<![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day - Deadspin Comments]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/deadspin.com.png <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day - Deadspin Comments]]> http://deadspin.com Tue, 22 Apr 2008 18:08:33 EDT Tue, 22 Apr 2008 18:08:33 EDT http://deadspin.com/382453/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/382453/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5322380 "I can save you time by summarizing what already happened and giving you the upcoming schedule in one sentence, saving you the trouble of loading two separate webpages." - slim 89

dhochbaum

]]> 11:382453:c5322380 Tue, 22 Apr 2008 18:08:33 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/382453/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5319872 "After a demoralizing career decision, Al Pacino has to solve his own murder within 88 minutes."

metroville

]]> 11:382453:c5319872 Tue, 22 Apr 2008 16:03:15 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/382453/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5318145 "After a demoralizing loss to the Phillies, Jim Rooker walked all the way back to Pittsburgh. Drunk."
-LannyFratere


Jubilation T. Cornpone

]]> 11:382453:c5318145 Tue, 22 Apr 2008 15:03:47 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/382453/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5317788 "After a demoralizing loss in a freestyle battle, B-Rabbit has to drive down to 8 mile to appear at a child custody hearing within 24 hours."

- slimshady89

BarrySagittarius

]]> 11:382453:c5317788 Tue, 22 Apr 2008 14:50:39 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/382453/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5317235 Oh Nibbles, you tease.

Barry Lutz

]]> 11:382453:c5317235 Tue, 22 Apr 2008 14:32:50 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/382453/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5316808 Nibbles? Why hast thou forsaken me?

Barry Lutz

]]> 11:382453:c5316808 Tue, 22 Apr 2008 14:18:08 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/382453/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5315780 "After a demoralizing experience outside Tavern on the Green, the Gatekeeper has to find the Keymaster and open a gateway for Gozer within 24 hours." - slimer 89

Barry Lutz

]]> 11:382453:c5315780 Tue, 22 Apr 2008 13:45:15 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/382453/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5315675 "Philly is such a long way from DC! I never learned geography in elementary school!" -slim 86

VTBen

]]> 11:382453:c5315675 Tue, 22 Apr 2008 13:41:49 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/382453/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5314903 "After a demoralizing loss at home, Green Bay has to fly to Chicago and play an away game within 7 days." - shaddy 90

bamassippi

]]> 11:382453:c5314903 Tue, 22 Apr 2008 13:18:22 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/382453/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5314541 After showing up to work today, I have to put up with my co-workers who have become hockey fans in the last week.

Phatty

]]> 11:382453:c5314541 Tue, 22 Apr 2008 13:04:56 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/382453/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5314420 He's an Orioles and a Notre Dame fan. No one should have to support Peter Angelos and Charlie Weis at the same time.

My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH

]]> 11:382453:c5314420 Tue, 22 Apr 2008 13:00:05 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/382453/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5314404 After it was developed as ARPANET, the Internet has been comprised of interconnected computer networks.
--CaptainObviousDumbFuck

LenPasquarelli'sStretchMarks

]]> 11:382453:c5314404 Tue, 22 Apr 2008 12:59:33 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/382453/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5314286 After a demoralizing mass at nationals stadium, the pope had to preach at yankee stadium within 24 hours. --Whole E-C 89

Laser Guided

]]> 11:382453:c5314286 Tue, 22 Apr 2008 12:55:35 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/382453/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5314268 @Hit Bull Win Steak: I don't know about that. According to his ESPN profile, he's the master of his domain:

"Its not about mastering the game, but A mastering of yourself"

Indeed.

the sieve

]]> 11:382453:c5314268 Tue, 22 Apr 2008 12:55:05 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/382453/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5314202 "After a demoralizing chat with his boss in Rome, the priest has has to fly to D.C. and make the lawsuits go away."

Sucko-T

]]> 11:382453:c5314202 Tue, 22 Apr 2008 12:53:01 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/382453/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5314140 @7-8 Deville: You're being demoted to Lieutenant Obvious.

Chamomiles Davis

]]> 11:382453:c5314140 Tue, 22 Apr 2008 12:50:33 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/382453/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5314127 "After a demoralizing loss in Pennsylvania, (Hillary Clinton/Barack Obama) has to fly to North Carolina and resume campaigning within 24 hours." --slimmarginofvictory08

Chamomiles Davis

]]> 11:382453:c5314127 Tue, 22 Apr 2008 12:50:05 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/382453/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5314090 I don't have shit on slim 89! - Captain Obvious

7-8 Deville

]]> 11:382453:c5314090 Tue, 22 Apr 2008 12:48:46 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/382453/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5314043 Demoralizing loss at home, Washington D.C.: Sounds like a typical day for the Nationals.

My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH

]]> 11:382453:c5314043 Tue, 22 Apr 2008 12:47:24 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/382453/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5313941 After a demoralizing loss to the Ultimate Warrior, the Macho Man has to crash a Shakespeare performance and snap into it! --slim jim 89

neworiginals

]]> 11:382453:c5313941 Tue, 22 Apr 2008 12:43:45 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/382453/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5313908 After a demoralizing loss to GHWB at home, Saddam only had ten years years to recover before another even more demoralizing loss at home to his idiot son.
--DcheneyUberalles


Johnny LaRue

]]> 11:382453:c5313908 Tue, 22 Apr 2008 12:42:32 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/382453/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5313892 @slim 89 : -1

BigJimSlade

]]> 11:382453:c5313892 Tue, 22 Apr 2008 12:42:05 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/382453/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5313887 After a demoralizing loss against Mothra, Godzilla has to fly to Monster Island and fight Megalon within 24 hours. -Slim-san 89

ClueHeywood

]]> 11:382453:c5313887 Tue, 22 Apr 2008 12:41:58 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/382453/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5313758 @UkraineNotWeak: +1 that's messed up, but I like.

Chones_Chonies

]]> 11:382453:c5313758 Tue, 22 Apr 2008 12:38:45 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/382453/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5313750 "After a demoralizing set of chores at home, Cinderella has to ride in a pumpkin to the ball and leave before midnight." - gusgusonthebusbus

blastitbiggs

]]> 11:382453:c5313750 Tue, 22 Apr 2008 12:38:30 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/382453/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5313727 @UkraineNotWeak:

I was trying to think of a Kennedy joke, I think you found the best way to do it.

racistmascot_inc

]]> 11:382453:c5313727 Tue, 22 Apr 2008 12:37:44 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/382453/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5313714 @LosOsosdeChicago: SteakGrowsonDmitri: tha fucks a flyer

Clare

]]> 11:382453:c5313714 Tue, 22 Apr 2008 12:36:59 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/382453/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5313708 "Uh, let's see. It looks like, um, the Caps are playing the Flyers tonight, and, uh, Minnesota will play Colorado. And then the winners will play some other teams in the next round, or something." -- slim 89

StuScott Booyahs

]]> 11:382453:c5313708 Tue, 22 Apr 2008 12:36:44 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/382453/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5313703 After a demoralizing loss at work, I have to drive back to work and contribute to a comedy pyramid in 24 hours.

Jefferson Short Bus

]]> 11:382453:c5313703 Tue, 22 Apr 2008 12:36:33 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/382453/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5313668 *have, not has

UpstateUnderdog

]]> 11:382453:c5313668 Tue, 22 Apr 2008 12:35:07 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/382453/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5313662 @racistmascot_inc: X gets the square.

Jefferson Short Bus

]]> 11:382453:c5313662 Tue, 22 Apr 2008 12:34:56 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/382453/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5313660 @Hit Bull Win Steak:

No no, that's the Heismanischewitz

racistmascot_inc

]]> 11:382453:c5313660 Tue, 22 Apr 2008 12:34:45 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/382453/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5313645 "After a demoralizing loss at home, Jackie Kennedy had to fly to D.C. and move out of the White House within 24 hours."--grassyknoll63

UkraineNotWeak

]]> 11:382453:c5313645 Tue, 22 Apr 2008 12:34:18 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/382453/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5313640 "After a moralizing win on the road, the Caps has to fly to D.C. and play a home game within 24 hours." - dim 69

UpstateUnderdog

]]> 11:382453:c5313640 Tue, 22 Apr 2008 12:34:09 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/382453/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5313638 After a demoralizing loss at home, Benoit has no alternative than to take his own life within 24 hours.

jwaves2007

]]> 11:382453:c5313638 Tue, 22 Apr 2008 12:34:05 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/382453/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5313636 "Philly has to fly to D.C."

Really? The whole city? Shit, I'd better get cracking on those plane tickets!

/synecdoche-impaired

Chamomiles Davis

]]> 11:382453:c5313636 Tue, 22 Apr 2008 12:33:57 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/382453/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5313629 Slim 89 is actually just an RSS feed from Simon Gagne's Outlook calendar.

Arriaga_II

]]> 11:382453:c5313629 Tue, 22 Apr 2008 12:33:47 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/382453/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5313626 "After a flattering photo of him appeared on the internet, Santonio Holmes has to fly to D.C. and play with his 24 inches alone."

- 24hrsltrstillhumbleddude

DumpsterDining

]]> 11:382453:c5313626 Tue, 22 Apr 2008 12:33:38 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/382453/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5313611 "After a demoralizing 38 years of no sex, A.C. Green is flying on his honeymoon to play with his wife for the next 24 hours." --virgin89

André Roussimoff

]]> 11:382453:c5313611 Tue, 22 Apr 2008 12:32:52 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/382453/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5313600 "After a thrilling victory on the road, D.C has to fly to Philly and play a home game within 24 hours." - slim 69

FuzzysFriedChicken

]]> 11:382453:c5313600 Tue, 22 Apr 2008 12:32:34 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/382453/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5313601 From the slim_89 page: "Its not about mastering the game, but A mastering of yourself"

Really? I don't even think that is correctly written...

12-Inch Idongivafuck Sandwich

]]> 11:382453:c5313601 Tue, 22 Apr 2008 12:32:34 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/382453/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5313584 @LosOsosdeChicago: Hey now, The Nats could hold the Flyers to 3 runs. Probably.

Nationalcoholic

]]> 11:382453:c5313584 Tue, 22 Apr 2008 12:32:09 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/382453/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5313582 After a demoralizing loss at home, Germany has to storm into Poland and play an away game within 24 years. - LovesBlitzkreig'sList

racistmascot_inc

]]> 11:382453:c5313582 Tue, 22 Apr 2008 12:32:08 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/382453/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5313563 "after breakfast I have lunch and then dinner."

asliceofbacon

]]> 11:382453:c5313563 Tue, 22 Apr 2008 12:31:22 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/382453/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5313561 @BigJimSlade: MastUrbate... jerkoff.

BigJimSlade

]]> 11:382453:c5313561 Tue, 22 Apr 2008 12:31:17 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/382453/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5313555 Once again, fate deals philly the ultimate cruelty: traveling for an away game.

dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac

]]> 11:382453:c5313555 Tue, 22 Apr 2008 12:31:02 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/382453/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5313543 I like the current featured comment even better:
If you don't want OSU in the BCS game, make sure your team doesn't lose more games.

Carlton_Whitfield

]]> 11:382453:c5313543 Tue, 22 Apr 2008 12:30:27 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/382453/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5313536 "After a demoralizing loss to David and the Gnomes, Pit, Pat, Pot and Holler have to flee the forest and stay in their cave until it's dark again." -- nickelodeon 89

the earl of weaver

]]> 11:382453:c5313536 Tue, 22 Apr 2008 12:30:04 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/382453/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5313531 "After a demoralizing loss at home, Philly now has to step through the fog and creep through the smog.

-SlimWithTheTiltedBrim

ArkansasFred

]]> 11:382453:c5313531 Tue, 22 Apr 2008 12:29:59 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/382453/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5313525 @stjoehawk: Or Sarge Matthews, as well!

Civil Negligence

]]> 11:382453:c5313525 Tue, 22 Apr 2008 12:29:37 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/382453/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5313515 After making dipshit comments, slim 89 will probably masterbate to femalemuscle.com within 24 hours.

BigJimSlade

]]> 11:382453:c5313515 Tue, 22 Apr 2008 12:29:13 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/382453/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5313508 "I have studied the MLB schedule and determined that when the team from Philadelphia plays in Washington DC, it is considered an away game for them. Also, this game will begin within one day of them completing their previous game, which took place in Philadelphia." -- slimchanceimnotretarded89

NovakAintNoJokovic

]]> 11:382453:c5313508 Tue, 22 Apr 2008 12:29:03 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/382453/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5313505 @Carlton_Whitfield: He didnt misspell it. The Heishman is the award given to the best Jewish college football player...or is that the Fleischman?

Hit Bull Win Steak

]]> 11:382453:c5313505 Tue, 22 Apr 2008 12:28:57 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/382453/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5313490 I always dreamed of being a reporter that knows how to read schedules. -- slim 89

7th Floor King Dingaling

]]> 11:382453:c5313490 Tue, 22 Apr 2008 12:28:22 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/382453/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5313482 @How do you spell retard?: It sounds even better when you read it in Chris Wheeler's voice.

stjoehawk

]]> 11:382453:c5313482 Tue, 22 Apr 2008 12:28:10 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/382453/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5313471 "After a demoralizing loss at home, O.J. has to drive with A.C. and play a runaway game with the LAPD." - glovefitsslim

Jews For Purple Jesus

]]> 11:382453:c5313471 Tue, 22 Apr 2008 12:27:49 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/382453/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5313469 After a demoralizing loss of foul ball, that asshole at Fenway has to get made fun of on the Internet for 24 hours before everyone forgets about him.

MeSoHornsby

]]> 11:382453:c5313469 Tue, 22 Apr 2008 12:27:47 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/382453/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5313451 "After a night of stripping, Kristin has to take the train to D.C. and play an away game in 24 hours." --Client9

Jefferson Short Bus

]]> 11:382453:c5313451 Tue, 22 Apr 2008 12:27:00 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/382453/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5313445 After one home game, the team had to play an away game. Seriously. it happened. Look it up. I know it's hard to believe, but a sports team faces an away game after a home game. Gary Bettman, how dare you impose that sort of demanding schedule.

UseTheForceLukeWalton

]]> 11:382453:c5313445 Tue, 22 Apr 2008 12:26:41 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/382453/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5313423 "Its not about mastering the game, but A mastering of yourself" - Slim_89

BaBaBoey

]]> 11:382453:c5313423 Tue, 22 Apr 2008 12:25:51 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/382453/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5313420 ...the hoopla over the Heishman and Draft Day...

It's hard to take you seriously when you spell things like that, slim 89.

Carlton_Whitfield

]]> 11:382453:c5313420 Tue, 22 Apr 2008 12:25:49 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/382453/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5313411 Actually since I can't find it on TV, ESPN's featured comment has been my source for hockey news all season. So thanks Slim.

martyfunkhauser

]]> 11:382453:c5313411 Tue, 22 Apr 2008 12:25:29 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/382453/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5313406 I'm pretty sure slim 89 is just plagiarizing the info button on my cable remote.

StupidAngelos

]]> 11:382453:c5313406 Tue, 22 Apr 2008 12:25:23 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/382453/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5313405 But playing the Nationals should help any team. Even the Flyers.

LosOsosdeChicago

]]> 11:382453:c5313405 Tue, 22 Apr 2008 12:25:18 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/382453/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5313393 @ArkansasFred: Holy shit! That was lifted from GSTF, wasn't it?

Civil Negligence

]]> 11:382453:c5313393 Tue, 22 Apr 2008 12:24:45 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/382453/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5313382 After a demoralizing loss at home, the Philadelphia Flyers have to play a hockey game at the Washington Capitals homesite because due to the way seeding and home ice advantage work in the NHL playoffs, at seventh game is to be played at the higher seed's rink, rather than the lower seed's rink. The Washington Capitals are said higher seed, with Philadelphia being the lower seed. Do you understand people?- Iknowshowseedingworks

How do you spell retard?

]]> 11:382453:c5313382 Tue, 22 Apr 2008 12:24:18 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/382453/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5313376 In other news I consider interesting, it's a sunny day today, and I plan to have casserole for dinner. -slim 89

Nationalcoholic

]]> 11:382453:c5313376 Tue, 22 Apr 2008 12:23:59 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/382453/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5313367 After another demoralizing sexual experience, slim 89 has to go home to his parent's basement and wack off within 24 hours.

Hit Bull Win Steak

]]> 11:382453:c5313367 Tue, 22 Apr 2008 12:23:48 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/382453/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5313360 "After a demoralizing beatdown at home, Tina Turner has to tour with Ike for the next six months." --cantrememberthegoddamnwords

Jefferson Short Bus

]]> 11:382453:c5313360 Tue, 22 Apr 2008 12:23:31 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/382453/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5313351 In slim_89 Words...

I see fans young and old eating up the marketing of players, past and present.
It doesn't matter whether it is the NFL, NBA, NHL, or MLB the player not the team seems to be paramount. To a certain extent you find the same thing in college sports nowadays with the hoopla over the Heishman and Draft Day. Sports have gone to the individual not the team.

The irony is the team will continue to exist, the players will come and go.

Should have just posted that instead.

ArkansasFred

]]> 11:382453:c5313351 Tue, 22 Apr 2008 12:23:22 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/382453/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5313344 Little does slim89 know that the Flyers, despite their name, only travel by hovercraft.

Civil Negligence

]]> 11:382453:c5313344 Tue, 22 Apr 2008 12:23:12 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/382453/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5313343 ESPN Commentors Present: The Story Behind The Schedule.

"If you are only reading the schedule, you are only getting half the story." - slim 89

Gourmet Spud

]]> 11:382453:c5313343 Tue, 22 Apr 2008 12:23:11 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/382453/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5313335 "After a demoralizing loss of a girlfried, Peter has to fly to Hawaii and see her with her new Guy." - WeAreSarahMarshall

FuzzysFriedChicken

]]> 11:382453:c5313335 Tue, 22 Apr 2008 12:22:58 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/382453/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5313330 After a demoralizing episode of The War at Home, Michael Rappaport realizes that his life has never had any meaning.

Doyle McPoyle

]]> 11:382453:c5313330 Tue, 22 Apr 2008 12:22:39 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/382453/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5313326 I say things that happen -- slim 89

Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies

]]> 11:382453:c5313326 Tue, 22 Apr 2008 12:22:35 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/382453/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5313324 after coming into work, I have to deal with eight demoralizing hours of blabber.

muggsybogues

]]> 11:382453:c5313324 Tue, 22 Apr 2008 12:22:33 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/382453/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5313315 Sounds like Jack Bauer is being demoted this season.

Chones_Chonies

]]> 11:382453:c5313315 Tue, 22 Apr 2008 12:22:14 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/382453/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5313313 not to mention the jet lag

RugDaniels

]]> 11:382453:c5313313 Tue, 22 Apr 2008 12:22:06 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/382453/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5313310 "After a demoralizing loss at home, DeShawn has to fly to D.C. and play a humilating home game within 48 hours." - SzczerbiakAttack!

Magnakai Haaskivi

]]> 11:382453:c5313310 Tue, 22 Apr 2008 12:22:03 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/382453/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5313309 @ArkansasFred: The two minute walk to the candy machine exhausts the shit out of me.

MeSoHornsby

]]> 11:382453:c5313309 Tue, 22 Apr 2008 12:22:00 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/382453/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5313298 Yea...because Washington DC is one helluva a hockey town, shit dick.

Dead Air ummm Dead Air

]]> 11:382453:c5313298 Tue, 22 Apr 2008 12:21:47 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/382453/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5313292 "After a completely mundane thought, I have to sit down at my computer and share it with everyone within 24 minutes."

--Slimbrains_89

MerryLander

]]> 11:382453:c5313292 Tue, 22 Apr 2008 12:21:39 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/382453/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5313279 After a demoralizing post of his bone, Holmes uttered, "Scrate up Bitch."

RachelRayIsTheDevil

]]> 11:382453:c5313279 Tue, 22 Apr 2008 12:21:24 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/382453/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5313260 I don't know about you, but that two hour trip down 95 in my Accord always exhausts the shit out of me.

ArkansasFred

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