<![CDATA[No Eternal Return For Bruins - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[No Eternal Return For Bruins - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[No Eternal Return For Bruins]]> Question dudes: Is Kristen Bell less attractive because she is a Detroit fan? Or is it non-issue?

The HZA.

]]> <![CDATA[No Eternal Return For Bruins]]> @LeagueofShadows: Now since you got the body of the year, come and get the award
Here's a hint - it's like a long rounded cup

/wreckx-in-affect'd

theheckle

]]> <![CDATA[No Eternal Return For Bruins]]> I've got a large thick trophy for you, baby.

LeagueofShadows

]]> <![CDATA[No Eternal Return For Bruins]]> @THEGINOCIMOLICONSPIRACY: Konstantin Koltsov was the greatest short track speed skater in NHL history.

The Legend of Vincent Tremblay

]]> <![CDATA[No Eternal Return For Bruins]]> @crazyjoedavola: It certianly does apply to my stance on the Rangers. But, I'm in a love/hate relationship with my own team, and right now, I hate them.

Shorty

]]> <![CDATA[No Eternal Return For Bruins]]> @FirstDerivative: Yep.

I posted a comment about it a few weeks ago, he said something offhand about it in Interview.

What, what're you all looking at? I get it free.

Juancho

]]> <![CDATA[No Eternal Return For Bruins]]> I clicked a link that took me to a page that discussed eternal return, which led to me reading about the Schrodinger Equation, which gave me a headache. All of which will, in theory, happen again in the future.
Thanks for the future headache, Raskolnikov.

David Hume

]]> <![CDATA[No Eternal Return For Bruins]]> @the red colonial:

Last Monday. BC 4 Notre Dame 1.

IfindUrlacherfaithdisturbing

]]> <![CDATA[No Eternal Return For Bruins]]> That tie Carbonneau's wearing had better be lucky. There's no other reasonable explanation for it.

I Shot the Sherrill, But I Did Not Shoot the Deputy

]]> <![CDATA[No Eternal Return For Bruins]]> @I hate them: A name change? If it is in regards to the Rangers, I should change mine to I hate them more.

crazyjoedavola

]]> <![CDATA[No Eternal Return For Bruins]]>

I have no idea if this has been posted yet, but I figured you'd all get a kick out of this.


Sean Avery is interning at vogue this summer.

FirstDerivative

]]> <![CDATA[No Eternal Return For Bruins]]> @I hate them: Dear God.

Weed Against Speed

]]> <![CDATA[No Eternal Return For Bruins]]> @I hate them: to further this point:

[www.exposay.com]

Shorty

]]> <![CDATA[No Eternal Return For Bruins]]> @Yostal: I will be wearing my Lidstrom jersey with a little more pride now

Al Czerviks Ride

]]> <![CDATA[No Eternal Return For Bruins]]> @Weed Against Speed: Think about it. Have you ever seen Ann Meyers and Brian Engblom at the same time? Coincidence? I think not.

Shorty

]]> <![CDATA[No Eternal Return For Bruins]]> @IfindUrlacherfaithdisturbing: Did you get back from Denver last week or last fall?

Old Ocho

]]> <![CDATA[No Eternal Return For Bruins]]> @Afino: No love for Campbell?

Dany Heatley Speedwagon

]]> <![CDATA[No Eternal Return For Bruins]]> My day is never complete unless there is some Mighty Ducks reference. Thanks for fulfilling that, RD.

The HZA.

]]> <![CDATA[No Eternal Return For Bruins]]> Yea, so I'm coming out of Verizon Center after game 1, and I happened to see the Ovechkin family standing outside the F Street Enterance. I think Ovechkin's girlfriend was with them.

How do you say 'Smoking Hot' in Russian?

blackaces

]]> <![CDATA[No Eternal Return For Bruins]]> Between the pats super bowl column and this bruins column, I think Simmons is finally starting to jinx his teams....I can't wait for Garnett to break his leg.

SonofSpurrier

]]> <![CDATA[No Eternal Return For Bruins]]> @MitchKayak: As much as I despise Habs fans, it's everywhere. The assholes who beat up the Habs fan (nearly to death) here in Boston were just as bad. I could not believe that.

madktdisease

]]> <![CDATA[No Eternal Return For Bruins]]> How Long, O Lord, How Long, before you finally grant a winning team to us Bostonians? Have you no compassion?

Why yes, I did just get back from Denver. Why do you ask?

IfindUrlacherfaithdisturbing

]]> <![CDATA[No Eternal Return For Bruins]]> @7-8 Deville: If her shirt has a clever saying, I'd love to read it in Braille.

Magnakai Haaskivi

]]> <![CDATA[No Eternal Return For Bruins]]> @Yostal: Yes.

@Chief Wahoo: I was up there last week (burned out shell). Good times!

Juancho

]]> <![CDATA[No Eternal Return For Bruins]]> @Weed Against Speed: Does he have an invisible marrionatte or is he casting force lightning on the audience there?

Im a people person. Who drinks.

]]> <![CDATA[No Eternal Return For Bruins]]> Expecting class from Habs fans is like expecting me not to masturbate to pictures of Kristen Bell.

Not going to happen.

MitchKayak

]]> <![CDATA[No Eternal Return For Bruins]]> @Yostal: Michigan: Come for the burnt-out shell of a city, stay for the weird survivalists and loners in the UP?

/I keed

Chief Wahoo

]]> <![CDATA[No Eternal Return For Bruins]]> @Yostal: your new picture kicks so many kinds of esoteric butt.

futuremrsrickankiel

]]> <![CDATA[No Eternal Return For Bruins]]> @Chamomiles Davis: It almost feels "right"
/shivers

broad street bully

]]> <![CDATA[No Eternal Return For Bruins]]> @Yostal: You know, you should really try looking things up first before posing them to a general audience.

Yostal

]]> <![CDATA[No Eternal Return For Bruins]]> Have we ever figured out if Huntington Woods, Michigan native Kristen Bell is a Wings fan? She can join with Jeff Daniels and do some form of Michigan tourism ad perhaps?

Yostal

]]> <![CDATA[No Eternal Return For Bruins]]> @futuremrsrickankiel: best night ever. followed shortly by worst night ever. c'est la vie.

madktdisease

]]> <![CDATA[No Eternal Return For Bruins]]> @Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies:

Well, y'know, he could skate and worked hard. He couldn't help that he had Frankie Leroux hands grafted on his body at birth.

THEGINOCIMOLICONSPIRACY

]]> <![CDATA[No Eternal Return For Bruins]]> As a Philly sports fan, I hate to say I'm used to this shit, but... I'm used to this shit.

Chamomiles Davis

]]> <![CDATA[No Eternal Return For Bruins]]> @Afino: I ask the same of life partners/boyfriends/main bitches of Devils fans. It'll be harder for the Devs fans to comply, though, with all the extra time on their hands.

Chief Wahoo

]]> <![CDATA[No Eternal Return For Bruins]]> @LUCIC FOR PRESIDENT: I wish. I settled for a 6-pack on my friend's couch and a lot of giddy, screaming phone calls.

futuremrsrickankiel

]]> <![CDATA[No Eternal Return For Bruins]]> @Dany Heatley Speedwagon:

Why I hope Philly loses, reason #45,236:

- So we don't have to read any more crap in the Buffalo papers about Drury AND Briere making it to the second round while the Sabres sit home.

Afino

]]> <![CDATA[No Eternal Return For Bruins]]> And thus ends Simmons hockey columns.

crazyjoedavola

]]> <![CDATA[No Eternal Return For Bruins]]> @Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies: Our Cup truly runneth over at that. Hear, hear.

Juancho

]]> <![CDATA[No Eternal Return For Bruins]]> @twoeightnine:

My friend told me Sunday night that Simmons was going to put up a bandwagon Bruins column eventually, and sure enough, yesterday he did.

Now he can go back to his basketball-loving hole.

Afino

]]> <![CDATA[No Eternal Return For Bruins]]> @futuremrsrickankiel: did you go to game 6?

madktdisease

]]> <![CDATA[No Eternal Return For Bruins]]> But what did Simmons think of the game? He's a huge Bruins fan right?

twoeightnine

]]> <![CDATA[No Eternal Return For Bruins]]> @Charlie Kerfelds Jetsons Tee:
The streets were empty and silent when the Expos left town... Nuff said.

Mr. Praline

]]> <![CDATA[No Eternal Return For Bruins]]> If Versus would have continued to hammer that point home, would we all have ended up looking like Brian Engblom?

Weed Against Speed

]]> <![CDATA[No Eternal Return For Bruins]]> Versus hammered the comparison between the 2004 and 2008 Boston-Montreal series into our heads for the past week.

Now the only comparison remaining is how I shed a solitary tear after both game sevens.

madktdisease

]]> <![CDATA[No Eternal Return For Bruins]]> @Juancho: No way. Foursome. Me, 2girls (Hayden/Kristen), 1cup

Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies

]]> <![CDATA[No Eternal Return For Bruins]]> @LUCIC FOR PRESIDENT: Stabbed? You got off easy, dude. I feel like I got fucking curb-stomped. Not to mention I'd been drinking all day prior to the game... I'd be lying if I said I wasn't in tears on the Green Line home.

futuremrsrickankiel

]]> <![CDATA[No Eternal Return For Bruins]]> First Guns and Roses (twice!) and now beating an eight seed.

Québécois will look for any excuse to riot.

Charlie Kerfelds Jetsons Tee

]]> <![CDATA[No Eternal Return For Bruins]]> i didn't know kristen bell could read brail. She is talented.

7-8 Deville

]]> <![CDATA[No Eternal Return For Bruins]]> Ok, forget Hayden- my new dream is to bone Kristen Bell while hoisting the Cup.

Juancho

]]> <![CDATA[No Eternal Return For Bruins]]> @BigTenObsession: Text Messaging > Kristen Bell's Ass

/actually, I can't, in good faith, make that comparison. Dude is a total douche

Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies

]]> <![CDATA[No Eternal Return For Bruins]]> Who knew Ricky Rackman was so indifferent towards lord Stanley's Cup?

dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac

]]> <![CDATA[No Eternal Return For Bruins]]> A riot? Over hockey?

Clearly, the people of Canada wanted it more.

metroville

]]> <![CDATA[No Eternal Return For Bruins]]> @Afino: Try not to suck any d*ck on the way through the parking lot!

madktdisease

]]> <![CDATA[No Eternal Return For Bruins]]> Last night's game. Wow. I feel like I got stabbed in the ribs.

But you know what? The Bruins did not have a dissapointing season. They brought it. I couldn't be happier to renew my season tickets.

madktdisease

]]> <![CDATA[No Eternal Return For Bruins]]> Will Leitch, he of the blogging Emo Bangs > Danny Briere, he of the Hockey Emo Bangs

I wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself.

Dany Heatley Speedwagon

]]> <![CDATA[No Eternal Return For Bruins]]> Yes (I like to pretend that I did, back in '94), YES!, douche (really? texting someone instead of staring at Kristin Bell's ass?)

BigTenObsession

]]> <![CDATA[No Eternal Return For Bruins]]> Kevin Smith asks wives/girlfriends/main bitches of Rangers fans to not have sex.

The Devils fans figured they should stop at 37 times anyways.

Afino

]]> <![CDATA[No Eternal Return For Bruins]]> Alex Ovechkin: I would like to shave off half your facial hair and shove it up your left nostril.

That is all.

Tightlines

]]> <![CDATA[No Eternal Return For Bruins]]> Go Netflix Veronica Mars. Was a fantastic show.

Encouraging Referee Pitman

]]> <![CDATA[No Eternal Return For Bruins]]> Oh, Konstantin Koltsov. That was a fun little experiment

Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies

]]> <![CDATA[No Eternal Return For Bruins]]> That picture of Kristen Bell made me go from six to midnight.

Gourmet Spud

]]> <![CDATA[No Eternal Return For Bruins]]> Where'd Carbonneau get that tie, anyway? Burger King?

Charlie Kerfelds Jetsons Tee

]]> <![CDATA[No Eternal Return For Bruins]]> Kristen Bell is the only woman to ever make me enjoy a musical. Well, that and the fact that it was all about weed.

OchentaYcinco

]]> <![CDATA[No Eternal Return For Bruins]]> The Ghost of Dale Hunter strikes again!!

blackaces

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