steals-this-job#c5301139 I'm confused ..this isn't exactly gay porn, but it's pretty damn close.

ASox

]]> 11:382093:c5301139 Mon, 21 Apr 2008 17:38:12 EDT <![CDATA[Hurry, Before Alex Rodriguez Steals This Job]]> http://deadspin.com/382093/hurry-before-alex-rodriguez-steals-this-job#c5301127 Dear Lori,

I have no interest in the position, but could you open this jar of pickles for me? I can't get it to budge.

Thanks,
CTC

Camp Tiger Claw

]]> 11:382093:c5301127 Mon, 21 Apr 2008 17:37:34 EDT <![CDATA[Hurry, Before Alex Rodriguez Steals This Job]]> http://deadspin.com/382093/hurry-before-alex-rodriguez-steals-this-job#c5301128 femalemuscle.com should just cut to the chase and change its name to ladypenis.com.

Weed Against Speed

]]> 11:382093:c5301128 Mon, 21 Apr 2008 17:37:34 EDT <![CDATA[Hurry, Before Alex Rodriguez Steals This Job]]> http://deadspin.com/382093/hurry-before-alex-rodriguez-steals-this-job#c5301125 I see your femalemuscle and raise you this years NYC Golden Gloves Womens Heavyweight Champion:

[www.flickr.com]

Chief Wahoo

]]> 11:382093:c5301125 Mon, 21 Apr 2008 17:37:28 EDT <![CDATA[Hurry, Before Alex Rodriguez Steals This Job]]> http://deadspin.com/382093/hurry-before-alex-rodriguez-steals-this-job#c5301110 NO.

44 in a Row

]]> 11:382093:c5301110 Mon, 21 Apr 2008 17:36:27 EDT <![CDATA[Hurry, Before Alex Rodriguez Steals This Job]]> http://deadspin.com/382093/hurry-before-alex-rodriguez-steals-this-job#c5301091 I'M GONNA START A SPORTS BLOG!!!

watch out, world!

supermike5alive

]]> 11:382093:c5301091 Mon, 21 Apr 2008 17:35:41 EDT <![CDATA[Hurry, Before Alex Rodriguez Steals This Job]]> http://deadspin.com/382093/hurry-before-alex-rodriguez-steals-this-job#c5301048 at long last, Fleshbot has an arch-nemesis...

pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at

]]> 11:382093:c5301048 Mon, 21 Apr 2008 17:34:15 EDT <![CDATA[Hurry, Before Alex Rodriguez Steals This Job]]> http://deadspin.com/382093/hurry-before-alex-rodriguez-steals-this-job#c5301044 O AN SHE SEXY

cowbell204

]]> 11:382093:c5301044 Mon, 21 Apr 2008 17:34:01 EDT