<![CDATA[The Patriots Plan On Doing The Faux Perfection Thing Again - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[The Patriots Plan On Doing The Faux Perfection Thing Again - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[The Patriots Plan On Doing The Faux Perfection Thing Again]]> @drftjgoj: Because "choke" sound like "chick", right? HAHAHA I love puns!

Deeeeznutz

]]> <![CDATA[The Patriots Plan On Doing The Faux Perfection Thing Again]]> We're an ugly bunch, arent we?

Fawn Liebowitz

]]> <![CDATA[The Patriots Plan On Doing The Faux Perfection Thing Again]]> @Steve Trachsel, Ace: If it means we don't have to listen to freaking Alabama and Texas in national elections, I'm all for it.

kayceebk

]]> <![CDATA[The Patriots Plan On Doing The Faux Perfection Thing Again]]> The Pats go 15-0, and they are given an easier schedule the following season.

rdldr1

]]> <![CDATA[The Patriots Plan On Doing The Faux Perfection Thing Again]]> Nice to see Brad Penny, Pete Sampras and Paul Maguire sitting together in the front row.

RachelRayIsTheDevil

]]> <![CDATA[The Patriots Plan On Doing The Faux Perfection Thing Again]]> any time i can be reminded about how the Giants won the Super Bowl, i feel a little tickle in my special region. fight on, Patriots!

Upshaws Leash

]]> <![CDATA[The Patriots Plan On Doing The Faux Perfection Thing Again]]> Speaking of wrestling, is that Tully Blanchard holding up the 4 To Go sign?

The guy with the wig, black gloves and red jacket is going home with that girl.

André Roussimoff

]]> <![CDATA[The Patriots Plan On Doing The Faux Perfection Thing Again]]> @Chad Sexington: I'm comfortable with either choice, although I feel like the modern contemporary version really accentuates their aggressiveness.
/I really wrote my thesis on pro wrestling, for reals.

muggsybogues

]]> <![CDATA[The Patriots Plan On Doing The Faux Perfection Thing Again]]> I don't care if today is your made up holiday. Boston, this is why you shouldn't be drinking in the morning.

OchentaYcinco

]]> <![CDATA[The Patriots Plan On Doing The Faux Perfection Thing Again]]> @Yostal: or "Run Run Pass Punt"

Babcocksure

]]> <![CDATA[The Patriots Plan On Doing The Faux Perfection Thing Again]]> The Raiders are trademarking the phrase...."on the clock"

HappyFeltonsGloryHole

]]> <![CDATA[The Patriots Plan On Doing The Faux Perfection Thing Again]]> in related news Belichick copyrighted "egotistical prick"

Babcocksure

]]> <![CDATA[The Patriots Plan On Doing The Faux Perfection Thing Again]]> It's clear from the photo that they're just taping new numbers up on the signs each game and using them over and over again. Are all Pats fans this lazy and unimaginative?

/monster zing

PenskeMaterial

]]> <![CDATA[The Patriots Plan On Doing The Faux Perfection Thing Again]]> I would like it if my favorite sports teams weren't pompous sometimes.

Len Bias Cocaine Surplus

]]> <![CDATA[The Patriots Plan On Doing The Faux Perfection Thing Again]]> How can I reeeach theese keeds?

Silky John-STON!

]]> <![CDATA[The Patriots Plan On Doing The Faux Perfection Thing Again]]> Ortiz is back.

supermike5alive

]]> <![CDATA[The Patriots Plan On Doing The Faux Perfection Thing Again]]> @muggsybogues: Would that be the "Aaaaargh whatta rush" one from the WWF-red shoulder pad days, or the old school Black Sabbath "Iron Man" one...

Chad Sexington

]]> <![CDATA[The Patriots Plan On Doing The Faux Perfection Thing Again]]> Stanley Claus looks pretty riled up there.

blastitbiggs

]]> <![CDATA[The Patriots Plan On Doing The Faux Perfection Thing Again]]> @Sandburgh: Isiah Thomas would like to throw out a name for you. Ronaldo Balkman.

Shakεy

]]> <![CDATA[The Patriots Plan On Doing The Faux Perfection Thing Again]]> @Brazil Thrill - Hawks Aficionado: Belichek has a brand new one he wants to roll out.

'Snitching bitches get many stitches'

Shakεy

]]> <![CDATA[The Patriots Plan On Doing The Faux Perfection Thing Again]]> I thought Millen had trademarked "Wasted Draft Pick" or was that the Clippers?

Sandburgh

]]> <![CDATA[The Patriots Plan On Doing The Faux Perfection Thing Again]]> As long as the Giants can trademark Road Warriors, and they play Animal and Hawk's theme music as the defense takes the field, the Pats can do whatever they want.

muggsybogues

]]> <![CDATA[The Patriots Plan On Doing The Faux Perfection Thing Again]]> @Yostal: The Detroit Lions are the first train wreck to have OnStar.

Jefferson Short Bus

]]> <![CDATA[The Patriots Plan On Doing The Faux Perfection Thing Again]]> @Tebow2007: oh jeez you beat me to it! double racist posts! haha guess i gotta be quicker with the racists label on anything new england next time! too slow!

supermike5alive

]]> <![CDATA[The Patriots Plan On Doing The Faux Perfection Thing Again]]> @Yostal: Matt Millen probably has pictures of William Clay Ford in a Max Moseley-style compromising position with call girls in Nazi get-ups.

That's the only reason I can think of him having a job.

Signal to Noise

]]> <![CDATA[The Patriots Plan On Doing The Faux Perfection Thing Again]]> So have they filed an application to trademark "If You Ain't Cheatin', You Ain't Tryin'"? What about "Spygate"?

Brazil Thrill

]]> <![CDATA[The Patriots Plan On Doing The Faux Perfection Thing Again]]> Tony LaRussa has trademarked .093.

Jefferson Short Bus

]]> <![CDATA[The Patriots Plan On Doing The Faux Perfection Thing Again]]> @supermike5alive: um, yes, I saw that....

Signal to Noise

]]> <![CDATA[The Patriots Plan On Doing The Faux Perfection Thing Again]]> @Peter Cavan: But Isiah has been let go...Millen still has a job. In this economy, in these trying economic times, I don't see how the Fords can't go for a nice little executive buyout package over in Allen Park. Seriously.

If Ford's new slogan is "Ford: Drive One", then shouldn't the Lions new slogan be "Lions: Drive Three and Out".

Yostal

]]> <![CDATA[The Patriots Plan On Doing The Faux Perfection Thing Again]]> The DMV has the rights to 10-2.

Lady Andrea

]]> <![CDATA[The Patriots Plan On Doing The Faux Perfection Thing Again]]> racists

supermike5alive

]]> <![CDATA[The Patriots Plan On Doing The Faux Perfection Thing Again]]> Jon Kitna grabbed the rights to "10-6"

Len Bias Cocaine Surplus

]]> <![CDATA[The Patriots Plan On Doing The Faux Perfection Thing Again]]> The guy directly in front of the "15 and 0" sign totally just heard you hating on Sam Adams.

Doyle McPoyle

]]> <![CDATA[The Patriots Plan On Doing The Faux Perfection Thing Again]]> @Yostal: Bill Ford is still looking for an investor in his "Hire Millen" t-shirt scheme

Jerkwheat

]]> <![CDATA[The Patriots Plan On Doing The Faux Perfection Thing Again]]> @Yostal: No, Isiah Thomas got his paperwork in on that one first.

Peter Cavan

]]> <![CDATA[The Patriots Plan On Doing The Faux Perfection Thing Again]]> What the hell is Messier doing there in Steeler yellow?

RachelRayIsTheDevil

]]> <![CDATA[The Patriots Plan On Doing The Faux Perfection Thing Again]]> racists

Tebow2007

]]> <![CDATA[The Patriots Plan On Doing The Faux Perfection Thing Again]]> I'm in favor of a big blue foot stomping out that 19-0 trademark, Monty Python-style.

Chad Sexington

]]> <![CDATA[The Patriots Plan On Doing The Faux Perfection Thing Again]]> I would have loved to have watched the Super Bowl with those guys holding the signs.

UpstateUnderdog

]]> <![CDATA[The Patriots Plan On Doing The Faux Perfection Thing Again]]> @Yostal: And Matt Millen has copyrighted 'Fuck my life'.

Shakεy

]]> <![CDATA[The Patriots Plan On Doing The Faux Perfection Thing Again]]> Can we just let NY/NE seceed and be done with it? We will even let them take New Jersey and the orange skin fad.

Steve Trachsel, Ace

]]> <![CDATA[The Patriots Plan On Doing The Faux Perfection Thing Again]]> @Magnakai Haaskivi: 8-8 might look good for the Browns this year.

Juancho

]]> <![CDATA[The Patriots Plan On Doing The Faux Perfection Thing Again]]> Santa sure is angry.

Carlton_Whitfield

]]> <![CDATA[The Patriots Plan On Doing The Faux Perfection Thing Again]]> @drftjgoj: Or "18 and Owned."

RonZookonRedBull

]]> <![CDATA[The Patriots Plan On Doing The Faux Perfection Thing Again]]> @Signal to Noise: hmmm... considering they only play the afc east teams 6 times...

and the AFC west is worse.

supermike5alive

]]> <![CDATA[The Patriots Plan On Doing The Faux Perfection Thing Again]]> @Secret Identity: Looks like Tony La Russa.

MitchKayak

]]> <![CDATA[The Patriots Plan On Doing The Faux Perfection Thing Again]]> It looks like the guy holding the big sign has two left hands. Where does he buy his gloves?

Cialis Cooper

]]> <![CDATA[The Patriots Plan On Doing The Faux Perfection Thing Again]]> I'm hoping Frank Viola emerges as a darkhorse to claim 19-0 before the Patriots.

GreatOdensRaven

]]> <![CDATA[The Patriots Plan On Doing The Faux Perfection Thing Again]]> So, I presume the Detroit Lions have moved in on copyrighting "EPIC FAIL"?

Yostal

]]> <![CDATA[The Patriots Plan On Doing The Faux Perfection Thing Again]]> @Secret Identity: His doctor makes him wear that ever since the "hammer and beer bottle incident".

Weed Against Speed

]]> <![CDATA[The Patriots Plan On Doing The Faux Perfection Thing Again]]> The Giants should trademark "Bill Belichoke".

drftjgoj

]]> <![CDATA[The Patriots Plan On Doing The Faux Perfection Thing Again]]> Bottom row, black gloves raise? USC Cheerleader.

Lady Andrea

]]> <![CDATA[The Patriots Plan On Doing The Faux Perfection Thing Again]]> When they couldn't get the trademark for "threepeat" from Pat Riley (or pull it off in 2006) they had to try for a different one. It's all about the trademarks now, not football.

Peter Cavan

]]> <![CDATA[The Patriots Plan On Doing The Faux Perfection Thing Again]]> what if another team goes 19-0 this year?

like the Browns, for example?

supermike5alive

]]> <![CDATA[The Patriots Plan On Doing The Faux Perfection Thing Again]]> @Gourmet Spud: That's just good comedy.

RachelRayIsTheDevil

]]> <![CDATA[The Patriots Plan On Doing The Faux Perfection Thing Again]]> Bring it on bitches

/Eli

crazyjoedavola

]]> <![CDATA[The Patriots Plan On Doing The Faux Perfection Thing Again]]> @Gourmet Spud: That's the problem. There isn't.

Reasonable Doubt for a Reasonable Price

]]> <![CDATA[The Patriots Plan On Doing The Faux Perfection Thing Again]]> Or, excuse me, six of them in pocket.

/bad at math

Signal to Noise

]]> <![CDATA[The Patriots Plan On Doing The Faux Perfection Thing Again]]> Well, when you play in a very shitty AFC East, you can afford to harbor delusions. They've already got eight of those wins in pocket.

Signal to Noise

]]> <![CDATA[The Patriots Plan On Doing The Faux Perfection Thing Again]]> Obviously they've never heard of the dreaded "IP Lawyer Curse". Did they learn nothing when the inventor of the pet rock was crushed by a boulder?

Gourmet Spud

]]> <![CDATA[The Patriots Plan On Doing The Faux Perfection Thing Again]]> The Raiders want to know if "4-12" is taken yet.

Magnakai Haaskivi

]]> <![CDATA[The Patriots Plan On Doing The Faux Perfection Thing Again]]> @TheStarterWife: Guy to his right: stealing your nachos.

shea_guevara

]]> <![CDATA[The Patriots Plan On Doing The Faux Perfection Thing Again]]> The Cubs are trademarking "0 for 100."

Whitey Fisk

]]> <![CDATA[The Patriots Plan On Doing The Faux Perfection Thing Again]]> This means Belichick is starting to get the hang of satellite image technology.

alftime

]]> <![CDATA[The Patriots Plan On Doing The Faux Perfection Thing Again]]> Personally, I'm in favor of anything that lets me keep reminding the Patriots of how they blew it.

44 in a Row

]]> <![CDATA[The Patriots Plan On Doing The Faux Perfection Thing Again]]> @Secret Identity: Or car salesmen. That 'NEW' would look fantastic on an Oldsmobile.

Shakεy

]]> <![CDATA[The Patriots Plan On Doing The Faux Perfection Thing Again]]> Your ahll a bunch of fackin' queeahs! 19-0!!

/Tommy from Quinzee

Afino

]]> <![CDATA[The Patriots Plan On Doing The Faux Perfection Thing Again]]> Guy wearing the grey hoodie in the bottom row? Stealing your soul.

TheStarterWife

]]> <![CDATA[The Patriots Plan On Doing The Faux Perfection Thing Again]]> I assume the dude in the construction helmet is the same guy who buried the Ortiz jersey at the new Yankee Stadium?

Secret Identity

]]> <![CDATA[The Patriots Plan On Doing The Faux Perfection Thing Again]]> Well, that's awkward.

Shakεy

]]> <![CDATA[The Patriots Plan On Doing The Faux Perfection Thing Again]]> Meanwhile, the Rays are expected to seek "Plenty of Parking".

Gourmet Spud

]]> <![CDATA[The Patriots Plan On Doing The Faux Perfection Thing Again]]> You know, Boston, you really know how to keep us hating your fucking guts....

What Would Kornheiser Do?

]]> <![CDATA[The Patriots Plan On Doing The Faux Perfection Thing Again]]> Lower right: yes (hate-fuck).

josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you

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